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Liu Shuwei covered his head, crying and laughing.

I want to cry because this Spring Festival Gala has exploded so far, and I want to laugh because what Su Qi said is really amusing, and he can't hold it back.

Of course, what Su Qi said was completely different from what he said during the rehearsal, and it was obviously a joke he made up on the spot in order to retaliate after Zeng Yiyun's incident.

But how long has it been?

No more than an hour at most!

In an hour, you can make up such an excellent cross talk work?

What kind of brain does this have to be?

Everyone in the world says that Su Qicai is world-famous, Liu Shuwei didn't believe it at first, but the so-called hearing is better than seeing, after today, he is completely convinced!

This man is so talented!

This cross talk work called "I Want to Oppose the Three Vulgarities", whether it is rhythm or irony, has reached the peak and can be called a classic!

How many years has there been no such excellent work in the cross talk industry?

If Su Qi can stay in the cross talk world, I am afraid that the art of cross talk will be carried forward thoroughly.

It's a pity that these fools in the cross talk world are too self-righteous, and they actually joined forces to suppress Su Qi and kick him out of the cross talk circle, which is extremely stupid!

In order to cling to Zhuge Qing and the Zeng family, these cross talk actors were stunned, only taking care of their own interests and ignoring the overall situation.

Liu Shuwei is a great director in the end, and he still has the eyesight he should have, perhaps because of the bystanders, he sees the problem more thoroughly than the person concerned.

was paying attention to the live broadcast screen, and the staff on the side suddenly turned their heads and said in surprise: "Director Liu, the ratings have changed!"

Liu Shuwei looked startled and hurriedly came over.

Although the Spring Festival Gala is forcibly forwarded by all TV stations, it still has ratings, after all, with the improvement of people's living standards, people's entertainment for the New Year is not only to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

In fact, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have been declining in recent years.

The peak ratings of the Spring Festival Gala were eleven years ago, reaching 41.6%, which is unprecedented, and after that, there was no time to break this record.

The worst was three years ago, at 29.60%.

The ups and downs are not insignificant.

The reason for this is because among the new generation of young people, the Spring Festival Gala is no longer popular, and basically no one watches it.

Young people prefer to play games all night, go to nightclubs to have fun, or stay at home to watch idol dramas and scroll through Weibo.

This year's leaders' expectation is that the ratings will remain above 30 percent as long as they don't break the record of three years ago.

The standard set by Liu Shuwei for himself is between 31% ~ 32%.

Before Su Qi came to power, the ratings had been maintained at 31.04%, which was very stable.

But now that such a big thing has happened, Liu Shuwei has lost hope for this Spring Festival Gala.

He walked over and asked, "How much did it drop?"

The employee swallowed and spat, his voice trembling with disbelief, "No...... No, it has been rising rapidly, and it has exceeded expectations by three percentage points. ”

Liu Shuwei was stunned suddenly, and then shouted: "You're not kidding, are you?!"

The employee shrunk his neck and affirmed: "Director Liu, don't get excited, it's true, it's up to 34.7% now, and it's still rising!"

Liu Shuwei immediately didn't say a word, walked to the table in three steps and two steps, and stared at the screen.

Sure enough, there is a slope-like line on it that is trying to climb upwards, and the speed is very fast!

34.77%！

34.82%！

34.89%！

It's too fierce!

Numbers change in the blink of an eye!

And all this is a change after Su Qi came to power!

Liu Shuwei muttered: "I understand, Su Qi's cross talk style is extremely wild, although it is a performance that disregards the overall situation, but it is very suitable for the tastes of young people now, and Su Qi is not only a popular idol, but also a controversial person, so his every move is very concerned!"

"Although he is making trouble, he is also the ...... of this Spring Festival Gala Lucky Star!!"

Liu Shuwei gasped, he didn't expect that the ratings of this Spring Festival Gala would exceed his psychological expectations!

Thinking of this, he paid closer attention to Su Qi.

……

Stage.

As one burden after another was revealed, the audience all rolled back and forth in laughter.

I saw Su Qi talk eloquently: "I personally think so, a good actor, standing on the stage, losing more than a billion viewers is nothing, the key is to ...... Anti-vulgar!"

"Phew—"

There was a chorus from the audience.

Because the meaning of these words is too obvious.

Just now, Zeng Yiyun and more than a dozen of them came up to talk about group comedy, and the audience was full of expectations, but these guys actually started to educate people in one breath, which suddenly made people interested and boring, isn't this what Su Qi said In order to oppose the three customs, even the audience doesn't care?

Good guys, this irony can be described as superb, and it is impeccable!

And Yang Hao also took this burden steadily, and pretended to be surprised: "Is it so important to oppose the three customs?"

Su Qi sneered, "Look at your way of dying." ”

Yang Hao sighed: "No, I'm so surprised, it's okay to lose more than a billion viewers?"

Su Qi emphasized: "Don't you understand the anti-three customs?"

Yang Hao waved his hand: "I don't know too much!"

Su Qi sighed: "Brother is not against the three vulgarities, but against loneliness!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed!

Yang Hao was speechless: "You have nothing to do!"

Su Qi still said to himself: "I often wonder why everyone can't go against the three customs like me? Walking on the street, the people who come to me make me feel that I can't open my eyes." ”

Yang Hao became curious: "Why can't you get used to it?"

I saw Su Qi's face of disdain: "Some people actually wear vests and shorts on the street, do you say this is a person?"

Yang Hao said: "It's hot. ”

Su Qi continued: "There are also people who come out in pajamas and pajamas. ”

Yang Hao laughed: "Isn't this temporary?" ”

Su Qi stomped his feet angrily: "The key is not self-respect, and you can go to the swimming pool to take a look, and you still wear a swimsuit, do you want a face?"

Yang Hao fell headlong: "Nonsense, are you swimming in a padded jacket?"

Su Qi pursed his mouth and criticized: "Showing your arms and thighs is too vulgar, and the swimsuit is not doing well now." ”

Yang Hao said, "What's the matter?"

Su Qi said: "The swimsuits in the past were very dignified, how good. ”

Yang Hao nodded: "That's right." ”

Unexpectedly, Su Qi's voice changed, and he said: "In the past, the swimsuit could only be seen when the swimsuit was opened, and now the swimsuit can only be seen when the fart is opened, it is too vulgar!"

The female audience in the audience was drinking water and sprayed it directly on the ground!

Yang Hao hurriedly stopped: "You have it, there is no one like you who keeps staring at the fart-stock!"

Su Qi didn't give up, and looked disgusted: "You said that you dressed like that, why did you come out? You are not the star of those yellow-colored tapes, and you are not Ai Iijima, Maria Ozawa, and Muto Ran......

Halfway through the words, the audience was already laughing like crazy, happily slapping their thighs, and a few mouths were about to see their stomachs.

Several leaders blushed.

This is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala! Who dares to say this on stage?

Isn't this a sacrifice for the future?

But now, someone actually did it!

Su Qi's words were amazing, and everyone was shocked!

However, the audience was very face-saving, and the laughter continued wave after wave, and it never stopped.

on stage.

Yang Hao fainted: "I don't know if you are vulgar or not, anyway, you haven't watched that film less!"

Su Qi snorted: "It's too vulgar!"

Yang Hao dismantled the stage: "But you are familiar enough with this person." ”

Su Qi quibbled: "I'm critical. ”

Yang Hao was suspicious: "Can this film still be seen critically?"

Su Qi was arrogant: "I want to see how far they have degenerated! What is it if I stay up all night? I sacrifice myself, I am against the vulgar!"

Sacrificing yourself?

Anti-vulgarity?

Looking at the proud appearance of this guy, as if he had done some earth-shattering great cause, he was sent to award him two certificates of merit and two pennants!

When the audience saw his virtue, they also laughed.

In the backstage lounge.

Huang Qifan's eyes rose angrily, and he scolded again and again: "What is this bastard talking about? Can this kind of thing be said on stage? This is a shameless scoundrel!"

Others also filmed the case, trembling with anger!

Who has nothing to do with picking people's swimsuits and looking at fart-stocks?

Who watched the film critically at home?

Are you complimenting us?

You're scolding us!

Or anti-vulgar?

What you said is already very vulgar!

Off-site.

Other celebrities who paid attention to this dispute were also extremely embarrassed when they looked at Su Qi's chic posture on the stage talking eloquently but still unchanged.

Then there is admiration, deep admiration!

Professor Su, you are a god!

Dare to say meat jokes in the Spring Festival Gala, with this courage, the first person in the past!

Definitely the head!

Steady one!

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