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Things gather people in groups, Niu Zhan feels that this horse-faced brother is very close to him, and he has been a child who has been stealing chickens and dogs since he was a child, and the two really have a feeling of seeing each other late, as if they are long-lost siblings

Niu Zhan sued the horse-faced brother, your father beat you to death so ruthlessly, and I suspect that it is not your biological father

The horse-faced brother also sued the cow to struggle, and your mother beat you to death like this, and I suspect that she is not your biological mother

The two of them suddenly found an amazing question, could it be that their parents would be a couple, otherwise why would they be so ruthless, the two also scolded this as a pair of adulterers and silver women, but the two taxi drivers laughed badly, how did these two goods get together, it is really incompatible

The two taxi drivers saw the two lying on the hood talking, and they also alerted the two men

"Big brothers, don't talk on the hood, it's too dangerous, you come in the back row"

"Hey, you two are annoying, let's talk, you are crooked, sitting in your passenger cab and talking, you two are in the way, and we can't treat you as air"

Before the two taxi drivers could finish speaking, Niu Zhan and the two were impatient and scolded the two taxi drivers

Niu Struggle continued: "Fourth Brother Ma, let me ask you, how did you find this cucumber slimming weight loss center?"

The horse-faced brother replied: "Third Brother Niu, I came to this weight loss center because my wife gave it to a minister surnamed Niu when she was cleaning herself, and she also suspected that this minister surnamed Niu had a second career, that is, to send this small card everywhere and post small advertisements, and let me also send small cards and post small advertisements after I lost weight."

Niu struggled and said: "Oh, you say this, I also suspect that the surname Niu is abnormal, otherwise how would he get so many small cards, and I also suspect that this surnamed Niu often goes to the entertainment places of this small card to do that kind of thing of stealing chickens and dogs."

The horse-faced brother nodded and replied: "No, I also have the same suspicions as the third brother Niu, and my wife has always been so suspicious, saying that the minister surnamed Niu is not a good person, and he worships ghosts and ghosts every day, and runs to the women's toilet at every turn, she suspects that this surnamed Niu is spying on herself, and at the same time spying on the female colleagues in her unit."

Niu struggled and said: "Well, what you said is completely right, what your wife said is completely right, I also doubt it, this Minister Niu is abnormal, he is very likely to really peep at your wife, and spy on their female colleagues, otherwise how can he appear in the women's toilet"

The horse-faced brother said: "Yes, third brother Niu, I don't care that he is also surnamed Niu, you are also surnamed Niu, I have a word about this person, I suspect that this Minister Niu is a little **, it is simply **crazy"

Niu struggled and said: "Alas, Fourth Brother Ma, this doesn't need to give me face, although we are all surnamed Niu, but I absolutely despise this kind of ** person, I have to beat him when I see him, it's a shame for our surname Niu."

Fourth Brother Ma, I have to ask you, where does your wife work, I also kindly remind you, with this ** Minister Niu here, let your wife change to a unit, so as not to let him peep"

The horse-faced brother said: "Third Brother Niu, you are right, I also think so, I am going to let my wife change the unit, and this unit is not bad, thousands of wages are in arrears for two or three months, and it is said that it is a few hundred strong enterprises, that is, a leather bag company with sheep's head and dog meat, otherwise how can there be a ** Minister Niu."

Brother Niu, my wife is doing cleaning work in a project department in Tulou Town, and the house rented by this project department is still the building where the Tulou Town Government lived."

Niu struggled and said: "Oh, if you say that, then your wife is working in our project department, she said that there is a minister surnamed Niu, and there are not many ministers surnamed Niu on our project, only me."

Ah, Fourth Brother Ma, is it me who your wife is talking about?"

Niu Struggle thought about it, the surname of the entire project department is Niu, and he is the only one with the surname Niu, so what the wife of this horse-faced brother said, Minister Niu, is not referring to himself

"Ah, it turns out that you're the best cow minister, no wonder you can do that kind of in a pumpkin"

Niu Struggle said it, the horse-faced brother was also stunned, he also sat down, and he could judge that he was a ** person from the kind of bad things Niu Struggle did since he was a child

"Fourth Brother Ma, aren't you also each other, but I've never peeped at your wife, your wife is like that, even if I let me peep, I won't peep at each other."

"Well, Third Brother Niu, I believe what you said, my wife doesn't have any appearance at all, she looks like a man's wife, don't say that you have a voyeuristic yang, even I don't have that kind of yang."

This cow struggle and this horse-faced brother is quite compatible, the two are also very speculative, the two also described themselves as smelly, the two also left each other a phone call, to see how the weight loss effect is, if it will rebound tomorrow, they meet again to come to this weight loss center, they feel that what can not be done only once, important things are done three times, then three times for the full

"Hey, two big brothers, we think you should climb off the hood, you can sit on the back seat, lower the glass to talk, there is no need to lie on the hood, not to mention that it is too dangerous, sometimes it also blocks our view, and maybe it will hit a tree"

The two taxi drivers shouted at Niu Fen and the two, hoping that they would climb off the hood, which would be too dangerous to lie on top of the hood and crash into a tree if they were not careful

"I'm going, why didn't you two say it earlier, so that the two of us have been lying on this hood, and we have scalded off a few pieces of meat in our belly, and there is a smell of baked rubber skin, and at the same time, we suspect that your taxis have been more than ten years, is this water tank often boiling?"

"That's right, what the two big brothers said is not wrong, our two taxis are more than ten years, and they run very hard every day, this horse watch doesn't know when it breaks, and I don't know how much distance it has run in total, this water tank is to open the pot every three or five times, and our breakfast is to put two eggs in the water tank, you can pay attention"

As soon as the two taxi drivers finished saying the word "attention", the two taxis crashed into a tree, and Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother fell on the tree at the same time, and were swung back to the hood of the two cars, rolling down from the hood, overlapping and stacking on top of each other, and did not get up for a long time

"Hey, can your taxi still drive?"

Five minutes later, Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother got up, and they asked the two taxi drivers, who were fine, but the taxi was damaged, and they couldn't run away from their stomachs

Both drivers cried: "Two big brothers, you are our broom stars, we didn't make a penny, and now we have crashed this car, if this car is overhauled, it is estimated that there will be no 350,000 bad repairs, my God, why are we so unlucky"

"I'll go, don't be sad, okay, you're still not a man, you have to be calm if you're a man, isn't it just a loss of 350,000 yuan, and you can earn it back if you run for a few more days?"

Niu Zhan is quite good at persuading the two taxi drivers, he looked around the two taxis again, and felt that these two taxis can still run, he used to be engaged in machinery, and he still knows more about this machinery

Niu Struggle told the two taxi drivers that these two taxis can still drive away, but they need to be pushed for a while before they can be started, and we are now short of time and cannot sit here and wait

Niu Struggle called three people up, or two people in a taxi, and first pushed the taxi to start, but the way Niu Struggle was really good, and the taxi was pushed and started

The two taxi drivers admired Niu Struggle, and felt that he was a mechanic, who knew the performance of the vehicle very well, and was an expert

After the taxi was pushed, they got into the car separately and drove the taxi forward, and when the taxi driver got into the car, he found that he could only hang one forward gear, that is, the first gear

"I'm going, I'm running forward in first gear, how long will it take to get to the destination?"

The two taxi drivers were dumbfounded, this taxi can only hang one gear, or the lowest speed gear, what year and month can this run to the destination

The cow struggles to tell them to be patient, it is better to have a gear than no gear, just like the tortoise and the rabbit race, as long as the tortoise has been crawling, there will be a day when it reaches its destination

The two taxi drivers had no choice but to do so now, and whoever let them encounter such a situation would be a tortoise and a hare race now

However, when they ran out three kilometers in first gear, the engine stalled again, and they couldn't hit it, and they couldn't hit it even if the key was broken

Niu Struggle asked the driver to stop igniting and go down to push the cart, and the four people went down to push the cart and pushed out a kilometer of road before pushing the taxi into action

The taxi went out three kilometers away and turned off again, and the four people got out of the car and pushed the cart out one kilometer away, and the taxi ran away again, and they went up and drove three kilometers away, and so on and so on, and so on, that these four people were tired like grandchildren

"Third Brother Niu, I have a discovery, I think that pushing one kilometer and driving three kilometers like this is not as fast as the two of us, let's find a chance to run."

After pushing about ten times, the horse-faced brother reminded Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle felt reasonable, the two discussed for a while, and said to the two drivers, they are going to poop, you push for a while

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother ran to the back of the taxi and squatted down, pretending to poop, squatting for three minutes, and the two of them got up and ran back

"Hey, two big brothers, we know that you poop fakely, you are thinking of taking the opportunity to escape, do you think that it is better to run away like this for a while, then you just need to say hello and you start running, why be sneaky like this"

"Hehe, two brothers, I'm sorry, we're in a hurry, we can't take care of you, we have to rush back to pay"

The bull struggled and the horse-faced brother smiled, and then ran wildly, and ran out twenty or thirty kilometers in one breath, and they found a large shed in front of them

"I'm going, we're patronizing and running, it turns out that we ran in the opposite direction, no wonder these two drivers are so kind to let us run quickly, we are back to this cucumber slimming weight loss center",