"Teacher Ding. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Liu Xiang set his eyes on Ding Li's body.

"Teacher Liu, it's really not going to work. Ding Li waved his hands vigorously, and at the same time asked a staff member next to him, "Why haven't they come yet?"

"I was stuck in traffic jam, and it was estimated that it would take an hour. The staff replied helplessly.

"In an hour, the show is over, why are you here?" Ding Li said speechlessly.

"Teacher Ding, help. Liu Xiang begged: "Otherwise, the brand of Wenyuan Pavilion will be smashed." ”

"Okay, but the ugly thing is ahead, and it has nothing to do with me if I mess up. ”

"Okay, okay. ”

Once again, the two took to the stage.

Ding Li smiled and said to the audience below: "Hello everyone, my Ding Li is back again, this time it is still me Ding Li with him." He pointed to Liu Xiang next to him, "Let's perform for everyone." ”

"Wait. Liu Xiang interrupted Ding Li's words, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Why did you come to me and become him, you should say so, I Ding Li and Liu Xiang will perform cross talk for everyone." ”

Ding Li cleared his throat and said loudly: "Audience friends, next I, Ding Li and Liu Xiang, will perform cross talk nonsense for everyone." ”

"Stop. Liu Xiang asked, "What is nonsense, our cross talk has scripted lines." ”

Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang, then at the audience, and replied, "The name of the sketch is nonsense." ”

"Hahaha....... The audience laughed again, and some of them were still holding their stomachs and laughing.

"Teacher Ding, can you please explain it clearly. ”

"In my heart, Liu Xiang is a hero, and he will not hesitate to point out some mistakes in my performance, and for this, he will not hesitate to offend people. ”

"That's serious. ”

"It rained once, so deeply. Ding Li gestured his head with his hand, "The water on the street is more than two meters deep, Mr. Liu went out, what is he doing when he goes out, holding a stick in his hand, standing alone in the rain, serving as a signpost for everyone." ”

Liu Xiang sighed, "Look at me, who lacks heart." ”

"There's also a sign on the stick and there's someone underneath. As soon as Ding Li finished speaking, the audience at the scene sprayed again.

"It seems that it is not easy for me to live to this day. Liu Xiang sighed.

Ding Li glanced at Liu Xiang and praised: "That is, that day, you saved me, so you are a big hero in my heart." ”

Liu Xiang said modestly: "Don't be, I just did something I should do." ”

Ding Li said: "I have to thank you. ”

After speaking, he paused and said to Liu Xiang: "If one day, I become the emperor, I will definitely canonize you as the imperial family." ”

"Really?"

"What are you lying to?"

"What kind of official do you want to give me? I don't have any skills, you can just make me an idle prince. Liu Xiang said with a wistful expression.

"I will make you my crown prince. Ding Li laughed.

The audience was all happy.

After making trouble for a long time, it turned out that Ding Li wanted to take advantage of Liu Xiang.

Liu Xiang was also stupid, glared at him, and said, "I have become your son?"

"You're the crown prince. Ding Li reminded.

"The crown prince is also your son. Liu Xiang was dissatisfied: "This is not good at all. ”

"What's not to do. Ding Li rolled his eyes and said: "After I die, this country will be yours, what do you want, isn't it good?"

Liu Xiang opened his mouth and said, "That's okay, then when will you die?"

"Hahaha....... There was laughter at the scene, and even Liu Lao, who came to the scene secretly, nodded uncontrollably.

Next to Liu Lao, there were his sons and apprentices, and as far as the eye could see, there were more than ten people.

"Dad, do you really only let Liu Xiang and Ding Li perform tonight?" said Liu's eldest son, a little worried.

"Master, there is nothing wrong with Liu Xiang, but Ding Li is a new Ding, can he take it down? Don't smash our Wenyuan Pavilion brand at that time. Old Liu's eldest apprentice also said worriedly.

"Isn't this all right?" Liu Lao glanced at the people around him.

"The cross talk just now is completely blind and poor, is this kind of cross talk still cross talk?"

"What is cross talk? Has anyone given a special definition?" Liu Lao looked around and said: "Cross talk is a street style, which is used to make people happy. As long as the audience recognizes it, it is a good cross talk. ”

At this time, Ding Li on the stage was not happy, and said to Liu Xiang: "As the crown prince, you dare to curse your father, beware of me abolishing you." ”

"I'm not your son, you can't scare me. Liu Xiang said addictively.

"If you do that, I won't give you a fief. ”

"Wait, when your son still has a back cover?" Liu Xiang said in surprise.

"This is natural. ”

"I don't know if my father wants to seal that piece of treasure land to the child. As soon as Liu Xiang heard that there was a fiefdom, he immediately changed his attitude.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Liu Xiang's performance also has its own meaning, which is to satirize those who forget their righteousness for profit, how many people are now other people's sons for money!

Ding Li said to Liu Xun very proudly: "Your back cover is at No. 34, Madi Street, Erdao, Wuli District, Jinmen City. ”

The audience burst into laughter, everyone here in this place knows that a small cannot be in a small place.

"No, my prince's back cover is too small, right?" Liu Xiang rolled his eyes, "At the very least, I have to have a one-bedroom apartment." ”

The audience couldn't be happier.

It's so funny.

I didn't expect Ding Li and Liu Xiang to partner in cross talk, and they were so funny.

When the audience's laughter stopped, Liu Xiang said again: "Since this is the case, you hurry up, I want to be the emperor." ”

"You can't be the emperor yet. Ding Li shook his hand.

"Why can't you be the emperor?" Liu Xiang asked, "Isn't it that after you die, I can become the emperor?"

"I'm dead, and you, as the crown prince, can indeed be the emperor. Ding Li took it for granted, but his tone changed and he said with a smile: "Before this, yours got the edict of succession that I wrote." ”

"Edict of Succession. Liu Xiang frowned, "Where is it?"

"This place is easy to find, just behind the plaque of the Qianqing Palace. ”

"If you take it, you can become the emperor?"

Ding Li nodded, "When the time comes, you take a three-wheeler from us, rush to the bus station, and then take the bus to the train station, take the train to the capital, and change the subway to the Forbidden City." ”

"The prince is too miserable. ”

"The miserable is still to come, you buy a ticket, spend a hundred yuan to buy a ticket to enter. ”

Liu Xiang was completely speechless: "I still have to buy a ticket." ”

"You don't just have to buy tickets, you have to queue up. Ding Li frowned on his face and put on a bitter look, "From six o'clock in the morning to eight o'clock in the night, this is not scheduled." ”