After stand-up comedy, it was a stand-up comedy, and the stand-up comedy was spoken by Ding Li and Liu Xiang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The host in front of him announced the curtain and delayed the time.

Later, Ding Li and Liu Xiang were seizing the time to exchange words, and took the opportunity to rest their throats.

Three minutes later.

The two appeared on the stage one after the other, and as soon as Ding Li appeared, the audience instantly burst into unparalleled cheers and applause.

This scene was simply scary, which made many colleagues who came to pick on the thorns dumbfounded.

Not to mention them, even some reporters and media at the scene were frightened, staring blankly at the scene in front of them, this scene was a little too scary.

Ding Li walked to the middle of the stage, but he didn't have time to speak.

Liu Xiang rushed out of the backstage and said to Ding Li: "Ding Li, Mr. Ding, a famous sketch actor, director, cross talk rookie, to be honest, I really envy you, standing here, your mouth is moving, and the money is in hand." ”

Ding Li smiled, "This is my job." ”

Liu Xiang sighed: "Unlike me, I will be injured at every turn, and I will be fisted." ”

Ding Li waved his hand and said disapprerovitically: "Boxing? ”

"The other day, several of them surrounded me and beat me. Liu Xiang finished speaking.

Ding Li was stunned.

Not to mention Ding Li, even many people at the scene were confused.

Ding Li cleared his throat and said, "Then they will foul, your statement." ”

Liu Xiang smiled bitterly, "I also complained, I just pleaded, and they hung me up and beat me." ”

At this moment, everyone's hearts were lifted.

Hu Kewei and others were also frowning, and the entire cross talk, less than a minute after it started, the curiosity of the audience was raised.

Liu Xiang continued: "While they hung me up and beat me, they were still scolding, stinky boy, they are making your kid steal the wallet. ”

The audience all knelt down.

After a long time, it turned out that it was not a boxer, but a hateful thief.

Thieves are hated by everyone.

If it falls into the hands of the audience, it is estimated that it will not be as simple as hanging it up.

"It turns out you're a thief. ”

Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li with a look of disgust, and retorted vigorously: "Look at you, what are you talking about, how can you call it a thief." ”

"What's the name of a thief if it's not called a thief?, is it called a bag thief?" Ding Li said inexplicably.

"Thieves, bag stealers, these are all in the past. Liu Xiang waved his hand and said with great pride: "With the progress of science and technology and the development of society, we have a new term, called flexible finger skill employees." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

"Stealing things, harming yourself and others, you have no time to turn back now. Ding Li patted Liu Xiang on the shoulder with his hand and persuaded: "You see that there are so many people supporting you at the scene, as long as you turn back, you will definitely have a bright future." ”

"Bang bang. Applause rang out.

Ding Li pointed to the applauding audience below, and persuaded again: "Do you see it, all the audience are giving you encouragement, you just need to take the first step bravely." ”

Liu Xiang clenched his fists and bowed to the audience, "I can't turn back." ”

Ding Li hurriedly said: "How can you not go back? You have joined a gangster?"

"We don't call gangsters, we call corporations. Liu Xiang said embarrassedly.

"It's really embarrassing, now the criminal gang has changed its name to the company, isn't this risking the world's condemnation?" Ding Li spread his hands helplessly.

Liu Xiang covered his face with his hand, and only after a long time did he twist and say: "It's not just called a company, but it's also advertised on TV." ”

The audience knelt down again.

It's really a god-like line.

The thief changed the name of the gang to the company, and Nima advertised on TV, could it be that they were hanged by the birthday boy and disgusted that their lives were long?

"I said your gang is arrogant enough. Ding Li said: "Aren't you afraid of being touched by the police?"

"Our boss also took this issue into account, so he kept an eye on it. ”

"What kind of eye?" Ding Li asked rhetorically: "If you had a heart, you wouldn't have come up with such a thing as advertising on TV." ”

"Our company's advertisement is written like this, and I learn from everyone. Liu Xiang cleared his throat, "The thief company recruits technical backbones, preferential treatment, experience is preferred, if you are interested, please call XXXXXXXXXXX, or come to XXXXXXXXXXX for an interview." ”

"After a long time, I didn't say anything clearly. ”

"The main thing is that I am afraid of being served. Liu Xiang shook his hand and said, "In case of the end, there are more than 200 people in our company." ”

"Wait. Ding Li hurriedly interrupted Liu Xiang's words and asked anxiously, "How many people are in your company?"

"More than two hundred. Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li and said inexplicably: "What's the matter, is there a problem?"

"It's a big problem, each of the more than 200 thieves has to go out to work, right?" Ding Li said with a cold face: "The last time I took the bus, I lost five cents, was it stolen by the people in your company? Do you know that because of these five cents, I was almost blasted out by other people's five-star hotels." ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

They thought of the last stand-up comedy that Ding Li said, and there was just a connection between the two, which had a back-and-forth effect.

"There are only two of us in our company who are really fighting on the front line, including me. Liu Xiang stretched out a finger and said in a passionate voice: "The rest are all leaders." ”

Applause rang out.

Many people only now understand the true meaning of this cross talk, which is satirizing certain units.

How many units are there now, and it is revealed that employees exceed the standard.

It's not the employee who exceeds the standard, it's the scandal of the leader who exceeds the standard!

Not long ago, a scandal broke out in a mining bureau with a 100-establishment mining bureau with 73 leaders, and only 27 were employees who were fighting on the front line.

There is also a health bureau, which also has the problem of excessive leadership, which is even more powerful, with a establishment of 50 people, 44 of them are leaders, and there are only 6 employees.

"I said that your thief company is really good, more than 200 people, except for two thieves, the rest are all leaders. Ding Li's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief, "Together with the two of you, feed more than two hundred people." ”

"No way, it's all leaders. Liu Xiang said helplessly.

"What kind of leaders are they?"

"I'll count with you. Liu Xiang stretched out his right hand and thought for a moment, "One chairman and two secretaries of the chairman." ”

"Wait a minute, the chairman of your thief's company and the secretary, and there are two of them. After Ding Li finished speaking, he guessed: "If I guess correctly, these two secretaries are still female secretaries, the kind of female secretaries who look very beautiful, right?"

Liu Xiang nodded.