Li Yuankui: "Yes, where did Lu Tang go, shouldn't he be scared and hide!"

When Mink Yu heard this, he hurriedly dropped the sword in his hand and looked around: "Brother, where are you? Don't be afraid, my sister is here to protect you." If you're afraid to sleep with your sister tonight, brother, do you hear me?"

Lu Lingyun: "Hey, hey, pay attention to whether you can speak in front of minors! Forget it, I'll go find my Fang Tian Halberd." ”

Lu Zijing held the peachwood sword and stood dumbfounded, thinking about something.

Meng Xiaotian walked to Lu Zijing's side: "Zijing, did you see Lu Tang today?"

Lu Zijing nodded.

Meng Xiaotian: "Where is he?"

Lu Zijing shook his head.

Meng Xiaotian crossed her hands on her hips: "Where did the stinky boy go?" Hey, stinky boy, if you don't show up again, I'll deduct my salary. ”

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, don't you think that skeleton just now is a little familiar?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Familiar, hehe, how is it possible." I've been in hell for hundreds of years, and I've never seen a monster like that. ”

Lu Zijing: "What if he's not a real skeleton?"

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you mean?"

Lu Lingyun's shouting voice came from outside the door: "Come on, I've found Brother Lu Tang!"

After a while, everyone carried the fainted Lu Tang back, and at this time, Lu Tang's buttocks were once again inserted into Fang Tian's halberd.

Meng Xiaotian: "Hurry up, put him on the table." ”

Mink Yu asked anxiously, "What's going on?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Could it be that he went to chase the skeleton, and then happened to be pierced by the halberd?"

Lu Lingyun looked at the Fang Tian painting halberd on his buttocks: "Why do I suddenly dislike my weapon so much." ”

Lu Tang slowly moved, he raised his head, and the frightened everyone took a few steps back.

Li Yuankui: "Skeleton monster! It turns out that you are the skeleton monster!"

Lu Tang lay on his stomach weakly: "Blood, blood." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Sure enough, it's him, he wanted to drink my blood just now, and now he's still so hungry and thirsty, the shopkeeper, let me stick a halberd into him." ”

Lu Lingyun was about to make a move when he was stopped by Lu Zijing, he leaned his ear closer to listen and sighed: "He wants to drink water, not blood!"

Li Yuankui hurriedly ran to the backyard to fetch a bucket of water, and then lifted it to Lu Tang's mouth, only to see Lu Tangerine gulping down. In a few moments, a bucket of water was drained.

Lu Tang grabbed Li Yuankui hard: "Yuankui... You... Your soup... It's so salty. ”

Lu Zijing laughed: "Hahaha, it's really the same as I thought." ”

Meng Xiaotian asked angrily, "What's the matter?"

Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui glanced at each other and lowered their heads. After some explanation, everyone finally knew the reason. It wasn't a skeleton at all, just a dehydrated Lu Tangerine.

In the lobby, while Meng Xiaotian reprimanded the two fiercely, Lu Lingyun and Mink Yu were responsible for healing Lu Tang's injuries.

"Ah!" After a miserable scream, Lu Lingyun pulled out Fang Tian's painting halberd, took it in disgust and walked away.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Brother Lu Tang, how do you bandage your pants, I'll help you take them off." ”

Lu Tang hurriedly pulled his pants tightly, not giving him a chance: "Don't don't, I'm fine, I'm fine." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "It's okay so soon?"

Lu Tang was embarrassed: "Hahaha, of course, the young man recovers quickly." At this time, he thought to himself: "I can't let you take off my pants even if you die, this is the dignity of being a man!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Yo, it's so amazing." "Smack!" Mink Yu slapped Lu Yu's buttocks.

Lu Tang endured the pain: "You... You see... It doesn't hurt at all. ”

Mink Yu gluttony directly put his hand on the wound and poked: "Then don't you feel like this?"

Lu Tang gritted his teeth, and a heart-piercing pain came from the depths of his ass. He clutched the table and forced, "I don't feel it at all." ”

Mink Yu stood up: "Eh, it's amazing, look at me!" She stepped on the stool and flew up easily, and landed on Lu Tang alone. Lu Tang was pressed and vomited blood, and the pain in his buttocks made him pale. He swallowed his saliva full of regret, tears sliding down his cheeks: "I don't feel it... It is... I don't feel it. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Strange, I don't feel it." It's not normal, wait until I step on it again. ”

"Step!?" Lu Cheng looked back at her nervously, only to see a pair of stiletto heels under the strange eye, ready to move. Lu Tang's heart was cold, as if he had seen the final judgment.

The high heels were getting closer and closer to him, Lu Tangsheng looked at the excited and curious Mink Yu greedily, he slowly closed his eyes, enjoying the calm "before death".

"What are you doing? Don't hurry down. Lu Tang seemed to hear the voice of God, and he opened his eyes to look. Meng Xiaotian stood in front of him and looked at Mink Yu viciously.

Mink Yu smiled mischievously: "He said that his ass doesn't feel good, I'll test him." ”

Meng Xiaotian was serious: "Nonsense! Hurry up." ”

Lu Tang exhaled, imagining that if he couldn't help hugging Meng Xiaotian at this moment, and then crying aggrievedly, Meng Xiaotian would definitely be soft-hearted and comfort him. That picture must be very intimate and warm.

Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Tang?"

Lu Tang came back to his senses, intending to go as he imagined, he cried out, "Shopkeeper!" and then opened his hand to hug her.

"Smack!" slapped Lu Cheng in the face, Lu Cheng stared at the left side blankly, a little confused.

Meng Xiaotian: "In the future, you are not allowed to laugh cheaply." ”

"Smack!" another slap hit Lu Tang's face, Lu Tang stared at the right side and froze, even more confused.

Meng Xiaotian: "What are you crying about, look at my clothes, your tears and snot are dirty." She said as she walked away.

Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui walked over, with an unusually bright smile on their faces: "Lu Tang, the shopkeeper has ordered, we will take care of you for the past two days, if you have any orders, just mention it." Just don't go too far, and we'll do our best. ”

Lu Tang: "Yes? I want to eat Australian lobster, shark fin, abalone, roasted whole pig, Kobe beef!"

Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui's eyes widened and pointed to Lu Tangerine.

Lu Zijing: "Eat your sister!

Li Yuankui: "Do you know how expensive those things are, I haven't eaten many of them myself." ”

Lu Tang: "Okay, shopkeeper!"

Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui were nervous, and hurriedly said, "Don't don't, don't don't! Isn't it just lobster and shark fin." Let's go buy it, you wait. With that, he turned around and walked out.

At dinnertime, everyone sat at a table to eat, and Lu Tang climbed on the long table alone to eat. Meng Xiaotian's side is hot pot cooking with big white steamed buns, Lu Tangerine's crispy grilled Australian lobster, shark fin soup, abalone soup, roasted whole pig in sauce, Kobe steak in red wine sauce.

Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yu is greedy, and Lu Lingyun eats deliciously. But Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui stared blankly at Lu Tang's table, and the saliva in their mouths kept flowing down.

After eating, everyone planned to pack up and rest early.

Lu Tang deliberately stopped Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui: "Eh, I've been climbing all afternoon, and my body is a little tired, if only someone could press my shoulders and beat my legs." ”

Li Yuankui: "I don't have time, I'm busy preparing dishes for tomorrow's guests." ”

Lu Zijing: "I want to wash the dishes!"

Lu Cheng proudly closed his eyes and shouted: "Shopkeeper." ”

The two immediately put down the things in their hands, smiled and came to Lu Tang's side, one pinching his shoulders and the other beating his legs.

Li Yuankui: "Ahem, isn't it just washing and chopping vegetables, it's okay if I go to bed later after I pinch it for you." ”

Lu Zijing: "That's it, there are only dozens of bowls of leftovers you eat, I will wash them slowly, and I can finish washing them before dawn." ”

Lu Tang closed his eyes with satisfaction: "Alas, it's so comfortable, life should be enjoyed." ”

Lu Zijing whispered: "Stinky boy, wait for you to get better, see how I clean you up!"

Lu Tang: "Brother Zijing." ”

Lu Zijing's attitude immediately became gentle and easy-going: "Eh, here, what are your orders?"

Lu Tang: "What are you reading in the morning, crying and crying?" ”

Lu Zijing: "Oh, I'm watching "Three Hundred and Thirty-Three Lives and Ten Miles of Chrysanthemums". ”

Lu Tang: "What kind of book is that?"

Lu Zijing: "That's a romantic immortal cultivation novel, the story is told...."

Lu Tang interrupted: "I hate the gods in these stories the most, I don't go to work all day and fall in love everywhere." The girl in the sky can't deceive enough, and she still has to come to the world to flirt with her sister, and the most hateful thing is that she is not responsible!"

Li Yuankui: "That is, this kind of novel often has a big villain, the villain is the ancient bloodline, and he is sealed up when he has nothing to do, and he changes a guard for tens of thousands of years, and then every time he is released by the protagonist or someone the protagonist knows." I don't understand, for tens of thousands of years, these immortals have not studied a way to kill him, knowing that he is a scourge!"

Lu Zijing: "You know a fart! People write this way to leave the story to the hero and heroine, if the villain dies like this, who will defeat him with love." ”

Li Yuankui: "According to what you say, the villains were all killed by the beloved dog Xiu Enaixiu?"

Lu Zijing: "Uh... It seems to be the truth. However, this story is wonderful because it talks about the entangled love of the protagonist for several lifetimes. ”

Li Yuankui: "Eh, why do I think the novel you said plagiarized Sansheng...."

Lu Zijing: "Shut up! Don't break my beautiful illusions, I'm still looking forward to watching it after washing the dishes." ”

Li Yuankui: "Hey, if you have this thought, you might as well think about how to chase Mink Yuyu." ”

Lu Zijing: "Who... Who says I like her anymore?"

Li Yuankui: "Needless to say, a blind person can see it! Sometimes you really should learn from Lu Tangerine, you look at Mink Yu's attitude towards Lu Tang, it is the same as a female Tyrannosaurus rex who has been hungry for a few days sees a pig." ”

Lu Zijing: "Fart! Yu Yu is not a Tyrannosaurus rex." ”

Li Yuankui: "Alas, we've been talking for half a day, why didn't we hear Lu Tang's voice, he wouldn't have been pressed to death by us, right?"

The two immediately lowered their heads to look at Lu Tang, this guy was already sleeping comfortably.

Li Yuankui sighed: "I'm really tired, okay, I'll prepare tomorrow's dishes, don't wait for me for a while, you can sleep first." ”

Lu Zijing rubbed his shoulder: "What are you sleeping, there are so many dishes to wash, I don't know how long it will take." ”

The two dragged their tired bodies to the backyard, with Lu Zijing in front and Li Yuankui behind.

Lu Zijing: "Good night, everyone." ”

Li Yuankui casually turned off the lights in the lobby: "Good night, Brother Lu Tang." ”

Lu Tang fell asleep soundly and said slightly, "Good night." ”