Chapter 58: Be Your Cat
"Dude, add a goose gut!"
"I want a peeing cow ball, and I want a pork liver!"
"Hurry up, why hasn't my hairy belly come yet, I've been waiting for a long time!"
Lu Tang and Lu Zijing apologized and ran around in a panic to serve the guests.
Mink Yu was hungry and quickly settled the accounts behind the counter, Li Yuankui kept preparing the hot pot base dishes in the kitchen, and Meng Xiaotian was agglomerating in the soup room with a big spoon and stirring in the soup.
At dusk, the Hell Hot Pot Restaurant finally ended its business. Everyone looked tired and sat back to back on the floor of the lobby.
Lu Tang: "How many days have we been open normally?"
Lu Zijing: "I don't know, I guess it's been more than a month." ”
Lu Tang: "I feel like I'm going to die of exhaustion." ”
Mink Yu raised his trembling hands greedily: "Look at me, they're all starting to twitch!"
Lu Zijing took Mink Yu's greedy hand in distress, and as a result, his whole body began to tremble.
Li Yuankui: "Pull it down, what are you, you see that I wash this and that in the kitchen every day, and my hands are white." Li Yuankui raised his hand, his hand emitted a dazzling light, and everyone was blinded and closed their eyes.
Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, how much dish soap do you use, you can soak your hands so bright!"
Li Yuankui: "A drop is useless, just scrubbing vegetables every day is not like this." ”
Lu Tang: "Hey, I miss Yang Xiaoguo, Ouyang Weng, Tang Pohu, Hong Ye and Sanfa brothers, no matter how much they toss, it is much easier than now." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Forget it, I have to demolish my shop every time, I don't know if this old house can withstand a few tosses." ”
Lu Zijing held Mink Yu's greedy hand, and said with trembling all over his body: "Palm... Cabinet... Target... It's time to eat..."
Mink Yu was greedy: "Eh, yes, yes, yes! I'm hungry." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Well, it's not too early, Yuankui, let's go cook." ”
Li Yuankui raised his hand again, and the light brightened everyone's eyes: "I'm like this, I still have to cook." ”
Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, why don't I do it." ”
Li Yuankui impatiently grabbed Lu Tangerine's collar and shook him back and forth: "Don't touch my pot!"
Lu Tang was panicked dozens of times in a row, and fell on Meng Xiaotian in a daze: "Shopkeeper, how do I feel like being arched by a pig, let me faint for a while." ”
Meng Xiaotian pushed Lu Tang away from her body in disgust, and Lu Tang fell to the ground and twitched from time to time.
Mink Yu was greedy: "Or, let Lu Lingyun go buy takeout, we can make a lot of money today." ”
Meng Xiaotian was reluctant: "Takeaway? No, I heard that the current takeaway is neither hygienic nor nutritious, not to mention that we are all catering ourselves, and we also order takeout, you are not afraid of being ridiculed by doing takeout." ”
Lu Zijing trembled: "I... No... Fear... Yes. ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "I'm not afraid. ”
Li Yuankui: "And me." He just wanted to raise his hand, but everyone yelled viciously: "Don't stretch out your hand!"
Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, then wait for Lu Lingyun to come back, and I'll invite everyone to a big meal." ”
The crowd cheered, "Yay." Their happy celebration woke up Lu Tang on the ground, and Lu Tang looked confused: "What are you celebrating?"
Mink Yu greedy: "I won't tell you." ”
Lu Lingyun walked in with his hands behind his back: "Shopkeeper, I'm back!"
Meng Xiaotian: "You're back, I want to ask you for something." ”
Lu Lingyun: "No problem, go to the soup and fight the fire, I don't hesitate!" However, I want to give you a gift to thank you for funding my severance pay, so that the soldiers in the trapped camp can live here." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "What gift?"
Lu Lingyun took out a black cat and put it in front of Meng Xiaotian: "Dangdang, Dangdang!
"Ahh
Lu Lingyun: "Shopkeeper, what's wrong with you?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Take it away!
Lu Tang: "This cat is very cute, fluffy, but easy to touch." ”
Meng Xiaotian screamed frantically: "Throw it out!
Everyone was surprised for a while, and Lu Lingyun had no choice but to take the cat out of the hell hot pot restaurant.
Lu Lingyun gently put the cat on the ground: "Cat, cat, it seems that you have to wander alone again! Our shopkeeper doesn't like you, but if you're hungry, come here to find me, remember?"
The black cat sat on the ground and raised its head, looking at Lu Lingyun motionless and shouting, "Meow." ”
Lu Lingyun touched it and walked back very reluctantly.
Meng Xiaotian was still hiding under the table, and she cautiously looked around to make sure that the cat was not there before crawling out. She quickly rushed to the door and slammed it shut.
Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, are you okay?"
Meng Xiaotian said angrily: "Whoever brings that kind of thing in the future will pack up and leave, do you hear it!"
Lu Zijing: "That... Only... Be... Only... Cat... Yikes..."
Meng Xiaotian angrily pushed everyone away, walked to the second floor, and slammed the door shut.
Li Yuankui: "What's wrong with her?"
Lu Tang: "I suspect that the shopkeeper is afraid of cats! Just like I am afraid of cockroaches, I will be disgusted when I see this kind of thing, and then I will be afraid in my heart." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "How can anyone be afraid of cats, cats are so cute." ”
Lu Zijing trembled and stood beside Mink Yuyu: "Just... Be... Follow... You.. One.. Shape... Can... Love. ”
Mink Yu deliberately sang cutely: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow meow together." Sprinkle in front of you, oops meow. ”
Li Yuankui: "Stop, stop, let's talk about business first, what's going on tonight's dinner?"
Everyone looked at Li Yuankui and said in unison: "Of course you do it!"
Li Yuankui complained and walked to the backyard kitchen: "Okay, okay, you will only rely on me all day long, and you can do it without me." ”
Lu Lingyun: "I'm going to do my homework, call me when it's time to eat." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Zijing, let's go, let's go to the roof to see the moon." ”
Lu Zijing: "Okay... Yes. ”
Everyone quickly dispersed, leaving Lu Tang alone to stand at the door, staring blankly at Meng Xiaotian's room.
The black cat outside the hot pot restaurant came over and sat down, and called softly: "Meow"
The next day, the sun shone directly on Lu Tang's face, Lu Tang opened his eyes and stretched out with satisfaction, and turned his head to find the black cat sitting next to him and looking at him.
Lu Tang turned around in fright and fell under the table. When he got up quickly, the black cat vanished. He rubbed his eyes in confusion and looked around: "Strange, could it be that I am dazzled?"
Meng Xiaotian came out of the room, yawned and shouted, "Get up and work!"
She walked down slowly and saw Lu Tang crawling on the edge of the table: "Lu Tang, what are you doing there?"
Lu Tang: "Ah, nothing, I'm looking for something." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "The festival is gone?"
Lu Tang: "Well, it's shattered. ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled: "Young poor mouth, hurry up and clean up and work." ”
Meng Xiaotian, who usually went to the backyard to wash as soon as she got downstairs, walked directly to the door today, she carefully looked out through the crack in the door, and only opened the door of the hot pot restaurant after confirmation.
Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, what are you doing!"
Meng Xiaotian: "Did you hear any abnormal sounds last night?"
Lu Tang: "Think about it, in addition to the disgusting sound of Ermine Yuyu and Lu Zijing on the roof, it is the sound of grinding knives and grinding iron in Lu Lingyun's room, and Li Yuankui's snoring through the wall and ears, there is nothing abnormal." ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled happily and patted Lu Tang: "Great, it means that that guy is gone." I'm going to wash up!" she happily ran to the backyard.
Lu Tang scratched his messy hair in confusion, turned around with a yawn, and saw a black cat sitting on the table, and the black cat stared at him.
Lu Lingyun opened the door and walked out with her schoolbag on her back: "Morning." ”
Lu Tang pointed to the table nervously: "Lu Lingyun, look, it's your cat!"
Lu Lingyun: "Huh?" She looked at the table, but there was nothing: "Trick me early in the morning, are you okay and forget the pain in your ass." ”
Lu Tang was puzzled, because the cat was indeed sitting on the table, but Lu Lingyun didn't seem to see it.
Lu Tang ran to the cat and pointed, "Your cat! ”
Lu Lingyun walked down, came to the table and looked at Lu Tang strangely: "Are you crazy?"
Lu Tang looked at the cat in disbelief, and the cat was lying on the table licking its paws comfortably.
Lu Lingyun: "Don't mess with you, I'm going to school, bye." With that, he strode out.
Lu Tang: "Huh... Strange, why did she pretend not to see? Could it be that she was afraid of being scolded by the shopkeeper!"
"Lu Tang, Lu Tang, I've boiled the hot water, you can also go wash your face. Meng Xiaotian walked out happily.
Lu Tang hurriedly used his body to block the cat, nervous: "Shopkeeper, I'll just wash it with cold water for a while, don't bother." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Nonsense, it's not troublesome at all, washing with cold water every day is not good for the skin." ”
Lu Tang: "Ah, but I like to use cold water." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Then what about the hot water I boil?"
Lu Tang: "Why don't you go wash your feet?" ”
Meng Xiaotian saw Lu Tang's nervousness, and what was hiding behind him: "Lu Tang, what are you hiding behind you?"
Lu Tang: "Do I have something to hide? No, you are really joking with the shopkeeper, why are you so humorous, hehehe." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "You treat me blindly, take it out and show it to me." ”
Lu Tang: "Ahh It's something you don't like. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "You tell me honestly, did you just secretly pick up the money!"
Lu Tang: "What... How can there be money? ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Don't think I don't know, you often sweep the floor and can sweep five or ten yuan of change dropped by guests." ”
Lu Tang: "Yes! I'll go, no wonder Lu Zijing kicks me out of the lobby every time he sweeps the floor, so that's the case!"
Meng Xiaotian came to Lu Tang and stretched out her hand: "Hurry up and hand it over!"
Lu Tang thought to herself: "No, if Meng Xiaotian knows that it is a cat, she will probably be too frightened, and I can't give anything to me." ”
Meng Xiaotian stretched out her head to look, and Lu Tang hurriedly blocked it with her body!
Meng Xiaotian thought to herself: "Stinky Lu Tang, so nervous, you must have picked up a big treasure behind my back, is it a diamond ring? Or a gold necklace! ”
Lu Tang looked at Meng Xiaotian and thought, "What is this stinky girl thinking! If there was a diamond ring and a gold necklace, I would have given it to you a long time ago, curiosity killed the cat, don't you know this truth?"
Meng Xiaotian suddenly pointed her finger outside the door and shouted, "Wow, look, it's a flying saucer." ”
Lu Tang disdainful: "Childish ghost, where is the flying saucer from hell, a smart person like me will not be fooled." ”
Meng Xiaotian held her mouth and suddenly pointed out the door and shouted excitedly: "Wow, look, it's Batman!"
Lu Tang immediately turned his head and searched curiously: "Where is it? Where is Batman?"
Meng Xiaotian smiled secretly and thought, "The opportunity has come." She quickly approached Lu Tang and stretched out her head to look behind Lu Tang.
Lu Tang reacted that he had been fooled, seeing that Meng Xiaotian was about to discover the secret behind it, thinking of her panicked appearance last night, Lu Tang decided to continue to keep the secret. He quickly hugged Meng Xiaotian's face with both hands and kissed him directly.
Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang with wide eyes, standing there stupidly. Lu Tang knew that he was going to die this time anyway, so he closed his eyes and kissed Meng Xiaotian thoroughly.
"The shopkeeper is early! I slept so comfortably. Mink Yu came out of the room.
"Last night I dreamed that Mink Yu was hungry. Lu Zijing happily said to Li Yuankui, and the two walked out of the backyard.
Li Yuankui: "You didn't dream of her one day, that's thank God!"
The three of them coincidentally saw the picture of Lu Tang kissing Meng Xiaotian at the same time, and they were all stunned!
Mink Yu smiled evilly: "Wow!"
Li Yuankui: "The amount of information in this chapter is too much. ”
Lu Zijing: "I'm so envious, I haven't kissed Ermine Yu yet." ”
Meng Xiaotian said goodbye for too long and hurriedly pushed Lu Tang away, and the two looked at each other and gasped.
Mink Yu came down from the upstairs quickly: "Wow, the shopkeeper, you are too unrestrained, in broad daylight." ”
Lu Zijing: "That's it, she is only willing to kiss my face at night." ”
Mink Yu greedy: "Die!"
Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, when will you get married?" ”
Meng Xiaotian didn't know what to say, looking at everyone's coaxing eyes, she closed her eyes and shouted: "Lu Tang, I was killed by you!" and quickly ran back to the room.
Lu Tang smacked his lips: "Blame me?"
Lu Zijing hugged Lu Tang: "Boy, let's make it clear to you first, if you marry the shopkeeper, then you have to give us a salary increase." ”
Lu Tang: "Who said I was going to marry her!"
Li Yuankui gestured as he spoke: "You are all like that, like this, like that! If you don't get married, you want to play hooligan." ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "You dead straight man, get out." What era is it now, whoever says that if you are in love, you have to get married. ”
Lu Tang: "You misunderstood, I was actually trying to protect the shopkeeper just now, and I had to sacrifice my first kiss as a last resort." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Eh, what do you feel?" Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui also came up curiously.
Lu Tang thought for a while: "emmm... It's a little sweet. ”