finally got out of it, and to this day, my daughter-in-law has become a mother-in-law!

After putting away the excitement in his heart, Judge Kong said in a tone full of affinity: "Send you a thousand miles, you must say goodbye in the end! Brother Niu Tou, Brother Ma Mian, don't send it anymore, you and I are destined to see you again!"

"Ma Liang, I don't want to send you either, in fact, I didn't want to send you, you insisted on pulling me here, this has already sent you to the Six Realms of Reincarnation, why do you still want me to send you, is it possible to go with you to reincarnate and be a human being to be satisfied? Damn, I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless, and you're familiar with it!" Thinking about this with a sour heart, Ma Mian cried and glanced at Niu Tou with a horse face, only to see that Niu Tou also wanted to cry without tears, as if he owed two hundred and five people and had no money to repay, so Ma Mian hardened his heart and said against his will: "Sending the judge to Lord Judge is within my equal responsibility." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Up to now, you are still a long judge, and a short judge, I am now an unofficial and light, and you call me by my name 'Kong Fang'. ”

"Yes, Lord Judge, oh no, it's Brother Kong Fang!"

"That's how it should be!" Kong Fang said: "Over the years, I have been very happy with the two of you, and it is a pity to think that I will say goodbye immediately, and I will be separated from yin and yang from now on, I am reluctant, I am reluctant, you two have gifts to give to me, let me miss some bits and pieces between you, me and him." ”

After Ma Mian reluctantly took out a gift box, he cursed in his heart: "Your grandmother is a bear, I will top your lungs!"

Kong Fang unceremoniously opened the gift box in front of him, and when he saw that it was a shabby dress, he glared angrily: "Is this your so-called gift?"

"'Keeping peace underwear', blessed by the gods, invincible for one hour, curse ineffective, inviolable to all poisons, strengthen the body, and drive away fatigue! ”

"Damn, good thing!" Kong Fang quickly put it into the soul bag and looked at the bull's head again.

"I'll send you a song 'I wish you a smooth journey'!" Niu Tou began to sing after speaking: "That day, we sent you to the end, and we didn't leave a word." A word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine! I send you away thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white, the silent age may not be, too far away to love! I will firmly remember your face, I will cherish the thoughts you give, these days will never pass in my heart・・・・・・ I wish you a smooth journey!"

"Thank you Brother Niu for your 'I wish me a smooth journey', although the donkey lips sung are not the horse's mouth, but it is better than the real cow's live performance, and there is absolutely no lip-synching!

"Hate you to the bones, shameless, invincible in the world!" Niu Tou felt incomprehensible, and took out a delicate small bow and handed it to Kong Fang, and took the initiative to say: "This bow is called 'Sad Little Bow' is owned by 'Little Eros' Cupid, smooth hair, automatic loading arrow system, people who are shot by 'Sad Little Bow' will be involuntarily sad, and spend all day in sadness, until they can't stand it and choose to commit suicide!"

"There is a way out!"

"Yes, one is Cupid's 'Arrow of Love', the second is the 'Great Magic of Heart Sealing' of the Heart Eater, and the third is the 'Joy Zen' of the Buddha of Fixing Light and Joy. ”

"How could such a treasure be in the hands of a small Yin Servant of yours?"

Niu Tou said: "This matter is a long story, it has to start with the prince of Yama marrying his daughter, the prince of Yama gave birth to a daughter, and she looks very good." Patriotism', and raise a pair of eldest lady temper, each time less than three days of marriage, it was returned by the man's family, for this matter Yama Wangye was not thinking about tea and food for a while, sighing all day and night, shouting that the family is unfortunate, I later thought of an idea, that is, to ask Cupid, the little god of love, to help, Yama was overjoyed, found a broken bow to give Cupid as a gift, I heard what is the bow used by Hou Yi to shoot the sun, I don't know if it's true or false, Cupid's little kid said why don't you like to eat tofu for nothing, so I gave Yama this ' Sad Little Bow' In the end, Lord Yama successfully married his daughter, and as soon as he was happy, he rewarded me with this 'sad little bow'. ”

Thank you, Brother Niutou, you are so good to me, you actually gave me such a treasure, so how can I be embarrassed, such affection, Kong Fang will never forget. Kong Fang's hand was unambiguous, and he used the soul bag to collect the 'sad little bow'.

Soul bag, similar to the space magic bag, is a soul skill, there is a skill book for sale in Uncle Alibaba, the person who buys this skill book only needs to shout "Open the sesame door!", this skill book will turn into a soul energy into the user's soul, and then this skill will always accompany the soul, the soul is not extinguished, the skill is not stopped, it comes and goes. [For the convenience of readers, a brief explanation is provided here.] 】

The book continued above, and Niu Tou said: "Don't say it, it's going to be a miss in a while, a thousand words are all in silence, goodbye!"

"The green mountains don't change, the green water will flow forever, and there will be a period in the future!" Kong Fang said and jumped into the six realms of reincarnation.

"There will be a date later!"

"There will be a date later!"

"No, we will see you again forever!" the bull head finished speaking, and pinched the horse's body fiercely.

"Ahh ”

After another scream, Niu Tou scolded with a smile: "This is the first time I have encountered this kind of perverted request. ”

"Haha, this time it's not a dream, this time it's real, it really hurts. ”

"Haha, we're free, long live freedom, 'Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it's freedom, both can be thrown!'" Niu Tou looked excited.

"Woo woo, we finally say goodbye to the hard days, and we can sleep until we wake up naturally, and miss the girls we chased together in those years!" Ma Mian shed tears of happiness.

That year, Niu Tou and Ma Mian met the daughter of Wang Erma, who killed pigs, and they were shocked!

Niu Tou fell in love with his little daughter Erniu's beauty, and Niu Tou went up to talk: "Beautiful young lady, can you marry me as a wife?" As he spoke, Niu Tou took out his savings and handed them to Er Niu.

"I'm sorry, you're too stumbling, I don't want money in my love!"

Ma Mian learned the lesson of the bull's head, bought a bouquet of roses, and went to do his hair, dyeing all the hair on his body white, isn't it "Prince Charming"?

Ma Mian fell in love with the eldest daughter's big buttocks, can give birth, and the standard "stallion thought", Ma Mian went up to talk: "Honorable Miss, can I ask you to dance?"

"Do you have a house, do you have a car, do you have a deposit?"

"Yes, there are all, there are three small huts, a donkey cart, the savings have just been spent on hair and flowers, and now there is a piece of two cents. Ma Mian replied honestly.

"Damn, you don't have any money, what kind of romance do you learn, can a poor guy like you afford romance? Do you know romance? want to marry me, in the next life, if I still remember you in the next life?"

The horse was powerless to parry, and fled in the wilderness.

・・・・・・

Ma Mian was reminiscing, and the bull head suddenly interrupted Ma Mian's recollection, "Ma Mian, I'm not doing it, I'm going to exile myself." ”

"Why? You know, we've managed to get through to this day, and we can go back to the way things were. Ma Mian was surprised.

"No, everything can't go back to the beautiful picture of the past, I just received a tip from the informant 009, and the new judge is Lu Yuanjun's newly recognized godson, the Lonely Island Pig Beast. "The bull head is a little depressed.

"Why doesn't this Lu Yuanjun know convergence and convergence, last time for Zhu Erdan's affairs, people wrote it into the book, and he didn't know how to converge. [Regarding the deeds of Lu Yuanjun and Zhu Erdan, see Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" for details, and the author will not write about it in this article. 】

Niu Tou said: "When this isolated island judge takes office, we must have no good fruit to eat, you must know that their hometown bathes, it is all male and female bathing, father's birthday daughter has to bathe for his father, these alone can be sure that this isolated island judge is by no means a good bird, quite unreliable, now the plan, only thirty-six plans to go up!"

"Hey, the Lu Judge, the Kong Judge, and the Gudao Judge, in the final analysis, are all the fault of the judge! Okay, I'll leave with you. Ma Mian said angrily.

"Don't be in a hurry for a while, let's steal a few treasures and then go to the lower realm, and then find a mountain, wouldn't it be nice to occupy the mountain as the king?"

"Haha, that's wonderful!"

Niu Tou said: "Our operation is a top secret, codenamed 'off the rabbit', we will act separately, you are so ・・・・・・ so, I am so ・・・・・・ like this, after the matter is completed, the ten miles pavilion will be peaceful, remember the code 'Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, Pagoda Town River Demon.'" ’”