Chapter 166: The Growth of Master Zhang
Here's how the system goes:
First of all, she and Xin Weiyang gave their daughter a piggy bank, and announced that from this month, they will continue to give her pocket money, the amount of which is one yuan per day, and let her father distribute sixteen yuan on the spot.
Jian Jian, who never knew that she could still have private property, happily pulled the corner of her skirt and turned seventeen or eighteen circles on the spot - as for whether the amount of one dollar a day would be too little, such a profound question, how could a baby who counted 30 think about it after thinking about it until he counted 29.
So, dig a pit as soon as possible!
If you wait until the child is five or six years old and has more crooked brains than his parents, the starting amount may not be so cheap.
And now the starting amount is set first, and when the baby grows up and feels that the funds are too low and protests, as parents, they can reject the protest "according to convention".
If the baby still insists, it's okay, please submit a PPT manual, hit a report to apply for an increase in the limit, and then let's talk about the dialectical relationship between rights and obligations - in order to enjoy certain rights, please fulfill the corresponding family obligations, complete your own housework every day, and then receive a reasonable amount of pocket money, OK?
If the money isn't enough, it's okay, Mom and Dad will use their brains with you to think about how else you can find ways to make some money.
Whether it's a work-study program, a business attempt, or a bidding for additional family projects, in short, Mom and Dad will fully support you.
Child, will you be touched by having parents who are so open-minded and supportive?
Wow Ka Ka, this not only solves the problem of cultivating the baby's consumption habits in one fell swoop, but also buries a thousand miles of volts for her, so that the little guy will fall into the "claws" of her parents unconsciously, and she must be grateful to her parents.
How wise you are!
Yan Rushun was very proud of herself, and then continued to announce the rules for the next step.
Secondly, in the future, the necessary consumption will be borne by the parents, and the non-essential consumption will be paid by Jian Jian's own pocket money. If you don't have enough pocket money to buy what you want, save for yourself.
Well, if the desire to buy is really urgent, parents should not consider taking out a loan.
But a friendly reminder: before taking out a loan, please learn the four arithmetic well, otherwise you will wait for your mother to sinister you to death, hehe!
Thirdly, at the strong request of the doctor's grandmother, pocket money should not be used to buy snacks, and the list of other prohibited items is to be added.
In the end, the final interpretation right belongs to the parents.
If you ask why? It's easy, because your parents paid for the money.
The little guy who had no vision didn't realize what kind of future he would face at all, and it was easy for Yan Rushun to announce all the rules, nodded impatiently, and happily took the first pocket money in his life and set off to the small playground.
This man is rich, but it's different.
The little girl walked awesomely, she really held her head high along the way, her eyes were empty, her two little short legs were raised high, and she walked in a figure-eight step, no one told her jokes, and she could be happy.
When handing over the money to the bumper car owner, she was even more protruding and proud, and she almost wrote a few big words all over her body: Lao Tzu is the master!
Yan Rushun laughed so much that his jaw was about to fall to the ground, and even the bumper car owner was amused for a long time.
The little guy sat majestically in the bumper car, looking like Her Majesty the Empress had arrived.
Sit once, sit again, sit again.
Okay, okay, your money is up to you.
Wait until the third time is over, and finally it's time for tragedy!
Yan Rushun and the owner of the bumper car spent countless saliva and repeatedly explained to her why she could only sit for sixteen yuan three times, and how to take the fourth time.
Jian Jian was cute and confused throughout the whole process, presumably thinking that sixteen yuan was equivalent to an unlimited overdraft card, and she could spend it extravagantly. As a result, he was now beaten back to his original form, and suddenly fell into a life of "who I am, where I am, and what am I going to do".
Yan Rushun hurriedly comforted her: "You see that you could only take the bumper car twice before, but today you took it three times, isn't it cool?"
And: "You see, every time you took a bumper car, Grandma said that you were wasting money, and now you spend your pocket money, you can spend it as you want, and no one can say anything about you, right?"
Also: "Uncle relies on this to make money to eat, how can you let you sit for nothing? Otherwise, will your uncle have the money to buy vegetables and cook at noon? Will you starve to death if you don't have anything to eat? Starve to death uncle, will you not have bumper cars to sit in the future? It's easy to take bumper cars, as long as your uncle doesn't starve to death, he will always run bumper cars here, let's go back and save money for a few days, and then we can come and sit again, do you think okay?"
Jian Jian thought for a while, and finally said the word "good", and I don't know if I really understood it.
However, she was not afraid that Jian Jian would not understand.
Anyway, if you want to understand it, you can only think about it like this if you don't understand it, and you can think about it slowly.
She was in a good mood and pulled her daughter to leave, but Jian Jian dragged her and refused to leave, saying, "Mom, you can send me pocket money again." ”
She smiled and asked, "Tomorrow hasn't come yet, so can we eat tomorrow's meal in advance?"
Jian Jian shook her head obediently: "No." ”
"Dad hasn't done tomorrow's work yet, so can you let the boss pay him tomorrow's salary?"
"No, I can't. ”
"Can tomorrow's pocket money be sent in advance?"
"No, you can't. ”
It's good, all you want is you to say it yourself.
However, the little guy rolled his eyes and came up with a bad idea: "Then we won't give money, just sit." ”
Ouch mom, obediently, people who don't have money will be stabbed when they walk the rivers and lakes.
Yan Rushun had no choice but to explain: "Is it okay for me to eat your pumpkin?"
The little guy sternly refused: "Not good." ”
"Can you play with your toys?"
"Not good. ”
Yan Rushun took advantage of the situation to explain: "You see, if you don't want others to touch your things, others can't touch them." Correspondingly, bumper cars are uncle's belongings, so you can't go and ride them without your uncle's permission?"
Jian Jian was a little stupid: "I can't." ”
"yes. Now my uncle's condition is that you can only ride his bumper car by paying him money, so if you still want to ride, you have to save money, understand?"
"Oh, I see. ”
Although she was a little frustrated, this time Jian Jian didn't pester Yan Rushun to let her take one more bumper car.
It seems that the pocket money system has been very successful, but I don't know if she is now aware that she has fallen into the pit dug by her mother.
If she really felt it, and used her little brain more because of it, it would be a good gain.
Yan Rushun actually sincerely hoped that her daughter couldn't wait to receive her pocket money the next day, and when she had a strong need, she had the opportunity to teach her mathematics.
However, it is a pity that the next day, Jian Jian completely left the matter of pocket money in Java and never mentioned it at all.
Not to mention the second day, I didn't think about this stubble on the third day.
Because of the rain, she didn't have to go out for a walk, and she didn't have the opportunity to go to the small playground at all, so money became dispensable to her, and disappeared from her list of desires.
Many of the children's demands seemed urgent at the time, but in fact they were nothing more than that.
So much so that when she returned to Yan's house on the weekend, Yan's mother laughed at her when she heard about it.
Although many times, Yan's mother supports her daughter in front of Xin's mother, but from the bottom of her heart, she also feels that her daughter is whimsical and motivating.
"Why are you so complicated, won't it be a walk on a different route in the future?" said Yan's mother disapprovingly.
She thought her method was simple and easy to operate - as long as she avoided the small playground, Jian Jian couldn't think of spending money at all, so why complicate simple things.
Two or three-year-old kids, whether they have pocket money or not, are not all like that.
In the afternoon, she took Jian Jian for a walk, completely forgetting Yan Rushun's "New Deal for Pocket Money".
Jian Jian said that she wanted to buy a pop-blowing stick, and she took out the money to buy it.
Fortunately, Yan Rushun followed all the way, hurriedly stopped it, and solemnly reaffirmed the simple pocket money system.
Yan's mother shrugged her shoulders at Jian Jian helplessly, turned around and almost helped her granddaughter pay for the trampoline.
Even their own mothers are so forgetful, not to mention mothers-in-law who are even more spoiling.
Yan Rushun deeply felt that he had a long way to go.
And Xin Weiyang's feeling these days is deep and fiery.
It's okay to read a book, although Jian Jian curiously stretches out his little head from time to time to take a look, or grabs and pats it from time to time, or even rolls over to make trouble, but he has a different talent, and it is not difficult to read it intermittently.
However, the two things of playing and sleeping together are simply killing him.
Let's talk about playing with him first.,Obviously said that it doesn't matter what he plays.,Anyway, as long as he plays.,Why can't you play some small games like Sudoku now.,But he has to compete with the little guy on the crawling mat to climb the obstacles?
He's a big professor, that's too bad, isn't it?
Xin Weiyang didn't say anything about pretending, but he always faced admiration and respectful eyes, and he put on an elegant and profound image of a scientist anytime and anywhere.
And now you want him to learn how to climb as a dog?!
It doesn't matter if he learns to crawl with a dog, he also needs to learn how to beat his chest to make the baby happy.
Is this something he can do?
No way!
He had a refusal face of "the concubine really can't do it", Yan Rushun persuaded him: "If you want to make your wife happy, are you willing?"
"But she's not my wife. He silently added in his heart: You don't need me to be stupid and amused.
Yan Rushun said earnestly: "The so-called wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing! This is the little lover you found secretly, if you don't treat her well with your heart and lungs, then it can't be said?"
Xin Weiyang: "Poof-"
Not to mention accompaniment-sleep, it's even more of a grinding goblin.