Since the "Hell Hot Pot Restaurant" really started selling hot pot, business has gradually improved. From one or two ghosts at the beginning, to more than a dozen ghosts in the back, after all, hell is too hot, and everyone prefers fast food and cold food. So why doesn't anyone sell ice cream? Because there's nowhere to store it? So why doesn't anyone sell Japanese food? Because everything here is dead! There's a lot of dead fillet, sashimi? impossible.

"Two guest officers, please come inside!" Lu Tang happily led the way for a man and a woman diners. Today's hot pot restaurant business is good, and everyone is very busy.

Meng Xiaotian was preparing the soup in the back kitchen, Li Yuankui was responsible for preparing the ingredients, Mink Yuyu was responsible for collecting money, and Lu Zijing was busy cleaning up. Due to the use of child labor in hell, Lu Lingyun could only copy books in the room, which was a task arranged by Lu Zijing. But this little girl is the material for reading, opened the window, and jumped out easily.

After Lu Tang arranged for the guests to sit down, he quickly ran to the counter to get the menu.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Brother Lu Tang, thanks to your bad idea, our shop's business is so good now." ”

Lu Tang: "Then you still call it a bad idea." ”

Mink Yu smiled greedily and slapped him teasingly: "I hate it, I'm still flirting at work!"

Lu Tang was aggrieved: "I didn't." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "I hate it! You still don't admit it, why are you so bad." Hey, weird. What a smell, full of the smell of show, suffocating. ”

Lu Tang sniffed it and felt a little out of breath. According to the direction of the taste, he spotted the couple just now.

The man and the woman were lovers, and the two sat flirting, and a sweet breath emanated like a madness, as powerful as a gas leak, enough to kill a single dog ten streets away. Since they sat there, they began to get tired endlessly, and all the guests around them ran away.

Lu Tang wanted to stop the guests who ran away, but the female guests happily hugged the male guests tightly. Don't underestimate this hugging action, it's a terrible physical attack for single people, after all, it's a kind of love commotion.

Sure enough, Lu Tang was soon shocked back. But no matter how big the injury is, it can't stop the pace of making money. Lu Tang withstood the "heat wave" of showing affection and walked forward with difficulty.

Suddenly, the man spoke: "Baby, kiss me." In this way, a powerful shock wave was instantly released, and Lu Tang was blown back to the counter again, hit it, clutched his chest, and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Lu Tang: "What a strong loving dog!"

The delicate cuteness of this little couple girl, a Japanese comic dress, a short skirt and black silk loli sound, this is one of the easiest ways to conquer a man. As for her boyfriend, it's weird. Short sleeves, shorts, clip slippers. The oil belly is very "sexy" and half exposed. But the terrible thing is that his whole behavior and way of speaking feel like a spoonful of commotion, mixed with two spoons of sissies.

Lu Tang looked at him with some disgust at the counter: "No, this kind of man can find a girlfriend, and he still has such a cute girlfriend." ”

Mink Yu came out from behind the counter and put a hand on Lu Tang's shoulder: "What do you envy, you also have it, and yours is even more beautiful." ”

Lu Tang was curious, and asked innocently: "Is it?

Mink Yu took out a handkerchief to wipe the corners of Lu Tang's mouth, and smiled: "I hate it! ”

Lu Tang: "Hehe, bye-bye!" After speaking, he quickly ran over with the menu.

Mink Yu looked at Lu Tang's back greedily, and sighed inexplicably: "I'm so handsome when I run away, I'm really happy to die." ”

After the couple kissed, they finally stopped being tired and sat separately on opposite sides.

The male guest smiled, posed with an orchid finger, and asked very sissy: "Little handsome guy, how do you sell this ghost in hot pot." I heard that your hot pot here is very distinctive, what kind of hair is it?"

Lu Tang: "Two guests, I wonder if you have any unpleasant experiences?"

The man and woman looked at each other puzzled, and the female guest: "Yes." But... It's your business!" It's good that the female guest didn't speak, but when she opened her mouth, she was like a rough old man, full of heaviness and hoarseness.

Lu Tang was surprised and wondered, and thought, "Hmm! Am I hallucinating?"

Lu Tang smiled: "Hahaha, it's really none of my business." But if I can make you forget about it....."

When the male guest heard this, he quickly clapped his little hands excitedly: "Eh! It's so amazing! So if I want to forget someone, can I do it?"

Lu Tang: "Of course. ”

The male guest's eyes lit up and he excitedly said, "Okay, I'm going to forget the little..."

"Xiao Ji, huh, you still have her in your heart now!" the female guest received unhappily.

Male guest: "Xiaoli, why do you say that! Xiao Ji is my female best friend in the world after all, and after death, people only have you in their hearts." ”

The female guest looked domineering: "Come less! How many times have I said that don't mention that woman when you are with me." ”

The male guest was very aggrieved: "Okay, don't mention it, don't you think I'm going to forget her." “

The female guest quickly asked: "Let me ask you, if I fall into the oil pan and fry her at the same time, who will you save first?"

The male guest was firm: "Save you!"

Female guest: "Then if my mother and I fall into the oil pot at the same time, who will you save first?"

The male guest was a little hesitant and didn't know how to answer.

Guest: "You don't love me anymore!"

The male guest anxiously wanted to explain: "I didn't." I don't, baby, I love you. ”

The female guest clasped her hands: "Cut! If you are hungry, order something." ”

The male guest nodded quickly: "Okay, little handsome guy, tell me quickly, which soup base is delicious, and it can help me forget that person." ”

Lu Tang: "Actually... Every soup base has this effect, you just have to look at what flavor you like. ”

The male guest handed the menu to the female guest: "Baby, what flavor do you want to eat?"

The female guest looked unhappy, sat arrogantly and looked left and right, and responded coldly: "Whatever." ”

The male guest was coquettish: "emmmm, you follow me all day, spoil me, hate it." Take your pick today. ”

Female guest: "Why are you talking so much nonsense! If you choose it, you can choose, itchy." Hey, what are you looking at!" The female guest suddenly looked at Lu Tangerine and threw Lu Tang's pen to the ground in fright.

Lu Tang smiled and hurriedly squatted down to pick up the pen, which Yila could see clearly from a close distance, the female guest was not wearing black silk at all, it was all leg hair! Lu Tang grinned and stood up in excessive fright.

Guest: "Didn't you pick up a pen?"

Lu Tang: "Ah, it's okay, I'll wait for you to finish eating and then come back to find it." In fact, Lu Tang found it, and the pen was under the female guest's leg. But the hair on that leg was too thick, and Lu Tang really couldn't do it.

"Now, I've picked it up for you. The female guest suddenly handed the pen to Lu Tang, and there were still a few fluttering leg hairs on the pen.

Lu Tang took it cautiously: "Xie... Thank you. ”

The female guest replied boldly: "Ahem, it's okay, it's all my own brothers!"

Lu Tang was shocked: "Hmm, brother!"

The male guest was still looking at the menu angrily: "This... I'll do something... What are you going to eat!" The male guest looked at the menu, and instantly felt a little helpless! He pointed to the menu and asked, "Little brother! What is the adulterer's adulteress pot?"

Lu Tang: "Oh, it's the mandarin duck pot." ”

Male guest: "What about the pit daddy and mom pot?"

Lu Tang: "Mother and son pot!"

The male guest was a little helpless, he turned a page and almost vomited blood, pointed to the menu again and asked, "This... It's disgusting, you, you, you. ”

Lu Tang: "This is a clear soup pot." ”

The male guest was a little confused, he glanced at the menu, and said confidently: "Then this 'first love taste pot' must be a spicy pot, right, because first love is so hot."

Lu Tang: "No, this is a sour soup pot." ”

Guest: "Why?"

Female guest: "Because first love always ends with a sad goodbye." Am I right?"

Lu Tang: "That's right. We all hope that we can go through the life with our first love, but life will always set many traps on this road, until one day, you think you have crossed these traps, and when you look back, you find that the person is no longer there. ”

Male guest: "Eh, Lao Tzu is here to eat hot pot, why did you pour me poisonous chicken soup! ”

The female guest immediately yelled, "Shut up!" The male guest immediately lowered his head in silence and fiddled with his nails.

The female guest then asked, "What is this 'ridiculous lifetime marriage pot'?"

Lu Tang: "It's a stone pot." ”

The couple was puzzled and asked, "What does marriage have to do with stones?"

Lu Zijing suddenly appeared: "What is marriage, it is a stone." It looks the outside, but you never know how soft it can be on the inside. ”

The male guest shook his head: "I don't understand." ”

Li Yuankui peeled the cucumber skin and came in from outside the door: "When two people get married, it becomes a stone." Because it's no longer as simple as falling in love and playing. ”

Meng Xiaotian twisted her head and walked out of the backyard: "Marriage is heavier than love." After a long time, the relationship between the two people became colder and colder. It becomes like this stone, not saying anything, and not wanting the other party to know if there is something on your mind. But the pressures of life and family weigh heavily on them, and although they both try their best to satisfy and love each other, neither of them can open their mouths to break this rigidity first. ”

The male guest patted the table: "Gan Linniang, is there any mistake! Are you here a hot pot restaurant? I just want to eat a hot pot beautifully, why do you want to talk to me about philosophy, you are sick." ”

Lu Tang walked up to Meng Xiaotian, looked at the beads of sweat on Meng Xiaotian's head, and asked worriedly: "Shopkeeper, are you okay?" or you will rest today. ”

Meng Xiaotian smiled at Lu Tang: "It's okay, it's much better than before." Guests, what do you want to forget?"

The male guest, who was still angry, changed his attitude when he saw Meng Xiaotian, and said gently and teasingly: "I want to forget someone, a person I can never forget when I see it." ”

The female guest coughed vigorously, and the male guest immediately sat down obediently.

Guestwoman: "He wants to forget someone, I want to forget one thing." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I'm sorry, then I'm afraid you have to order two pots." If you have to eat one, you can only eliminate one thing that you have experienced together. ”

The female guest thought for a moment and pointed to the menu: "Okay, then we want this!"

Everyone came over to take a look, a little surprised, and looked at each other.