Comrade Fan Haichao carried the telephone pole and ran wildly for about a kilometer, he never realized that the telephone pole was redundant, he didn't need to carry it at all, the dog chain that tied him was tied to his foot and neck, and he had already separated from the telephone pole.

Until a kind person reminded him that he thought he was the kindest person in the world, and it also made his heart warm like a spring for a while, since he was deceived at noon until now, he has always lost confidence in the world, thinking that the hearts of people in the world are no longer ancient, and the worst is people.

After Fan Haichao was reminded, he didn't even look at it and threw the telephone pole he was carrying to the back of his head, what does it mean to leave it behind, Fan Haichao's action of throwing the telephone pole is a typical one left behind.

Fan Haichao threw the telephone pole quickly, accurately and in time, and the pair of men and women on motorcycles who deceived themselves were chasing after them, only three centimeters away from Fan Haichao, that is, the thickness of a red brick.

The big wrench in the hand of the man riding the motorcycle had been raised high, and was about to smash Fan Haichao's head, and the toothy woman sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle was already standing on the motorcycle, stretching out her two hands and was about to hold Comrade Fan Haichao carrying the telephone pole.

Just when the man and woman were about to succeed, suddenly Fan Haichao made a move that he left behind, and the telephone pole rolled over and smashed on the body of the man and woman, smashing the man and woman upside down and flying out, smashing on the hood of a JAC off-road vehicle behind.

The JAC off-road vehicle was driving relatively slowly, and there was a man nearly 40 years old with a goatee in the car, and a woman of nearly 50 years old was sitting in the passenger cab.

The woman, who was nearly fifty years old, also responded to the man's movements with a goatee, and she used her short and thick palm to scratch his fierce breasts, also with a look of intoxication and happiness, and she also happily hummed the lyrics of "Today's old lady is also very happy".

Just when the man and woman in the car were intoxicated, grinning and shouting that it was refreshing, suddenly a pair of men and women holding a telephone pole flew upside down, rolled from the hood of his JAC off-road vehicle to the windshield, and directly penetrated the windshield and smashed into the men and women in the JAC car.

The man and woman riding the motorcycle flew upside down into the JAC off-road vehicle, smashed the man and woman who were touching the murderer in the JAC off-road vehicle, and smashed the two people overturned, the two seats became one hundred and eighty-five degrees, and the four people superimposed and shot into the trunk of the off-road vehicle, knocked the trunk open, and bounced out together, rolling down on the road, and the pair of men and women continued to hum "Today Lao Tzu is doubling cool, Lao Niang is doubling cool." ”

Four men and women hugged the telephone pole and rolled down in the middle of the road, a Kia off-road vehicle behind hurriedly braked urgently, and the two front wheels grabbed the heads of the male and female singers, and the two people suddenly broke their heads and bled out, and the pair of men and women were still humming the lyrics of the double cool, which was really refreshing today.

The Kia off-road vehicle stopped suddenly, and a series of rear-end collisions were caused behind, and a total of more than 20 cars were rear-ended, including BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and a sports car of Dahuangfeng, which was too powerful.

The man on the motorcycle had his head smashed and blood was spilling all over the place, and the woman screamed in panic when she saw that the man was bleeding.

"Ouch, husband, you're really bleeding now, you're bleeding your own blood, when you lied to that big head just now, it was pig blood, but now it's your own blood.

Ouch, husband, I'm bleeding too, and I'm also out of my own blood, not pig blood, so much blood. ”

When the toothy woman saw the blood on the ground, she was so frightened that she couldn't do it, but the amount of blood was not it, as if the bottle had been broken, and the blood poured out, and immediately stained the concrete floor.

The man on the motorcycle stood up, hugged the woman and ran, cursing as he ran.

"Losers, when is it, what are you doing with the bleeding, we have to run quickly, otherwise we will be caught by these drivers, and after calling the police, the traffic police will sentence us to full responsibility, so many vehicles have been rear-ended, and there are good cars, then the two of us can't afford to smash the pot and sell iron and sell children!"

There was a big hole in the melon seed in his head, and the blood seemed to pour out, and the man didn't care about it, holding his toothy wife and running wildly, and the toothy wife still said to her husband.

"Husband, let's not be in a hurry, let's touch the porcelain and then leave, blackmail these rich drivers, people touch the porcelain is a fake action, we are a real action." ”

This toothy woman came up with a self-righteous idea, and her man scolded: "You stinky girl, when is it, you still want to touch porcelain, you can't calculate the account, now the richer the more refined you are, you can touch porcelain for a few dollars, people will give you two hundred and fifty years, and there is a lot of money given by that big head." ”

"Stop, the pair of dog men and women who bleed in front, the pair of dog men and women who bleed like a flood bursting like a flood in front, you stand for us, you caused us to chase the tail, you are to be fully responsible, you are the perpetrators!"

"Yes, don't let this dog man and woman run away, they will bleed to death, and they will be caught, they are the perpetrators of the traffic, they must be fully responsible!"

This pair of men and women are discussing whether to touch porcelain, they heard a burst of roars behind them, two people looked back, the two people were not scared to death, five meters away from them, chasing a large group of people, rushing to the front is the pair of men and women who touched each other in the JAC off-road vehicle, they are also bleeding from their heads, bleeding all over their faces, but it is miserable.

Behind the men and women in the JAC off-road vehicle were a large group of drivers, some men and women, some fat and some thin, they were also injured in different ways, and they were bleeding in different ways, some sprayed like fountains, some shot like water guns, the scene was very grand and spectacular.

When a man and a woman on a motorcycle saw this, the man could not care much more, and he ran with all four hooves, like a bull driven mad in the bullring, and the toothy woman in her arms was not idle, and she pulled her throat to refuel her husband.

"Husband, you run, come on, you run with all your strength, you have to run as fast as that big head melon seed, he can run to eighty miles, I believe that husband, you can also run eighty miles, you can still run three hundred miles."

Husband, you are the best, I believe you can do it, men are okay, advertising is good, my husband can do it. ”

There was a chase on the road, the man on the motorcycle was running wildly in front of his wife with his teeth, followed by a large group of drivers and masters, they all had a common characteristic, that is, they ran quite fast, and they were all running wildly while bleeding.

There are dozens of people running on their side, and there are one or two people running in front, the one in front is Comrade Fan Haichao with a big head, and the one in the back is the waiter in the QQ farm, who is also the kind woman who reminded Fan Haichao to throw away the telephone pole.

After Comrade Fan Haichao threw away the telephone pole, he picked up the leg with the dog chain on his neck and ran forward with one leg, like a kangaroo whose leg was broken by a hunter.

It's really not that Comrade Fan Haichao's potential is really unlimited, he has never played the movement of a word horse, and today he can suddenly carry that leg on his neck, and this action can only be achieved by those who play jiu-jitsu.

And this difficult action, today he Fan Haichao not only completed, he can also run wildly, it should be a wild jump, his wild jump speed is still extremely fast, faster than the speed of his legs running wildly, this speed not only surprised the people on the road, but also surprised Comrade Fan Haichao.

There was a person who admired Comrade Fan Haichao, and she couldn't help but praise: "Brother Fan, you are so powerful, you are too powerful, you are a male god, you are so handsome in this action, my toothy sister worships you to death, I am about to die!"

Comrade Fan Haichao is very modest, and he is very low-key to those who worship him, Fan Haichao replied.

"Hehe, how can my brother be so harmful, my brother is just average, my brother doesn't dare to be a male god, my brother is a male nerve at best!"

The more low-key Fan Haichao became, the more the toothy girl admired it, and she praised it again: "Brother Fan, you are so silent, you are a male nerve, and the toothy girl also worships you and throws herself to you."

Brother Fan, don't keep running on the road, look at the large group of people chasing behind, they are all bleeding, you hurry up and get on the bus!"

Storm Tooth Sister's reminder, Comrade Fan Haichao poked his head back, it didn't matter if he probed, but he was frightened, it wasn't a group of people chasing after him, they were all bleeding, and their whole bodies were dyed red, as if they were wearing blood-stained windbreakers, and the pair of men and women who rushed to the front were the same men and women who cheated him out of the money of the dead dog.

", don't do it, isn't it just two thousand yuan, you can afford to spend such a lot of money, and you have gathered a lot of relatives and friends to chase your brother!"

Fan's head didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he quickly jumped up, and he flew towards the bus stop, shouting as he jumped.

"Borrow the light, borrow the light, you all dodged away, don't blame my brother if you touch it, my brother is going to get on the bus!"

Suddenly such a strange person rushed in, and the people on the bus platform were so frightened that they dodged away like a plague god, and they all screamed.

There happened to be a bus coming, and as soon as the door opened, Fan Haichao jumped up, and when he jumped up, he asked the bus driver.

"Hey, master, can't this car reach Tulou Town?"

The bus was driven by a woman, and she replied without looking back: "Strange man, this bus is not in Tulou Town, you got on the wrong bus, the direction is reversed, and you have to go in the opposite direction to Tulou Town." ”

Fan Haichao is really a very polite person, he thanked the female driver, and shouted to the full of passengers: "Hey, big guy borrows light, I'm going to Tulou Town, I have to go inside, you borrow light!"

Fan Haichao jumped to the back of the bus with his feet and neck, and the female bus driver shouted.

", brother, my opposite direction is not to let you go back, but to let you change to a bus that is going in the opposite direction, you jump backwards like this, the old lady can tell you with certainty, you can't jump in Tulou Town even if you jump for a year." ”