Chapter 562: How to Free Your Hands and Feet
The sprinkler driver really put everything out of his mind, and the only thought in his mind was to take revenge on Gao Feng
The sprinkler truck rushed towards the peak frantically, crashing into the facilities in the villagers' cultural square, as well as the equipment used for these sports, and crashed directly towards the peak.
"My mother, this thing is really nervous, I see a complete nerve when I watch the drama!"
Gao Feng hung on the horizontal bar, the sprinkler driver did not slow down at all, rushed over, frightened Gao Feng quickly swung over, holding Bi Yue girl and flying into the air, and when the sprinkler truck knocked down the horizontal bar and rushed over, Gao Feng landed firmly on the water tank of the sprinkler truck.
"Hehe, Erqiu, your grandfather is on it. ”
The sprinkler driver couldn't find the peak, he was babbling and screaming, while driving the sprinkler into the air, hitting whatever he saw, more than a dozen instruments on the villagers' cultural square were hit and flying around, and iron pieces flew everywhere.
Not only that, but the sprinkler truck drove towards the village service center building, and he was going to crash into the building, which was too dangerous.
"This stupid comparison, he is completely stupid!"
Gao Feng couldn't let this cargo hit the villager service center, he jumped on the top of the sprinkler cab, dragged the high-pressure water gun up, and shot a puff of water at the windshield of the cab, the sprinkler driver couldn't see the front at that time, he urgently stepped on the brakes, and the sprinkler truck stopped abruptly.
When the sprinkler stops, the front of the sprinkler truck is only half a meter away from the villager service center, and if you don't brake, the sprinkler will rush into the villager service center.
As soon as the sprinkler stopped, the driver started again, reversing frantically, yelling frantically as he reversed.
"Brother Yamamoto, don't be a shrunken turtle, you and I will give it out, I will kill you. ”
"Grandma's, I have to have this handsome guy have fun with him!"
This thing is crazy like this, Gao Feng can't be angry, he jumped off the sprinkler with Bi Yue girl, and jumped on the back of the cow that was entangled with him, Gao Feng jumped on the back of the cow and took a bamboo pole in his hand.
Gao Feng used a bamboo pole to pick up the two underpants that covered the cow's eyes, and picked them up until he reached the front of the cow's eyes, and the cow ran with these two pairs of underwear.
"Hehe, Brother Niu, if you want to catch up with these two pairs of underwear, you have to live your next life. ”
Not to mention the next life, even in the next dozens of lives, this cow can't chase these two red panties, they are originally in front of their own bull's head, and it runs with the panties, how can it catch up.
"You are a two-ball product, you have the ability to catch up with this handsome guy!"
Gao Feng put the bamboo pole on the horn of the cow, and he teased the sprinkler driver, and the sprinkler driver went crazy, and drove the sprinkler truck flying again, chasing the cow's buttocks
"Brother Yamamoto, if you have the ability, don't run on the back of the cow, if you have the ability, you can run by yourself and let me chase it!"
"Go to the ball, who is as nervous as you, if you have the ability, don't chase me in a sprinkler truck. ”
Gao Feng held Bi Yue girl and stood on the back of the cow and ran wildly in front, Gao Feng moved the bamboo pole at any time, the cow changed direction and ran forward, and the sprinkler driver had to change the direction to chase the cow.
Gao Feng relied on this method to tease the sprinkler driver back and forth, driving around the village like a dragon dance, also hitting chickens and dogs, hitting the street lamps in the village for a while, and crashing into the public toilets in the village for a while.
There was a haystack in front, and Gao Feng led the oxen to the haystack, and the sprinkler truck hit the haystack directly, hitting the straw flying all over the sky, and also knocking out two big living people at the same time.
"Brother Gao, you wait for us, save us!"
These two people are not bystanders, they are Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagras, after the two viagras crashed out of the haystack, they chased after the mad cow s ass with their pants.
The cow rope tied to the body of the two viagra has long been loosened by them, Xiong Erwei was wrapped in a paper shell by the villagers, and their two underwear were also picked up by Gao Feng on the bamboo pole, and the two of them could only lift their pants and chase the cow that Gao Feng was riding.
"Hey, two viagras, it turns out that you have been hiding in this haystack, no wonder I only see your underwear, but not your figures. ”
"Oh, it's not, the two of us were also chased by your cow and had nothing to hide, so we had no choice but to come up with such a solution, who knew that we hadn't dodged the heat yet, and this was knocked out again. ”
The two viagras were also knocked out of the haystack by a sprinkler truck before they could hide from the heat in the haystack.
"Hey, Brother Gao, you wait for us, you save us, and you must take care of our underwear, we have this pair of underwear, this year is still our natal year." ”
"Two viagras, don't worry, I will take care of your natal pants, but I can't stop, the only way is for the two of you to catch up with this cow, grab its tail and climb up. ”
The cow went crazy, of course it couldn't stop, and the two viagras could only chase it desperately.
The two viagras chased after each other with their pants, and they were also awkward in how they ran, and they never played to the extreme.
The two viagras were quite puzzled, and they asked Gao Feng while running with their pants.
"Brother Gao, is it our strength to escape?, usually we run at top speed, today we always feel that we are tied up in our hands and feet, this can't even play half the usual speed, what is the situation?"
"Oh, two viagras, of course you are tied hands and feet, you have been lifting your pants, your hands can't be freed, and those two legs can't be released, so how can you play your speed." ”
Gao Feng's words made the two viagra brothers suddenly realize: "Yes, Brother Gao, no wonder, we always feel that our hands and feet are bound, it turns out that we are carrying pants, and we are bound by this nasty pants."
Brother Gao, usually we don't think these pants are annoying, but today we feel more and more that these pants are annoying, why is it so annoying, it's in the way.
Brother Gao, can you help us think of a way, how can we free our hands and feet, how can we give full play to our speed?"
At a critical time, the two viagras still asked the Gao brothers for a solution, and they also felt that the Gao brother had many ways.
"Oh, two viagras, you should have asked me earlier, I have a way, aren't you tied your hands and feet, don't you lift your pants, run with your hands and feet, you will immediately free your hands and feet, and you will immediately play your speed. ”
The peak is that there are many ways, and the handsome guy sues the two viagra for a good way, and the two viagra are like treasures.
"That's right, Brother Gao, you just have a good brain, why didn't we think of this, thank you for the reminder!"
The two viagra also thanked Gao Feng for his good way, the two of them listened to Gao Feng's opinion, let go of their hands holding their pants, and the two threw up their arms to run, and when they ran out two steps, they felt like they were stumped by their pants, and their legs could not be opened.
The two viagras in turn asked for advice from the resourceful peak.
"Brother Gao, as far as you are resourceful, we also listened to your opinion and freed our hands, but our legs were tripped by our pants and we couldn't free our legs, what should we do?"
Gao Feng replied, "That's easy, you jump up hard, and you'll free your feet." ”
The two viagras were like treasures again, and the two of them jumped up from the ground, and the pants of the two fell to the ground with their shoes, and the two viagras didn't even wear socks on their feet, and stood on the ground barefoot.
"Ouch, Brother Gao, you really have a lot of methods, you are really resourceful, your methods not only free our feet, but also make us feel extremely relaxed.
Brother Gao, you wouldn't have done this before, you would have so many methods, and this is also the experience you have gained. ”
"Brother Yamamoto, where are the two bears running, you can take your life. ”
As soon as the two viagras jumped out of their pants, the sprinkler driver chased after them, and the two viagras looked back, and they were just a few meters away from them, and the water column of the water gun rushed to their butts, and it was cold to the heart.
Seeing this situation, the two viagras couldn't care about anything, and they ran away.
Running and running, the two viagras didn't feel quite right, and they asked their resourceful brother again.
"Brother Gao, this is a little wrong, we are free, but we now find that not only are we missing underwear, but also pants and shoes, could it be that you just let us jump, and you jumped off your pants and shoes." ”
"Of course, two viagras, if you want to free your hands and feet, then you can only give up your pants and shoes, you can't have both, only you can have it!"
"Brother Gao, what is there to give, what fish and bear's paws can't have both, you let us jump like this, that is to cause us to lose a pair of pants and a pair of shoes, these pants and shoes are newly sold by us, then it costs three or four hundred yuan."
Brother Gao, and now there is a big problem, after we are liberated from our pants and shoes, we always feel that it is not harmonious to run, and we always feel that there is something more on the body, it is always shaking back and forth, affecting our speed. ”
"Haha, two viagras, I can't help this, unless you cut it off with a blade, then when you don't run anymore, it's also out of harmony, don't worry too much, hurry up and desperately catch up with us, hurry up and grab the tail of the ox, don't let the sprinkler top your ass." ”
Gao Feng said that the sprinkler truck was on top of the two viagra butts, and the sprinkler truck was already on their buttocks, and the two viagra monkeys ran wildly, and one of them grabbed the tail of the cow.
When the two viagras just grabbed the tail of the cow, suddenly the cow let out a huge fart, maybe the cow had never run so wildly, it was run to hold its breath, but when the two viagras grabbed its tail, it gave it a force, and the cow was holding a breath to release, and the two viagra were blown up sixteen meters away, flew over the roof of the sprinkler truck, and fell on the top of the village cultural square.
"I'll check, flying immortals outside the sky, or two naked immortals!"
When the two viagras flew past the roof of the sprinkler truck, the sprinkler driver let out an exclamation.