After pushing Guo Chao, Zhou Xing smiled bitterly again, and then said in a sad tone while gesturing the movements: "I rushed into the bathroom on the side of the road, turned on the faucet, and threw cold water on my face. ”

Guo Chao nodded: "By the way, you have to calm down first." ”

Zhou Xing sobbed: "I look at me in the mirror, Zhou Xing, you are an amazing person!"

"Who?" Guo Chao was stunned.

And Zhou Xing ignored him and continued to say to himself: "I admire you very much!"

"Huh?" Guo Chao blinked.

Zhou Xing continued: "Although you haven't studied any books, and no one loves you, with your spirit of hard work, you will definitely have a spring!"

When he said it, Zhou Xing also clenched his fist and waved it, but it looked soft, not only did he not have much spirit, but it looked a little funny, which made some viewers happy.

"When?" Guo Chao continued.

But Zhou Xing seemed to have fallen into hysteria, ignored Guo Chao at all, and said to himself vigorously:

"Bless you! you will succeed, you will be happy, the only difference between you and Monkey King is the lack of a leopard print short leather skirt!"

Hearing the last sentence, Guo Chao was stunned, and after being dumbfounded, he reacted:

"Hey!"

With a wave of his hand, Guo Chao's face was speechless.

As for the audience, they burst into laughter instantly.

If you just talk about the leopard print short leather skirt, everyone still doesn't understand, but with the Monkey King, who doesn't know that it is his image, but it is not a leopard skin but a tiger skin, but it is almost the same, and it complements each other here.

Of course, this is Zhou Xing's adaptation, because in the original version, Guo Degang said that 'the only difference with Superman is to wear pants X in it', but there is no Superman in this world, Zhou Xing can only take the stalk of Monkey King, which is also a joke, but Monkey King knows it, and the image is also deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

In the laughter of the audience, Guo Chao waved his hand with disgust: "What kind of metaphor is this?"

And Zhou Xing continued to say to himself: "I wish you happiness!

While talking, he also shook hands with each other, as if shaking hands with someone, and with the serious appearance on his face, it was indescribably funny, which once again made everyone in the audience laugh again.

"Well, I wish you happiness. Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only echo it.

Zhou Xing continued to gesture and said, "Turning around and coming out, standing at the door of the bathroom, I think my mood is much better." ”

When he said this, Zhou Xing was still stroking his chest, looking relieved.

"It's calm, it's down-to-earth. Guo Chao nodded.

Suddenly, Zhou Xing paused word by word, raised his hand and said in a low voice: "At this moment, there is a bathroom where the right child has been beaten - a man comes out!"

In an instant, the audience burst into laughter again, which shows that it is self-evident, how can everyone not know that he entered the wrong door!

burst into laughter, and even many people were caught off guard and laughed back and forth.

From beginning to end, every burden thrown out was so unexpected, but it was full of laughter, making people not know when the next joke would appear, which also deepened the audience's sense of expectation!

When the audience laughed, Zhou Xing was not affected, and when a man came out after saying the sentence, he seemed to be taken aback, his eyes immediately widened, and he quickly covered his mouth, and at the same time made a movement to turn his head and look back!

Then, Zhou Xingcai slowly turned his head, his hands still covering his mouth, and his round eyes were purring.

This appearance made the audience laughing louder!

Guo Chao was also startled and shouted, "Ah, you stay in the women's toilet for a long time!"

Zhou Xing didn't cover his mouth at this time, but covered his face in shame, and then looked back a few times without believing evil, this funny appearance made the audience laugh and lean back.

At this time, Zhou Xingcai seemed to confirm this fact, and exclaimed, "Why didn't anyone tell me?"

Guo Chao said angrily: "Who told you this!"

Zhou Xing said with a bitter face: "I'll run away!"

"Well, you have to hurry up, how much hanging. ”

"Then a group of people will come out to chase me!" Zhou Xing gasped: "The eldest sister in the head: Arrest him, don't let him run away! Just him, I don't dare to come out of the toilet talking nonsense!"

"Hey!" Not only did the audience laugh, but Guo Chao was also happy.

While laughing, Guo Chao said: "That's what scares people!"

Zhou Xing gestured and said: "Huhulala's group of people will catch up with me, and if they hold me, they will beat me!

The audience laughed again, and Guo Chao also laughed and echoed on the side.

"Although I am short of a leopard print skirt with the mighty Monkey King, I also have a vulnerable side......"

"Poof!" The audience burst out laughing again.

"Hey!" Guo Chao said angrily: "When is it, and you still have the heart to be poor there!"

Zhou Xing was still there and said: "I vomit when I eat too much, and it hurts when I am beaten." ”

Guo Chao touched Zhou Xing: "Ming'er, you can also buy a leopard print skirt and try it, maybe you are really invulnerable." ”

"Huh?" Zhou Xing was stunned.

Seeing this scene and hearing Guo Chao's words again, the audience laughed: "The first time I found out that Guo Chao's words were so bad, hahahaha." ”

At this time, Zhou Xing seemed to come back to his senses, and did not refute, but agreed and said: "Then you have to buy a large ......."

"Huh~~~~"

The audience burst into laughter, laughing and heckling.

Guo Chao smiled and waved his hand: "You have compared yourself to the Monkey King, take care of yourself first." ”

Zhou Xing returned to the previous story, and suddenly cried with a sad face: "Ouch, do you know how ruthless they are?"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing gestured: "Grab my hair and go to the roller shutter door on the side of the road!"

When the audience was having fun, Zhou Xing also made a squatting posture and gestured: "After a while, the rolling shutter door opened, and Kala Kala Kala......"

Guo Chao said curiously: "Heh, what's the situation?"

Zhou Xing changed his tone: "Before I saw the people inside, I heard the shouting: Take stock today, don't sell anything!"

"Hahaha-" The audience burst out laughing again.

"Hey!" Guo Chao waved his hand: "Who wants to buy something!"

Zhou Xing said with a sad face: "Hearing this voice, those beaters hurriedly said: No, we beat people!"

After saying this, Zhou Xing turned his face again, imitating the voice inside the door: "Oh, then you are busy with yours!"

Clapping his hands, Zhou Xing gestured again depressedly and said: "After saying this, Gala Gala Gala Gala Karma, the door is closed again......

"Poofha......ha

At this moment, the audience's laughter almost never stopped, some people almost laughed and had a stomachache, holding their stomachs and laughing and rubbing, and some people had almost stiffened muscles on their faces, still grinning there.

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