Miao Bu is telling the people in the survey team that as long as he is the leader of the survey team from now on, he will not let the big guy eat breakfast in the project department, and breakfast will be eaten in Tulou Town, and he doesn't need to spend a penny.

Miao Buzheng also told all the members of the survey group, including the driver who drove the car, Comrade Shifu, that eating is the most important issue, and if you don't eat well, don't talk about doing work, and only when you eat well can you do a good job.

At the same time, the leader of the Miao team told the big guy to eat a good breakfast, a full lunch, and a delicate dinner, don't underestimate this is a big science, as long as he Miao Bu is a day, it will let the big guy eat well every day.

Today is the second day of Miao Buzheng's appointment, and yesterday he tossed and turned for an afternoon and a night, and experienced several thrilling events, which almost cost the lives of a group of people in the survey team.

The project department is only a few steps away from Tulou Town, and it takes no eight to ten minutes to walk, but the Miao team leader thinks that he should take a van to have breakfast, so that it seems a little pretentious.

When the master drove his Wuling Light van to the front of the Tulou Town Project Department, the people in the survey team were all amazed, and they all found that the master was really a talent, and he made his Wuling Light van look new overnight.

The master of the Wuling Light van was wrapped with that kind of wide tape all around the body, and it is estimated that the master also used hundreds of rolls of wide tape, and the entire van was almost wrapped in eight layers of tape.

"Master, you are so talented, your van has become a tape car, and it has just entered the factory. ”

Miao Buzheng couldn't help but praise Comrade Sifu, and his thumb was on the tip of Sifu's nose, and Comrade Sifu was also proudly happy.

"Team Leader Miao, my master has nothing else, but he is talented, and this method can only be imagined.

However, Team Leader Miao, my van was shot by hundreds of soup spoons from hot pot restaurants yesterday, and when I came back, my daughter-in-law saw it, and she pulled out the soup spoons in one go, and the van was about to fall apart. ”

"Yes, does your daughter-in-law's eyes light up when she sees those soup pots?"

It turned out that all these soup spoons that were shot on the van were pulled off by the master's daughter-in-law, and the master had no choice but to seal the entire car with wide tape.

Yesterday, the chef's van not only returned with more than 100 soup spoons, but he also dragged hundreds of soup pots, which were all smashed by the clerk of the self-service seafood city after pouring the soup, and the chef dragged these soup pots back.

Miao Buzheng asked the master, and the master replied with a smile: "Haha, team leader Miao, it will be clear when you get to the town crossroads." ”

When the van passed through the intersection of Tulou Town, the survey team found a young woman in her early thirties wearing pajamas and pajamas, slippers and a tweeter shouting to sell soup pots and spoons.

"Men, women, old men, old ladies, all come and take a look, soup pots, soup spoons are on sale, one hundred yuan three, thirty yuan is the same, come and buy, come and buy, authentic self-service seafood city soup pot soup spoon!"

This young woman was really able to shout, and she was born with a loud voice, and that sound was like breaking a gong, and it could be heard for miles.

The master passed in front of the loud young woman, and he braked the van with an emergency brake, turning several people in the survey team upside down, and almost crashed out of the van, but fortunately the master used a wide tape to wrap the body, and they were bounced back without any damage.

"Damn, this girl, there is such a seller, so she can sell it, I have to teach her a lesson. ”

The master scolded and jumped out of the car, came to the young woman who was shouting and selling soup pots and spoons, and pointed his finger at the young woman and scolded.

"You ruined girl, there is a seller like you, the same thirty yuan, a hundred yuan to buy three things, that person is a fool, who is willing to pay a hundred yuan to buy three things, who is not willing to spend thirty to buy a hundred, you think the big guys are as stupid as you!"

When the young woman in pajamas and pajamas saw the master, she immediately picked up a soup spoon, and knocked the master without saying a word, and a green bag the size of a duck's egg immediately appeared on the three thin hairy heads of the master.

"Your grandmother's, the old lady can shout as much as she wants, you stinky man can't care, who said that no one will buy me if I shout like this, who said that there is no one as stupid as the old lady.

The surname is Si, haven't you heard of it, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and one is willing to suffer, Jiang Taigong fishes the bait, and besides, this young woman still has two points of beauty, there will definitely be such a fool to buy.

Ladies and gentlemen, come and buy it, three things for one hundred yuan, the same for thirty yuan, and finally buy three things, so it's cheap. ”

The master was knocked by the young woman with a spoonful, and he softened at that time: "Si Niang, can you give me some face, this is not at home, this is in public, and all the staff of the measurement team are there, can you do it lightly, don't hit me with a soup spoon, you can even knock me with a soup basin." ”

The master is very aggrieved, this face is a bit big, his own daughter-in-law is also too ruthless, this solid soup spoon is knocked up, he is a meat head melon seed, not an iron head.

"Ouch, bastard surnamed Si, you think you have saved face after driving for the project department for two days, you think you have face, you think that the old lady will give you face, my mother will sue you, I won't give you face." ”

The young woman was not only quick in her mouth but also quick in her hands, but as she spoke, she moved her hands, and with both hands she waved two spoons and struck them at the head of the master, like beating a cowhide drum, and she struck fifteen or sixteen times in one breath.

The young woman's speed was so fast, as if she were a drummer, knocked the master into a daze, and the whole person went limp, and before he could slump to the ground, the young woman broke off again.

"Master, you dare to be paralyzed, if you dare not let the old lady knock on the count, the old lady will not let you go to bed. ”

The young woman snapped, and the dizzy master stood up again.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm not paralyzed, okay, I'll hold on until you knock the count, don't let me go to bed." ”

The master held on, and the young woman knocked twenty-five times before it ended, and the moment she finished, the master collapsed to the ground.

The master was paralyzed on the ground and was trampled by a man of more than forty years.

"Hey, young woman, are you a hundred yuan or three, is it thirty dollars?"

Comrade Si Fu's daughter-in-law is named Si Niang, and the husband and wife are from a village, both surnamed Si, Si Niang's parents don't know how to give her this name, and they didn't think that the most people who are called Si Niang are themselves, which is taken advantage of by their daughters.

The forty-year-old man asked Si Niang, who glared at him with angry eyes.

"Big brother, you don't have long ears, this young woman has been shouting for so long, you haven't heard clearly, one hundred yuan is three, thirty yuan is the same, and you will never bargain. ”

was glared at by Si Niang, the middle-aged man was not angry at all, and said to Si Niang with a pleasant face.

"Well, I didn't hear it clearly just now, the tired girl said it one more time, and now the sister said it very clearly, then don't say anything, isn't it just a hundred yuan and three things, then give me a thousand yuan of thirty things. ”

This man is a big spend, he took out a thousand yuan to the master's daughter-in-law, Si Niang, and he wanted to buy thirty kinds of soup pots and spoons.

"Brother, why are you such a fool, why don't you buy thirty things for a thousand yuan, why don't you buy thirty yuan alone, then you will buy three more things and have ten yuan left." ”

The man took a thousand yuan to buy thirty kinds, and Comrade Sifu was still in a hurry, holding the man's feet and dangling, the man raised his leg and stomped on the Sifu and scolded.

"You are a second artillery, you think that Brother Ben is a fool like you, Brother Ben just doesn't buy thirty yuan, Brother Ben likes to take a thousand yuan to buy thirty things, you have the ability to bite brother!"

The middle-aged man didn't agree with Sifu's persuasion, and Sifu really opened his mouth and bit the man's leg.

"You stupid comparison, you think this master has no ability, I have the ability to bite you stupid, how can you bear me!"

The master opened his mouth and bit the middle-aged man like a dog jumping in a hurry, tripped over the soup pot, and fell on top of the soup pot, making the guy howl in pain.

"I'm a teacher, my old waist, I was so tired by the family yesterday that I couldn't stand up, and now I can't wait for the family anymore!"

The master was very angry with his daughter-in-law for begging for money, and after he knocked down the middle-aged man, he still felt angry and stomped on those soup pots, and stomped thirty-six soup pots in one go, and he swore wildly while stomping.

"You are surnamed Si, I let you buy a hundred yuan and three things, I let you slander people like this, I will stomp on you, look at how you have a hundred yuan and three things, look how you still slander people!"

The master stomped on those soup pots like crazy, stomped those soup pots like gourd scoops, and estimated that they could only be adjusted by sending them back to the blacksmith shop to re-furnace.

"You are surnamed Si, you are really a fool, my mother buys a few more money, isn't it all earned for the family, how can there be a fool like you in the world!"

The master was so mad that the master waved the two spoons like drum sticks, and rushed towards the master, so frightened that the master turned his head and got into the van, and ran away with the accelerator.

Si Niang, the daughter-in-law of the master, did not give up, and kept waving two soup spoons behind and chasing after him, until he was more than ten kilometers away, before Comrade Si Fu threw off his daughter-in-law.

The master wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and said with palpitations: "My mother, my daughter-in-law is too good at running, these two legs are just like the legs of a female donkey, fortunately, my master's driving skills are good, otherwise she would have to catch up." ”

The priest turned the car around and returned to Tulou Town, they were originally going to have breakfast in Tulou Town, there was a breakfast shop at the intersection of the street, and Miao Bu was going to eat breakfast at this house.

When Comrade Sifu parked the van, he found that the middle-aged man who had been bitten down by himself was loading the soup pot and soup spoon onto the tricycle and preparing to tow it away.

", it turns out that this product is a trick for our husband and wife to get away from the mountain!"