Yang Rui moved his body twice uncomfortably, he wanted to say, "I don't break the law or discipline when chatting with foreigners, I don't violate social morality, and follow public order and good customs", but, looking at the serious face of the aunt of the neighborhood committee, and the excited eyes that are eager to try, Yang Rui said obediently: "I am a student." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

In the eyes of the aunt, including Yang Rui's moving of his buttocks, it is a manifestation of uneasiness in her heart.

She stared at Yang Rui vigorously, the smiling face at the beginning was gone, and she said sharply: "Where are the students, did you bring your student ID?"

Yang Rui touched his pocket and said in a low voice: "I didn't bring my student ID." ”

"Didn't bring it? Then I'm still working in Zhongnanhai. What are you doing here?"

"It's all about chatting. ”

"Chat, can you talk about money, when I'm stupid. Say it!"

The voice of the aunt of the neighborhood committee is trained for many years, and it is also her most commonly used weapon, the so-called roar in the small streets and alleys, the little thieves will be scared out of the water, specializing in petty theft, big rape and evil, infertility, can't afford to marry a wife and can't marry a man.

The foreigners present couldn't understand Chinese, but they were still calmed by the aunt's voice, the whispered discussion disappeared, the calculation in their minds disappeared, and everyone looked at the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

The aunt was not afraid, her hands were on her hips, her eyes were like two table tennis balls, and while kicking Yang Rui, she also paid attention to the foreigners with her spare eyes, ready to have a ping-pong diplomacy at any time.

"Yang Rui, is there any problem?" Raymond asked Yang Rui nervously, it was the first time he had come to China, and in addition to his enthusiasm for profits, he didn't know as much about China as India.

Yang Rui explained in English with a helpless expression: "This lady is a member of China's community joint defense organization, well, a member of a semi-official and semi-non-governmental organization. She's asking why we're here. ”

Raymond was shocked: "Are we breaking the law?"

He looked around him and at his own table and asked in a low voice, "Is public drinking not allowed in China?"

"Public drunkenness is allowed. We didn't break the law. Yang Rui smiled bitterly.

The interpreters brought by everyone present also came over at this time, and you explained the situation to their respective employers in English or Japanese, Italian and German are both small languages, and naturally you can't expect to have a local language translator in China.

"It's useless if you have a lot of people. Don't think I don't know what you're up to. The excitement in Auntie's eyes could not be concealed.

She pointed at Yang Rui and said, "You're selling China's intelligence, aren't you?"

Yang Rui was dizzy, and the shadow of Sailor Moon flashed in his mind, as if shouting: Boy, explain!

When I opened my eyes again, the beautiful girl looked like she had been beaten by Ultraman, and her eyebrows were about to stand up.

"Where in the world are there so many spies, you think too much. Yang Rui said.

"You're a spy. Under the street lamp at the mouth of the alley, a looming red scarf finally couldn't help but rush out, pointed at Yang Rui and said, "That's how Uncle Lei Feng caught the spy." ”

Yang Rui was dazed: "What the hell?"

When Uncle Lei Feng was standing guard, he found that an old man was sneakily asking about the situation in the barracks, so he arrested him and interrogated him, and sure enough, he found out that he was a spy. You're sneaky too!" The girl wearing the red scarf bravely accused Yang Rui and said, "What we write in the textbook will not be wrong." ”

Not only Yang Rui, but also the Chinese who translate for foreigners are stunned, is it really good to translate such words to foreign friends?

Yang Rui touched his head and sighed: "Your teacher is also full of hard work in order to teach you an idiom." ”

"Fight with the enemy!" The male red scarves hidden at the mouth of the alley finally couldn't help but rush out, they ran backwards with their left hand, stretched out their fists with their right hands, and ran fast, if they looked sideways, it was Superman flying, of course, they were now pretending to be holding red tassel guns or bayonets.

"Let's disperse. Yang Rui stood up helplessly.

"You stop. You too, stop them!" "Auntie is not a bureaucrat who just talks and doesn't do anything, she grabbed Yang Rui's clothes and arranged for the children to block the entrance of the alley.

"Lao Zhang, Lao Wang, Lao Li Xiaohuang, Lao Zhou Wang Si, Da Lizi, and the tofu sellers, all take out the guys for me. The aunt shouted the names of the soldiers and quickly surrounded Yang Rui and the others.

The chaos shop owner with a rolling pin, the **** shop owner with a kitchen knife, the boiled shop owner with a pot lid, and the tofu shop owner with a net bag are in front, and the sleeves of his clothes are hunting in the cold wind.

The owner of the tofu shop looked ahead, his arms were tense, and asked softly, "Old Liu's family, why am I selling tofu?"

……

Half an hour later, the police from the police station came to the tense alley and worked on the spot.

The instructor of the police station looked bitter and hateful, and as soon as he sat on the bench of the tofu stall, he fell silent.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee said anxiously: "Hey, why don't you talk when you come." ”

"I don't know English, what do you say?" the instructor looked at the aunt angrily and said, "Besides, what am I asking?"

"Just ask them if they're spies. ”

"They're going to say no. ”

"Then they're lying!" The aunt said categorically: "My family has heard them, the number is too big, isn't it?"

The old man wearing the red scarf stood out embarrassedly from behind the old king of the chaos shop.

The instructor said kindly, "Little sister, do you understand what they say?" ”

"I can only understand numbers. The old man wearing a red scarf whispered: "The Children's Palace has recently taught numbers. ”

"Then the numbers, what they said. ”

"He said 20 million, he said 12 million, and then he said 2 million......" The little girl pointed to Yang Rui and Arnold and others, and said the same thing.

"Is that so?" the instructor asked Yang Rui back.

Yang Rui raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, these numbers are said." ”

"Then what did you say? The instructor asked.

"It's inconvenient to say. Yang Rui replied.

"Spy!" the red scarf poked a head out of the aunt's armpit, gritting her teeth.

"You have to explain, or I'll let you go, and everyone won't agree. The instructor looked at Yang Rui's young and handsome face, and felt a little inexplicably excited in his heart.

Yang Rui looked around, he was also very helpless, and thought about it: "On behalf of a Hong Kong company, I quoted to several other foreign companies, and 20 million is part of the quotation, which is almost like this." ”

The instructor didn't know whether he believed it or not, and his eyes swirled around Yang Rui.

The aunt shouted even more proudly: "Isn't it? ”

"Fair dealing, reasonable and legal, and it is a transaction between a Hong Kong company and a company in the United Kingdom, the United States, Japan, etc. Yang Rui turned his head and explained, "Can we leave?"

The instructor pondered for a moment and said, "Call the leader of your unit and come to collect people with a letter of introduction and your identity certificate." If you are a foreigner, wait for someone from the foreign affairs department to come here. ”