Chapter 784 Let Those Who Question Us Shut Up (2)

I've seen stingy.

I've never seen anything so stingy.

Invite someone to dinner, either to eat ramen or to eat rice bowls, and all the costs add up to no more than 50 yuan.

Sunday, you're really stingy!

Co-authors don't have your ramen and rice bowls?

Co-authors lack your meal that doesn't cost more than fifty yuan?

Many viewers who watched through the Internet laughed like those viewers at the scene after listening to Zhou Tian's words.

Of course.

They weren't as laughing as the audience at the scene.

The whole site.

Countless viewers laughed back and forth.

this situation.

But what Zhou Tian and Wang Le didn't expect.

In their original plan, what Zhou Tian said just now was a very common line.

Other words.

This line is not a joke baggage.

in their hearts.

The audience shouldn't be laughing.

But the end result is.

The audience laughed when it was not the point of laughter, and they laughed so happily that many people laughed regardless of their image.

The result.

For Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage, it was a surprise at all.

What a surprise.

Two people.

retracted the little excitement in his heart and continued his cross talk journey.

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man and asked, "Love noodles?"

The fat man sighed.

Zhou Tian said again: "Eat ramen? or eat knife-cut noodles?"

Viewers.

Laughed.

Laughed again.

Your sister.

In addition to ramen, you are knife-cut noodles?

Amid the laughter of the audience, the fat man sighed again.

"It seems that you don't like noodles. "Zhou Tian," then let's change something else, let's have spring cakes." ”

The fat man nodded, "That's fine." ”

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man and said: "You are not authentic, others invite you to eat, and you are picky." ”

Applause.

The audience burst into applause.

This is an encouragement and recognition for the two actors on stage.

Background.

Many of the contestants looked at each other when they saw this, they were all insiders, that is, the so-called experts.

Laymen may look at the excitement, but what they see as insiders is not as simple as the excitement, in addition to the excitement, they pay more attention to the quality, the quality of the cross talk itself.

A cross talk.

There are a lot of laughs.

But if you don't have excellent quality.

It is a cross talk work that is indiscriminate, and it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance.

"Newspaper the Name of the Dish", as a textbook-like cross talk of traditional cross talk, requires the skills of cross talk actors.

Therefore, many cross talk actors, when they don't have a certain foundation, don't dare to touch this bottom line casually, including them.

Before, these contestants, like all netizens, thought that Zhou Tian and Wang Le would continue their sketch journey.

The results were all disappointing.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le did not continue their sketch interpretation journey on the stage of "The Comedian" at all, but also performed cross talk.

If Zhou Tian and Wang Le, as cross talk actors, performed cross talk on the stage of "Comedian", which surprised everyone, then the cross talk works performed by the two made them even more confused.

Two rookie cross talk actors who have debuted for a few months actually performed the traditional cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish" on the stage of "Comedian", and it was also two consecutive super long passages of nearly 1,000 words.

Your sister.

You're slapping someone in the face ---- naked---- naked.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le ignored these so-called thoughts of the backstage contestants, and besides, they were not roundworms in the stomachs of these people, so naturally they didn't know what these people thought? Even if they knew, Zhou Tian and Wang Le would laugh it off.

On the stage of "The Comedian", they performed the traditional cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish", and it was two consecutive super long passages of nearly 1,000 words, in order to shock others and shock some people's big teeth.

Right now.

And they undoubtedly did.

And it's still going so well.

on stage.

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "Then why don't you just say it, eat spring cakes." ”

"Ahh The fat man sighed.

"Are you finished?" said Zhou Tian, "Spring cakes are also pancakes, a unique food of northerners. ”

Fatty, "Ahh ”

"Don't. "Sunday," I'll make you six pancakes, the kind with leeks. ”

The fat man echoed, "Six sheets, it's really a lot." ”

Zhou Tian blinked, and said angrily: "It's okay, I can't eat the leftovers." ”

The fat man smiled, "Who said I can't eat it?" I can eat it, I can eat six spring cakes here." ”

Zhou Tian waved his hand.

The fat man looked at Zhou Tian, counted his fingers and said, "What do you mean by waving your hand? Invite guests to eat, except for ramen? It's a rice bowl? From beginning to end, it's less than fifty yuan, and the result is that the guests are not allowed to eat enough, is there such a treat?"

"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... Under the stage, many audience members couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately burst into laughter, "Jinnyima amused me to death, and there are such treats, either ramen noodles or rice bowls, and they don't let people eat enough, which amuses me to death." ”

"That's it, it's just funny, I thought there was no laughter in traditional cross talk, but I didn't expect us to think wrong, traditional cross talk also has laughter, but it depends on the quality of the cross talk jokes. ”

"It seems that the champions of this issue of "The Comedian" are Zhou Tian and Wang Le's again, your sister, it's really a bull. ”

"I really want to know, who said it before, saying that Zhou Tian and Wang Le can't cross talk, this Nima is simply slapping his face. ”

"Who else could there be? ”

At this moment, Zhang Donglai's face was swollen. ”

"Who's to say it isn't. ”

In front of the TV, Zhang Donglai, who was about to watch Zhou Tian and Wang Le's jokes, his eyelids sank and he fainted.

Of course.

Zhang Donglai fainted angrily, Zhou Tian and Wang Le didn't know, even if they knew, the two of them would only say yes.

on stage.

Zhou Tian smiled and gave a reason for only letting the fat man eat six spring cakes, "This is not a dish, wow, a treat to dinner, not only food, but also vegetables." ”

"Ang" the fat man suddenly realized the strange expression, "There are still dishes together, what kind of dishes can you bring me?"

Zhou Tiandao: "I'll fry some fish for you." ”

Fatty, "The fish is good, this can be had." ”

Sunday, "Fry some fish, fry some shrimp." ”

Fatty, "And shrimp." ”

Zhou Tian chattered, "Fried fish, fried shrimp, fried finch qiaoer, fried dried meatballs, fried grasshoppers, fried mushrooms, fried chicken legs, fried chicken wings, fried rabbit heads, fried potatoes, fried sweet potatoes, croquettes, fried steamed chicken, fried roast chicken, fried live fish, fried greens, fried rape, fried cabbage, fried cauliflower, fried tomatoes." ”

Fatty, "You're blowing up too." ”

Sunday, "What's wrong?"

"Do you have fried tomatoes?" the fat man puzzled.

"No?" Zhou Tian asked rhetorically.