Anyway, Yan's mother was very excited about this trip.

Since she knew that her daughter could earn 6,000 yuan a month by writing codewords, her heart disease has improved. Although this income is not as good as before, it is not a shame to say it.

As a result, she is now open-minded and enthusiastic to let her daughter do a good job, especially to consider how to coordinate the housing problems of her mother-in-law and father-in-law.

The mother and daughter discussed the itinerary for a while, and Yan's mother pulled the topic back again: "I see what "Analects" and "Tao Te Ching" are played for Jian Jian every day, which is too profound for children. The children's class should still start with the "Three Character Classic". ”

"Huh?" After being a teacher in the Chinese Academy, Yan Rushun was not in a hurry to let Jian Jian read the scriptures, "This is not in a hurry, right?"

"Oh, there are already children in our community who can read the "Three Character Classic", and Jian Jian can't be left behind. ”

Yan Rushun was speechless: "Mom, it's not what others do, we have to do it." Isn't Jian Jian reading picture books very well now?"

The key is that she can understand the story of the picture book, but the "Three Character Classic" looks simple, just three words and three words, but basically every three words is a story, and it is not much trouble to explain.

One of the questions that Jian Jian is best at now is "what does this mean", as long as she thought about explaining the story and truth of the Three Character Sutra to her, her scalp was numb.

The more I learn Chinese, the more I can probably feel the gap between myself and the master, and I am in awe.

Yan's mother just didn't know anything, she was fearless, and made a decision directly: "If you don't want to teach, forget it, I'll teach." ”

Well, since Mom is so positive, you can't hit her casually, no.

Yan Rushun estimated that her mother was hot for three minutes, and waited to see when she gave up.

Yan's mother took out the skills of morning reading when she was a student, and she read it so loudly that she shook her head and shook her head.

Jian Jian also followed suit, shaking her little head while babbling, learning that she was so good and cute.

Within a few days, I was able to read it myself: "At the beginning of man, nature is good." Sex is similar, Xi is far away......"

"See, Jian Jian will read the "Three Character Classic" by herself!" Yan Mu was proud.

Yan Rushun nodded without a smile: "Didn't she ask you what that meant?"

"When I asked, I told her that after memorizing, my mother would naturally tell her. ”

Hey, how did it become her business!

Mother Yan's eyes glared: "If you don't tell her about Chinese, can I talk about it as a medical student." ”

Well, if Jian Jian can really memorize it, then she can't consider lecturing. But no matter how I think about it, I think it's still too early.

Yan Rushun's eyes rolled, and the thief smiled and said, "Mom, why don't we teach Jian Jian to read ancient medical texts in the future, maybe he can become a master of Chinese medicine in the future?"

"Go! Read the "Three Character Classic" for me first. ”

Okay, ginger is still old and spicy.

Yan's mother explained the task again: "I saw an article saying that this stage of the child is the time to cultivate a sense of humor, and this task will be handed over to you." ”

Yes?

There is also an assignment for homework!

What kind of sense of humor does she know?

Yan Rushun made a bitter face: "Mom, how can you cultivate this sense of humor?"

"That's your business. Mother Yan shook the pot, "After all, Jian Jian came out of your stomach." ”

"Did you develop my sense of humor back then?"

Mother Yan crossed her waist: "I had to go to work and take care of you back then, do you think it's easy? You are now at home full-time, and you need two helpers to help, so I'm embarrassed to ask why I didn't cultivate your sense of humor back then?"

You're amazing, we can't afford to mess with you.

Yan Rushun raised his hand to surrender to the fierce mother.

However, how can this sense of humor be cultivated?

Yan Rushun broke her scalp, went to buy a few books such as joke books and Avanti stories, and turned the first page to read to Jian Jian:

"The father told his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog......

"The son asked: Is there a science fiction story?

"My father said, "Once upon a time there was a frog in space......

"My son asked: Is there a restrictive grade?

"Father said: Shh~ Be quiet, don't let your mother hear. Once upon a time there was a frog without clothes......"

Jian Jian looked at her with big eyes and small eyes, and there were only two words in her eyes: confused.

Damn, this is just an adult fairy tale! Is there any serious joke collection now?

She hurriedly brought Avanti's story again, this should be serious:

"Someone asked Avanti - Avanti was a very wise man - someone asked him: 'Avanti, when the new moon rises, where will the old moon go?' Avanti replied: 'When the new moon rises, Allah chops up the old moon as a star.' ’”

Jian Jian looked at her again in confusion.

Don't look at her, she doesn't think this story is humorous or funny.

And, is this really humor? Isn't it opportunistic and nonsense?

Is it really good to teach this kind of humor to Jane?

Forget it, she'd better give up.

I really can't do it for my mother!

This is not something that can be learned and taught to her daughter by hard work, some things still depend on talent.

I'm sorry, Jane, but look at your own creation!

A few days later, the family had lunch, and Jian Jian suddenly asked, "Grandpa, is the meal delicious?"

Everyone thought it was strange, and Grandpa replied confusedly: "Do I think it's delicious?"

Jian Jian then asked, "Then Grandpa, is the paste rice delicious?"

Burst!

Yan Rushun and her mother sprayed rice at the same time.

Jian Jian seemed to know that she had caused a comedic effect, and she was very proud, not only grinning and laughing, but also dancing happily.

And the grandfather, who was "teased" by Huangkou Xiaoer, couldn't cry or laugh with a face.

Mother Yan laughed so much that tears flowed out, covered her stomach, and ruthlessly fell into the well to her wife: "Jian Jian is not two years old, you are no longer her opponent, I can almost foresee that you will be tamed by Jian Jian into a slave in the future." ”

Father Yan smiled awkwardly and said, "Originally, the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and Jian Jian should be stronger than me." ”

Yan's mother sneered at him: "You can comfort yourself! Hurry up and apply for a university for the elderly or something, don't get dementia." ”

"Ahem, how can you say that in front of Jian Jian?" Father Yan was unhappy, straightened his chest and raised his face, but lowered his voice, "My grandfather still wants to save face." ”

"Hey, your face is worthless!"

"Hey, don't go too far......"

Seeing that the old couple was about to escalate from flirting and scolding to mutual damage and hatred, Yan Rushun hurriedly interrupted: "I said, who taught her to play foreshadowing?"

The old couple paused: Yes, who taught this skill?

Look left and right, the family seems to be a straightforward person, no one speaks around the bush, is there really such a thing as a teacher in the world?

Yan's mother said: "Maybe we Jian Jian has a talent for humor. ”

Jian Jian was also unceremoniously, put her little paws on her chest, and repeated happily: "I'm so humorous." ”

The crowd couldn't help but laugh again.

Yan Rushun said in her heart: Since she has her own skills, she doesn't need to work hard, and she is really happy for her mother!

Therefore, she felt that there were two other things that were more urgent than cultivating a sense of humor.

The first thing is to slowly reduce Jane's dependence on diapers, guide her to learn to control her bowel and bowel movements, and learn to go to the toilet on her own.

She believes that autonomy is more important than learning culture. And it has to be taught at the right time.

According to her observations, now is the right time to train Jian Jian to control her urine and bowel movements. Many times, she found that her diapers were dry and refreshing for a long time, only to suddenly change color for a while.

This shows that her self-control ability is basically possessed.

Sure enough, she bought a picture book of "Apottforme (My Potty)" and told her about the benefits of wearing panties, and told her that "young ladies all wear small panties", and Jian Jian actively said that she wanted to throw away diapers because "I am already a big sister".

Yan Rushun first cautiously changed out of the diaper during the day, and Jian Jian only wet the underwear twice, and never made the same mistake again.

She tried to change the diaper again at night.

The first night passed in fear, but there was no unexpected "flood outbreak" scene, and the whole family was very happy and praised Jian Jian fiercely.

Yan's mother also said: "Although we Jian Jian are not very good in the development of big movements, these control abilities and small motor skills are still very good." ”

Yan Rushun was speechless: Mom, do you want to praise the child or damage the child?

Fortunately, Jian Jian was very proud when she heard this, and continued to perform well the next night.

Yan Rushun was very satisfied.

In the past, on the issue of weaning, which many mothers found difficult, well, because Jian Jian has always used breast milk and feeding bottles alternately, there were basically no withdrawal symptoms, and the transition was smooth.

Now, on the issue of urine and urine training, Jian Jian's progress is so smooth. She was a little flustered, and felt that she should give herself the title of "the strongest mother in the universe" on her blog.

However, on the third day, Jian Jian finally wet the bed.

Yan Rushun slept very comfortably, and she didn't notice her daughter's bedwetting.

In the middle of the night, Jian Jian slept very unsteadily, always tossing and turning. She patted her in a daze, said vaguely "Good, it's okay, mom is here, don't be afraid", then closed her eyes and continued to sleep.

After a while, Jian Jian shouted timidly: "Mom, I'm cold ......"

Cold?

Ah, it's winter, and cold is a fatal problem.

Yan Rushun opened her eyelids and touched the thickness of the quilt with a strong spirit, but stretched out her hand: Why is it wet?

She thought she was sweating on her hands.

If you touch it again, it's not right, it's too wet!

All of a sudden, the whole person was completely awake: Oops, Jane was wetting the bed!

In the dark, she quickly turned over and got up, and shouted while stumbling to get dressed: "Weiyang, get up quickly, your daughter is wetting the bed." ”

Xin Weiyang rushed over sleepily, and the two of them washed their daughter's buttocks, changed their pajamas, changed their sleeping bags, changed quilts, and then changed the cotton wool at the bottom, dried the bed board, and changed the bed.

After tossing for half a night, tired and half dead, I finally made the child and the bed dry and refreshing again.

Yan Rushun was so sleepy that she threw her wet clothes and pants and bedding into the big basin and soaked them, and shouted that she wanted to make up for sleep as soon as possible before dawn.

Xin Weiyang was a little vigilant: "Jian Jian won't wet the bed again, right?"

After being silent for a while, Yan Rushun shook his head decisively: "I believe it won't." ”

"Why?"

"Because based on the amount of milk she drinks before bed, and the time when she has an hour and a half to get up, I don't think it's possible for her little bladder to produce urine that can't hold the amount of urine that wets the bed. ”

Xin Weiyang admired: "It's still a good wife." However, he added, "Just in case, let's put the diaper pad on it, right?"

"That's fine!"

On the first day, there was a diaper pad, and on the second day, it was also laid, but it was not used. On the third day, Yan Rushun was lazy for a while, and the result was tragic.

It turns out that Murphy's Law really has some truth.

Yan Rushun made up for the loss and re-equipped the diaphragm.

However, lying in bed, she couldn't sleep again.

Her mind was tired, but there always seemed to be a string taut that reminded her that she had forgotten something.

What did you forget?

A light flashed through my mind.

She almost screamed, "I know what it is," but as soon as the voice reached her throat, she remembered the moment and swallowed it back.

However, the person had already sat up, so he turned his head and looked at Jian Jian: This is a little bit, what I just said was "I'm cold", these two words are very problematic!

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