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"Hahaha......!"

"It's only now that I understand it, and the reaction is too slow!"

"It's not that the reaction is slow, people are following the routine. ”

"Yes. ”

Then the applause rang out, "Bang bang ......!"

However, the applause was very short, not because the audience was reluctant to applaud, but because they were worried that the applause would be too loud, it would affect the performance later.

"Alright, alright, alright, I'm afraid of you. The fat man took out a hundred yuan, handed it to Ding Li and said, "It's the first time in my life that I've been so generous, give you a hundred yuan, hurry up and give me where to go." ”

"Are you showing off your wealth to me?"

Ding Li's words amused some viewers again.

In this society now, like the society on Earth in Ding Li's previous life, there are also many people who show off their wealth through the Internet.

The content of their flaunting of wealth is actually similar to that of the earth society, either luxury cars, airplanes, or all kinds of brand-name jewelry and bags.

Of course, there are also people who will post a lot of banknotes, including using banknotes as toilet paper, using banknotes as beds, and so on.

The fat man showed a wry smile on his face, pointed to the banknote in his hand, and asked, "Have you ever seen a person who uses a hundred yuan to show off his wealth?"

After speaking, he shouted to the audience below the stage, "Have you seen it?"

I don't know which audience member replied in a loud voice, "Yes." ”

The fat man immediately knelt down.

Next, to everyone's expectations, Ding Li took out a thick stack of money from his small bag, took out two of them, and threw them to the fat man, "Here you go, take it and spend it." ”

"Where did the money come from?" The fat man saw Ding Li take out a thick stack of money from his small bag, and hurriedly said, "Is it real?" or fake?"

"I took so much fake money to the street, so to die?" Ding Li put the money in his small bag and said.

The audience burst into laughter once again.

The fat man took the two pieces of money in his hand, looked at the sun, and after confirming the real money, he immediately changed his attitude towards Ding Li.

"Brother, in a few days my son, that is, your nephew, will get married, and I invite you to the wedding. ”

"Who?" Ding Li said: "The key is that I don't know, and I don't have time to go." ”

"Brother, once born, twice ripe. The fat man had a smile on his face, "It doesn't matter if you don't have time, you just bring the gift money, or you can give it to me now." ”

The audience at the scene didn't know what to say, they had seen shameless, but they had never seen such shamelessness.

"By the way, brother, where did you get this money?" the fat man looked at Ding Li with blank eyes.

"I sold the house. ”

"You still have a house?"

"Joke, I don't have a house and I live on the street, the house is handed down from my ancestors. ”

"Your ancestor?" the fat man paused, looked Ding Li up and down, and said to the audience under the stage: "I see that his money is not coming from the right way, and I deceive him." ”

"What's your ancestor's name?"

"I don't know. Ding Li smiled, "But some people call him the King of Zhennan." ”

"Aang. The fat man raised his voice and said disapprerovitically: "King Zhennan." ”

Immediately, he jumped up violently, grabbed Ding Li's hand, and asked vigorously: "King Zhennan, one of the five founding Han kings of the Daqing Dynasty?"

The Daqing Dynasty in his mouth is the last feudal dynasty of the Huaxia Kingdom of Shui Lanxing, and like the earth in the previous life, it is also a feudal dynasty established by a nomadic people who defeated the Central Plains Dynasty.

"I don't know?" Ding Li looked at him and replied stunned.

"Your own ancestor, how could you not know. The fat man stomped his feet angrily, and finally pointed at Ding Li and said, "What's your last name?"

"My surname is Shang, and my name is Shangda. Ding Li replied.

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned, and instantly burst into laughter, Ding Li's burden was too sudden, and no one was prepared for it suddenly, so they exploded with laughter, because in the entire Water Blue Star Huaxia Kingdom, it seems that no one has been fooled by this kind of name.

"Hahaha...... I really don't know what to say anymore, the name is so funny, funny don't want it. ”

"Like, I wonder if anyone is named Deceived?"

"Wait, I don't care about anything else, I just want to know, who is the King of Jingnan mentioned in Ding Li's sketch? Is there really such a person in history?"

"Fake, there is no such person at all. ”

"Fake is fake, anyway, I'm laughing, it's so funny. ”

"This sketch is really surprising, at first glance, this book was written by Ding Li!"

"Couldn't it have been written by someone else?"

At this time.

The skitter on stage continues.

The fat man was annoyed, "How can you call this name?"

Ding Li had a bitter gourd face, and Yin Yang suddenly said: "Actually, I don't want to, the key is that they bought my glass balls and brass blocks, and they sold them for a lot of money, so I changed my name to be fooled." ”

"Glass balls? brass blocks?" said the fat man, stomping his feet hard, gritting his teeth and hating the fact that iron is not made of steel, "Are those glass balls? They are all pearl agate! And those brass blocks, can they be brass blocks? That's gold." ”

His distressed look instantly amused the audience again, "Hahaha...... ”

Applause rang out.

A lot of the audience's emotions have been brought into it.

Up to now, the sketch of selling paintings has also entered a climax more and more.

"Brother, everything is sold, and there is nothing else left?" asked the fat monkey anxiously.

"There are bottles and cans left, and there are flowers and grasses painted on them. ”

"What about the thing?" the fat man asked eagerly grabbing Ding Li's arm, as if he had seen a mountain of gold.

"I sold it to the tatters. ”

The fat man sighed, pointed at Ding Li with trembling fingers and said, "It's a pity that this family business has been ruined by ignorant people." ”

"Aang, it looks like there's a lot of painting left. Ding Li's words suddenly made the fat man come to his senses, only to see him grab Ding Li's arm for the second time and ask, "Draw that?"

"I'm out of the wall. ”

The fat man rolled his eyes angrily, tilted his head and almost turned his back on his breath, and then said, "Isn't there one left?"

"One left. ”

When the fat man heard that there was still one left, he immediately stood up with a look of surprise on his face, and said excitedly: "Is there really one left?

"Lost. Ding Li looked at the fat man very innocently.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Oh, I can't do it anymore! ”

"It's just that I didn't expect it at all. ”

"Ding Li's appearance is too underdrawn, hahaha....... ”

"I feel worthless for the fat man, and I was stunned. ”

"To be honest, their acting skills are good. ”