Fu Quanhe left a follower with good legs and feet to look at the wind, and after they all withdrew for twenty minutes, seeing that Uncle Ma had not woken up, the follower followed Fu Quanhe's instructions, and a smaller pear tree was not far from the ground, shaking and shaking fiercely, the leaves rattled, and the pears fell down with a clatter, and shouted while shaking back: "Someone stole pears! Someone stole pears!"

He wasn't worried that Uncle Ma would catch him at all, and he wasn't afraid that someone would intercept him when Uncle Ma shouted, because-

Even if Uncle Ma slept to death, he was still awakened, and he had to get out of bed to check before calling someone. As soon as he hurriedly jumped out of bed, he fell into the cool autumn Wu's field with a "poof"! This time it was not just as simple as falling from the hot quilt into the cold water, but he was still nailed to most of his naked body.

Uncle Ma was too busy to take care of himself, and the nails on his body were painful and itchy, and he was afraid that there were hundreds of them all over his body, and he didn't know how much time it would take to pick them out stitch by stitch. The blood on Tian Shui and Uncle Ma's body will swell after soaking, and his pain will deepen again.

By the time Uncle Ma climbed up the ridge with a fork, the follower of Fu Quanhe had already run a mile away. He ran over the hill in the direction of the three teams, and this hand is called "selling the road" in their "jargon".

Fu Quanheai took a bath in the three-bend weir, on the one hand, he was the secretary general who was sneaky and slippery and did not fall into the hands of others, so he had more time than others. On the other hand, he didn't take a bath in vain, he had other greed, and it was not easy to see that he was not a caring person.

At that time, there were still many kinds of fruit trees planted by my grandfather around the three-bend weir, and many of the branches hanging on the water would hang on the water. When Fu Quanhe didn't pay attention, from time to time he would 'squint the water', bury his head and dive under the water, grab the branch and shake it a few times, and when you scolded enough, he shouted a few times: "Okay, let's go to the bottom of the water and touch a few rotten fruits and eat the ball!" Shouting is pitiful, what comes up from the water is all the good fruit that has just been shaken down, and the quality is slightly unsatisfactory, and he will throw it far away.

It is not surprising that there is a lot of fruit, and the thick-faced ones can often be eaten, but the problem is that the greed of the match does not stop there. He's doing something else.

He was nominally bathing, but secretly he secretly installed a lot of short fishing rods under the water on the edge of the three-bend weir pond, and how difficult it was to eat some meat in those days, do you know? He was able to steal fish to eat in front of everyone, and this is how fish came from.

His wife was bought by these fish.

At that time, there was no three-year slow polishing from engagement to marriage, and very few could achieve good things. And Fu Quanhe only took more than a month to marry the girl into a wife, which was a great skill in that era.

When the matchmaker introduced him to the girl and her family during the market, and gave them the opportunity to be alone, guess what Fu Quanhe said?

He said, "Sister, do you rarely get meat to eat at home?"

"Nonsense, our family is not very poor, and we came here this morning after eating meat. ”

He said, "Don't laugh at me, the oil on your lips is smeared with raw pork, and I smell the raw meat." ”

Such stupid words were said by him directly, and the eldest girl was so embarrassed that she was embarrassed, and immediately stood up and was about to leave. Fu Quanhe's thief's hand was fast, and he grabbed her, his mouth was faster, and he spoke out in time: "Sister, don't go, as long as you promise to be good with me, I guarantee that you will have meat to eat at both ends for three days." ”

"What kind of people do you think of our family, are we lazy?"

"I treat you as relatives, so I don't lie to you, and what I say is the truth. ”

"I don't believe it, we've only met for the first time. ”

"I'll go to your house tomorrow and promise to bring two catties of live fish......"

In this month, Fu Quanhe often went to the woman's house, not only all kinds of gifts, but also showed the ability that others could not match, and everyone was satisfied with the woman.

The woman's parents are not fuel-efficient lamps, and on the first day he went, although he had sent more than three catties of fresh fish, the other party still gritted his teeth and asked him to pick up dog feces.

In good conscience, I can say that this job is a good topic that can really test the ability of a prospective son-in-law, but unfortunately it is too much, and I have never heard of other family members choosing it. This is also when the woman went to visit her home before meeting, she heard some rumors, saying that he was naughty and had no face and skin, and his hands and feet were not clean or something. I just want to sweep his face and make him give up automatically.

Fu Quanhe knows better than anyone what kind of goods he is, if this one can't be said, his reputation will definitely get worse and worse, and there will never be any chance to please his wife again, so he is determined to cut through the mess quickly, even if he steals it, he will also try his best to get this young sister.

But just stealing a woman, if you can't win the approval of your family, it is also a clear proof that stealing people is unsuccessful, and Fu Quanhe doesn't want that result. Without saying a word, he went to pick up dog droppings.

Stinky is just one reason, life is not familiar, being bitten by dogs everywhere is the difficulty of this job, a little timid, bypassing the neighborhood where people live to find, how many can you find?

With his ability not to tease dogs at night, and with his courage to pull the girl's arm in less than three sentences when he met for the first time, it was really not a problem. The problem is still evident when the scorekeeper weighs the scales, eighty-seven pounds? Half a day is more than someone else's harvest in a day? Is it stolen?

Hehe, these astonished people are just thinking, who is going to steal this? It's just a matter of earning a few more cents, and at that time the division of labor was only worth a dime or a half, and who would be a thief for this? Not to mention that it was the first time he came to the door to earn a watch.

Ho ho, that is, no one believes it, Fu Quanhe dared to steal some pig dung and hide it in the middle, it is all stinky, who will pick it up and see it?

Of course, it is not enough to have only this bit of a month, but Fu Quanhe is to have endless ghost ideas. Pick up dung for the women's team, he brought his own bucket over, it turned out that his buckets were all three hoops, one more hoop than the general one, it looked a little bigger than others, a little higher, people understand that they need to load more, only he understood that his bucket is modified, each bucket has two barrel bottoms, one inside can be lifted, he can adjust through the hoop on the guò bucket more than other barrels, each pick can be less than others more than 20 catties. You see him carrying the burden, running so happily, he can run up on the road!

The same is true for picking red lotus and corn with a basket, and the scales are weighed on the edge of the soil before picking them to the storage room, so he can stuff the stone slab on the outsole of the basket, and then pull it off soon after, and each pick can also weigh more than ten catties, of course, it is not so tiring.

"I won't talk about the other ones, so I don't have to teach you all one by one. This is what Fu Quanhe said when he set up the Dragon Gate Formation, maybe he still has to keep a few hands.

Fu Quanhe's outstanding performance soon won a lot of admiration, which girl doesn't love such a good guy?

Such a good young man, even with lanterns and torches, can not be found, the woman is afraid of being snatched away by others, more anxious than the man, a month later, the younger sister turned twenty-three years old only two days, and became a bride.

As the old saying goes, if you walk at night for a long time, you will meet ghosts, which is true.

About ten years ago, in the seventies, forty years ago, before the fall of the 'Gang of Members', Fu Quanhe was finally planted!

At that time, we had two other great people on our team. One is Ma Juan, whose younger brother has been to Tibet as a soldier for several years, and no one knows how much he learned from his younger brother; the other is a credit officer of the credit union of the brigade, who carries money in a big leather bag every day, and no one has ever dared to rob it, and there are two stone locks placed under his bed, and the big one is afraid that it will cost more than 300 catties.

Fu Quanhe's son has grown up, and the father and son have joined forces and rarely missed.

In the middle of the afternoon of that day, when threshing the threshing with "inviting the table" (that is, "beating the tip", too tired to eat more than the main meal), a halberd bucket has a total of 12 people, everyone sits on the flat shoulder while eating and chatting, you say a word I come to the interest, get carried away, Fu Quanhe father and son put not long ago, two thieves went to the field to steal corn bales, and were "not caught and ran away" proud. Let the discerning person hear it, it is obviously his father and son, haha.

What they are talking about is that when two thieves went to the outside team to break corn bales at night, they accidentally made a movement and were chased and intercepted, and the people escaped, but the pickers were taken away by others and were in the guard shed. As long as people report to the official and find people by things, they are often used to work in the collective, and there are many people who can recognize them, so it is not difficult to find the two thieves in the nearby team.

The two thieves hid until midnight, divided into two ways, one quietly went to the caretaker's cool bed and hid, the other broke the corn cob in the field, and the two night watchmen shouted and ran out to catch people.

On that trip, not only did the two of them get out of danger, but the things they got were much more valuable than stealing only two heavy cornbags, so they were proud.

On the same night, Fu Quanhe's father and son went out again, and used the two picks during the day to steal the rice in the collective storage room. The half-dried rice is piled high in the inner dam of the storage room, and there is a roof to protect it from the rain, but it is impossible to lock it on both sides.

Just filled four baskets from the pile of grain under the eaves, Chen Huajin and Ma Juan, who were on vigil, happened to be awakened by the thunder, and came out to check together, and found at a glance that there were two more loads of grain next to the pile of grain.

That Chen Huajin was well-informed and flexible, and he had only listened to Fu Quanhe's 'cowhide' during the day, so it was obvious that 'that words' had come! He made a few gestures to Majuan.

They did not shout and chase after a thief as others did, but they did not make a noise at all, but carried two handfuls of grain to the side of the bed, and set up the two flat poles together, tore off the mats on the bed and spread them, and put pillows and quilts on them, and in a few strokes they made a simple makeshift bed. I got up and slept with confidence.

Fu Quanhe's father and son hid in the dark and saw their every move clearly, and when they saw that they were sleeping on their booties, they cried out in their hearts that they were miserable, and they were stacked higher than the eaves.

They tried to lure the two apart. Running around outside, learning to bark as a cat and pretending to be a dog, and pretending to be a ghost hunter. He also picked up stones and hit the tiles on the house to scare away Chen Huaquin and Majuan, but unfortunately there was a floor away from the vigil.

No matter how noisy it was outside, Majuan listened to Chen Huajin's words, sat back and relaxed, and slept with his head down.

Fu Quanhe's father and son are not big villains after all, and they will not do too bad things, they tossed until dawn, they had to admit defeat, were caught and brought to the brigade to criticize the fight, and then went to the countryside to parade the streets, and in the criticism of the masses, countless things were arched, which made people angry and made people laugh out of everyone's teeth.

Since then, Fu Quanhe has become notorious and has entered the legend of Lanjiagou.

There are various indications that after the land was settled, Fu Quanhe never returned to his old business.

- Secretly doing stupid things (continued)

From notes dated August 12, 1985