Chapter 7 The Bears Alliance
"Attempt? What kind of attempt can there be? Now that the world has changed, do you know what's the point of attention now, the two words are harmonious······ It's harmony, we have washed the Dragon King Temple - the family doesn't know the family. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" said the old soul with a hippie smile.
"Who is the same family as you? Wasn't it quite bullish just now? Why are you cowardly now? You should turn your face like a book. "The black bear's nostrils are pointing out of the airway.
Grizzly Bear's expression was more direct, and he rushed up and gave the old soul a bear paw, and after the fight, Grizzly Bear was stunned for a moment, "Impossible, with the strength of this bear, a bear paw will not be damaged at all, looking at the ancient and modern beings who can have such strength, could it be said that today Ben Xiong has met a strong man who is at the same level as the boss?"
"Impossible?"
"No ······"
Black bears and polar bears are also amazed.
Seeing this, the old soul interrupted the three bears' thoughts, and scolded with a smile, "Okay, you stinky grizzly bear, you have been with me for the longest time, and even you don't know me, is your skin itchy······?" (Auditory hallucinations: You know that birds have been described before, so they are omitted here, so as not to make up the number of words.) ”
"Boss!"
"Boss!"
"Boss!"
After the polar bear, the black bear and the grizzly bear spoke in unison, they all stepped forward and hugged the giant panda, and flowed out happy horse urine, the giant panda was affected by the emotions of the three brothers who had been separated for many years, and the circles under his eyes began to redden. Tears of excitement flowed out, and the giant panda sounded an old song in his heart at this time, "My good brother, you said to me that life is rare to have ups and downs, and you still have to live a strong life······"
In the bear cave, the four bears gathered together at a table to play mahjong, saying that it was a bear hole, but in fact it was a mansion more luxurious than a mansion.
"Boss, in fact, we shouldn't blame us for not recognizing you, if you want to blame, you have to blame yourself for not showing your true identity earlier, and you have to wear a painted skin, so that we can guess there, I am a little skeptical that you are deliberately playing with bears······"
"Humph!" the panda glared.
"Oh, I haven't seen you all these years, boss, you're more wise and powerful······ Cattle fork ······ Drag ······ Cock ······ My admiration for the boss has reached the point where it is like a surging river, and like a field where the Yellow River is overflowing and out of control. ”
"Haha, you're not bad, your strength has grown, make persistent efforts, and achieve better results!" Panda put on a leadership posture.
"Boss!" interrupting the hypocrisy of the two bears, the black bear's eyes glowed with excitement, and he said with some excitement: "You are looking for a few old brothers this time, is there any big deal?"
"Damn, do you think it's still the era of the Five Bears in troubled times? How many times have I told you, we are now in the Heroic Bear Alliance, and you and I have both received the certificate of good citizenship, so we will no longer do murder, arson, and robbery. The panda reprimanded the black bear in a foul mouth, and after a change of words, the panda said: "Actually, it's okay to do it occasionally, as long as the hands and feet are done cleanly, don't leave people with handles, and let people have something to say." ”
"Hey······ Understood, good citizens······ Good Citizen ······ Great good people!" The black bear blinked, looking like a bear that everyone knows, God knows, you know and I know.
This is just a small episode in the game, and the game continues.
"A tube!"
"Touch, twenty thousand!"
"Draw the cards, Basuo!"
"Basuohu!"
"No, I made a mistake, I didn't hit Basuo, I hit 90,000!"
"Haha, I'm nonsense, all the same!"
"I'm also hu, yes, yes!"
"Give money for money!"
"Don't give it! You guys are out of the way, I won't play anymore. The black bear pushed the card angrily.
The bear cave was quiet for a while, I wonder if this is the calm before the storm?
It's better to come early than to come by chance, seeing that a good show is about to start, the author of this play has already thought about the name of this play in advance, it is called "Ravaging the Black Bear", but unfortunately the play did not start, and a Chen bite gold was killed halfway!
"The patriarch of the Shenri Clan, Aoris Jingsen, presented the 'Three Great Artifacts' to my 'Ying Bear Alliance' to ask for peace, I wonder if the great powers want to see it?"
"See! let him in. ”
"See, why don't you see it? Get close to the birds, my favorite!"
"See, I'll ravage the birds—one will fight, the other will suffer!"
"Haha, come on!"
The bears said a word, and I said a word, as if they had discovered a new thing, and they all responded positively as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
Ao Niao Jingsen came to the headquarters of the "British Bear Alliance" with apprehension, this time he surrendered with the last hope of the people, in order to show his sincerity, he humbly learned from the ancients, naked, carrying thorns on his back to come here, swimming naked on the road, and accepting strange eyes will not be discussed. The key thing is that he also brought the "three major artifacts" of the clan to be dedicated to the other party, to put it bluntly, he has been scared by the "British Bear Alliance" over the years, and he has already been secretly ruthless in his heart, "No matter how unreasonable the request, I will agree to it all, as long as they can agree to my surrender!"
Just thinking about how to deal with the ruthless characters of the "British Bear Alliance" for a while, Ao Niao Jingsen shuddered for no reason, and his hot hands and feet suddenly became cold, "What a strong murderous aura!"
"You're the patriarch of the Shenri Clan?" a bucket-thick golden python spat scarlet letters, staring coldly at the Proud Bird Jingsen.
The proud bird was so frightened that he was incontinent, urinated on his body, and fell to the ground like a dead dog.
"It's really unlucky, seeing your useless thing, I want this snake to personally send you to see the mighty!" The golden python swept its tail, and the proud bird flew to the place where several bears were.
······ [The tragic encounter of Ao Bird Jingsen is omitted here, readers can use their rich imagination to imagine freely, anyway, he said that he will not refuse, this is a day and a night can not be finished, do you want to have a drop of wax first?
This is a dark and damp room, in a large iron cage in the room, Ao Niao Jingsen is bare-scarred, with an old thick iron chain tied around his neck, facing the wall, thinking bitterly with a donkey face!
"Haha······ Cool crooked, cool crooked, everyone's face smiled!" For this incident, the bards of the Propaganda Department of the "British Bear Alliance" specially composed a song, and the above is a short paragraph of the meaning of the song.
This song is followed by another song, "That night, you didn't reject me! That night, I hurt you······"
In the canteen of the "British Bear Alliance", an old woman held the "Grass Pheasant Sword" with the reputation of "one of the three major artifacts" as a "burning stick" and was boiling water for cooking.
On a table, grizzly bears, black bears, polar bears vs pandas, each bear holds three playing cards in their paws, pandas sit in the bank, bullfight!
"Niu Er!"
"Niu Jiu!"
"No cows!"
"Cow B, take it all!"
"Isn't that right, boss!" said the black bear.
"What? want to cheat again?" the panda looked at the black bear.
"It doesn't matter," Black Bear said, scratching the back of his head, "The point is, we seem to steal the show?"
"Well, it seems to be a bit of a show-stealing, but we're a supporting role!" Polar Bear also made a bear comment.
Panda said: "It's not easy, leave the trick to the protagonist!"
"Bear fork, the strong have their own strong hand, a bear is stronger than a bear, the boss deserves to be the boss!" "Grizzly Bear patted the horse's ass, "Who is the human being who was kicked into hell by the boss in the soul support center? The heinous traitor is plotting a world-shattering conspiracy, but unfortunately the boss calculated in advance that a catastrophe was just in the bud, but it has been strangled in the cradle and stillborn!"
"The fourth man wants to talk nonsense, what kind of reincarnation is this person!"
"What, what reincarnation, how can there be any reincarnation in just 10,000 years?" the polar bear couldn't help but exclaim.
Panda smiled and said, "I want to play a big game this time, I think that kid from the Terran will probably surprise everyone." ”
"Boss, don't worry, whether it's right or wrong, the grizzly bear will support you to the end!"
"My black bear raised four bear paws in favor, I haven't done it for a long time, and my bones have long been rusty. ”
"Polar bears are greedy for life and afraid of death, no matter how big the battle is, just come!"
"Haha······ Good Brother Bear!"
"Brother!" roared the other three bears.
"With Brother Bear, you are absolutely invincible!" Panda roared.
It was a nameless space, and a middle-aged man in golden armor stood in front of a wall and laughed loudly: "Haha······ The last one is reincarnated as a human race, God help me!"
On the wall is written: "Dragon Clan, Phoenix Clan, Qilin Clan, Qilin Rui Beast, Human Clan Kong Fang." ”
ps: [Kong Fang: It's been a long time on the cold bench, and it's finally time for me to play. I'm a pig's horn, why don't I see that I'm a dragon, okay?]