Chapter 298: Running with Your Own Feet

The sneering of the toothless woman holding the toothy dog was not finished, and she discovered a strange thing, the comrade Fan's big head who was tied to the telephone pole by herself, pulled the telephone pole upside down and uprooted the thick telephone pole.

She was shocked like a celestial, she had only seen the flower monk Lu Zhishen uprooting the weeping willows from the TV series of "Water Margin", and in reality she had never seen a real person uprooting a tree or anything like that, even the tree as thin as an arm has never seen anyone upside down, let alone a madman who pulls up a telephone pole.

Today, I saw a living madman this time, this Fan head pulled up the thick cement prefabricated telephone pole, this is a shocking person, this Fan head is also too amazing, it can be seen that people are in a hurry to be greater than the potential of the dog.

In fact, how can Fan's head have the strength to pull out the weeping willows, and he doesn't have the strength to pull out the telephone pole, it's just that this telephone pole has been around for a long time, and just now after a frantic kick from him, the electric pole was kicked off by him, and it broke off at the place where it was connected to the concrete floor.

In addition, this telephone pole is very old, and it is not a high-voltage pole or other pipeline pole at all, but a discarded and useless telephone pole, and there is no attachment on it, so it is relatively easy for Fan's head to break it.

Fan ran away frantically with the electric pole in his head, and the dog chain that tied him dragged to the ground, he didn't care about it, and after the electric pole broke, he could have abandoned the pole and fled.

Fan's head is too anxious, he doesn't want to lose this woman's money anymore, it's not easy to earn money by himself, although he took a little kickback from the requisition and demolition, but he can't spend money like this, it's easy to spend money and earn kickbacks.

"Hey, big head, you stop for the old lady, don't run, you haven't paid the old lady for the dead dog, don't want to run!"

Fan's head was carrying the broken power pole as if he had mad cow disease, and he was running wildly on the motorway, he was not running in a straight line, but running rampantly in an S-shape, causing a large blockage of vehicles on the road, and the sound of car horns resounded through the clouds.

Seeing Fan's head running wildly, the woman holding the toothy dog hurriedly threw the toothy dog in her arms in the trash can, and chased after Fan's head with her legs, shouting at him while chasing.

The tooth dog was thrown in the trash can by the woman, it was jumping around in it and barking, this is also a stray dog, and the dead tooth dog is really a twin pair, it was rice medicine by the woman to rice it contained.

Therefore, lying in the arms of the woman is very docile, at this time the strength of the rice medicine is passing, its dog eyes have just opened, it was thrown into the trash can by the woman, fell on the wall of the trash can almost painfully died, it struggled desperately in the trash can, the screaming sound was very miserable, as if it wanted to warn its fellow citizens to beware of humans.

The woman chased after her, and Fan glanced back at her head, and he smiled wickedly at her.

"Hehe, sister, do you think that the truth of this big head has hit you, you stop if you tell me to stop, then my big head Fan is not a fool, if you have the ability, you will chase this big head to Tulou Town!"

Fan's head was running all the way in front, he really exerted his potential, carrying a thick telephone pole, and running wildly, the speed really soared all of a sudden, almost breaking through the speed of eighty miles per hour.

The woman was chasing after her, and she also reminded Comrade Fan Haichao: "Hey, hey, big head, this is an urban area, there is a speed limit everywhere, the speed limit here is forty, you don't know that there are cameras everywhere, you are not afraid of being photographed and punished for speeding!"

Don't Fan Haichao run fast, this woman with teeth can also run fast, her speed is one worse than Comrade Fan Haichao, she has also reached a speed of sixty or seventy, which can be said to be faster than a car, directly overtaking on this motorway, whether it is a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz or a sports car, it is all correct.

Fan thought it was funny, and he replied to the woman: "Cut, sister, you think my head is really stupid, the speed limit is for cars, not for animals, the traffic law does not stipulate that pigs cannot speed, like this pig can speed, and the traffic police have no way to take this pig."

Ah, no, what a pig, this big head is not a pig, this big head is a high-level animal, this big head is speeding, the traffic police have no fart to put out, and they don't dare to stop me!"

Fan's head ran wildly for five or six hundred meters, and he didn't hear the woman's voice behind his buttocks, nor did he feel the movement of the woman chasing him, he thought that the woman had given up tracking him, or he was thrown away by himself.

Fan Datou looked back and looked, he really didn't find that woman, it seems that this woman was really dumped by himself, Director Fan is very happy, to compare his running strength with himself, this woman will definitely not be his opponent, otherwise he Fan Datou can be the director of the coordination office, the person who is engaged in coordination is to be able to run, once there is a phenomenon of obstruction, the first person to run is himself, which is also the result of training.

"Haha, big head, old lady, look where you're running, you should stop and pay the money for the dead dog, or you will have to die of exhaustion." ”

Comrade Fan Haichao was secretly proud, and he was still carrying the broken pole and jumping a few times on the motorway, just like some kind of flat pole dance of the Japanese, and the movements were very funny.

When he jumped these movements, all the vehicles on the motorway lowered the glass, and both the driver and the people sitting in the car spat at him, like a water gun, and in a moment, Director Fan was wet, like a chicken in soup.

Before he could finish his movements, he heard the roar of the toothy woman, and at the same time he noticed that a motorcycle was rushing from the side, and the person riding the motorcycle was the same person who had just cheated him out of two thousand dollars of dead dog money.

There was a person sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, it was the middle-aged woman with violent teeth holding a violent tooth dog, and she was urging the man on the motorcycle to hurry up and chase Fan Haichao.

"Husband, hurry up, don't let this big head run away, we've been waiting for three months in a row, and it's finally open today, but you can't miss this great opportunity, now people are all ghosts, if you want to meet such a stupid head, it's not easy, it's almost a hundred years to meet!"

"Fuck, this pair of dog men and women is still a couple, they team up to cheat Ben Tou, fortunately Ben Tou has one more heart, and the last money was not lost to the toothy woman, otherwise, Lao Tzu is really a two-ball goods!"

It turned out that this man and woman were a couple, Director Fan suddenly realized, and he felt that he didn't get up early today, and his luck was not good, and he met two couples who blackmailed him in one day.

At the same time, Director Fan was secretly glad that he didn't fall for the toothy woman in the end, otherwise he would have to lose another 2,000 yuan, and then he would really lose so much that he wouldn't even have his pants left.

"Brother Fan, run away, what are you still standing stupidly for, are you waiting for this pair of dog men and women to catch you, they have been waiting on this street for three months, just waiting for the fool to come in, you hurry up!"

Seeing that this man and woman are husband and wife liars, Fan Haichao couldn't help but be a little dazed, he was in a daze, someone behind him reminded him to run, this reminder made Fan's head come to his senses, and he ran away again, and it was because he ran in time, otherwise he would have been smashed by the man on a motorcycle.

Fan Haichao was grateful to the person who reminded him, and he thanked the person as he ran forward.

"Comrade, thank you, thank you for reminding me sincerely, otherwise, Ben's head will be murdered.

Comrade, if you think it's too emotional, then you can drink mineral water, which will save money. ”

This Director Fan is a very hospitable person, he is also a person who will take revenge if he has revenge, and he will repay if he has affection, he originally invited people to drink coffee or drink alcohol, but when he thought about losing 30,000 yuan today, he was very shy in his pocket, so he immediately changed his words and invited others to drink mineral water.

The person who reminded him didn't care about this, and she also shouted to Fan Haichao: "Brother Fan, my Violent Tooth Sister doesn't ask you for this, as long as you don't hate my Violent Tooth Sister in your heart, I still have to reveal a big secret to you."

Brother Fan, what are you running with a telephone pole on, you are running away, you are not doing any intensive training, and you are not asked to run with weights, why are you running with a telephone pole, it will affect your speed too much!"

The person who reminded Director Fan didn't want him to be grateful to himself, and at the same time reminded him not to run away with a telephone pole, Director Fan was even more grateful, and he also felt that there are still good people in this world, for example, the person who reminded him is a good person, or a good woman with a beautiful soul.

Comrade Fan Haichao was very emotional, and his voice was a little choked: "Comrade, thank you so much, you are really a good person, a good woman who stresses five stresses and four beauties, I Fan Datou sincerely thank you."

Lesbian, but, you reminded me not to run with this telephone pole, because you don't understand the actual situation.

My Fan head is not a solid fool, stupid to carry a telephone pole to run wildly, this telephone pole is less than a hundred or ten pounds.

But Ben's head was chained by the toothy woman, and the dog chain was attached to this telephone pole, and I was connected to this telephone pole, and I couldn't run without carrying it. ”

Fan's head explained to the person who reminded him, and the man said to him again: "Brother Fan, you are so cute, you are too cute, you don't know, the telephone pole you are carrying is not tied to the dog chain at all, the dog chain is still dragging on your feet and neck, you are carrying a telephone pole, it is stupid, it is redundant." ”

This sentence really reminded Comrade Fan Haichao, he looked at it carefully, and sure enough, as the person who reminded him, the dog chain was just tied to his foot and neck, and there was nothing on the telephone pole, and Fan Haichao, who understood it, scolded.

"Damn, this dog chain is not tied to the telephone pole at all, but to the top of my own foot and neck, so why don't I run with my own foot, why do I run with this telephone pole, am I Fan Haichao really stupid!"