Jiaqi likes to watch cartoons very much, at that time there was no joy and gray wolf, but there was a little foolish god, the blue cat naughty three thousand questions, cat and mouse, the big-headed son and the small-headed father, and a stupid cat, these are all cartoons that Jiaqi likes to watch very much, Jiaqi's favorite thing to watch is the big windmill column, and she will shout excitedly every night when the time comes: "The big windmill has started!" Then I couldn't wait to sit on the couch and stare at the TV screen with big eyes without blinking, and I would sit and watch with her at that time, because I was also an otaku who liked to watch cartoons.

Usually when there are no cartoons on TV, Jiaqi will ask me to show her cartoons from the computer, and then she will occupy my computer, which makes me feel the urge to buy another computer. Because the cartoons that Jiaqi watched were a bit outdated and childish for me. At my age, I prefer to watch Hollywood movies, martial arts movies, action movies, and island movies...... Jiaqi definitely won't like to watch it.

Jiaqi is a very interesting girl, but she listens to me, she likes to eat jellies, candy, popsicles and ice cream, in the summer of 2005, Jiaqi and I went to the market to buy her a vest, I saw the refrigerator and bought her a popsicle, and she fell in love with popsicles and ice cream from then on, and every time I went out, she would pull me to small shops and shops where there were refrigerators, which really made me laugh and cry. Sometimes when I deliberately disobey her and go in the opposite direction, she will be so anxious that she will stomp her feet and then purse her little lips to show a sad look like she is about to cry.

Seeing her cry always made me a little unbearable, so I had to buy him it, but as soon as she got the ice cream, she immediately smiled.

That's when I knew I had been deceived by this wicked little witch.

At a young age, Jiaqi learned to lie to me about this "papa".

This happened a few times, and then I went straight home with a whole box of popsicles, and it made Jiaqi so happy that she screamed and jumped in the hall with excitement.

But I wouldn't give her a popsicle so cheaply, and every time Jiaqi wanted to get a popsicle, I would hold down the door on the lower level of the refrigerator and deliberately wouldn't let her open it, so anxious that she would look at me with an anxious expression, and then I would take the opportunity to say the conditions.

"I said I liked Papa, so I gave Kiki a popsicle. If you don't say it, you won't give it to Kiki. ”

Hearing me say this, Kiki immediately said sweetly: "Kiki likes papa." Papa gives popsicles ~~"

"Say it three times. Three times. ”

Jiaqi became even more anxious, and could only obey me: "Kiki...... I like papa~~Kiki likes papa~~Kiki likes papa~~"

"Kiki is just good. I opened the refrigerator with a smile and took out the popsicle to Jiaqi, who immediately smiled happily, called "wow" twice, and ran to see the big windmill with the popsicle.

It's just that because I was too happy that day, I ate too much popsicle for Jiaqi in a row, and as a result, she actually had diarrhea, and she was sloppy in the toilet, splashing everywhere, which was very scary, and almost made me vomit.

In the end, I took her to a nearby clinic to get an antidiarrheal medication, and it took a day and a half for her to stop.

After that, Jiaqi really didn't dare to eat more popsicles, and under my indoctrination, she also knew the truth that "eating too much popsicle will cause diarrhea", and she didn't dare to eat more popsicles after that.

In addition to popsicles, Jiaqi also likes to eat fruits, including pears and grapes, as well as peaches, fresh lychees and pomegranates. Especially pomegranates, Jiaqi likes to eat the shiny seeds inside one by one, and likes to dig out the seeds inside and put them on the table, arranging them to play.

After that, Jiaqi still likes to eat walnuts, but the shell of walnuts is too hard, she is small, and her strength is too small, she can't break it at all, she can only hold walnuts in her hands every time, look at them with her eyes, and then after looking at them for a while, she will run to my feet and say, "Papa, open it." ”

At that time, I will show my "ability", first knock the walnut on the ground, and when the crack is knocked out, my fingernails will be inserted along the crack of the walnut, and with a little force, the walnut will be broken in half, and then I will dig out the fine walnut flesh one by one, spread it out in my hand, and send it to Jiaqi's mouth.

At this time, Jiaqi will open her small mouth, stretch out her pink slender little tongue, and obediently add the walnut meat on my palm, like an obedient kitten.

As Jiaqi grows older, there are more and more stories between me and her, for example, the most heartwarming thing for me is teaching Jiaqi to draw, because I am also good at drawing, so teaching Jiaqi to draw is also a key course for her. Once, I was watching TV in the living room, and it turned out that Jiaqi saw Jiaqi painting on the sofa on the side, and she was facing away from me at the time, so I didn't see what he was drawing, so my curiosity rose, so I walked up and looked at it from behind, but I saw that she was drawing a human face, and the face was drawn very simply, that is, a circle is a face, and there are two small dots in the circle that are considered eyes, and there are three hairs on the top of the head that are considered hair, and then there is no nose or ears, and it is directly a straight line under the eyes, which is considered a mouth.

Jiaqi just drew people's faces, one after another, but all of them were one expression, one expression without a smile.

Seemingly dissatisfied with her drawing, Jiaqi also frowned lightly, muttered a small mouth, and showed a dissatisfied look.

I put on my face and smiled and looked at Jiaqi's painting up close, and when I saw the picture, Jiaqi was a little frightened, but soon Jiaqi picked up the picture and asked me sadly, "Papa, why, why don't people smile?"

Hearing Jiaqi's question, I looked at the picture and understood that she asked me how to draw a human face to make people's expressions smile.

I smiled, took Jiaqi's colored pen and white paper, and said, "Kiki, you see, you have to draw like this, so that people's mouths are bent down, so that people can laugh." ”

As I spoke, I also drew a human face, but when I drew the mouth of the character, I did not draw a straight straight line like Jiaqi, but drew a curved curve like a small boat.

Seeing my drawing method, Jiaqi seemed to suddenly realize, and opened her round eyes: "I know!

I returned the colored pen to Jiaqi, and Jiaqi immediately drew the face in my way, but she also had an epiphany, and then the corners of the face and mouth were curved upward, and all of them turned into smiling faces.

"Kiki, why doesn't this person have a nose and ears?"

"Nose...... ...... ears?"

When I asked this, Jiaqi was also stunned, blinking her eyes, as if she had found a fatal mistake.

"Why not?" I asked, smiling, taking Jiaqi's drawing, staring at her.

"Because, because ......"

"Because of what?"

Forced by me repeatedly, Jiaqi didn't know how to answer, her black grape-like eyes turned to the right, and she didn't seem to find a reason, and finally she suddenly laughed at me and shouted: "Because there is none!!"

I couldn't stop crying or laughing

"No, why not?"

"Because...... Because ......"

"Because of what?"

"Because I ate it......!!"

Jiaqi's eyes were wide open, but her mouth was full of smiles, and she replied stupidly, which was really cute.

Jiaqi is really cute, so cute that it is difficult to have the slightest evil thoughts about her. Of course, just because it's hard to produce doesn't mean it won't. Every few days, I would bathe Jiaqi, and we would soak in the tub together, and I would lie with my back against the edge of the tub, while Jiaqi would kneel in the steamy warm water, face me and spread out to let me wipe every part of her body.

Sometimes Jiaqi will let out a little fart when she takes a bath, and at that time, a small blister will rise up along Jiaqi's little buttocks, like a bunch of transparent grapes, rushing to the surface of the water, and then slowly dissolving. Jiaqi will also find it funny and go to catch bubbles in the water.

When I bathed Jiaqi, because Jiaqi's ears were still young, I didn't instill in her any knowledge about sex, and I was her only relative, so she was not afraid of me touching her body and lower body.

Sometimes I would pick up a bath towel and wipe her lower body, touch the soft skin that was completely different from the skin around me, and then gradually go deeper into the valley of flowers, wanting to explore the mysterious sacred garden, and then Jiaqi would giggle and say with a grin, "It's so itchy, hehe." ”

If I push a little harder, my fingers go a little deeper, and when I touch that barrier, she will frown, and her eyebrows will be closer, showing a painful expression, and sometimes she will cry out "ah", and I will stop in time at that time. She's still too young, I'm the only person she trusts, I can't bear to do anything to her, I don't want to hurt her yet.

After a while, I went to the mall again, saw some early childhood education CDs, and bought them back, and showed them to Jiaqi when I got home. Chinese characters, after buying back these CDs, I asked Jiaqi to watch them, but Jiaqi only watched them for about three or four days, and then she lost interest, refused to watch them, and still liked to watch the big windmills, at that time I forced her to watch them, and she still said she didn't like it, so I had to watch them with her, which raised her to reluctantly accept watching early childhood education films.

Gradually, Jiaqi learned a lot of knowledge from early childhood education films, mainly some stories, such as classic stories such as the wolf came and the monk carrying water, as well as some stories about frogs and cows, farmers and snakes. These stories reminded me of the stories my father told me when I was a child, so from then on, it became a must-do to tell Jiaqi every night before going to bed, and children just love to listen to stories, even if they have been told several times, she will listen carefully when you tell them again.

After a long time, I told Jiaqi a lot of stories, and Jiaqi gradually learned to tell stories.

For example, one day, when Jiaqi was lying on the sofa and rolling, I teased Jiaqi, clapped my hands, and asked her, "Qiqi, tell a story to Papa, come on." ”

Hearing my words, Jiaqi stopped rolling and knelt on the couch and looked at me with a grin, rolling her eyes as if thinking.

"Uh-huh......" Kiki blinked her eyes and pouted.

"Kiki, speak quickly. I urged.

"Hmm...... Once upon a time, there was a little frog...... And then, and then ......"

"And then what?"

"The little frog wanted to grow up quickly, and when he saw a big buffalo by the river, it was very big, and it swelled its belly and wanted to be as big as it......

"And then, what happened to the little frog?"

And then ...... The buffalo advised it not to do so, but the little frog did not listen...... Still have to swell up your belly......"

"What happened to the little frog in the end?"

"Finally, at last the little frog's belly is blown up!" Little Jiaqi spread her hands and laughed, indicating that her story was over.

When I told her this story before, it was almost like this, and at this point, it's actually over, but I still have to test her.

"What happened to the little frog after his belly burst?" I continued.

Jiaqi rolled her eyes, I hadn't told her the next story before, so she naturally didn't know how to make it up.

"And then, then......" Jiaqi bit her little finger with her small mouth, her big eyes lit up, and finally said to me, "No!"

At that time, I really wanted to pick her up and kiss her.

And in fact, I did the same, seeing Jiaqi's playful and lovely appearance, I hugged her as soon as I could, and my lips were against her soft little face like steamed buns, and the "um" was a heavy mouthful.

When I kissed her, Jiaqi's two little feet fluttered in the air, her eyes were tightly closed, and her little face was deformed by me, as if she was very uncomfortable, making a "uh-huh" sound.

"Papa, it hurts so much~"

Jiaqi squinted at me softly with some disgust, blinking her eyes with long eyelashes.

At that time, I really wanted to laugh out loud, maybe every man has an instinctive desire to flirt with women in his bones.