Dang Shaoqian, my high school classmate. Brother Sorry, I like to add a pronunciation in the middle of Brother Qian, which is more cordial. The first time we met was under the teaching building, and our friends who had played together in junior high school said that this was his brother, so let's take him with us, and we usually take care of something, but he has been taking care of me since then. He is a year older than me, and he doesn't have to pick and choose, although he looks a little thinner, but he is still full of tendon meat, and it is completely overwhelming to start with me. To put it simply, let's just break my wrists, among the men of the same age, I can break the life must be a minority, but in him, let's put it this way, I use two hands, no matter which hand he has, I can't break it, it's the kind of line that doesn't move, this gap once made me ashamed.

At first glance, he looked like a very resolute person, and he had a small red mole on the left side of his face, which he always told me was his beauty mole. However, every time I got my disdain and ridicule, he just started to hammer me hard, and added very pompous expressions and movements like a boxer in the ring, shaking his head, screaming, and then punching me in the arm. At first I would be very resolute in resisting, but gradually I gave up resisting, because my resistance would only make him a Bengali.

In fact, in my eyes, he is more like a wise man who is beyond the ordinary, seeing through everything, but also enjoying it. We have known each other for seven years, which is a relatively long time, and it goes without saying that the tacit understanding between us is not to mention. In fact, when I first met, he thought that I was not good, too impetuous, and I also thought that he was not good, too boring, like a stuffy gourd. Later, he slowly taught me a lot of things, being a person, doing things. He would always pour cold water on my head when I was most proud, tell me what things would look like this way, and help me figure out how to deal with it. What's even more amazing is that every time the result is not much different from what he expected. And when I was most lost, I told me that men are still like men, even if they die, they also stand hard to die. Because of this, plus he is a year older than me, so I have to call him a brother, a pure brother, yes, it's my sorry brother.

When I was a sophomore in high school, he was in the key class, and I was in the last regular class in the regular class. At that time, he forced me to exercise every day, and he set me the goal that every day when he came to our class after evening self-study, he had to see me in a push-up position. Since the key class is a little late after the evening self-study, I don't know when he will come down, so every night after the evening self-study I listen at the staircase, and when I hear him come down, I run back to the classroom, quickly find a bench to hold it down, and then pretend to be very tired.

When he saw me, he didn't say a word, but rode on me: Don't fall me, or the time will double.

I gritted my teeth: Sorry brother, I haven't finished my homework tonight?

", when have you ever done your homework? Besides, do you have a pen on a horse? Lao Tzu has been studying for so many years, and I have never seen a person who has gone to high school in his second year of high school and didn't even buy a pen. ”

After saying that, he began to shake my back vigorously, and my greatest wish was to beat him one day. I'm going to beat him to death, well, it's useless to beg me for mercy when the time comes, and it's not okay to cry.

At that time, my monthly living expenses were nearly 1,000, and my brother was a fixed 12 per week, of which 20 was the travel expenses. Every time, I would spend my own food early and then follow him to eat. Once, I really didn't have money to eat, and I had been gnawing Yuzhu instant noodles for two whole days, and there was a smell of spices all over my body, and I was dizzy with hunger. When it was time to eat, Brother Apologetic came to find me.

"I don't care, I don't want to eat instant noodles today, Lao Tzu wants to go to the canteen to eat, hurry up and find a way, otherwise I will sprinkle all the grievances of the past few days on you at noon today, and you just think about what you can bear." ”

Forced by his obscenity, I could only cheekily borrow her meal card from Yiqing.

Yiqing: My card is for you to use, I can just eat it with my girlfriend, anyway, our girls eat less, it's enough.

In the midst of one sentence of embarrassment, I snatched the meal card from her hand and said that I would invite her to drink a week's drink next week. Because I know that after my living expenses are called, I can continue to be chic.

In Yiqing's contempt, I took her meal card and ran to the dining hall like a vicious dog.

I walked to the cafeteria with Brother Apologetic, and he said: Let's swipe first to see how much money there is, don't be enough for a while.

I said: Well, that makes sense, otherwise it will be embarrassing to wait for the meal to be ready.

With the credit card machine, damn, there are still more than 500 people, is it so rich? Under the shameless discussion between me and him, the two of us decided to eat hard, drink hard, eat whatever is expensive, drink whatever is not good or expensive, and wait until the end of this week. So, the two of us began to continue to be chic, and every time we went to the supermarket after a meal, we would come out with a large number of people, and the eyes of the people around us looked at us as if they were reincarnated as hungry ghosts. Moreover, every time he was on the road, he would snatch my snacks, I was helpless, but I couldn't beat it. In fact, he is one of the few people who has treated me without any tricks. Compared with Liu Dong, I can still reason with him, but it's okay if I can't pretend to be wronged and coquettish. Only this product, I have no way at all, I can't beat it, I can't talk about it, I can't say it, I said I'm in a hurry, he still beats you, there is no reason to talk about it at all.

I once thought it was the most humiliating year of my life, and if anyone dared to do that to me in normal times, I would have smoked him to death. That year, I was too lazy to go home on weekends, so I always stayed at his house, and his parents treated me as dear. Her mother called me even more kind, and when she was eating, she said: Shuang'er, you eat vegetables, eat more, drink porridge, and drink it while it's hot. At this time, I just looked at him proudly, and the more angry he was, the happier I became. If it weren't for his parents, I would have laughed out loud, even if she beat me up.

I'm sorry, my brother was not happy in an instant.

With a resentful face, he said: Mom, you haven't called me that, and you still call me so close.

You'll still stare at me when you say that.

Her mother: You talk less, you see how thin Shuang'er is, let him eat more.

Brother Apologetic's eyes widened: Good mother, he is one hundred and thirteen, I am one hundred and two, you said that he is thin, who is your biological son between the two of us?

But every time, her mom would turn to me. It was at this time that I was able to find a trace of dignity from him, and then laughed at him for a long time, although it ended in my screams, but I was also happy, at least we got the field back, didn't we.

As I became more and more familiar with his family, I also followed him and called his parents our parents. Every time I was at his house, I slept with him on a kang. The worst thing is that this product has to grab a pillow with me every time, and I want the pillow to be soft and comfortable. I didn't want to, so he beat me and made me sit on the corner of the kang and cry. Then when it was time to do the laundry, I asked him to wash my shoes, and when I was done, I had to put on my shoelaces, because I was clumsy and didn't look good. So every time he would scold me for being stupid and snatch my shoes out of my hand, and then put them on and throw them at me.

Since he often goes back to his house, one weekend because he had to pick up some things when he went home, Brother Sorry went home alone. The first thing his father said when he saw him was: Hey, why did you come back alone?

Brother Apologetic looked depressed: Dad, how many sons do you have?

His Dad: Oh, Shuang'er didn't come this week.

Then he turned around and left, and Brother Apologetic stood there with a depressed face, vowing to seek revenge on me, and then he would forget it in a few days.

Brother Sorry doesn't drink, doesn't surf the Internet, and smokes very little. I often take him to the Internet café to play games with me, but he refuses because he doesn't know what to do online. QQ friends are no more than twenty,Not to mention playing games,Even when I went to the Internet café for the first time, I didn't even know where the boot button was.,Typing and chatting with people is to use a finger to find the letters one by one.,Typing wrong.,Shout a slot.,And then delete it and re-spell.。 I could always find something to laugh at him, and every time he was going to hit me, I would learn how he was typing before him, and laugh uncontrollably.