Gao Feng returned to the project department from Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory, and when he passed through the crossroads of Tulou Town, he met Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagras.

The two of them rode two green bicycles and hurriedly passed past Gao Feng, without even saying hello to Gao Feng, as if they were in a hurry to be reincarnated.

Gao Feng rushed over and pulled the back rack of the two viagra bikes.

"Hey, two viagras, what are you doing in a hurry, are you rushing to reincarnate?"

"Brother Gao, let it go quickly, this matter is more urgent than rushing to reincarnate, and something big will happen if you go one minute late!"

The two viagras didn't even want to get off the bike, they swayed left and right on the bike, and the two of them didn't even want to talk to Gao Feng.

Gao Feng grabbed the bikes of the two and didn't let go: "Two viagras, you have to answer me two questions, and after answering, I will let you go." ”

The two viagra brothers asked anxiously: "Brother Gao, why do you have so many questions, are you a hundred thousand why, if there are any questions, we will ask when we are done, we really have important urgent matters." ”

The two viagras were going to cry, crying with two faces, as if they were bankrupt.

Gao Feng shook his head: "No, two viagras, you must answer two questions, otherwise you won't be able to leave." ”

Gao Feng held on to it, and the two viagra couldn't go, so they had to agree with Gao Feng.

"Brother Gao, okay, then you should hurry up and ask questions, it is best to be concise and to the point, don't ask any embarrassing questions. ”

"Cut, two viagras, you two are so thick-skinned, you have never been embarrassed, what embarrassing questions do you have.

Two viagras, the first question this handsome guy wants to ask you is these two bicycles, didn't you return them, why did you ride them back again, and you didn't want to come back with your 500 yuan deposit?"

Yesterday, when the two viagras found out that the deposit of this bicycle was too much, they rode the bicycle back to Xiaoyue City, but they didn't expect them to ride it back, I don't know what is going on.

"Brother Gao, let me ask you rhetorically, is it easy for all units to pay money and difficult to return money, just like our unit pays the risk mortgage, I heard them pay the risk mortgage people said, when the payment is the leader chases every once in a while, but no leader asks when he retreats, some people have completed the project for seven or eight years, and the risk mortgage has not yet landed. ”

Xiong Erwei didn't answer Gao Feng's question first, he asked Gao Feng a question like a leader, Gao Feng nodded, although Gao Feng has not paid the risk mortgage, but he often heard colleagues talk about it, and those department leaders have very opinions on this risk mortgage, saying that the company is very unauthentic.

"Yes, I've heard it a long time ago, everyone has opinions on this risk mortgage, so that now there is a conflict with the payment of risk mortgage, it is true that when it is paid, no one cares when it is returned. ”

"But no, this is not only to pay the risk mortgage, but also to pay the money in other aspects, as long as the company asks you to pay, then you will not be more than a few hours, or a week, than the payment of the house to force you, but if you want the company to retreat, it is not easy.

Brother Gao, you now understand why I asked you this question, our brothers went to return the bicycle yesterday, and people also asked us the same way, saying that this is the case in any unit, and it is easy to pay the money and it is even more difficult to return the money.

They told us that if we want to return the deposit, then we have to go through dozens of processes, it is estimated that half a year can complete the process that is considered fast, maybe a year and a half can not be completed, you think about it, if you want to return the deposit, you have to take back the bike, you have to wait patiently, it is better to ride this bicycle like this. ”

"Oh, so, you're riding your bikes back again!"

Gao Feng understood that these two viagra wanted to return the deposit and encountered difficulties, and the efficiency of other units was cumbersome.

"Brother Gao, well, yes, we might as well ride back, this first question has been answered, what is your second question, you hurry up and ask, we are really in a hurry." ”

The two viagras are extremely reluctant to answer the question, they are anxious and white-faced, there is really something urgent to deal with, but Gao Feng doesn't think so, these two viagra are always missing a string, they don't have anything really big, and I don't know what weird things they are going to do, they run on a bicycle early in the morning.

"Yes, looking at you guys in such a hurry, there is really something big to do, so what big things are you going to do to tell the handsome guy?"

Ji Wei finally couldn't stay on the bicycle anymore, he fell off the bike, got up from the ground and stood in front of Gao Feng.

"Brother Gao, Brother Ben Ji came to sue you, we really encountered a very big matter, this matter is related to our economic problems, to put it bluntly, it is related to the money in our bank card. ”

"Oh, yes, Brother Ji Weiwei, you really have financial problems, you are a new comrade, although you are older than this handsome guy, but the entry time is shorter than this handsome guy, what financial problems can you have, you can't find a way to be corrupt and take bribes. ”

Ji Wei said that he had economic problems, Gao Feng thought it was very funny, he had only been in the project department for two or three days, and his qualifications in the material department were younger than himself, that was not even a hair, what economic problems could he have, unless he had economic problems in school, he only went to school in school and was not the principal, then there was no way to have economic problems.

Ji Wei shook his head: "Brother Gao, what are you talking about, how can a person like Brother Ben Ji who is out of the mud and not stained be corrupt and take bribes, the economic problems that Brother Ben Ji is talking about are not referring to economic problems in that area, what Brother Ben Ji is going to say is that my bank card is going to have problems."

Brother Gao, don't you know, Brother Ben Ji received a piece of news in the early morning, saying that the money in many people's bank cards suddenly disappeared, there was a handsome guy's bank card that suddenly disappeared tens of thousands of yuan, and a company's bank account suddenly evaporated more than 100 million, this is not an economic problem, this is not a big deal. ”

After talking for a long time, it turned out that Comrade Ji Wei had seen a piece of news, the phenomenon of the sudden disappearance of the money in the bank account, and the news peak also saw that it was indeed the money in someone's account that disappeared, some of them had as much as tens of thousands of yuan, and one company was as high as 100 million yuan, which was indeed not a small problem, it was a major matter.

"Haha, Brother Ji, I saw this news two days ago, and it is indeed the case, why did you only see this news in the early hours of the morning, after you saw the news, you pulled Brother Xiong out to check the money in the bank card?"

Ji Wei nodded: "Brother Gao, this Brother Ji is a person who takes care of his brother's feelings, such a big thing, why don't you let the brothers share it together, I will take Brother Xiong to check the balance in the bank card, in case it suddenly evaporates, then we will not suffer a big loss." ”

Xiong Erwei also nodded frequently: "Well, Ji Wei is right, to be a good brother is to share blessings and hardships, such things should be considered brothers, and that is also to avoid the loss of brothers." ”

Gao Feng nodded: "Well, it's true, this kind of thing really needs to be shared by brothers to reduce unnecessary losses."

However, I also have to ask the two viagras, how much money do you have in your card, will there be tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands, you are so in a hurry. ”

The two viagras smiled weirdly: "Hehe, Brother Gao, it's not righteous for you to ask this question, the question of how much money is in this bank card is as sensitive as asking how old a woman is, this is a big personal secret, we won't sue you, we won't entangle with you, let's go check the money." ”

The two viagras found a gap, dragged the bike away from Gao Feng's hand, got on the bike and ran.

Gao Feng looked at the appearance of the two viagras riding bicycles, and he remembered the traitor in the movie "Railway Guerrillas", and the posture of the two of them riding bicycles was like that.

When the two of them ran away, they shouted to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, for the sake of us being good brothers, you also hurry up and check the money in the bank card, you also notify Miss Wang Xiaoyue, and those beauties to check it, the money in the bank card suddenly disappeared, it is too late to regret it, the bank doesn't care about this kind of bird thing, they only care about letting everyone deposit money in it, at least a lot less money, it doesn't matter to them." ”

"Hmph, these two are sick again, it's really sick, and the news reports are very rare phenomena, how can this happen, not to mention that we don't have a large amount of money in the card, so we don't need to worry too much. ”

Gao Feng walked all the way back, all the way to feel that these two viagra are very funny, these two are really funny, but there is such a funny comparison in life, it is undoubtedly more fun, and it also makes life full of infinite fun.

Before Gao Feng could go back ten steps, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei chased after him, and the two of them were out of breath and ran like dogs with their mouths open and their tongues out.

"Brother Gao, you wait for us, Brother Gao, you go slowly. ”

Gao Feng walked slowly enough, he felt that sometimes he had to walk slowly to reminisce about life, and sometimes he had to walk fast to release the vitality of life.

Gao Feng looked back and saw that these two viagras were so tired that they chased after them like dogs, their heads were covered with sweat, and their clothes were soaked.

Gao Feng asked puzzled: "Two viagras, what's wrong with you, didn't you go to check the money in your bank card, why did you run back so quickly, and you ran back, what about your bicycle, why don't you ride it back." ”

The two of them were riding their bikes just now, and in less than two or three minutes, they ran after them, not knowing which song they were playing.

"Oh, don't mention it, Brother Gao, our bicycle is missing, we will run back to chase you, and let you help us find the bicycle." ”

The two viagras were very angry, and while talking, they pinched their thighs hard, pinching themselves so much that they screamed in pain before letting go.

"Oh, two viagras, what's going on, why is it that after a while, your bikes are gone, can't they fly, don't worry, tell me what's going on." ”

Gao Feng also felt strange, just two or three minutes, the bicycle was lost in such a short time, and the thief's speed was too fast.

"Let's talk about it, Brother Gao, didn't we say goodbye to you to check the money, we went to the cash booth of the rural credit cooperatives to check the money, we both checked the balance, my card is the balance of fifty yuan, Brother Xiong's card is the balance of fifty yuan, our money is in the card, it didn't suddenly disappear as the news said, we were very happy, and hugged each other and jumped in the cash booth for a while, celebrating that the money in the card did not disappear.

However, Brother Gao, when we got out of the cash booth, we found that the two bicycles parked outside were missing, and the deposit for each of these two bicycles was 500 yuan, but it was ten times more than the balance in the bank card, which was more than worth the loss. ”

Ji Wei cried, he pushed Xiong Erwei aside, choked up and said to Gao Feng.