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As soon as the morning dawned, Judge Kong got up early in the morning, could it be that there is really a saying that early birds eat insects?

In other words, this judge is really not good at being a judge, and some people say that you have received other people's benefits; if you have a heavy sentence, some people say that you have received other people's benefits; even if your sentence is not light or heavy, some people are still saying that you have received other people's benefits.

All in all, you must have received the benefits of others! If you did not receive the benefits of others, would you judge like this?

There's a saying after the break: A handful of yellow mud wipes the crotch of the pants -- it's not, it's!

In this regard, many people want to cry without tears, all beings are equal, and Judge Kong is naturally no exception.

No, isn't the judge of hell surnamed Cui? When will it be the turn of the surname Kong?

It turned out that Judge Cui owed usurious debts, and he was worried that he would be chased all day long, so he had already run away.

Today, this judge has changed not 1,000, but 800, and it is not surprising that it is the turn of the surname Kong.

"There is a judge in hell, who is selfless and loyal ・・・・・・ has a bull head and a horse face by his side!"

The end of the song.

"Mighty!"

"Whoever is in the hall, report the name! Whoever is under the name, report the name! Who, report the name! People, report the name! Report the name! Come!"

I saw a big white fat pig sleeping upside down in the hall, and the corners of his mouth were dripping with chuckles.

"Bull's head, horse's face. ”

"My subordinates are here!" replied as the bull head and horse face quickly pulled out the donkey hair stuffed in his ears.

"This pig dares to ignore the court, you two quickly find sewage to wake it up, and reward it with twenty boards!"

"Yes!" Soon after, a scream rang out.

Clever, clever, really clever, a good trick to make an example of the monkey!

"The eldest lord of the Qiyu judge, the villain's name is Hu Sanpao. ”

"Hu Sanpao, you are the plaintiff in this case, what are you suing for?

"Back to the judge, I sued my boss Chen for being obscene, and I sued him for raping my sow!"

"Rape?" asked Judge Kong, raising his spirit.

On the other hand, the bull head and horse face also became interested, glaring at the boss's big eyes or big eyes.

"No, it's a robbery, the villain just made a mistake. Hu Sanpao hurriedly corrected.

"Cut, it's boring, it's boring・・・・・・" The bull head only shook the cow's head and whispered.

"He's talking nonsense, this sow is clearly what I hired Hu Sanpao to feed, he doesn't say it's his own, he doesn't look at his poor sour appearance, he can afford to buy pigs, pick pig manure and lift him, you look at him again・・・・・・" Chen Leyan had a sharp tooth.

"Presumptuous, how can you be allowed to make a loud noise in the court, this judge will know what is going on. ”

"The villain is ignorant, please judge the lord and don't blame it. Chen said obscenely.

"If you commit a first offense, you will not be held accountable for the time being, and if you commit it again, you will not be spared. ”

"Thank you, Judge. ”

"Hu Sanpao, you will tell the official everything you know. ”

"That day, the villain went to the market to buy vegetables as usual, at the corner of the intersection where he came home after buying vegetables, I found a little pig, it was dirty, so pitiful! was being bullied by a group of naughty children, I felt that I had a fate with it, so I drove away the group of naughty children, and brought it back to the house, the villain had no children and no daughters, and the wife died early, since it came to this home, the villain's heart has a trace of sustenance, so the villain and it depended on each other for a life, and this time it was five cold and summer. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong! The husband is not guilty, but he is guilty. If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves. Early this morning, the villain got up to see, something bad happened, and found that the pig was gone, so the villain spent nine cows and two tigers to find it, and the effort paid off, and finally found its traces in Chen Zuo's pigsty, the villain was just about to bring it home, Chen Zuo appeared, he had to say that the pig belonged to his family, his arm could not twist the thigh, the villain could not, so he had to report to the official. ”

"Damn, talent, is this guy really a peasant?" Judge Kong thought in his heart, but said, "Is what you said true?"

"Judge Qiqi, what the villain said is true. ”

"Chen Lew, what do you have to say to this judge・・・・・・

At this moment, a voice interrupted Judge Kong's words.

"Report, Lord Yama has invited Judge Kong to the study!"

At this point in the case, Judge Kong said: "This case will end here today, the plaintiff, the defendant and the pig will be taken into custody together, and the trial will be retried tomorrow and the court will be withdrawn!"

In the study, Lord Yan sat on the Taishi chair wearing a brocade robe and a high crown on his head, "Judge Kong, you read the hand-copied newspaper on the desk and hear it to you." ”

Judge Kong picked up the hand-copied newspaper and read:

His own father and his godfather are all his fathers, and the fat black dog and the leper dog are all good dogs.

His own father and his godfather are all his fathers, and the fat black dog and the leper dog are all good dogs.

He's a good dog.

Leper dog is a more familiar oviparous animal, as we all know, in July to September is the spawning period of leper dog, during the spawning period, at least one watermelon should be fed every day, three is the best, because this helps to ensure that the male leper dog after ovulation milk production.

In order to make everyone's leper dog not suffer from stomach pain due to eating raw watermelon by mistake, I, the lonely island pig beast, have a tip to share with the majority of dog lovers.

Let the child climb on the watermelon tree, and shake the watermelon branch vigorously, so that the ripe watermelon will fall under the effect of Newton's law of eating red apples, and we adults need to move a chair to sit under the tree and wait, just wait until all the ripe watermelons on the watermelon tree fall down, there is no need to wait until the flowers are gone, the above steps are generally two minutes, except for special circumstances. The next thing is to bend down your bucket waist, pout your beautiful buttocks that are rare in the world, lower your noble head, stretch out your evil pervert paws to pick up the watermelon and it's OK to drop, and call it a day after picking it up, maybe the director who is looking for you to make a romantic action movie is looking forward to a call from you bastard!

Thanks to the strong support of the pseudo-island group government, thank you to the like-minded people of the pseudo-dog group, thank you to all the hype staff of the gossip gate, thank you, without you, there would be no me - I love you to death today. In addition, if you want to become famous overnight, if you have, dear, please contact me quickly, you will become 100% famous, as long as you go through my super professional level packaging, the sow will go to the tree, the boar will become a sable, everything is possible!

Toilet newspaper, toilet essential newspaper.

Divine toilet newspaper, a must-read newspaper for the nervous society.

Toilet newspaper, who uses it, who knows?

Reading this, Lord Yan asked, "What does Judge Kong think of this report?"

"Talented, brilliantly written, this person is deeply hyped, especially the last sentence 'Maybe the director who is looking for you to shoot a love action movie is looking forward to a call from you bastard' is the finishing touch, some people are estimated to have the idea of buying ten copies of the toilet newspaper every day to burn, and some reckless ones are going to smash this bullshit and not report the agency, so that he can push the boat and carry out the next round of hype. Judge Kong admired.

Lord Yama said: "Before you had to start anew, Benjun has been dragging on, just because there is no good candidate for the position of judge, this time Benjun can let you go, he is your successor, Lu Yuanjun's newly recognized godson, the author of the best-selling book of the year "Me and the Dog" in the pseudo-island country, the lonely island pig beast, the royal blood of the pseudo-island country, graduated from the hype department of the university at home. ”

"Milk said: 'Recommendation does not avoid relatives, and the true gentleman is also!'"

"I haven't heard of milk, I've only heard of Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu, and I've seen Zhenzi, but I haven't heard of people with milk at the beginning of the word. Lord Yama asked curiously.

"Grandma, my grandmother said. ”

"Oh, live to be old, learn to be old, your grandmother's true mother is learned, and your grandmother will live for twenty years in the book of life and death, in order to encourage the spirit of the elderly to be knowledgeable and studious. ”

"Thank you, Lord Yama, for your grace!"

"Okay, you can kneel down and be a man for Benjun. ”

"The villain says goodbye!"

Yellow Spring, the Flower of Introduction, Nai He Bridge, Meng Po Soup, one by one, as legendary, Judge Kong stopped in front of the six reincarnations, for this day, he has been waiting for a long time, Meng Po soup he naturally did not drink, he has already chosen a good family for himself, the children of the family, the family wealth is thousands, the momentum is like the sky, then he can struggle for less than 20 years, it can be said that he grew up with a golden spoon, and when he made a mistake, can he also be majestic, high-spirited to say the last sentence: "What is my dad!"

Judge Kong thought about it, and felt that he shouldn't be like this, right? It must be that saying this would be seriously inconsistent with his own lofty image!

"I just want to be a good man, why is it always so difficult? The hour is coming, whether I can be a man or not depends on this time!" Judge Kong was so excited at this time that he couldn't help himself.