From beginning to end, the little girl never stopped.

Before she fell asleep, the little mouth kept chattering, reminding her that it was time to go to bed and stop talking, so she asked with a pure heart: "Why can't you talk?" Dad, I want to tell you about yesterday when we went to feed the ants. ”

"But now it's time to sleep, shall we talk about it tomorrow?"

"No, I'm going to talk about it today. ”

"If I slept too late today, I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning, and my mother will be angry again. ”

"I can get up. ”

"Can't get up. ”

"Get up. ”

"Can't get up. ”

……

Yan Rushun couldn't bear to open the door: "What time is it, are you still sleeping?" You can't talk when you sleep, get up if you want to talk, okay?"

There was an immediate silence in the room.

Xin Weiyang breathed a sigh of relief.

Yan Rushun withdrew, and within two minutes, Jian Jian started again: "Dad, I want to drink water." ”

This is a legitimate request, and it is not good not to agree.

Xin Weiyang turned over and got up, poured water, tested the temperature of the water, and served the water cup.

The little guy tasted it and immediately retracted it: "Hot." ”

Well, it's all up to you.

Xin Weiyang was busy again, and when the water was cold, he brought it in, and Xin An's child took a sip: "I'm ready to drink it." ”

Are you sure you only need to take this small sip???

Xin Weiyang persuaded: "Aren't you thirsty? ”

"No, I've already drunk it. ”

Xin Weiyang was silent, and there was no way to force her daughter, so she had to resign herself to putting down the water cup and shrinking into the quilt.

As soon as he lay down, his muscles had not yet relaxed, and Jian Jian spoke again: "Dad, I want to pee." ”

Xin Weiyang: "......"

Well, that's a legitimate requirement, and you can't let people hold their pee.

Despite being aggrieved, he had to convince himself to roll over and get up again, and then toss again.

In order to make sure that he didn't have to practice getting in and out of bed again, he also specifically asked: "Do you still want to stink?"

"Don't. ”

Very good!

Finally lying back on the bed, Xin Weiyang felt that this time he could finally settle down.

Jian Jian said softly again: "Dad, I can't sleep......"

Xin Weiyang wanted to cry: he is not a psychologist, who knows how to put a child to sleep?

He asked tentatively, "Do you want to find your mother to sleep with you?"

"No, I'm going to sleep with my dad. ”

"Then you close your eyes and fall asleep in a while. ”

"I've closed my eyes, but I still can't sleep. ”

...... "So what do you want?"

Jian Jian gave the answer herself: "Dad, tell me a story." ”

What?Storytelling?Your father, I haven't read many stories since I was a child.

However, Jian Jian had a posture of "I won't sleep if you don't tell a story", he was forced to go to Liangshan, so he could only reluctantly start talking: "Once upon a time, there was a man named Newton, one day he was sitting under an apple tree, and he was hit in the head by an apple, and he felt strange: Why didn't the apple fly to the sky, but only fall to the ground?"

Jian Jian let out a demonic laugh and asked curiously, "And then?"

"Then, he discovered the law of gravitation," he said. ”

"What is the law of gravitation?"

Xin Weiyang perked up and spoke fluently: "It is that any two particles are attracted to each other by the force in the direction of the concentric line. The magnitude of this gravitational force is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of their distance, independent of the chemical composition of the two objects and the type of medium in between. It is expressed by the formula F=GMm/r^2. ”

Jian Jian: "What do you mean?"

Xin Weiyang: "That is, two points that have mass but no volume or shape......"

Yan Rushun couldn't bear it anymore and broke in: "It's ten o'clock, are you really not sleeping?"

Jian Jian called Qu: "Mom, I can't sleep." ”

Yan Rushun was very simply: "Then get up! ”

"No, I'm going to sleep!"

"You can't talk when you sleep, get up when you talk!"

"I don't speak now. ”

Xin Weiyang burst into tears: My wife is so methodical, why do I have to sleep with him?

Then, as soon as Yan Rushun withdrew, Jian Jian really sprouted again: "Dad......"

Xin Weiyang interrupted her: "If you don't talk when you sleep, you can't sleep when you talk." ”

Jian Jian said aggrievedly: "I just want you to sleep with my hand." He choked up.

Xin Weiyang hurriedly pulled his hand: "Okay, hurry up and go to sleep." ”

Three minutes later, both of them had sweaty palms......

"Dad, I want you to sleep with me in my arms. ”

"Can't hug me when I sleep?"

"You hug me sideways. ”

Okay, that's a good idea.

Xin Weiyang gritted his teeth and wrapped his arms around his daughter according to his daughter's request, thinking to himself: This should be the last trick. In such a secure position, the little devil should be able to sleep peacefully, right?

Another three minutes......

Jian Jian suddenly followed the soft voice of the stereo: "Human life is also weak, and his death is also strong. The life of plants and trees is also brittle, and their death is withered......"

Xin Weiyang, who was going to harden his heart and scold him no matter what, instantly collapsed: his daughter actually memorized the Tao Te Ching without a teacher, should she interrupt such a commemorative moment? Will the interruption stop her daughter's road to Chinese studies?

Ahh

……

Finally grinding the goblin to sleep, Xin Weiyang felt that he could finally be liberated.

However, the little one has a way to toss his dad even in a dream:

sleeping horizontally and vertically;

Put the word "big";

360° Rotation ......

It's just a matter of playing gymnastics, Xin Weiyang patiently put her posture right, who would have thought that she would have an upgraded version of martial arts:

Tender fist beads (ouch, your dad and my eyes);

Heavy Kick (I...... Damn, what a soft kick, you did it on purpose, didn't you? You didn't actually fall asleep at all?)......

One night, it was really endless blood and tears.

For more than two years, how did Yan Rushun survive? Wife, my worship of you is like a surging river, endless!

Therefore, every weekend, Professor Xin University is extremely eager to look forward to the arrival of the working day.

His Ph.D. students discussed privately that the boss might be ambitiously preparing to attack the National Science and Technology Award or something.

God knows, he's just trying to escape the clutches of the little devil.

Fortunately, although he was tortured, Jian Jian's training was basically smooth, and many bad habits were greatly corrected.

One of the most obvious manifestations is that there are fewer times for Jian Jian to make unreasonable demands and make unreasonable troubles.

Every time she encounters something unsatisfactory, she habitually wants to cry, as long as Yan Rushun or Xin Weiyang reminds us to "tell us what you want to do in a good way, we can discuss", she can quickly hold back her tears, sobbed and say her request, and then clumsily try how to bargain with her parents.

Whenever he saw this scene, Xin Weiyang felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

Anyway, I've made a huge contribution to this, right?

In Yan Rushun's eyes, the whole thing still has a long way to go!

While they've made remarkable achievements in some things, they've struggled to figure out others.

The biggest headache is dressing.

The little guy obviously knows how to dress himself, but when he gets up in the morning, he doesn't know whether he hasn't woken up yet, or he likes to be passive and slack off, and always lazily sits on the bed and practices the magic of not moving.

Educational chicken soup always says that as long as you encourage well, children can fly full of blood and become angels in seconds.

It's bullshit at all!

If education could be so simple, everyone would be Confucius.

These writers must not have taken care of their children at home, and I don't believe that I invited her to see Jane at her house—as long as she made the slightest effort, she was promptly and sincerely affirmed and enthusiastically encouraged.

But the question is, no matter how much you encourage and affirm, she doesn't even lift a finger, so what should she do?

Yan Rushun also took the trouble to tell her daughter bitterly: "Dressing is your own business, you are now a big sister, you have to learn to do your own things." It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it, as long as you are willing to work hard, your mother will help you. But if you don't want to work hard yourself, how can your mother help you?"

The saliva was exhausted, but the little one remained indifferent.

She had no choice but to add coaxing: "Didn't you say that you want to go and see how the police uncle works?

Jian Jian's eyes finally lit up: "Okay!"

"Then you have to get up quickly, you can't see it if you don't get up." ”

This time, the little guy finally put the T-shirt around his neck and ...... There is no then.

She turned on the "don't move, don't move" mode again.

Yan Rushun was about to go crazy, and he had no choice but to threaten: "Do you want to eat Pudilan?"

This is a very bitter Chinese patent medicine, and it can definitely be at the top of the list of the least popular drugs in Jianjian.

Therefore, her reaction was also very fast, and she immediately shook her head and said urgently: "I don't want to." ”

"Then if you don't wear clothes anymore and catch a cold, you can only eat Pudilan. ”

So, the T-shirt was finally put on.

Yan Rushun looked down: half an hour had passed.

And wasted so much time, just to let her wear a T-shirt by herself, and lost several pounds of saliva.

Being this mother, I'm easy, I-Yan Rushun asked Cangtian speechlessly!

What's even more tiring is that as soon as the T-shirt is finished, the little guy stops to look out the window in a daze, with a posture of "let's start over".

Yan Rushun's patience was exhausted, and he was full of fire: It's just such a broken scenery, it hasn't changed every day, what is there to see?

She was ready to cut through the mess quickly, and spoke quickly: "I'll count three times, if you don't move, it means that you don't need your mother's help, then your mother will go to breakfast by herself." ”

"No!"

"Then move quickly. ”

“……”

"If you don't move, I'll go. ”

"Don't!"

"One!"

"Ahh

"Two!"

"No, no, no, no......"

"Count to three, and I'll go. ”

"No, Mom, you're with me. I'm wearing ...... now."

After counting "one, two, three" three times, the project of putting on pants, coats and socks was finally completed, and Yan Rushun took as much effort in the process as building a Roman city on his own.

It's definitely not okay to do this every day.

Even if Jian Jian didn't leave a shadow in her heart, she would go crazy.