Chapter 6: Don't Talk to Strangers!

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The benevolent chief began to be a little proud, but it was a pity that he started very late, and he had not yet cultivated the magic power of "Shunfeng Ear", and he didn't know that there were already people behind him who were scolding him for being a pig!

In other words, the good man can be said to be chasing the stars and the moon at this time, and he quickly came to the secret room to meet Jing Yizi at the speed of running and killing 10 BMWs in ancient times. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

"Grand Elder, I haven't had enough to eat or sleep these days, and I've been as thin as a monkey, but I finally lived up to your high expectations! Haha......"

"Dead? Butcher Zhang is dead, and you can't eat meat, can't you? Have you forgotten how you found the bronze coins before?" said Jing Yizi with a look of disdain.

The benevolent chief reacted at once and said, "Yes, if there is a 'Kong Fang' and thousands of 'Kong Fang', we can build a 'Kong Fang Army'!

Seeing this, some readers want to ask, "What do the 'four trump cards' forces such as the dragon group do?

It happened a few days ago.

Jing Yizi: "Good chief, the 'Four Trump Cards' will be freely deployed by you for the time being, and you must find Kong Fang as soon as possible!"

Ben Chang: "Yes, thank you for the appreciation of the Great Elder, the disciple will definitely live up to expectations and complete the task handed over by the successful sect!"

However, not long after Jingichiko left, Shanchang looked at the group of people with unique personalities and distinct images in front of him, standing in four squares clearly, waiting for his orders in place, and he began to open his mind!

After thinking about it in his heart for a long time, the good chief ordered: "The 'Dragon Group' has first-class combat skills, and from today onwards, it will be responsible for upgrading team battles; the 'Alien Association' each has enviable superpowers, and can know the news that others don't know in advance, which is suitable for digging treasures, playing boos, opening treasure chests, and lottery draws; the 'Spiritual Academy' has amazing stamina, so they are responsible for brushing machines and dungeons; and the 'Non-Human Research Center' is engaged in scientific research, and should also be involved in business, and the business should be competent in the game." I believe that with the efforts of everyone present, our 'game overlord' status is just around the corner!"

After revealing the secret, go back to the text!

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Tall and magnificent, thick and sturdy, a good door that is still shining golden after the vicissitudes of life, there are four large gilded characters on the gate, which invisibly betrays this gate, and this gate has a resounding name - the gate of heaven.

Kong Fang was standing outside the door of the "Gate of Heaven" at this time, not that he didn't want to go in, but that the gate of Heaven was closed, and he couldn't get in at all, and there were some souls who had nowhere to return like him. There are many kinds of souls, people, demons, spirits, birds and beasts, as long as there is something to think of, there are almost all of them here.

After some inquiry, Kong Fang had a preliminary understanding of this place.

This place is called "Soul Shelter", and it is located at the junction of heaven and hell, and the concentration of souls. Enter the "Gate of Heaven" and say, "Enter Heaven!" and enter the entrance of Hell and shout: "Go to Hell!"

If there are people who do not love peace and deliberately "play hooligans" here, they will be hunted down and killed by all the powerful people, and they will not rest until death. Therefore, the soul support center is also called the "invincible soul support place". There have been souls who have likened themselves to orphans, orphanages to orphanages, and heaven and hell to new homes after being adopted.

There is a story that the soul rejoices about. Legend has it that one day in the primeval period, when there was a faint sadness in the air, an old monk quietly came here with a thin earth dog and a rooster that looked like a crane. The old monk came here for only one purpose -- to enter heaven! Unfortunately, the door was closed and he could not enter. So, the old monk sat on the ground and waited for the "gate of heaven" to open. Wait, wait, wait, time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, on this day, the "Gate of Heaven" finally opened, and a voice suddenly came from inside the door: "Congratulations to Daoist friends, please enter heaven!" The old monk's eyes flashed, and he pinched his fingers with both hands and said: "I didn't think that this sitting is ten thousand years of time!" The words were closed, and the old monk took a chicken and a dog around him into heaven. Then, there is no then, this is the story of "one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven". (Auditory hallucinations: What kind of chickens and dogs, they haven't hung for 10,000 years, could it be that your breed is special?)

Through this story, the souls came to a conclusion: "The immortal angels would rather have a kind of call, the Buddha is the Tao, and if you want to enter heaven, you must first attain the Tao!" As for how the old monk attained the Tao, due to the age, there is no soul to care about. As a result, the number of monks who became monks suddenly increased by hundreds or thousands of times, and one of them later became a household name, and this big man had a famous mantra: "Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha!"

"Damn, this has to wait until the vicissitudes of life, I think it's still the same as the former soul, just go to hell together. Kong Fang deflated.

"Little brother, don't worry, this road is not passable, there is a second road to go, the so-called 'all roads lead to Rome', there is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts. As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle will be sharpened into ・・・・・・" An old soul patiently opened the hole square road, "Look at the direction of three o'clock over there!"

"Eh, the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, convex and backward, ready to come out, eye-catching, really eye-catching, eye-catching!" Kong Fang said with a pervert-like look.

The old soul retorted: "What kind of eyes? I'll let you see the cross-eyed one next to him. ”

Kong Fang looked at it, frowned slightly, and puzzled: "Look at what he is doing, although his appearance is not one in ten thousand, he is also a rare strange man in the world, but it shouldn't be for this reason, right?"

The old soul said: "People are dressed in clothes and horses are saddled, and dogs are running with bells, don't look at him well, but his family background is good, his family slaves eat bowls of mixed sauce noodles, which are all left knives and right forks with dry red, do you believe it? Don't say you don't believe it, it will only make people think that you are 'envious, jealous and hate!'"

"Jokes, I'll envy him, unless I'm funny in the head, kicked by a donkey, or caught in a crack in the door. Kong Fang scoffed.

The old soul said: "I know you won't admit it, and I'm too lazy to go around in circles with you, let me tell you the truth, this person's name is Hua Da Shao, but the brother-in-law of the seventh aunt of the fourth uncle of Michael's grandson's nephew, and have a good relationship with him, and it will not be far from the gate of heaven, otherwise, it will be far away, you have to firmly grasp this hard-won opportunity, he likes men, cherish the present, cherish the present, tomorrow will be better!"

"No, I can't, I can't convince myself to be on par with Brokeback Mountain. ”

"So you choose Hell? Are you sure you chose to jump into that pit instead of going through the gates of heaven?"

"I ・・・・・・" Kong Fang hesitated a little.

"Heaven or hell?"

"I choose hell. Kong Fang said slowly, and after finishing speaking, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

After hearing this, the old soul suddenly rushed forward, went up and gave Kong Fang a hard kick, and said while kicking: ", the mud can't support the wall, and the rotten wood can't be carved!"

"You, you have a funny head, you actually dare to move your feet against me in the 'Invincible Soul Support', aren't you afraid of the retribution of the mighty? You dare to defy the wind in front of the 'Treaty of Peaceful Coexistence' signed by all the powers!" Kong Fang asked in pain while holding his lower abdomen.

"Haha・・・・・・ haha・・・・・・" The old soul's laughter was like the wild laughter of the villain when he was excited.

"It's not good, the old bastard still wants to kick me and abuse me. Kong Fang secretly said in his heart, "Oops!" His body quickly reacted instinctively, and he hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and turned around to make a hundred-meter sprint towards the soul group.

It's too late, it's fast, and Kong Fang is about to rush into the soul group. At this time, the old soul used a powerful "killer move", which was a long-lost kung fu in the human world - foot qigong. The old soul threw out a kick in the air, and slashed Kong Fang's buttocks with an unstoppable attitude, Kong Fang's buttocks were attacked, and in a gust of painful wind, he took the "first step" that affected his future life without his control, and the arrow flew into a deep pit, which was the entrance to hell!

", you're crazy! Where did I provoke you? That's right, what kind of trouble is this?"

Kong Fang suddenly remembered a TV series he had watched, and the name of this TV series was Don't Talk to Strangers!

The sky is still so vast, the white clouds are still so chic, not far from the deep pit, in a clear river, a little red carp is free to play happily in the water, swimming around, so happy!

The old soul stood on the bank of the river, looking at the little red carp, without saying a word, as if he had an understanding.

"The kid is presumptuous, dare to make trouble in the soul support house, you are still the first in tens of thousands of years!"

The old soul looked at the speaker, and saw that there were three bears who had come to trouble him—a black bear, a grizzly bear, and a polar bear.

Seeing that it was a three-headed bear, the old soul was full of confidence, and said disdainfully: "What if it's me, just rely on your three stupid bears, you don't deserve to lift my shoes, what can you do to me?"

"Wow wow, wow, I'm angry, the black bear doesn't threaten, when I'm a sick cat!"

"Third child, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil! Polar Bear stopped.

"Okay, listen to you, who made you the 'second'. The black bear held back his anger for a while, and asked coldly to the old soul, "Who are you, and what are your intentions?"