"The tree is dead, and the person is alive! There is no master here, there is a place to stay here, there is no place to stay here, there is no place to go, and the master has his own place to go!"

A pig-headed demon has a frank chest and exposed breasts, holding a nine-toothed nail rake in both hands, beating and smashing things when he sees them, which can be said to have brought the destruction to the fullest. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In the end, the pig-headed demon finally stopped in front of a cell, "Well, I'm so angry that I am an old pig, I dare to use criminal law against the descendants of my pig demon clan, Lord Yama, my old pig is not finished with you." ”

"Canopy, listen to my explanation, Benjun really doesn't know that there is a fat pig imprisoned in the prison······"

"Hmph, what a lively, cute, and energetic little girl, who has become a fat pig in the mouth of your Lord Yama? Also, does the word 'fat pig' you said mean something, is it secretly scolding my old pig?"

"Too lazy to die, have eaten and slept, have slept and eaten, it can also be called 'lively and cute, vibrant', and 'vigorous' is generally used on teenagers, or the first time I heard that it is used on a fat and stupid sow, not with this dead pig in general, otherwise I will find that splashing monkey to make trouble, or hurry up and send it out of the way is the best policy!" Tianpeng, there must be an inside story in this matter, it is all the wine bags and rice barrels below that are full of food and have nothing to do, in the abuse of lynching, after this gentleman finds out the truth, he will definitely severely punish these bastards and give you a satisfactory explanation, what do you think?"

"Cut, what you say is high-sounding, one set in front of you, another set behind your back, the official words are open, it's not for you to say? My old pig will believe you? In my old pig's opinion, your poor credit is not as good as the condom in the world, and if you say it, you will break it!" After a sneer, the pig-headed demon held the fat pig in his arms, and his head did not turn back.

Now the trouble is big, as soon as he thinks of the splashing monkey, the king of Yama began to sweat on his head, and he was anxious to fight with the ants on the hot pot, and sighed: "Oh, how should this be good?"

Seeing such a scene, the new judge, the Lonely Island Pig Beast, stepped forward and said: "Lord Yama, don't worry, I have a way." ”

"What is the best strategy for the Judge of the Lonely Island against the enemy?

"The islanders have their own clever plans, I have a bag here, Lord Yama can open it when no one is around, and then act according to the plan, and he will definitely be able to surrender the army without a fight. ”

After Lord Yama hurriedly opened the bag and looked at it, he laughed and said, "Haha······ In such a second, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder!"

On this day, Lord Yama secretly summoned the underworld jailer "Splash Skin" Lai Jiu.

"Lai Jiu, are you guilty?"

"I'm not guilty, what's the crime?"

"Abusing lynching on a sow, provoking Zhu Bajie, who can't be provoked, do you want to let that monkey come to make me 'can't afford to hurt', you know how much trouble you have caused me!"

"Damn, the snoring of that dead fat pig caused me to lose a lot of money, will I not vent with it? Besides, it's causing trouble, can't you just find a way to solve the trouble, can you make such a fuss? You are also a lord of Yama!"

", what kind of attitude do you have, do you talk to Benjun like this? The key is that you can't get into trouble that can't be solved, Benjun can't do anything, so he has to use you to apologize, you are asking for more blessings. ”

"Hmph, just because you stupid Hades want to cure me? It's still far away, Lao Tzu, I used to mix on the road, I walked more bridges than you walked, and I ate more salt than you have eaten rice. Now, although my brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, there are still legends of my brother everywhere in the rivers and lakes, and now the 'Red Devil', 'Smiling Tiger', 'Viagra', 'Mazi', 'Crazy Knife'······ I used to be a little brother under me, and it's not an exaggeration to say that I am now the godfather of the entire underworld, a veritable underground king, if I accidentally blow one day, the whole world will tremble!"

"Then have you ever heard of such a saying, 'Sooner or later, you will have to pay it back!'" Lord Yama sneered.

On the same day, the monkey met a female goblin on the road, and the monkey took the initiative to stop the way of the female goblin, and yelled at the female goblin: "You female goblin who doesn't know whether to live or die! Shi spread out, and never met an opponent!"

After hearing this, the female goblin said coquettishly: "After a while, grandpa will have to take it easy, and the slave family may not be able to bear it." ”

The monkey was about to take out the stick on his body and kill the female goblin, but halfway through he killed a monk with a long face and big ears: "Where did the female Bodhisattva come from, the old pig is polite, the female Bodhisattva is so beautiful!"

"Idiot, it's a good thing for me to spoil my grandson again, and voila! the female goblins have scared you away. ”

"Brother Monkey, originally born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other. Everyone is a demon generation, why are you bothered?"

"Hmph, I think you saw that the female goblin was beautiful, and the female goblin was fascinated. ”

The big-eared monk hurriedly swallowed a mouthful of saliva that had accumulated for a long time in his mouth, and said: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and color eating is also! The Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!'"

"Hmph, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, what a stupid pig, begging to beat!"

"Hey, it hurts! Brother Monkey, don't pull my ears, the old pig doesn't dare······ Don't dare!"

"Look at how dare you chew your tongue like a fool!" the monkey scolded.

Who knows, the big-eared monk suddenly howled and cried, "Brother Monkey, you have to be the master of my old pig, the old Yama bullied my descendants of the pig demon clan, my old pig kindly stepped forward to reason with him, he not only did not listen, but also bullied my old pig with weak strength, despicable use of despicable 'crowd tactics' to take down my old pig, fortunately, my old pig is alert, 'strategic retreat' fast, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable, my old pig may have been slaughtered and eaten by him."

Hearing this, the monkey asked, "Do you have my name?"

"It's okay not to report it, it's even worse, after reporting it, the old king of Hades was immediately furious, saying that he was trying to find you to settle old accounts, and he wanted to pick up your monkey skin, dismantle your monkey bones, smoke your monkey tendons, drink your monkey blood, eat your monkey brains, open a Bi Ma Wen, close his mouth and another Bi Ma Wen, and the scolding is ugly. ”

"Really?"

"Seriously!"

"Sure enough?"

"Sure enough!"

"Is there a witness?"

"My old pig is the best witness, this matter is true, if there is a little false, my old pig thunders and splits, and he will not die well, and he will enter hell forever after death!"

"Well, I'm angry with my grandson!Good old Hades, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, my old grandson wants you to look good!" The monkey's eyes were red, his muscles swelled, and he took out the stick on his body and didn't hit anyone, but he was self-absorbed in various chic poses.

"It's so strong!" the big-eared monk secretly excitedly said: "Unconsciously, Brother Monkey not only fully comprehended the power of 'bloodline madness', but also surpassed the original 'selfless realm' beyond the personal limit, once again surpassed the limit, and used the big killing move of 'self-refining trick', this time it is more fun, and the old Hades is even more miserable now, haha! You deserve to bully the descendants of my pig demon clan." ”

In the world of 'crabs', there are many masters, countless cattle, and perverts are piled up, so it's better to cause less trouble, because no one knows which one will hide such a peerless strongman, not all masters will come out and expose themselves blindly, 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger' is no longer someone's 'patent'!

"Hey, hey, hey······ I'm going to make you miserable!"

Therefore, in order to minimize the offense of going to 'eggs and stones' to offend strong enemies, some 'old foxes' will quickly investigate their birth history, interpersonal relationships, personal hobbies, martial arts paths, and life deeds in the first time they meet a new face······ Some of them are even precise to the point of being outrageous, which girl they slept with yesterday, how many times a week, what color of underwear, what brand, what habitual movements... Finally, add a sentence, other data to be updated! According to the classification of the level, the fat pig should obviously be classified into the "not to provoke" group, but unfortunately there are still some people who do not know the market, but want to provoke!

Target: A fat pig. Provoking people: 'Former Judge' Kong Fang, 'Splash' Lai Jiu. Top Jar Man: 'Scapegoat' Lord Yama.

In the study, Lai Jiugao, who was 'splashing', sat on the Taishi chair, and the Lord of Yama poured tea and water!

"Brother Jiu, you said earlier that there was someone above you, and I would never let him have a misunderstanding just now. ”

"Lao Tzu, this is called 'low-key', you little minion knows a fart! Back in the day, Lao Tzu and I worshipped the Jade Emperor, soaked horses with Zeus, studied Buddhism with Rulai, destroyed with Satan, ate peaches with the Queen Mother, saved suffering with Guanyin, and spread faith with the gods of light······ Do you have to write these old men and stick them on their faces?"

"Brother Jiu, can you share a thing or two of your success tips with Xiao Wang, if you can, Xiao Wang is grateful, and there is nothing to repay, if Brother Jiu has a place to get Xiao Wang in the future, Xiao Wang is a knife in the ribs, and he will not give up!"

"Actually, it's nothing, and it can be summed up as an eight-character mantra, 'Tian is shameless, do what he likes!'"

As everyone knows, at this moment, there is already a rare big storm in the world is quietly coming!

Troublemakers: A pig and a monkey.

Troublemaker Status: In the middle of the road!

"Brother Monkey, should we let the 'somersault cloud' hurry up a little faster?"

"Don't worry, my grandson is in good shape now, and I can further improve the 'trick of self-cultivation' on the road, and then my grandson's strength will skyrocket again······!

The monkey uses the 'self-refining trick' on the 'somersault cloud' to pose in various chic poses and is self-intoxicated!