The master drove the rotten Wuling Light and ran a few streets and alleys, and a few people thought that the hundred clerks in this self-service seafood city would not chase after them, and they were still worried about their colleagues.

"Master, let's turn around and take a look, I'm afraid that Fang Cun will be beaten by these hundred clerks. ”

Qu Duckweed was worried about Fang Cun, she wanted the master to go back and see how Comrade Fang Cun was doing.

"Duckweed, look in the rearview mirror, don't worry about Fang Cun, you should worry about us.

Master, don't be stunned, hurry up and step up. ”

Qu duckweed's words fell, Miao Buzheng screamed at the big guy, and the other three people in the car turned their heads to look, and they were immediately shocked.

"My mother, this is a hot pot city clerk, these are all marathon runners. ”

More than ten meters away from the butt of the master Wuling Light van, there was a huge team, all of them in red uniforms of the hot pot city, holding the long soup spoon in their hands, and chasing after them barefoot.

"My grandma, these hot pot city clerks are too dedicated, and they chase after their shoes.

Duckweed girl, look at this situation, it will be clear that Comrade Fang Cun is out of danger, these people have not been able to catch up with him, but now we are in danger. ”

Miao Bu was looking at the huge team of pursuers behind him, and he couldn't help but marvel.

"The Wuling Light van with a rotten ass in front, quickly pull over, pull over, and we'll shoot if we run again!"

The hundreds of male and female clerks in the hot pot city shouted at the master in unison, as if they were all traffic police comrades chasing illegal vehicles.

"Team Leader Miao, I'd better pull over, if I don't stop, they will shoot my car with these spoons, in that case, my broken van will become the straw boat that borrowed arrows. ”

The master was frightened by the momentum of the hundred hot pot city clerks, and he asked Miao Buzheng for advice, and Miao Buzheng pushed the master on the head with his hand.

"Master, you are stupid, is our life important, or is your broken car more important than the car, once you pull over, then it is not your broken car that has become a straw boat, but our people have become a straw boat. ”

The master felt that Team Leader Miao's words were reasonable, so he nodded frequently, like a chicken pecking rice.

"Team Leader Miao, you have a point, then I'll listen to your advice and run away. ”

The master stepped on the accelerator of his Wuling Light van to the end, and it was not enough to step on the end, so the whole person stood up and stomped seven or eight feet towards the accelerator.

The speed of the Wuling light van is slow, not only the speed of the speed of jogging is also slow, and the whole car shakes when it reaches eighty miles, like a pendulum.

The master hated that the speed of the van was too slow and couldn't jump out like a rocket off the string, and the hateful thing was that the running speed of these hot pot city clerks was not much slower than the chef's van, one by one like a few buckets of chicken blood, all of them were like arrows from the string.

"The broken car in front, pull over quickly, otherwise, we will shoot, aren't you afraid of ten thousand arrows piercing the car, you can only drive a van, which proves that your family conditions are also average, you don't think about your van." ”

These hot pot city clerks not only know how to serve, but they can also attack the heart, and carry out heart-attacking tactics on the master, which makes the master feel a little loose.

"Team Leader Miao, they are right, our company's Fu family background is indeed generalized, I still bought this van in installments, the life of this car is more important than my life, I think I still listen to them and pull over. ”

Comrade Sifu's mind was a little loose, and the speed of the van slowed down, and he leaned to the side to prepare to stop.

"Oh, I've never seen a fool like you, I'd rather not want my own life, but also keep my own broken car, isn't it just a Wuling Light van, that can have tens of thousands of dollars.

People said, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, as long as you live well, as long as your master follows me Miao Bu is working, it won't take three or five years to earn a brand new Wuling Light. ”

Miao Bu was in a hurry, he pushed the master out of the car, and drove the master of the van to the top of the car, the accelerator hit the maximum and stepped to the end, and the speed reached the maximum.

The chef was pushed out of the van, his clothes caught in the driver's door, and he was driven by his own van.

The master banged on the car door violently, and shouted hoarsely at Miao Buzheng: "Team Leader Miao, you are holding me, you are clamping me, you are clamping me, you hurry up and pull over, you will clip me to death, my Miao team leader." ”

The clip is not a dead master, he will only be dragged to death by the speeding van, or he will be exhausted to death, his Wuling light van in Miao Buzheng's hands, the speed has risen in a straight line, very fast, the speed has reached a hundred miles, like an arrow from the string to the rampage forward.

The van rampaged forward, and Comrade Sifu could only follow his van at a speed of 100 miles, and the three scalp shoes on his feet ran away in less than three seconds, running all the way barefoot.

"Team Leader Miao, can you slow down, you are so fast, how can our master keep up.

Also, Team Leader Miao, do you know how to drive, I found out that you drove my van like a tank, why did you go on a rampage. ”

The Wuling Light of the Master was really a tank in Miao Buzheng's hands, and it was a collision when it saw anything, whether it was the vehicles in front and behind, the left and right vehicles, or the street lamp poles and guardrails, as well as those separated garbage cans, they were all smashed to pieces.

Of course, there was also the fragmentation of the master's Wuling Light van, the entire body was smashed beyond recognition, and the body fragments flew everywhere.

"Damn, this thing is really crazy, let him pull over and stop without stopping, then don't blame us for being polite. ”

Before the master could lament that his baby van had been smashed beyond recognition, he felt a loud thud all around his body, and before he could turn his head to look, he found that his whole body was filled with long soup spoons.

These spoons were as sharp as arrows, and they were all inserted into the body of the car, and even the whole person was inserted between those spoons, unable to move at all, and finally Comrade Sifu grabbed the two spoons with both hands, sat on top of a soup spoon with his buttocks, and maintained an S-shaped posture.

Miao Bu was driving the van full of soup spoons out twenty kilometers in one go, and finally rushed into a pile of bud rice poles in the suburbs before stopping.

It took a lot of effort for a few people to get the pile of bud rice poles out of the van, and when they climbed out, they also found that the master was still holding an S-shape on the outside of the car.

"Master, you have to thank me, it's not me Miao Buzheng's skills, how can we get rid of those vicious hot pot clerks!"

The master looked at the light of Wuling, which was covered in scaly wounds, all of which were filled with the kind of long soup spoon in Hot Pot City, almost like ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, and the master couldn't care that he was dragged all over his body by Miao Buzheng, he howled loudly.

"Team Leader Miao, I thank you for your eighth-generation ancestors, thank you for colliding my master's baby Wuling Light into this appearance, and it has become like this. ”

The whole car was smashed beyond recognition, this is full of this thick iron soup spoon, this is still a van, this has simply become a pile of broken copper and iron.

The master was heartbroken, he grabbed a soup spoon and pulled it out with great effort, and after pulling it out, a finger-thick hole appeared.

"Master, you fool, don't take off the spoon, if you pull them all off, then your van will all leak. ”

The master listened to what Miao Buzheng said, and he reinserted the spoon that had been pulled out again, and blocked the hole tightly.

"Team Leader Miao, you are reasonable, this spoon really can't be pulled off, once it is pulled off, I suspect that it is not all the van that is leaking, but that it will all fall apart. ”

Miao Buzheng also told Comrade Sù Sifu: "You should thank me Team Leader Miao, first, to help you get rid of the hot pot restaurant clerk's relentless pursuit, and second, to help you earn more than 100 soup spoons, which is also thousands of yuan, from today onwards, you can change your career to open a hot pot restaurant, and you will save money to buy this soup spoon."

My team leader Miao also has a Jianyì, and then drive this van back to the hot pot city, and let these clerks chase us again, maybe they will take those hot pots out and smash us, so that the hot pot of the hot pot restaurant will be saved. ”

"Oh, what are you guys hiding here, you guys hurry up, another group of hot pot clerks are chasing after you with soup pots. ”

Before Miao Buzheng's words were finished, Comrade Fang Cun ran over panting, this thing was miserable, his whole body was drenched by the leftover soup of the hot pot, and the hot pot base was still on his head, and the red chili oil made it look like he had dyed his hair, and he became a red-haired maniac.

A few people looked behind Fang Cun, and several people were dumbfounded, and a large number of hot pot city clerks chased behind Comrade Fang Cun, there were hundreds of people, overwhelming, all of them were in red uniforms, and they were all holding soup pots in their hands, what mother and son soup pots, what mandarin duck soup pots, these soup pots were also full of soup, and they were steaming and smoking.

"My mother, didn't you just eat the overlord meal, five people are less than 500 yuan, can you use the whole hot pot city to chase us, these hundreds of pots of soup are enough for a lot of money." ”

Seeing this situation, Miao Buzheng and his gang got into the van of Wuling Light like mice and cats, and several people locked the door behind the wheel and curled up in the van.

Someone outside the van slammed the car door: ", are you still human, eating the overlord meal has tricked me, and now I'm in a big disaster, you still lock me outside the van alone, don't you have a little colleague feeling, are you willing to die without help." ”

"Fang Cun, it's now over, we have no choice but to sacrifice you and make the four of us happy, you have an advantage over us, your ancestors are from Kenya, and they were born to run away. ”

Miao Buzheng and the gang said that they didn't open the car door at all, Comrade Fang Cun was so anxious that it was useless to beat his chest for a long time, he went to that station with great righteousness, waiting for the hundreds of clerks from the hot pot city to come over.

"Everyone, if I die, there are still descendants, I am me, different fireworks, I am Fang Cun, you all come to me!"