Chapter 930: Terracotta Warriors and Horses (Second Update)
Guo Chao was dumbfounded when he heard Zhou Xing's description and the people inside the shutter door didn't care: "Ahh
Hearing Guo Chao's words, the audience laughed louder.
And Guo Chao didn't forget to mend the knife, looked at Zhou Xingzhi and shook his head: "You are a popular person......"
Zhou Xing wailed with a crying voice: "Where is my happiness?"
Guo Chao was amused: "Hey~ Still looking for it?"
Touching his body, Zhou Xing said with a sad face: "Forget it, I'll take a look at the illness first." β
"That's the right thing. Guo Chao nodded.
Zhou Xing pointed forward: "There is a hospital 50 meters from the front." β
"Oh, it's not far!" Guo Chao nodded.
Zhou Xing snorted: "But no matter how close I am, I can't walk now......"
At this time, Zhou Xing's eyes rolled: "I stretched out my hand and stopped a taxi." β
Guo Chao was stunned and said, "That's it?"
"I'm tired. Zhou Xing sighed.
"Good, good, hit, fight. Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh.
He pulled the door and sat inside. Zhou Xing gestured to the driver's grip on the steering wheel: "The driver also asked me: Master, where are you going?"
Zhou Xing asked and answered to himself again, and said with a gesture: "Shut up!
The driver asked again: No~~ Master, where are you going?"
Zhou Xing put on an impatient look: "Don't talk nonsense! Go ahead ......"
"When I was almost at the hospital, the driver asked me again: Where are you going?"
Zhou Xing opened his mouth and shouted, "Britain!"
Zhou Xing immediately made a sudden braking action, then pointed to the side, and roared in annoyance with the driver: "Go down!"
Zhou Xing looked like a two-skinned face, and hurriedly nodded: "Hey~"
While agreeing, Zhou Xing was still secretly happy at this time, as if he had taken advantage of it.
"It's down. "Put your hand on the pergola and make a posture of looking: "The hospital has arrived~"
Guo Chao suddenly looked completely speechless: "Okay!"
The audience was also immune at this time, and they didn't even react in a stunned way, they laughed directly, and this time it broke out more violently than before.
Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xing with a smile: "You have all this bit of heart and eye here!"
"That's smart, you know. Zhou Xing looked a little proud.
"What a cleverness!" Guo Chao dismissed: "It's not a place at all!"
Zhou Xing continued: "The doctor smeared some potion, and then said: Get an injection, save infection!"
"Be careful. Guo Chao nodded.
Zhou Xing said in a sullen voice: "I'm scared. β
"What's wrong?" Guo Chao said in surprise.
Zhou Xing waved his hand: "I'm a ...... Sickness..."
Guo Chao suddenly said: "Oh, I'm afraid!"
Zhou Xing made a gesture of raising his eyes: "Look at this nurse, Huo, frowning and staring, with a cross-eyed look of flesh!"
Guo Chao was stunned: "Ouch......"
Zhou Xing was still talking: "It looks like a ...... like a sharf"
"Okay, is there such a way to describe people?" Guo Chao said speechlessly.
Zhou Xing waved his hand: "No matter how you describe it, that's it, I said eldest sister, I'm afraid of injections..."
"And then?" Guo Chao said.
"Does the injection hurt?" Zhou Xing asked.
"Yes, you have to ask. Guo Chao nodded.
Zhou Xing picked up the folding fan on the table, made a gesture of picking up the needle and tube, and said with a smile: "The nurse said: Don't worry!"
"Hmm. Guo Chao echoed.
Zhou Xing continued to play the 'needle tube' and said, "I've been injecting for more than 30 yearsβ"
Guo Chao suddenly smiled: "Oh, that must be fine." β
Then Zhou Xing made a vigorous needle pricking motion, and described in his mouth: "Poof!
"Ahh
In an instant, Zhou Xing let out a pig-killing scream: "Pull it out~"
Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, while Zhou Xing covered his P shares and said: "At this time, she finished speaking: there is no time that it doesn't hurt!"
"......Pss
"Hey!" Guo Chao shook his hand, he was also amused, and said with a breathless smile: "It hurts all?
Hearing this, the audience immediately laughed even louder.
At this time, Zhou Xing's face was full of sorrow, he waved his hand, and with a sad look that he didn't want to say more, he wailed: "Where is my happiness, me?"
Guo Chao smiled and said, "You're too ...... to carry it."
Zhou Xing covered his face and cried: "Why am I so unlucky?"
"Why, my heart is unbalanced!" Zhou Xing clenched his fist and waved, looking indignant: "Why do you all drive cars and live in bungalows, spray some perfume and spend thousands, ah? I haven't lived in that alley with a monthly salary of more than 1,000?"
"Oh, civilian!" Guo Chao said.
Zhou Xing waved his hand to make a twisted wheel: "Pedaling a bicycle to work every day, washing your hair with alkaline noodles, and getting a salted duck egg is considered a birthday." β
"Huh?" Guo Chao was stunned.
Zhou Xing said with a bitter face: "I also want to be happy, I must be happy!"
"Oh, yes, yes, definitely. Guo Chao smiled, but looking at his look, it was full of perfunctory, which made the audience laugh.
Zhou Xing was still unconscious, thinking that Guo Chao supported him, so he raised his fist and said, "I must do a big deal!"
"Do you do business?" Guo Chao asked.
Zhou Xingwu said to himself: "I must get rich!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing's voice suddenly raised an octave: "Why can't I?"
Guo Chao waved his hand: "Then you do it!"
Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Zhou Xing waved his hand and made a gesture of six: "I'll fight, I'll earn 600,000 yuan a month!"
Guo Chao was suddenly taken aback and said: "What are you doing, are you poor and crazy, aren't you?
"Even if I go to Mai kidney, I have to earn 600,000 yuan!" Zhou Xing cried and howled.
Guo Chao was immediately amused, and the audience was also happy, Guo Chao smiled: "Hey, Mai kidney can't do it, you can sell that person to get two." β
Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment, then his eyes turned around and stared at Guo Chao: "Sell you another one." β
Guo Chao was startled and hurriedly retreated: "Why are you selling me?"
"Hahahaha" The audience was happy again.
Zhou Xing put his hands into his sleeves, his mouth was still muttering, and he looked like he was going crazy: "I must get rich, what can I do to get rich?"
At this moment, Zhou Xing's eyes lit up: "Eh, do you say that the upside-down cultural relics are profiteering?"
Guo Chao suddenly glared: "I'll sue you, do you know that this is a crime?"
Zhou Xing didn't listen to it at all, and continued to chatter: "Once in Chang'an, I saw the Terracotta Army of Qin Shi Huang, that little clay figure, you said that if I carry the two of youββ"
Zhou Xing's eyes lit up: "Do you say that you will get rich?"
Not only Guo Chao was happy, but the audience was also happy, and they couldn't help laughing.
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