Those pictures of the meals inside are real.

This sentence is actually a burden.

It echoes the burden of mobile phone control thrown out by Zhou Tian earlier, and it is the follow-up to the burden of mobile phone control.

Of course.

It is also a serious social problem.

Now quite a few people.

When you have a dinner party or invite guests to dinner, the first thing to do is not to say hello, but to take a photo with your mobile phone and send it to a circle of friends, saying where and where you are eating, and when the meal is served, you will send a WeChat circle of friends to tell yourself what you want tonight.

So.

There is also a topic of development.

A topic that everyone is talking about.

That's when the meal comes up and the phone eats first.

Countless people.

We are all asking ourselves such a question, and while technology is convenient for us day and night, it is also seriously damaging our thinking and actions.

on stage.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who saw everyone's worried faces, subconsciously glanced at each other.

Satisfied.

For the audience's reaction.

They were exceptionally satisfied.

Before.

When he made the traditional cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish", Zhou Tian was worried that because the cross talk was not enough baggage, the audience could not resonate with it, which would cause them to be eliminated, so some of the paintings added a lot of baggage.

Unexpectedly.

These burdens have become the finishing touch.

Refreshing.

It's so cool.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who had such thoughts in their hearts, and were full of refreshment up and down, continued their cross talk.

"I suddenly noticed a problem. Zhou Tiandao.

Fatty, "What's the problem?"

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man's body shape, "Your body type, there is a certain reason." ”

The fat man looked down at his body, put his eyes on Zhou Tian's body, and wondered, "What's the problem?"

"You're fat for a reason. Zhou Tiandao: "Just you, a fat grid, at first glance, you are a person who likes to eat, and now there is such a word, called foodie, which is to describe people like you." ”

The fat man sighed, "This is also a matter of no choice, after all, the current food is not in control of individuals." ”

Zhou Tian echoed, "That's right, many people now, when they see food, they are a little unable to walk, such as the one next to me, he once went to eat and asked the little brother what he was good at." ”

The fat man said as a matter of course: "Eat now, don't ask them what specialty dishes they have when you go to that restaurant?"

"That's a reason. Zhou Tiandao: "But the little brother of the people, the little brother who reported the name of the dish, directly suppressed the fat man." ”

Fatty, "How did he stop me?"

Zhou Tian, "I'll learn." ”

"Okay. The fat man answered.

Zhou Tian said again: "If you don't learn well, everyone should take care of it a little more." ”

The fat man said casually, "It's nothing more than a shame, what is there to bear." ”

Under the stage.

Many viewers laughed after listening to the fat man's words.

"Hmm. Zhou Tian, who cleared his throat, quickly said into the microphone in front of him, " The little brother who reported the name of the dish, looked at the fat man, and said with a smile, this gentleman, we have a lot of specialty dishes here, I will read it to you, we have steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, boiled shrimp, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash horse, braised duck kidney, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, bean drum catfish, pot roasted catfish, Braised soft-shelled turtle, pot roasted carp, fried carp, soft-fried loin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausages, sesame ghee rolls, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breasts, boiled fish fillets, boiled fish belly, vinegar boiled meat slices, boiled white mushrooms, stewed three fresh, fried whitebait, braised eel, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, boiled green clams, fried noodle fish, boiled asparagus, hibiscus swallow vegetables, fried liver tips, fried liver guan'er, fried belly kernels, fried belly collars, fried golden silk, braised silver silk, sugar dumplings, sugar water chestnuts, honey yam, fresh peaches, boiled southern shellfish, braised duck shreds, braised san dan,

Steamed Chicken, Yellow Braised Chicken, Stir-fried Chicken, Boiled Chicken, Crispy Chicken, Fried Chicken, Boiled Chicken Nuggets, Three Fresh Dices, Eight Treasures, Steamed Magnolia Slices, Fried Shrimp, Fried Waist Flowers, Fried Hoof Tendons, Pot Roasted Sea Cucumber, Pot Roasted Cabbage, Fried Sea Ear, Watered Chicken, Osmanthus Wings, Steamed Wings, Fried Birds, Fried Green Onions, Fried Pork Ribs, Braised Chicken Intestines, Braised Camelina, Salted Elbow Flowers, Mixed Dumplings, Stewed Hangers, Pot Roasted Pig's Trotters,

Roasted mandarin ducks, roasted lilies, roasted apples, stuffed fruit lotus, stuffed river rice, fried crabs, fried crabs, assorted kudzu rice, stone fish, hairtail, yellow croaker, oily meat, sauce pork, red meat pot, white meat pot, chrysanthemum pot, pheasant pot, Lantern Festival pot, mixed noodle pot, water chestnut pot, soft fried birds, dragon and tiger eggs, scarlet lips, hump, deer antlers, bear paws, milk pigs, milk ducks, bar pigs, hanging sheep, steamed Jiang Yao Zhu, sugar boiled chicken head rice, mixed chicken shreds, mixed belly shreds, assorted tofu, assorted dices, fine shrimp, fine crab, fine fish, fine fish fillet, boiled crab meat, stir-fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stewed winter melon, braised chicken feet, Braised duck paws, stewed bamboo shoots, boiled white rice, dried eggplant, duck soup, crab soup, three fresh mulberry soup, red meatballs, white meatballs, boiled meatballs, croquettes, three fresh meatballs, four happy meatballs, squeaky meatballs, sunflower meatballs, dumplings, tofu meatballs, red stewed meat, white stewed meat, loose meat, button meat, barbecue, sauce meat, lotus leaf stew, Yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, sauce tofu meat, jar meat, child meat, ingots meat, Fulu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, roasted elbow, grilled elbow, steamed mutton, roast mutton, spiced mutton, sauce mutton.

Roasted purple gayer, stewed duck offal, boiled white offal, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, sharp live carp, plate duck, tube chicken, I don't know if there are so many specialty dishes, there are any dishes you like to eat, if there is, I will report it to you now. ”

One hundred and ten dish names.

More than 800 words.

was spit out by Zhou Tian within three minutes.

Stunned.

Countless people were stunned.

Whether it's the audience sitting in the audience, the audience waiting in front of the TV, or the staff at the scene.

After Zhou Tian's words came out.

All of them were stunned.

They were blown away.

I was shocked by Sunday's quick words about the name of the dish.

But then.

These people all scolded their mothers in their hearts.

Holy.

Who said this Nima, saying that Zhou Tian can't speak cross talk? rushed to this nearly 800-word big mouth, so he gave Zhou Tian a thumbs up and said, "You are really good." ”

Penetration.

It is the most commonly used expression method in cross talk, and many cross talk actors often use penetration, but the ones they say are only 100 words for the small ones, and only 300 or 400 words for the big ones.

When have you ever seen a cross talk actor confiding more than 800 words in one breath?

I've never seen it.

But today.

They met.

I saw Zhou Tian's super long mouth of more than 800 words in one breath.

Nima.

You're not showing off your skills, you're slapping a cross talk expert in the face --- naked ----.

I can't help it.

These people couldn't help but think of someone who confided in Zhou Tian and Wang Le before that they couldn't talk about cross talk.

This man is no stranger.

It was Zhou Tian's old acquaintance Zhang Donglai.

It is precisely because of Zhang Donglai's previous post that many people began to question Zhou Tian and Wang Le, doubting whether the two would talk about cross talk.

Unexpectedly.

Today, Zhou Tian told them the answer with this super long passage of more than 800 words, which also made them feel like they had been slapped in the face.

The thoughts of the crowd all appeared on their faces.

This also made Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who were standing on the stage, inexplicably feel a sense of revenge in their hearts.

It's really comfortable.

At this time.

The heart that the fat man had been carrying finally fell to the ground.

He had been worried.

I'm worried that Zhou Tian can't say this well, after all, they have only been familiar with it for one night.

Outcome.

Uncle Zhou Tianzhou, he has completed this task very well.

It stands to reason.

After Zhou Tian finished this 800-word passage, it should be the fat man's turn to say the lines.

It's just that because the stone in the fat man's heart fell to the ground all of a sudden, he relaxed and accidentally forgot the stalk he was going to talk about.

And so.

Live on stage.

There was a gap of almost thirty seconds.

This question.

The fat man still hasn't figured it out, this guy is looking at Zhou Tian blankly, and Zhou Tian is also looking at the fat man in confusion.

At last.

There's really no way around it.

Zhou Tian had to bite the bullet and came to another ultra-long passage of almost 800 words.

"Confused, after the little brother finished talking about their restaurant's specialty dishes, the fat man was completely confused, and the little brother, seeing the fat man's incomprehensible expression, reported the name of the dish with a solid eye. This guest officer, my store has steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, oven pig, roasted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauce meat, sausage, assorted crisp plate, smoked chicken white face, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised pieces, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, python, whitebait, steamed hash horse, braised duck kidney, braised duck strips, mixed waist silk, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, bean drum abalone, pot roasted carp, boiled soft-shelled turtle, Stir-fried carp, stir-fried prawns, soft-fried tenderloin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausages, boiled jackdaws, spicy oil rolls, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breasts, boiled fish belly, boiled fish fillets, vinegar boiled meat slices, boiled three fresh children, boiled pigeon eggs, boiled white mushrooms, boiled pieces, fried silver silk, boiled saury, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, boiled green clams, fried noodle fish, boiled bamboo shoots, hibiscus swallow vegetables, fried shrimp, boiled waist flowers, braised sea cucumbers, fried hoof tendons, pot roasted sea cucumbers, pot roasted cabbage, dish fungus, fried liver tips, osmanthus wings, fried birds, fried juice, Fried pork ribs, steamed Jiang Jiaozhu, candied rice with sweet seeds, shredded chicken, shredded belly, assorted tofu, assorted dices, bad duck, candied fish fillet, boiled crab meat, fried crab meat, braised crab inside, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, boiled duck palm, stewed duck palm, braised bamboo shoots, boiled coconut white, eggplant dried donkey meat, duck soup, meal meat soup, chicken blood soup, three fresh mushu meat. Red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanfang Jiuzi, Sixi meatballs, Sanxian meatballs, golden meatballs, shrimp meatballs, fish shop meatballs, dumpling meatballs, tofu meatballs, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, rice noodle meat, Yipin meat, chestnut meat, jar meat, red stewed meat, yellow stewed meat, sauced tofu meat, dried donkey meat, stewed meat, sticky meat, boiled meat, button meat, loose meat, canned meat, roast meat, big meat, barbecue meat, white meat, red elbow, white elbow, smoked leaves, crystal leaves, honey elbows, pot roasted elbows, grilled elbows, stewed mutton, sauce mutton. Roast mutton, roast mutton, steamed mutton, spiced mutton, three kinds of boiled mutton, three kinds of fried goods, stewed silver silk, braised white offal, fried hydrangea, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, carp, crucian carp in sauce, live drill carp, plate duck, tube chicken, stewed navel belly, fried belly, salted elbow flowers, pot roasted pig's trotters, roasted liver tips. Burnt fat intestines, heartburn, burnt lungs, burnt seaweed, burn lotus roots, burn empty gayer, fried lungs, pickled melon shreds, pheasant xiaer, mixed jellyfish, dragon mustard, bamboo shoots, magnolia slices, roasted mandarin ducks, roasted fish head, roasted seeds, roasted lilies, fried tofu, fried gluten, sugar dumplings, fried children, shredded yams, braised lotus seeds with sugar. Stuffed yam, almond cheese, stir-fried crab, fried crab, assorted kudzu rice, toad fish, grilled hairtail, crucian carp, yellow croaker, grilled sea cucumber, grilled bird's nest, grilled chicken thighs, grilled chicken nuggets, grilled meat, grilled gluten, grilled three, oily meat, sauce and meat, stir-fried shrimp yellow, boiled crab roe, fried crab, fried crab, fried crab, bergamot sea cucumber, fried rice, milk soup, wing soup, three-silk soup, smoked turtle dove, marinated turtle dove, sea white rice, stewed waist dice, fire roasted mushroom, fried deer tail, stewed fish head, mixed skin residue, fat sausage, mixed powdered skin, mustache, Cooking cloves, cooking big meat, cooking white meat, spicy pheasant, shredded salted pork, shredded white meat, water chestnut, Yipin pot, vegetarian spring immortal, braised lotus seeds, sour yellow cabbage, roasted radish, braised white fungus, fried silver branches, eight treasures hazelnut sauce, yellow croaker pot, cabbage pot, assorted pot, rice ball pot, chrysanthemum pot, boiled dumpling pot, diced meat spicy sauce, fried shredded pork, fried pork slices, stewed sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, plus pickled cabbage. ”

Applause.

After Zhou Tian finished this line in one breath.

The audience at the scene.

They all responded with the warmest applause.

This is an encouragement to the actors on stage.

This time.

The fat man in front of Zhou Tian suddenly reacted, knowing that he had made a mistake, and Zhou Tian, who was harmed, repeated the super long mouth just now.

Lucky.

This crossing is not repetitive.

Otherwise, it will become a flaw in their cross talk.

Thereupon.

The fat man scratched his head with his hand in embarrassment and smiled.

Zhou Tian saw this.

He pointed at the fat man, "Yes, after that little brother said such a long sentence, Wang Le laughed like this." ”

Fatty, "I was completely shocked. ”

Zhou Tian, "Don't talk about you, I'm also shocked, are the little brothers so powerful now?"

Fatty, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Tian, "At the speed at which people report the name of the dish, ordinary people really can't catch up, unless they are cross talk actors." ”

The fat man sighed, "What do you mean?"

Zhou Tian, "In addition to the lips of cross talk actors, who can have such a sharp mouth?"

The fat man waved his hand vigorously after listening to Zhou Tian's words, "I don't like to hear this very much." ”

Zhou Tian, "Why don't you like to listen to it?"

Fatty, "You've said a little too much, some people's mouths are sharper than this." ”

Zhou Tian was also like a fat man, waving his hand and said: "What you say, why don't I believe it so much, tell me the reason, don't shirk, tell me the reason?"

"What's not to believe?" the fat man said to the audience under the stage, "What you said is the old yellow calendar, and now there are more people with sharp mouths." For example, at the end of the month, the child asks his parents for living expenses, and the mouth is too sharp, and the words are extremely short, only two words from beginning to end, money. ”

The audience under the stage.

After listening to the fat man's words, he immediately had a deep aftertaste.

Not for anything else.

It's just that the fat man's words have reached their hearts. Many of the audience here have children studying far away, and usually there is no greeting call, but at the end of the month, these children often call or send > these calls and WeChat, from beginning to end there are only two words, money or remittance, and what is even more excessive is that some calls and WeChat have only one word from beginning to end, money!

A money word.

How many people have been harmed?

Zhou Tian nodded, "I admit it, what you said is the truth. ”

Fatty, "Then you apologize to me, right?"

Zhou Tian was a little speechless for a while, and he was silent for a while, "No...... Why do I apologize to you?"

Fatty, "It should be." ”

Zhou Tian immediately raised his voice, "What should be?"

The fat man said as a matter of course: "Of course it's an apology?"

Sunday, "I apologize to you?"

The fat man nodded, "Yes, you apologize to me." ”

"That's not right," Zhou Tian, "how can I apologize to you?"

Fat man, "How do you apologize? ”

Zhou Tian, "Then I'll salute you." ”

The fat man sighed.

Zhou Tian, "Then I'll bow to you." ”

Fat man, "You're welcome, you can make up for me a little." ”

Sunday, "How do I make up for it?"

The fat man thought for a moment, "How can I make up for it?" ”

Sunday, "I'm in for a treat." ”

The fat man sighed and pointed at Zhou Tian with his finger, "I said that you are a person, your heart is really small, just treat you, and invite me, oh, you want to invite me to dinner?"

Zhou Tian, "Okay?"

"Good!" The fat man said.

Sunday, "I'll treat you to dinner." ”

Fatty, "Okay!"

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "Do you like noodles?" or do you like rice?"

"What do you mean?" asked the fat man, puzzled.

"If you like noodles, I'll treat you to ramen, and if you like rice, I'll treat you to donburi. ”

Quite a few laughed.

Many people laughed after hearing Zhou Tian's words.

Holy.

You're so stingy.

After making trouble for a long time, he invited the other party to eat ramen and rice bowls, these things just made people eat their belly, and they died of a hundred yuan at most.

Your sister.

You're so stingy.