Lu Cheng and Yang Xiaoguo (5-year-old amnesiac boys) slept in the lobby at night. Lu Tang fell asleep, Yang Xiaoguo was lying on the side boredly, he poked Lu Tang, but there was no response, he climbed on Lu Tang and hit him, but there was no response. He sat up and pinched Lu Tang's thigh, twisting it clockwise.

"Ahh

Yang Xiaoguo clapped his hands happily: "Uncle, I can't sleep, get up and play with me." ”

Lu Tang immediately pushed him off his body and rubbed his legs: "Playing with you... (He thought for a while, he was a child in front of him, and he couldn't teach him badly, so he held back this sentence), I'm tired and want to sleep, you can play by yourself, and no matter how I look at it, it's my brother. ”

Yang Xiaoguo: "Brother and sister, you still want to deceive children at such an old age." ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, you bear child. Don't think that amnesia is great. Look at you, what you're wearing, and you dye your hair white, you must be a bad boy, and if you don't obey, I'll throw you out. ”

Yang Xiaoguo immediately stood up and looked angry: "I'm not called a bear child, Sister Mink Yu said that my name is Yang Xiaoguo, you are an extremely ugly strange uncle!"

Lu Tang was very disdainful, and began to roll up his sleeves: "Stinky boy, I won't clean you up today, you don't know who the boss is." ”

Lu Ju reached out to grab Yang Xiaoguo, and he flashed flexibly, and then Yang Xiaoguo grabbed Lu Ju and pressed it to the ground, and Lu Ju was crushed to the ground.

"Ah, oh, hey, it hurts, it hurts, let it go, bear child, I'm serious if you don't let go." Lu Tang's face was full of pain, and his heart was full of alpacas at the moment, but he was inexplicably a little excited.

Yang Xiaoguo grimaced, and easily subdued Lu Tang: "I won't let go, you hit me." ”

Lu Tang: "Are the post-00s so arrogant now?" Okay, you let go of me, I'll play with you." ”

As soon as Yang Xiaoguo heard that Lu Tang wanted to play with him, he immediately let go of his hand and cheered happily: "Okay." Uncle, what are we going to play?"

Lu Tang got up, immediately took a few steps away from him, and put his hands on his hips proudly: "Boy, just now I accidentally fell and let you take advantage, now you give me an honest sleep, otherwise you look good." ”

Yang Xiaoguo pointed to Lu Tang: "You are a big liar who deceives children." ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, hey, I just lied to you, how can you still beat me." ”

Yang Xiaoguo jumped flexibly, flew over lightly, and gave Lu Tang's stomach a circle. Lu Tang flew out and hit the pillar next to the door.

Yang Xiaoguo jumped happily, floated in the air and clasped his hands and said, "KO"

Lu Tang shook his head and slurred his speech: "Eh, was I hit by a car? Why are you so dizzy?" ”

Yang Xiaoguo walked over, lifted Lu Tang with one hand and threw it on the bed, Lu Tang hugged the pillow dizzily, and fell asleep in less than a second.

Yang Xiaoguo: "It's boring, I'd better go out and play." After saying that, he opened the door and ran out.

The next morning, as soon as the sun had risen, the pit rat crawled out of its hole again, and stood on the high roof of the house and learned to crow. Lu Tang woke up from the bed, he immediately sat up and looked left and right, the store was as calm as ever, the door was tightly closed, and there was no trace of a fight around.

Yang Xiaoguo turned over ugly in his sleep and clinged to Lu Tang.

Lu Tang was a little scared at first, then slowly came back to his senses and touched Yang Xiaoguo's head: "Strange, could it be that I dreamed last night?" ”

He got up and opened the door, the sunlight instantly filled the lobby, Yang Xiaoguo hummed unhappily, and quickly got into the quilt.

Lu Tang crossed his hands on his hips and shouted refreshedly: "Get up, stinky boy!"

Yang Xiaoguo made a voice of resistance from the quilt: "I don't want it, let me sleep again." ”

Lu Tang pulled the quilt in the past: "There are still many things to do when you get up, hurry up." ”

Yang Xiaoguo pulled the quilt desperately: "I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't." ”

"Then don't blame me, look at my exclusive acupuncture hand!" Lu Tang put his hand into the quilt to tickle the child, and Yang Xiaoguo laughed out loud in fear of itching.

"Yo, it's so affectionate early in the morning, and the relationship is good. Lu Lingyun walked down with her hands in her hands.

Lu Tang took a breath: "Envy, together." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Cut, naïve." ”

Yang Xiaoguo pointed at Lu Lingyun: "You are obviously afraid of being bullied by us, so you don't dare to come." ”

Lu Lingyun: "I'm afraid of being bullied by you, are you sure?" She said the three words "are you sure" very slowly, rubbing her hands and turning her head as she spoke, Lu Tang saw that she quickly stood up and ran to the back of the pillar to hug her, looking at her cautiously.

Yang Xiaoguo looked at Lu Lingyun blankly, put up his right hand, stretched out his left hand and added fingers, and hooked: "Come on." ”

Lu Lingyun snorted and rushed over, she wanted to grab Yang Xiaoguo with her left hand, but he dodged flexibly, and then Yang Xiaoguo made a counter-grappling technique, and pressed hard, Lu Lingyun's whole person was pressed on the cover by him.

Lu Tang's eyes widened, and he rubbed it again in disbelief: "This picture is so familiar." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Stinky boy, let me go quickly, I'll be miserable if I'm angry." ”

Lu Tang hugged the pillar, carefully took it and said to Yang Xiaoguo: "Hey, let her go, she is very violent." ”

Yang Xiaoguo: "Oh? Then you get up and play with me." ”

Yang Xiaoguo let go, and Lu Lingyun immediately turned around and stood up, putting on a posture: "I didn't expect you to have so much strength, but my sister told you that strength is not enough to fight, you also have to have speed." ”

After speaking, Lu Lingyun killed again, but no matter how she punched and kicked, she was dodged by Yang Xiaoguo, and said with a smile while flashing the child: "It's too slow, hurry up, hurry up." ”

The hundred rounds were quickly over, and Lu Lingyun didn't even touch him with a punch.

Lu Tang ran to Yang Xiaoguo's side in surprise, and the two clapped their hands happily.

Lu Tang: "Yang Xiaoguo, you are so good!"

Yang Xiaoguo smiled: "It's okay, it's not that I'm too good, it's that she's too slow." ”

Lu Lingyun was stimulated: "You!"

Lu Tang: "Can you teach me?" ”

Yang Xiaoguo looked Lu Tang up and down: "What did you do when you were alive?"

Lu Tang posed coolly and said slowly: "Don't hide it, I'm a screenwriter." ”

Yang Xiaoguo: "Screenwriter, is it a saw?"

After saying that, Lu Tang fell to the ground, he got up, and looked aggrieved: "I swear seriously now that I will never say what I do in the future." ”

At this time, a small flat-headed man in a modern suit came from outside the door, wearing black-framed glasses, carrying a briefcase, and knocking on the door with a voice recorder in his hand: "Hello sir, I am a reporter from Hell Metropolis Daily, may I ask what you did before you died?"

Lu Tang: "Ah, I'm a screenwriter. ”

Xiao Pingtou: "Okay, bye-bye." After saying that, he turned around and simply left. Lu Tang watched him go so embarrassed, and walked gently, without taking a single cloud with him.

The cold scene at this time made the three people in the lobby as overwhelmed as if they were traveling in the Arctic without clothes.

Yang Xiaoguo pulled Lu Tangerine's clothes and pointed to the door: "Did that uncle look down on you just now?" ”

Lu Tang coughed: "Don't interject when adults talk and children." Where did we just go?"

Yang Xiaoguo: "You said you want to worship me as a teacher." ”

Lu Tang thought about it, and immediately knelt in front of the little boy: "I implore the master to take in the disciple and teach the disciple the magic skills of the world." ”

Yang Xiaoguo shook his head and touched his beardless chin: "Your qualifications are too poor, and I can't help you as a teacher, I think I still teach the little sister." ”

When Lu Lingyun heard this, her face instantly turned away from anger, and she ran over to lead Yang Xiaoguo, and the two ran happily to the backyard.

Lu Tang looked at it helplessly, shook his head and sighed: "Heh, man." ”

"Ding!" The mobile phone rang, and Lu Tang took it out and looked at it: "Hell headlines: The leader of the martial arts alliance has disappeared, the rivers and lakes are in chaos, and various gangs are vying for the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance." Please don't go to Nansong Street if you have nothing to do. ”

Lu Tang: "Wow, it's such an exaggeration, in the mysterious era, I am still fighting for the leader of the martial arts alliance, and I am sick." ”

The hot pot restaurant is open for another day, and since the amnestic gimmick spread in hell, more and more customers want to come to their door to eliminate their worries.

Every day, Meng Xiaotian had to stay in the soup room all day, and all this "credit" was attributed to Lu Tangerine for an online booking service.

Each table only needs to place an order online, note in advance what they want to forget, as well as the taste they want to eat, the number of people who will eat, and then pay, and eat according to the reservation time. The rest of the "hot pot restaurants" will be prepared for guests, which is very convenient.

Since the opening of the online platform, there have been tens of thousands of bookings every day, including in every era, every region, and every age group. There are even some "foreign ghosts" who come to Hell to experience it.

Everyone was so busy, and before they knew it, it was noon. Everyone sat at the long table in the middle to eat, and Yang Xiaoguo ate in large gulps, as if he had been hungry for a long time. Everyone looked at Yang Xiaoguo blankly, and Mink Yu greedily watched her while picking up vegetables and sending them to his bowl.

Meng Xiaotian: "How can this kid eat so much?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "The child grows up, come and eat more, you're welcome." ”

Yang Xiaoguo: "Thank you, sister, sister is so beautiful." ”

Mink Yu was happy to hear this, and she immediately handed the chicken leg in her bowl to Yang Xiaoguo: "Eh, children love to tell the truth so much." ”

Lu Zijing whispered unhappily: "Cut, I finally grabbed a leg for you, why give it to him." ”

Li Yuankui: "Hey, what are you talking about legs and legs." ”

Lu Zijing: "Ah, no, I mean that children just have to eat a few more legs to grow taller." ”

Lu Tang: "Can ghosts grow taller?"

Everyone shouted to Lu Tang in unison: "Shut up!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Tang, have you inquired about this child's background and background?"

Lu Tang: "No, I'm so busy in the morning, how can I have time to report the case." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then why don't you hurry up now!"

Lu Tang: "Aren't you eating?" He lifted the bowl and was about to pick up the vegetables, but was pressed back by Meng Xiaotian's eyes, he lowered his head, put the bowl, and smiled: "I'll go now, I'll go now." ”

Lu Tang turned around and ran out of the door, and just ran out of the door when he heard a howl outside the door.

"Ah, oh, it hurts, it hurts!" "You little old man, you don't look ahead, you want to kill us." Two familiar voices came from outside the door.

After a while, Lu Tang was sandwiched between the black and white impermanence, and slowly walked into the store with one hand in his hand. Both of them hung lottery. Bai Wuchang had an arrow stuck in his chest, and Hei Wuchang had a watermelon knife on his head, his hair was messy, and he looked very embarrassed.

Lu Tang slowly helped the two of them to sit down, and lay on the table in black and white impermanence.

Meng Xiaotian hurriedly ran to the two of them, touched the sword, and touched the knife again.

Black impermanence: "Don't touch it, it hurts." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What's wrong with you?"

Bai Wuchang: "The shopkeeper's... Go out... Go out... Something big is wrong!"