Fan Haichao, director of the coordination office, slept so soundly, his snoring was like a five-magnitude earthquake, and the houses were almost collapsed, making the ground shake.

Fan's head slept darkly this night, and he slept twelve times in one breath, not twelve times in one breath, this was twelve hours in one sleep, he snored badly, and there was a disconnection in the middle, and sometimes there was a phenomenon of out of breath, and if he couldn't come up in one breath, he had to say goodbye, which was very terrifying and scary.

Fan's head woke up at more than eleven o'clock at noon, he has a habit of sleeping, he doesn't like a little light in the room, the curtains must be tightly blocked, that is closed seamlessly, just the curtains are not enough, and he found a large cardboard box shell for cigarettes, and sealed the window three layers and three layers until no light came in.

In addition to the windows and door cracks, he used paper to plug the cracks in the door, and used 160 newspapers from top to bottom, all of which were the kind of newspapers that advertised in hospitals, what kind of advertising newspapers for men's medical care, women's gynecological medical care, and so on.

This kind of newspaper is simply unreadable, full of newspapers are full of defective places, especially in the forbidden areas for men and women, of course, this kind of hospital is to make money with defective big guys, they wish that all people have physical defects, so that they can make a fortune.

Fan likes to pay attention to this kind of medical advertisement, and he has to study it several times a day, and every time he compares himself with the problems in this medical advertisement, he laughs and talks to himself after the comparison.

"Hehe, these problems, this big head also appears from time to time, is this big head also physiologically defective?

Cut, this big head doesn't believe it, you ruined hospitals are fucking money, I guess you doctors are all physically handicapped people, or psychologically flawed people. ”

Fan studied the advertisements with his head, and then stuffed them into the crack of the door to block the light coming in from the outside, and the whole crack of the door was stuffed to the brim.

In the past, Fan's big head was only stuffed once before going to bed, and he slept almost until dawn, but in recent days, he can't, he has to plug the crack of the door several times.

Because, in the last few days, he has to urinate frequently, and he has to get up three or four times a night to put out the water, but every time he opens the door, the newspapers stuffed in the crack of the door fall all over the floor, and after the water is finished, he has to stuff it in one by one.

In the end, Fan found that the amount of work involved in stuffing the newspaper was also very large, and he also found that the newspaper was stuffed one night, but he didn't sleep well, and the quality of sleep was insufficient.

However, Fan Datou is a person with perseverance and perseverance, no matter how many times he urinates, he is meticulous in completing the work of plugging the door cracks, no matter how bad the sleep quality is, this door plugging work can not be omitted.

The key is that Fan is a person who likes black, and he can't see half light when he sleeps at night, as long as there is half light, he can't sleep at all, and he must block all this light out of the door.

The room of Fan's head was pitch black, whether it was a sunny day when the sun was high, or what kind of weather it was, even if it was almost noon, there was almost no light in Fan's room, whether it was reaching out or stretching out his feet, he couldn't see his five fingers.

When Fan's head woke up, he found that the room was still dark, so he screamed, turned his head back and went back to sleep.

"Damn, it's still so dark, you can't see the butt eye when you stretch your ass, Lao Tzu has woken up a fart, let's go back to sleep!"

Fan is such an eclectic person, and he doesn't think about it, how to stretch his ass, if he wants to see the ass eye, it is also a very difficult thing to see without the help of other conditions.

Fan's head is too tired, don't sleep that heavily, can he not be tired, yesterday he played several potentials, shadowless feet kicked the telephone poles, carried the telephone poles for several kilometers, shouldered the feet and necks for several kilometers, and jumped back and forth on the bus, but he gave full play to the greatest potential in his life, and when he returned to the dormitory, it was more than eleven hours at night, which was more than a dozen hours of potential.

Fan's head then fell asleep soundly, and after another five hours of sleep, he woke up again, he opened his eyes and saw that the room was still so dark, and he raised his ass but didn't find his ass eye, and he screamed again.

"Damn, fuck, I still can't see my ass, that old man wakes up so quickly and fucks the ball, and then continue to sleep!"

Comrade Fan Haichao has a habit that he likes to sleep naked and on his stomach. So, he lifted his buttocks, but when he lifted his buttocks, he didn't see anything.

He didn't want to think that the room was so dark by himself, so he could see a bird, don't be embarrassed, he wouldn't even see his own bird.

Director Fan continued to fall asleep, and he slept for a long time in this breath, before Director Fan woke up, the first thing he woke up was to lift his buttocks, he wanted to find his buttocks, but this time he also lifted his buttocks, and still didn't see his buttocks.

However, this time he felt that the estimation method of raising his ass to look at his ass was not right, so he took the mobile phone and looked at it, and when he looked at the mobile phone, it was 7 or 10 minutes in the morning, and he quickly jumped up as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake.

"My mom, it's been ten minutes since the morning meeting, I'm not afraid of the morning meeting, I'm afraid of the face, now the owners are connected to the Internet, the quality inspection station requires a face to be scanned every day, and if you don't sweep once, you have to deduct money." ”

Fan's head jumped up and opened the door and ran, and the moment he opened the door, the 160 newspapers stuffed in the crack of the door fell to the ground like snowflakes.

Director Fan ran out fifteen meters away, he felt that something was wrong, how could he feel that something was dangling in his lower body, he looked closely and shouted.

", why is the big head still running naked, no wonder it feels different from the past, there is something dangling in the lower body, just like the pendulum in the big wooden clock, it turns out that Lao Tzu is not dressed yet. ”

Fan's head was in a hurry, and he jumped out without wearing clothes at all, shaking his tool, and after finding out, he quickly jumped back, but after jumping back, he found that a serious problem appeared, the door was closed by himself, and it couldn't be opened, and the key was still hanging on his pants.

"My brother's, Fan's big head, what are you doing, why did you run out naked, and now you can't go back to the room, what can I do. ”

Fan's head was really anxious, he jumped up and down at the door of the dormitory with his hands in his forbidden area, like a person who stole someone's wife, and his husband rushed home, and he was kicked out of the door naked by his concubine.

Fan's head was very aggrieved, people succeeded in stealing other people's wives, he didn't succeed in stealing, he shouldn't have stolen it at all, so he shut himself out of the door, dangling a bell naked, what is this.

I usually want to see my ass eyes, but now it's good, I'm jumping around outside the door with my bare ass, if this is seen by others, it's not all the spring light, and then let people spread it on the Internet, it's a nude photos.

Fan is afraid that others will see him naked, and he is even more afraid that his colleagues will see his embarrassment, which is a shame and a place for himself.

But what was Fan's head afraid of, he was afraid of being seen, and at this time he was really seen by a person, and when that person saw the embarrassment of Fan's head, he immediately cheered as if he had seen a gorilla.

"Hey, Director Fan, what are you playing, what kind of art are you doing, and body art, you won't be playing selfies.

Don't take a selfie, I'll take a few photos for you, you pose a few poses, I'll take a few good photos, and then send them to the group, so that the big guys can enjoy it!"

That person really took several photos of Fan's head, he was a long-range and side-shot, and he took several photos from several angles.

This person clicked and patted himself, but Director Fan was in a hurry, and shouted directly to the man: "Hey, Mr. Wang, you can't shoot, you must not shoot in the group."

Wang Cai, you are falling into a hole, I, Fan Haichao, forgot to put on my clothes, and I was locked in the room by the key again, I am so embarrassed, you can't borrow the chicken to lay the egg, take the opportunity to mock me!"

This person is really Wang Cai, the chief economist of the project department, and the most annoying person in Fan's head is this Wang Cai, a slave, white is a dog of Ma Ming and Shi Tiejun, bald and wearing glasses with two circles, he is not a good bird at first glance, and he usually works against himself.

It's really a narrow road, who doesn't meet but meets an enemy, it's really red-eyed.

The chief economist Wang Cai doesn't care about this, he wants to mock Fan Datou in his dreams, the two of them are also a pair of enemies, this time Fan's head is out of foreign appearance, he is asking for it, and he is also in his own arms.

"Haha, Director Fan, you misunderstood me like this, I mean to help you, you see that those Internet celebrities are all behind the scenes, no one can be popular without this behind-the-scenes promoter.

I am now the driving force behind you, and I guarantee that I can make Director Fan popular all over the Internet, and the hit rate will soar even higher than the box office of that blockbuster movie, which is really popular all the way. ”

"Wang Cai, what kind of pusher, don't talk nonsense, what kind of Internet celebrity, I don't want to become an Internet celebrity like this, don't add any more blockage, I beg you."

Moreover, Wang Cai, let's discuss a matter, you borrow me two clothes to wear, and when I finish the morning meeting, I will find someone to unlock this door and return the clothes to you. ”

Director Fan couldn't enter the door, so he could only beg Wang Cai to borrow his clothes to wear, and Wang Cai pushed his glasses and laughed sinisterly.

"Hehe, Director Fan, it's okay to borrow clothes, but your attitude is so insincere, I can't lend it to you. ”

Fan Haichao said: "Wang Cai, don't you just lend you two clothes, what kind of attitude do you need, and what kind of pious Cheng dù do you need?" ”

Fan Haichao knew that this Wang Cai was deliberately taking the opportunity to rectify himself, he couldn't let himself go so easily, Fan Haichao scolded in his heart, how could he be planted in the hands of this bastard.

Wang Cai laughed: "Haha, Director Fan, we are brothers, I am older than you, that is your eldest brother, you have to be pious, you can drill under my crotch with your bare ass!"