Text Chapter 71: Old traitor, Lao Tzu has come to visit!
When he regained consciousness, the sun was already shining, and Fang Zhang didn't know how he came back.
Then came the sharp pain from the head, drank too much, went to the toilet and grunted a few times, a little more comfortable, Liu Yueqing's words made too much sense, drinking this thing is very comfortable to drink in a daze, but afterwards it was really fatal, and if you want to quit, you have to rely on perseverance. At the same time, I also summed up a truth, wine is a good thing, but drinking it in the stomach is really not a thing.
Ringing, the phone rang, Fang Zhang took it and took a look, good guy, there have been dozens of missed calls, all of them were from Liu Bang.
Then he picked up the phone and said weakly: "Hey?"
"What time is it, don't get up yet. ”
Fang Zhang rubbed his head and said reluctantly: "Either I won't go today." ”
"No, I've made an appointment with the old irons. ”
"That's fine. Hanging up the phone, Fang Zhang called Wang Lao Turtle, and the place of handover was the backyard of the antique shop, asking Fang Zhang to bring his own Xiaobawang, and then link to the magic TV that can deduct things.
I forgot about this TV without mentioning Fang Zhang.,After using it once, there was no signal.,So much so that Fang Zhang was ready to sell it as an antique.。
Fang Zhang hung up the phone to take a bath, feed the dogs, feed the birds, and then pick up the revenge system and go out.
After the three of them met, seeing that Liu Bang and Lao Zhou were full of large and small schoolbags, Fang Zhang asked Liu Bang carefully, "You can't be in huge debt, or you are looking for a place to take refuge in a lawsuit, right?"
Liu Bang said unhappily: "Where is there so much nonsense, hurry up and open the way, the old iron is waiting!"
Fang Zhang looked at the two of them and asked, "What about the bow?"
"Can you bring that thing? I don't have common sense, it is a felony to make weapons privately, how about Zhou Yafu? Prime Minister of the Official Residence, Pingping the Rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms, didn't you also let my grandson get it because of the burial weapons? You have been carrying bows and arrows all over the streets, and you don't need to be tried if you are caught, you will chop it first!"
This point is indeed ignored by the Fang Zhang, just like the private possession of guns in contemporary society, which is definitely not allowed by law.
Saying that, Liu Bang threw the shoulders on his body to Fang Zhang, "Don't think about that, help me sink to death." ”
After taking the bag, the good guy almost fell himself, it was too heavy, and when he opened the zipper, it was full of large milliampere power banks!
"I said, Lao Liu, what's the use of bringing so much of this thing, the signal is not working. ”
Liu Bangdao: "I think it will be connected, the space is overlapping, as long as the time is not moving, then the signal is possible to shuttle through the space and communicate with each other." ”
Fang Zhang gave a thumbs up and said with admiration on his face: "You are not blind as a scientific researcher." ”
Listening to the conversation between the two of them, Xiang Yu Lao Zhou said: "I said what kind of medicine is sold in your gourd?"
Liu Bang said: "Wait a while, please." ”
Fang Zhang opened the backyard, the donkey was still pampered lying on the ground with his eyes closed, Fang Zhang beat a pile of grass, "Gather wealth, I won't let Wang Laojiao take care of you these days, and don't disturb the people, remember, remember!" After that, he said: "Also, when I see Mr. Liu slipping more beards, it is still him who ultimately decides your life and death." ”
At this time, I don't know when there is a floor-to-ceiling mirror in the backyard, which is the kind that is old and unbearable, and is still waiting to pick up the rags at the entrance of the community, needless to say, it should be from the hand of Wang Laojiao.
Fang Zhang dialed the phone, and Wang Laojiao on the other side explained: "Put the screen of the retaliation system in the mirror." Hearing this, Fang Zhang said to Lao Zhou: "Lao Zhou, help me take over the power strip, and move the big head TV inside, just put it here." ”
Lao Zhou still couldn't figure it out, and said, "What are you doing here, can't you invite a few of our brothers to play game consoles, I still have a carload of goods today." ”
Although Lao Zhou said so, he still did what Fang Zhang explained.
It took a long time to connect the electricity, and then turn it on, "Quack little overlord is endlessly fun!" But nothing but the sound was heard, and there was no picture.
Fang Zhang stretched the antenna and twisted the button of the dial on the magic TV, looking for the channel. The picture comes out in less than half a circle, although it is black and white, but it can be seen that the picture is full of people wearing ancient costumes, wandering through the lively streets.
Fang Zhang held the phone, "The channel is out, and then what?"
"This is your destination, 10 o'clock sunlight will reflect directly on the mirror and onto the screen, at which point the system will open the channel. ”
"Then, if you dare to tell me to put my head in the TV, I'll smash your dog's head first!"
He said: "No, because it takes a certain acceleration to enter the system, you go to the roof, pinch the time to jump down, and use the fall to create acceleration, it must be no problem." ”
Fang Zhang looked up at the roof a few meters high, "You are more ruthless than wearing a TV set alive, give us some poison to drink more worry, why bother so much to create a pseudo-suicide scene." ”
"Anyway, this is the only way, believe it or not, I'll tell you that it's 60 seconds from 10:02 to 10:03, and it's outdated. ”
When I saw Fang Zhang, I wiped it, it was 9:60 a.m.!
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Hey, it's really not an ordinary mess on it, it's a lot of tatters left in the mess, and it takes years to see the degree of decay.
Lao Zhou said: "I said, you don't want me to help you clean up the rags." ”
After that, he said: "Hey, let's be straight, they're all brothers." "Anyway, roll up your sleeves and get ready to work!
Fang Zhang is full of black lines, this old Zhou is really real.
Liu Bang asked, "Feasible?"
Fang Zhang shook his head helplessly, "I don't know, let's try it, if you fall, you probably won't die." ”
At this time, the sun passed over the wall, and a ray of sunlight shone on the mirror, and the reflected pillar of light on the mirror slowly moved to the TV screen at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Strange to say, the pillar of light is still covered with dust, but at the moment of refraction of the screen, it turns colorful, just like a rainbow.
Liu Bang saw and heard that he tightened his cuffs, and jumped directly towards the light, accompanied by an exclamation, a miracle happened, and he saw that the moment Liu Bang was about to land, he disappeared in front of everyone's eyes!
Fang Zhang looked at the empty ground incredulously, really good! Lao Zhou looked at the place where Liu Bang disappeared, some of the second monks couldn't figure it out, and asked, "Is this magic?"
Fang Zhang looked at the time, there were only a few seconds left, and he pulled Lao Zhou, who was full of confusion, and disappeared with a leap in depth!
Boom, when approaching the ground, the body suddenly became smaller, and the whole person was sucked into the system along the rainbow road.
After that, it was a sharp fall, and it was pitch black at first, and soon a little starlight appeared around, lingering around Fang Zhang's body, and then, the surroundings became brighter and brighter, and the scenery was like day and night, black turned dark blue, then from dark blue to dark red, and then from dark red to light red, and finally slowly turned blue!
Fang Zhang almost screamed, if this falls, it will definitely become a pie!
He struggled frantically, hoping to slow down by something, but no matter how much he struggled, it didn't help, and the speed was getting faster and faster!
Fang Zhang was like a missile, directly hitting the ground, looking at the rapidly approaching ground, Fang Zhang shouted, "Dead!"
Whoosh, when Fang Zhang opened his eyes, he found himself standing on the ground.
No, it should be floating on the ground, frightened Fang Zhang, carefully squatting, gently touching the ground with his hands, but it is like a void, without a touch at all.
At this moment, a small grass broke through the soil and grew into a towering tree at an astonishing speed. Looking around, the land that was barren a second ago has become full of life and life.
Things in front of you suddenly run rapidly, mountains and rivers float by like a movie, from Ru Mao drinking blood to cold weapons large-scale war, to the Great Wall, all of this is like a movie, showing in front of you.
Suddenly, the things that were speeding by gradually slowed down, and the picture in the magic TV slowly appeared in front of me, from virtual to real, Fang Zhang subconsciously touched it, and there was a sense of touch!
BOC Yue, you old traitor, Lao Tzu has come to visit!