On the new day, it actually rained in hell, and because it was already hot here, the rain was like boiling water, and it was extremely hot. Even if it falls to the ground, it will evaporate instantly, and the whole hell will be like a sauna.

It is estimated that those who still eat hot pot in this weather are neurotic, so today's hot pot restaurant is particularly deserted.

Meng Xiaotian locked herself in the room, carefully counting, and carefully counting the money she had earned recently.

Mink Yu is lying on the bed, making a mask, brushing Hell Weibo, and smirking at the video from time to time.

Speaking of Li Yuankui, he is in the kitchen, according to the instructions on the tablet, is researching a new hot pot base. This time, he's going to try the "Mediterranean salt flavor".

Lu Lingyun couldn't get out because of the rain, so she maintained her armor in the room, and there were books on the ground that were poked with holes.

Lu Zijing was sitting in the lobby reading with great interest, and he was very fascinated by it, as if the whole person had become one with the book. He nodded in praise while watching, tears appeared in the corners of his eyes, and he choked up: "Touching, it's so touching." Originally, he could have been more engrossed, but unfortunately a very cheap voice pulled him out of the book world again and again.

"Hahaha, it's hot, it's hot, it's fun, come again. Lu Tang laughed and rushed out of the store, and after a while, he ran back like a fat man. Since oni have no physical body, they recover extremely quickly. Lu Tang was happily playing in the rain there, and Lu Zijing looked at him very helplessly.

Lu Tang, this guy, laughed like a child, I'm sorry, he looked like a fool.

Hahaha, that's so interesting. Lu Tang ran in again, and beckoned to Lu Zijing after recovering: "Brother Zijing, do you have an appointment, together." ”

Lu Zijing put the book down and stood up, and dragged Lu Tang in: "Make an appointment with your sister." I'm reading a book, how can I read it like this? ”

Lu Tang seemed to be a little mistaken, he scratched his head: "Oh, you keep watching, I definitely won't bother you." ”

Lu Zijing looked at Lu Tang, went around to the seat and sat down, and continued to pick up the book. After a while, he fell into the book with all his attention. Lu Tang saw that he didn't stare at him anymore, and quietly slipped out of the door again.

Lu Zijing held his mouth and wanted to cry: "This novel is so good, so touching, it's just like the story of me and Mink Yu's gluttony." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" A very small but audible voice, full of lewd and obscene laughter, floated from outside the door, instantly pulling Lu Zijing out of the play. Lu Zijing looked out of the door strangely, and after a while, the laughter of "hey, hey, hey" floated in again.

Lu Zijing: "Lu Tang, is there a colored ghost outside the door?" You tell him to come back another day, and today we will rest. ”

There was silence outside the door for a while, and after Lu Zijing leaned his ears and made sure again, he lifted the book with anticipation. But as soon as he lifted it, the "hey, hey, hey" laugh came again. He couldn't bear to make a sound and walked out, and there was no one outside the door, only the sound kept echoing. If this situation is placed in the world, I am afraid that it can scare a group of people to death. Lu Zijing was very puzzled, fortunately he was a Taoist priest, and their senses were extremely sensitive, and they could see and perceive things that ordinary people couldn't feel.

Looking for this obscene laughter, Lu Zijing found Lu Tang who was secretly smiling behind the door.

Lu Ju looked back and saw him and quickly stood up: "Brother Zijing, aren't you reading, why did you come out?"

Lu Zijing: "You were laughing just now?"

Lu Tang: "Well, is there any problem, I have already controlled the sound to a minimum, so it shouldn't affect you." ”

Lu Zijing: "I beg you, you still laugh loudly, okay? Your voice just now spoiled my ears." ”

Lu Tang: "What kind of voice, isn't it this...."

Lu Zijing hurriedly covered Lu Tang's mouth, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Don't torture me anymore, okay!"

Lu Tang was puzzled, but when he saw that his ears were red, he had to nod. Seeing that Lu Tang agreed, Lu Zijing let go of his hand: "I said what are you laughing at here alone?

Lu Tang: "No, I just want to laugh when I think about the couple guests yesterday." ”

Lu Zijing: "Yesterday?"

Let's go back to yesterday when we ordered, the tough Lori girl ordered a "Ma Ma Love Me Pot". The special feature of this pot is not that you can get your mother's love after eating, but because it is filled with hundreds of peppercorns from all over the world.

"Do you two really want this pot?" Meng Xiaotian asked nervously.

"yes, is there a problem?" replied the female guest, touching her legs.

"Baby, isn't this a bit heavy, people are afraid of getting hot when they eat it. The male guest fiddled with the orchid finger angrily.

"No, that's what you want! If you want to forget something, you should eat hard and remember it. After touching her leg hair, the female guest began to scratch her armpit hair again.

Meng Xiaotian smiled: "May I ask what the two of you want to forget .....?"

Guest: "We want to forget about meeting his dad." ”

Male guest: "Nasty, baby, my dad provoked you, you have to forget him." ”

Female guest: "You don't know, I didn't know you at that time, and I mistook your father for you." ”

The male guest screamed, "What! you won't be.... It won't be...."

When the guys heard the story, they all gathered around the table curiously and asked, "Then what? And then? Isn't it better? Slept?"

Female guest: "How is it possible, I just kissed him." Who made their father and son so similar. ”

The guys were disappointed: "Cut, what's the matter?" ”

The male guest was still emotional, he slowly pointed at the female guest with trembling hands, and said slowly: "You soak my father, I want to be my mother." No wonder my dad was so red that day, and when he went back, he was beaten up by my mom. Why are you telling me?"

Female guest: "It's what they say, a pot can only forget one thing." ”

The male guest sat down, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly shouted, "Look! ”

"Hey, what's so funny about this, it's obviously a miserable love story. Lu Zijing touched Lu Tang's head: "I don't have a fever." ”

Lu Tang: "Don't you think his expression was funny at that time?"

Lu Zijing: "Hehe, this is a novel, how can you see the expression! You think we are filming a TV series, neurotic." ”

Li Yuankui carried the pot, happily walked out of the backyard, and put it on the table: "Hurry up, try the bottom of my newly invented pot." ”

Lu Zijing and Lu Tang looked curiously, there was only a white piece in the iron pot, and the bottom of the pot could not be seen, and there were some objects of unknown shape floating on the surface.

Lu Zijing: "Yuan Kui, we already have a clear soup pot here." ”

Li Yuankui took a spoon and scooped a spoonful: "This is not a clear soup, it's called a Mediterranean salt pot." Features it in 1 second to melt your tongue. Melt your heart in 2 seconds. Come on, taste it. ”

Lu Tang: "What's in here?"

Li Yuankui: "Ah, it's nothing, it's just 15 bags of salt, 20 bags of MSG and 30 bags of pickles." The Mediterranean, don't float some plants on it. ”

Lu Zijing sniffed and pinched his nose: "Lu Tang, hurry up and taste it." ”

Lu Tang: "Why me!"

Lu Zijing snatched the spoon and fed it directly to Lu Tang, Lu Tang smacked his lips, his face turned pale after 1 second, and his whole body convulsed and fell down after 2 seconds.

Lu Zijing: "Damn! Look, this is delicious to death!"

When Li Yuankui heard this, he happily picked up the pot: "Did you succeed the first time? Eh, oh my god, I'm really a genius in the culinary world! I'll go back and add some ingredients." ”

Lu Zijing waved goodbye: "Study slowly." He looked at Lu Tang, who was motionless on the ground, and said with satisfaction: "No one disturbs me reading now." ”

Half an hour later, Lu Tang struggled to get up from under the table, his face was pale, and his whole body was as shriveled as a skeleton.

Lu Zijing was so frightened that he leaned back and fell, he quickly got up, and Lu Tang was no longer in sight. "Am I dazzled!"

"Grandpa, what are you doing, can you play with me for a while?" Lu Lingyun walked down carrying Fang Tian's halberd.

Lu Zijing: "Lingyun, did you see anything just now?"

Lu Lingyun: "No." Then I saw you sitting there with no soul. ”

Lu Zijing rubbed his eyes, quickly bent down and looked under the table, there was nothing under the empty table, "I think it's better for me to go back to the house and rest." ”

"Eh, grandpa, grandpa!" Seeing Lu Zijing go directly to the backyard, Lu Lingyun pouted unhappily.

She twisted her head and practiced her marksmanship. At this moment, a swift figure ran behind the counter.

Lu Lingyun noticed something, and immediately turned around and took aim with a halberd: "Who?"

There was no response at the counter, only the sound of turning things down was heard, and Lu Lingyun approached cautiously. Suddenly, a white skeleton jumped out, and Lu Lingyun was frightened and screamed. The skeleton jumped over and clung to her, shouting "Blood... Blood... Blood!"

Lu Lingyun was a little scared, but after all, he was a martial arts practitioner, and as soon as he found the opportunity, he kicked him in the crotch, and the white skeleton fell to the ground, and Lu Lingyun was able to get out.

The crowd heard the little girl's cry and rushed out of the house. Lu Zijing saw the skeleton and shouted, "Wait... Wait... Wait for me to get the peachwood sword!"

I saw the white skeleton looking out of the door and running quickly.

Meng Xiaotian: "Catch him! Don't let him run." ”

Mink Yu stepped on the fence and flew lightly, stopped at the door, blocking the skeleton's way: "Where did the monster come from! Even the children are bullied." ”

The skeleton shouted "Blood, Blood, Blood" and rushed over frantically.

Mink Yu was greedy: "What an immortal guy, I'll let you taste my aunt's big sword today!" After speaking, he pulled out of his long hair, and a silver shining sword was pulled out. She slashed at the skeleton quickly, and the skeleton's hand was slashed, clutching and screaming, turning to run.

Lu Lingyun poked the halberd, and the skeleton quickly knelt down and dodged, and then hid under the table.

Mink Yu flew to Lu Lingyun's side, and the two glanced at each other, the corners of their mouths rose slightly.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Are you alright, little brat?"

Lu Lingyun: "Light work is good. ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "Your marksmanship is not bad. ”

Li Yuankui ran over with the pot: "You all dodge, let me burn this monster!" After speaking, he sprinkled the pot in a dashing manner, and the hot soup roared out wildly.

There was a scream from under the table, and the skeleton sprang out. Lu Zijing ran out of the backyard with a peachwood sword. He and Li Yuankui blocked the door.

The skeleton ran out of the door frantically, crashed into them and ran out of the door, Lu Zijing looked at the skeleton and frowned, squinted his eyes and said, "Why do I think he is a little familiar." ”

Meng Xiaotian quickly snatched Fang Tian's halberd, and with a beautiful throw, Fang Tian's halberd flew out, and a scream came from outside the door. Meng Xiaotian clapped her hands and said proudly: "It's done! Go out and collect the corpse." Eh, where's Lu Tang?"