Chapter 10 The Boss is on top
Today's hot pot restaurants are different from the past, and the stores are full of "rivers and lakes" people. They come from all gangs and factions, and they are murderous. Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu, and Lu Lingyun were tied together in the lobby.
There was a whipping sound from the backyard, "Papapa" was extremely cruel, Meng Xiaotian couldn't listen to it and closed her eyes. Lu Lingyun was struggling desperately there, and Mink Yu looked at the backyard worriedly, her face was full of anxiety, she looked at Meng Xiaotian, and shouted worriedly: "Shopkeeper!"
Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing were hung up in the backyard, Li Yuankui was stripped naked, and Lu Zijing was still wearing an old-fashioned underwear. A bald man, standing in front of the two with a whip, asked fiercely.
The whip snapped, and Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing both let out screams like killing pigs.
The bald man: "How, whee... Whips are all... Still... Haven't hit it yet. It turned out that the whip body just now was not torturing the two.
Li Yuankui hurriedly looked at his fat meat: "Ah? Haven't you beaten yet! You said it earlier, it scared me into sweating." He looked at Lu Zijing, he was so nervous that he didn't dare to open his eyes, and gritted his teeth hard: "Eh, it's okay, I haven't hit yet, open your eyes." ”
Lu Zijing asked cautiously, his eyes still not open: "Really, lie to me as a puppy." ”
Li Yuankui: "Cut, it's okay to lie to you that I'm a pig." ”
Lu Zijing slowly opened his eyes and exhaled. The bald man walked over, he lifted the whip in his hand and threatened the two: "This... This... It's your most... After... Where are you hiding?"
Lu Zijing: "What kind of master, how can we have a head here!"
Li Yuankui: "That's it, brother, are you mistaken?" We have a hot pot restaurant here, and there is one shopkeeper. ”
Bald man: "Phew... Bah... Phew!"
Li Yuankui: "Why are you stuttering, brother, are you okay?"
The bald man: "Shut you up... Hairy. Whole... Whole.. The rivers and lakes all know that you are tied... Kidnapped the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance. You guys... Open... Be... Be... Black shop!"
Lu Zijing's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Eh, brother, which sect are you from?Shaolin or Wudang?"
The bald man: "Say... Speaking out scares you to death... I... We are martial arts... The number one gang, the Purple Ink Faction!"
Li Yuankui was surprised and shouted loudly: "Self-drawing?"
Lu Zijing: "Zizizi, it's too filthy, too dirty, it's actually called a self-touching faction." It's really...."
The bald man had red ears and rushed to the ears of the two and shouted: "Yes... Be... Purple ink. Purple... Purple... Purple purple, ink... Ink... Ink's.. of ink. ”
Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing looked impatient, Lu Zijing: "You can call it, can you not stutter, your ears are going to be deaf." ”
Li Yuankui's eyes motioned to him: "Aren't you a Taoist priest?
Lu Zijing: "I haven't heard of it." ”
Li Yuankui: "Ah? Could it be a new pyramid scheme?"
Lu Zijing nodded: "Well, it's possible." ”
The bald man shouted, picked up the whip and threw it around the two, and the two closed their eyes in fear and screamed.
In the lobby, Diao Yu's voice trembled, and his expression was nervous: "Shopkeeper, did you hear it? ”
Lu Lingyun struggled: "Let go of me, do you know who I am?"
Mink Yu was greedy: "How can Zijing's body and bones withstand such torture, hey, if you want to beat me, let that stinky Taoist priest go!"
Meng Xiaotian opened his eyes and said to the swordsman in front of him: "Stop! If you want to ask, ask me, if you want to fight, hit me, and let my buddy go." ”
None of the swordsmen in the lobby responded, and each of them posed in a cool pose, bowing their heads silently and not speaking.
In the backyard, the bald man gasped tiredly, Lu Zijing: "Big brother, you just said that our hell hot pot restaurant kidnapped the leader of the martial arts alliance, are you serious?"
The bald man picked up the whip and slammed it a few times on the wall on the side: "The most... At last... Chance! Don't say. ”
Li Yuankui smashed his mouth: "Tell me, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." ”
Lu Zijing: "Big brother, look, if we have the ability to kidnap the leader of the martial arts alliance, will we still be tied up here by you?"
Bald man: "You... One... Certain... Yes, it was used... Demon Gate Evil Arts.. Confused.... Finish... Master. Like what... Divide... Doppelganger. ”
Li Yuankui was puzzled, looked at himself and then at Lu Zijing, they were all alone, he asked in wonder: "Doppelganger technique?"
Lu Zijing: "Don't talk nonsense, I will still be hung here." Big brother, did you see the doppelganger technique with that eye? Did you always raise the bar with people when you were alive?"
The bald man roared angrily: "Shut up!" Cocked the whip and hit the two of them, and after dozens of whips, Li Yuankui found that he was still intact, but Lu Zijing on the side closed his eyes and gasped, but he couldn't see any whip marks on his body.
Li Yuankui: "Hey!"
Lu Zijing gasped and said delicately: "Don't speak, I... Dozens of whips in the body... Tell... Mink Yu gluttony... I hate her. ”
Li Yuankui: "Why are you playing so much, it's okay, the whip didn't hit us just now." ”
Lu Zijing immediately opened his eyes and looked at his body: "En? ”
The bald man in front of the two was panting, sweat kept leaving on his head, he sat in front and bent over and panted: "Damn, why can't you hit it." ”
Lu Zijing: "Big brother, you... Isn't it... Cross-eyed, huh?"
The bald man raised his head, and sure enough, on this big face with a thick beard, there was a pair of cross-eyed.
Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing couldn't help but laugh, Li Yuankui: "I was so scared just now, I didn't even notice it." ”
Lu Zijing: "This pair of cross-eyed is the most authentic I have ever seen." ”
When the bald man heard that he was humiliated, he stood up and took a whip to hit Li Yuankui, this time the two of them saw how each whip was "missed" from Li Yuankui's fat side.
Lu Zijing: "This is cross-eyed, the accuracy rate of the blind is higher than yours." ”
The bald man threw away the whip: "Count... Forget it, come on!" Two swordsmen holding swords came over: "Steward Wu, what do you command?"
The bald man was weak and pointed at Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing: "Put... Put...."
Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing were happy when they heard this, and Lu Zijing: "I said earlier that this was a misunderstanding." ”
Bald man: "Drag it out... Follow... Follow... The crowd... One... Chop it together!"
Lu Zijing was directly frightened and fainted when he heard this, and the swordsman loosened the tie for them and immediately took them to the lobby.
Looking at Lu Zijing who was dragged out, Mink Yu was the most anxious: "Zijing, Zijing." ”
The bald man walked out of the backyard and followed, and the swordsman stepped forward and asked, "Butler, who shall we cut first?"
Bald man: "Hello... Long-winded... Chopped together. ”
The swordsman nodded, and led the swordsmen to separate the five people, because Lu Zijing fainted, he had to be helped by two swordsmen to kneel on the ground.
The swordsmen drew their swords one after another, and the entire hall became cold. The guys closed their eyes in despair, only to see the swordsman behind him draw his sword in a dashing manner, and raise it high to prepare to make a move.
"Leave a ghost under the sword!" Lu Tang ran in with a 5-year-old boy.
"Bold!" the little boy pointed and scolded, and the swordsmen dropped their swords and knelt down, bowing in unison: "See the leader of the martial arts alliance." ”
The bald man looked at the little boy excitedly and shouted, "Palm.... Palm.... Boss!"
Lu Tang and the little boy glanced at each other and sighed: "It's good to catch up." ”
What the hell is going on? Let's go back 72 hours.
The sky was getting dark, the hot pot restaurant ended another day's business, Lu Tang sent the guests away, walked to the door and didn't forget to say goodbye: "Come again next time, I will definitely let you forget me." ”
Guest's voice: "Death side!"
Lu Tang happily ran in: "I'm ready to close the stall, I'm tired." ”
Li Yuankui walked out: "How can you provoke the guests again, you can hear it in the backyard and let you die." ”
Lu Tang: "It's nothing, it's just a kind reminder to him, there are still 32 years of housing loans, 16 years of car loans, and burns to be repaid." ”
Li Yuankui: "You are still lacking in virtue enough, people are so unhappy that they forget a painful thing, and you mention it so much." ”
Li Yuankui began to clean up the leftover dishes and chopsticks of the guests on the table.
Lu Tang: "I'll help you." Lu Tang poured the hot pot soup that the guests had not drunk into a bowl: "It's really not easy for the shopkeeper, you have to make soup for the guests during the day, and you have to deal with these soups at night." ”
Li Yuankui: "Alas, no, these soups must be disposed of properly and cannot be left." The other day I saw a mouse take a sip, and the next day I forgot who I was, and I learned how to crow early in the morning. ”
Lu Tang: "It turned out to be true, I thought I was dreaming." Did you catch him?"
Li Yuankui: "Not yet, I'll try some rat poison for it tomorrow, I'll put it away, let's go." ”
Li Yuankui carried the bowl, and Lu Tang carried the empty pot and followed him to the backyard.
The bowl of hot pot soup was left on the table, and the fragrance slowly spread to the door, and after a while, a 5-year-old boy walked in smelling the smell. He walked over to the table, looked at the soup, licked his lips, picked it up, and drank it all.
Lu Tang came in from the backyard and looked at his mobile phone as he walked: "Hmm, shocked! The leader of the martial arts alliance is missing, and the various sects are looking for people at a high price! He looked up and saw the little boy who was drinking soup, and hurriedly ran over nervously: "Hey, hey, that can't be drunk." ”
By the time he ran to the boy, the soup had already been drunk by the boy. He looked at Lu Tang, burped in satisfaction, and then stretched out his thumb: "It's delicious!"
Lu Tang: "It's over." ”
Later in the evening, everyone gathered in the lobby to surround the mysterious little boy.
Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang and Li Yuankui angrily: "How many times have I usually said, collect the soup first, collect the soup first!"
Mink Yu sat next to the little boy: "Little friend, what's your name?"
Little boy: "Yang what, I don't remember." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Then do you remember where you live?"
The little boy shook his head.
Meng Xiaotian tilted her head: "It seems that the soup has begun to take effect, if you can't help him recover his memory within 24 hours, he will forget it forever." ”
Lu Zijing walked around the little boy and said: "It's amazing, you see him dressed like this, he must be from the Southern Song Dynasty." If you look at the tuft of hair in front of his long hair, it's still white, it's really handsome. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "No way, before he recovers his memory, let's live here now." Lu Tang, you are responsible for taking care of the trouble you caused. ”
Lu Tang looked at the little boy helplessly, and the little boy smiled brightly.