Chapter 498: Cow's Struggle's Trick
As a result of the two viagra sitting on the tiger chair, there was an astonishing discovery, and it was found that the people behind the setting of the tiger chair were not the two sisters, but the boss of the material department.
Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei analyzed it fiercely, this tiger chair is not set up for others, it is set up for you Ji Wei, from the first day Niu Struggle has not been used to you Comrade Ji Wei, he has the heart to kill you Ji Wei.
Xiong Erwei also told Comrade Ji Wei about a situation, Niu Zhan gnawed on the chicken leg when he was eating, he was gritting his teeth and gnawing at you, and at the same time staring at you with his eyes slanted, that is, he wanted to gnaw you as a chicken leg.
Ji Wei told Xiong Erwei that he had already seen that this bull boss had fought with him on the wrong bone, and it seemed that he had become a thorn in his eye.
"Two viagras, don't be foolish, how can Minister Niu be what you said, you are also a gentleman with the heart of a villain, you should also hurry up, you didn't hear the panting sound of climbing the stairs, it is estimated that Minister Niu came to work. β
"Hmph, Brother Gao, Niu Struggle's ** belly, he is the belly of the villain, we are the belly of the villain with the heart of a gentleman. β
However, hearing the coughing sound downstairs, as well as the rapid panting, the two viagras quickly jumped up from the ground, and they knew that this was a cow struggle.
Niu Fentou was too obese, he walked from his place to the project department, and climbed one more staircase, he was out of breath and tired like his grandson.
The chassis of Niu Struggle is too big, he naturally has some characteristics, the sound of panting is particularly loud, and the movement of walking is also very loud, especially when he arrives at the mouth of the project department, he likes to cough a few throats, and he is afraid that people will not know that he Niu Struggle has come to work.
Even Secretary Shi Tiejun ridiculed him, saying that his panting sound was like the panting of those old women in adult films in Europe and the United States, and he couldn't catch his breath.
Sure enough, it was Niu Struggle who came to work, and he usually came to work at about ten o'clock in the morning, which also reflected his daily management of Minister Niu.
Of course, Niu Zhan usually has a lot of entertainment, most of them are invited by suppliers, he also has a few glasses of wine, and the amount of alcohol is quite large, the kind of person who will get drunk every time he drinks, that is, no one invites him to drink, and he himself has to drink eight taels every night.
Niu struggle every time he drinks, every time he drinks, he is not roaring and noisy, but regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, he likes to sleep naked without a quilt, his drunken habit is still passed on by Mrs. Niu, people are ugly and can not be publicized, Mrs. Niu wishes that Minister Niu has a family ugly, and when she meets people, she will say that she will publicize it everywhere, even if she meets a dog, she can't wait to tell it about the ugly things that Niu struggled to do.
Niu Struggle entered the office of the Ministry of Materials, and he found Comrade Ji Wei at first sight, because Comrade Ji Wei was sitting on his own office chair, and he also crossed Erlang's legs on the desk, the door of his crotch was wide open, and he was singing there with a monkey's mouth.
Comrade Ji Wei sang a divine comedy, a divine comedy created by himself based on others.
"Ah, two b, you are one less b than three b, you are one more b than one b, you are a bull**. β
This product is incomplete, he can't compare to Xiong Erwei, Xiong Erwei's voice is not bad, that is, he can imitate singers and sing, and he can also make up songs by himself, and he can sing very well.
Ji Wei can't do it, it's really a broken donkey's voice, or the broken donkey's voice that was stabbed more than ten times, the song he sang is really fatal.
The moment Niu Zhan saw Ji Wei, his two banana leaf-like eyebrows were twisted, and the two banana leaves formed a fan.
"You, you little bastard, get up for the minister, take off your two little short legs, and go up wherever you are cool. β
Niu Zhan scolded unceremoniously and directly, he scolded Ji Wei and spat at the same time, a mouthful of thick saliva spit on Comrade Ji Wei's face, almost covering Ji Wei's entire face, it can be seen how big Niu Struggle's saliva is, the amount is not a little big.
Ji Wei finally pulled his eyes away from his saliva, and he replied to Niu Struggle with a smile.
"Minister, your eyes are old, look at the two little short legs of this handsome guy, is it still a little short legs, it is almost a long-legged Oba. β
"Oh, what about your mother, you still have long legs, your two legs are chicken legs. β
As soon as Ji Wei said three-quarters of this sentence, Niu Zhan spat out another mouthful of saliva, and once again covered Ji Wei's whole face, his nose was blocked, and Ji Wei was picking at it for a long time.
"Minister Niu, you are worthy of the surname Niu, your cow dung is pulled out of your mouth, you are really big, you didn't drown Lao Tzu.
Minister Niu, why do you call Lao Tzu to get out, this is Lao Tzu's desk, you pull two pieces of feces and let Lao Tzu leave. β
Ji Wei also called himself Lao Tzu, he was also out of the way, he didn't take Niu Struggle in his eyes, and completely tore his face with him.
"You little prince, this place is worthy of you to sit, your position is here, this is your tiger chair, you get Lao Tzu to sit here." β
Niu Fenfeng kicked over the tiger chair, pointed at Ji Wei is mouth and scolded, and did not give Comrade Ji Wei any face.
Ji Wei was still on the bar, he was still sitting there steadily, and Erlang's legs were getting higher and higher.
"Minister Niu, Lao Tzu takes a minister behind the cow, that's not respecting you, that's making fun of you stupid cow.
Minister Niu, sure enough, Brother Xiong's analysis is not wrong, this tiger chair is really set up for us by you, the purpose is to let me enjoy the taste of this tiger chair, and let you enjoy the taste of the presiding judge.
Minister Niu, Lao Tzu is a smart silver, your Minister Niu has a butt, and Lao Tzu knows what kind of shit you want to pull when you are struggling.
Minister Niu, Lao Tzu also sues you, Lao Tzu is going to sit here and not leave, this tiger chair is where you sit, and Lao Tzu will judge you condescendingly. β
Ji Wei didn't move at all, the more Niu Struggle asked him to roll, he just fought with Niu Struggle, and he was so angry that Niu Struggle rolled his eyes sixty-seven, and the speed of rolling his eyes exceeded that of a stopwatch.
"You little king, Lao Tzu told you to get down, do you want to roll or not, do you want to make a trick?"
Niu Struggle was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and his chest was also undulating, and he almost foamed at the mouth.
The more angry the cow struggled, the more proud Ji Wei became, he shook his head while struggling with the ox, and hooked the cow with his fingers to struggle.
"Minister Niu, do you have any tricks to use quickly, you won't be like Zhu Bajie to fart cows, that's enough for Lao Tzu to drink a pot." β
"Hmph, little Wangba, you forced Lao Tzu to make a trick, that's not enough for you to drink a pot, that's enough for you to drink a bucket of urine. β
Niu Struggle shouted, rushed straight to Comrade Ji Wei, rushed to Ji Wei's face, Niu Struggle turned around beautifully, and pointed at Ji Wei with his fat buttocks, and then jumped on the spot, Niu Struggle jumped more than one meter eight high, and the whole fat butt was directly pressed against Comrade Ji Wei who was sitting on the office chair.
Ji Wei watched Niu Struggle's huge ass fall from the sky, and he let out a desperate shout.
"Ah, Minister Niu, you can't use such a trick, how can a thin person like me stand your Taishan pressure, you quickly retract your fat ass, I'm going to roll in a good way?"
Niu Struggle has more than 180 catties of weight, his ass can account for more than 80 catties, and Niu Struggle suddenly exploded explosively, the action of turning and jumping to fall from the sky is all done in one go, this power is not small, it is estimated that there is a weight of half a ton when smashed down.
The speed of the cow's struggle was too fast, poor Ji Wei reacted too late, and he couldn't dodge this ruthless blow, only to see that the fat butt of the cow's struggle was directly pressed on Ji Wei's crotch, and the whole person would sit on Ji Wei's body like a mountain, and the half-ton weight was all pressed on Comrade Ji Wei's body.
"Brother Xiong, Brother Gao, don't hide anymore, come and save me. β
When Niu Struggle fell on Ji Wei from a height of one meter eight, Comrade Ji Wei could only instinctively shout for help, Xiong Erwei and Gao Feng hid in the bathroom when Niu Struggle entered the office, and the two of them were peeking at what happened in the office.
"Brother, you grit your teeth and insist on it, maybe the pain is just for a moment, Brother Ben Xiong can't reveal his identity, those underground party members can't reveal their identities until the last quarter of an hour, then they will be wasted. β
At this time, Xiong Erwei still insisted on not revealing his identity, he shouted it out himself, which does not mean that his identity has been exposed a long time ago.
However, even when Xiong Erwei appeared in time, it couldn't save Comrade Ji Wei, Niu struggled for nearly 200 catties and sat on Comrade Ji Wei's body, relying on him Xiong Erwei couldn't move Niu Struggle, even five Xiong Erwei couldn't move Minister Niu.
When Niu Zhan's butt hit Comrade Ji Wei, the office swivel chair that Ji Wei was sitting on was torn apart on the spot, Ji Wei fell from the chair to the ground, Niu Zhan also fell from the chair, and the moment he touched the ground, Niu Zhan's ass pressed over for the second time.
Comrade Ji Wei only felt that the whole person was not good, all the internal organs were moved, and the stomach suddenly turned over like a river and a sea, at that time, he vomited and leaked, and food appeared in his mouth, nose and stool, and the sixteen egg dumplings he ate in the morning rushed out of Ji Wei's import and exit intact.
"Hehe, little Wang Ba, Lao Tzu has sued you, don't force Lao Tzu to make a trick, you just don't believe it, now you have learned the minister's peerless martial arts." β
"Ouch, your kid's breakfast is not bad, you still eat egg dumplings, your kid also eats a lot of food, and he ate sixteen egg dumplings in one go." β
Niu Struggle sat on Ji Wei's body, ran over and over with his buttocks, and every time Ji Wei crushed it, he spit out food up and down.
"Niu struggle, you are still the minister of materials, you don't know how to count, this one is sixteen, and this one spits out four. β
As soon as Niu Struggle's buttocks moved, Ji Wei spit out egg dumplings up and down, and this time he spit out four more.
"Little Wangba, how many have you eaten?"
"Hmph, how many Lao Tzu has eaten, you old cow grind Lao Tzu don't know, as long as Lao Tzu spits yellow water, then don't you know how many egg dumplings you have eaten?"
Niu Zhan is very envious that Ji Wei can eat, he can eat twenty egg dumplings for breakfast, this is only spit out, but he hasn't spit it out yet, I don't know how many of them have been eaten.
Ji Wei also told the cow that the easiest way to struggle is to keep grinding himself with his butt until he spits out yellow water, so he naturally knows how many egg dumplings he has eaten.
After Ji Wei told SΓΉ Niu to struggle for the easiest way, his intestines were all repentant, it was not to move bricks to hit his own feet, and kill himself.
"Little Wangba, you really have a way, how can the minister let go of this opportunity. β
Niu Struggle was very happy, sitting on Ji Wei's body like a cradle, and the fat ass crushed Ji Wei back and forth.