Good men have good rewards, and bad men have beautiful women to hug.

Looking at the little Lori in front of me, I felt like I was going to be a bad man.

But before I could even stretch out my claws, the little Lori suddenly glared at Qiushui and said, "System alarm! Master, don't think about lustful things now, otherwise there will be punishment." ”

All of a sudden, I was like a man who had lost his hands, and when I heard the word "punishment", I was instantly disinterested.

"Your name is Chu Chu, right?" I looked at Lori and said, "Then what is the matter with you coming to me?"

The lewd old man asked me to help him entertain guests, and this little Lori didn't know what she was looking for.

"Report to the owner, Chu Chu has not yet obtained system permissions, and does not know what he is here for. The voice of the double ponytail little Lori is really sweet and greasy.

I rubbed my head helplessly and said, "Then what do you know? Aren't you from the future? What does the future have? By the way, do you know how old I lived?"

"Report to the master, Chu Chu doesn't know. Little Lori stared at me and said, "The master must complete the designated tasks, unlock the relevant functions, and only after Chu Chu obtains permission can he know some things." ”

I touched my chin, pointed to the big bed, and motioned for little Lori to sit down and talk.

"So what kind of mission am I going to do? Didn't you say what function was turned on yesterday?" I asked, confused.

Chu Chu obediently sat down beside me, looked at me and said, "Yes master, Chu Chu has obtained the time and space travel function, and the master's first task is to go back to 638 BC, find the target person, and bring him back to the modern era. ”

I smashed my mouth, pondering the words of little Lori, can I cross back and forth now?

To be honest, the first thought that came to my mind was not to do a task, but whether I could travel back and bring back all the gold, silver, jewelry, and four beauties from ancient times.

In this way, I don't have to do anything, relying on the old man's elixir and the ancient young ladies to live happily for a lifetime, isn't it happy?

"Ahem—"

I cleared my throat and said solemnly: "I think you chose me among thousands of people, it must be arranged by providence in the dark, in this case, even if I go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will not hesitate to complete the task you gave me!"

"The master is so good!" Chu Chu smiled at me, "Due to the positive performance of the master, Chu Chu has successfully unlocked the massage function and increased the heart value of the master. ”

I immediately moved my index finger, looked at Chu Chu and whispered, "Massage function, can you use it for me now?"

Chu Chu immediately got up from the bed, walked behind me, and pinched my shoulders with two small hands that were as soft as bones.

"Wow-"

I closed my eyes and felt the massage in the right place, and I couldn't help but moan in comfort.

"Does the master like Chu Chu like this?"

I immediately nodded frantically: "I like it, I like it so much!"

"Then the master has to come on, Chu Chu still has a lot of modes and functions to choose from, but you must rely on the master's own efforts to complete the task, and you can only use it after unlocking. "Little Lori's soft and cute voice is really good.

"Okay, good, I'll do my best. I closed my eyes and felt like I was floating in the nine skies, remembering what little Lori had just said, and asked casually: "By the way, Chu Chu, who is the target person you asked me to bring back?"

It is said that heroes die drunk in the end in the gentle township, I think this is very reasonable, but what can I do? I am also helpless.

With this little Lori with me, what kind of messy young lady do you need, just thinking about unlocking all the functions on her body, I feel too exciting and cool!

"Phew, hammer, you have to be calm, you have to pretend not to care, don't show your lewdness and lewdness. "I warned myself in my heart.

Anyway, the thing that the obscene old man handed over to himself is also to entertain guests, and entertaining a few is not a hospitality, isn't it just a matter of multiple pairs of dishes and chopsticks, and I am even more excited to think that I can also play time and space travel.

"Report to the master, the first target is Sun Wukong. Little Lori said in a coquettish voice.

I was enjoying a massage with my eyes closed, but when I heard the name, I was instantly scared and fell to the ground.

"Who are you asking me to bring back?" I asked, wide-eyed.

"Report to the master, Sun Wukong, also known as Monkey King, fighting to defeat the Buddha. Little Lori had an innocent expression on her face.

I suddenly felt like the sky was falling, and immediately said, "I'm not going to do this task, and the function is not unlocked." ”

Little Lori's expression became cold, staring at me and saying coldly: "Due to the master's negative performance, Chu Chu's heartbeat index has decreased by 5, the master has signed a soul contract with Chu Chu, and if the task is not completed, then he will be punished by the system." ”

"When did it happen?!I don't know, it doesn't count!" I shouted.

"It was the master who summoned Chu Chu first, and when Chu Chu was summoned yesterday, the contract had already been signed, and Chu Chu is now the master's private belongings. Little Lori said calmly.

"No, that can't—" I explained with a headache, "Do you know who the Monkey King is? Let me bring him back? Then he won't give me a stick to death?"

"I'm sorry master, Chu Chu only knows that the master has to complete the corresponding tasks, otherwise he will be punished by the system. ”

I looked at the little Lori helplessly, I really had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, why did I sign that ghost thing? Why do I have to go to Sun Monkey, I look for him, isn't it just to find death?

"Chu Chu, do you know what the punishment is?"

Little Lori stared straight at me, which made me feel a little weak.

"Smack-"

Little Lori slapped me in the face, I covered my face and screamed bitterly: "It turns out that the punishment is a slap, that's good, you hit me, I won't do this task." ”

"Master—"

Little Lori put her palm in front of me, and then I saw the corpse of a mosquito lying quietly in the palm of her hand.

I crouched on the ground, clutching my head helplessly, with a pained expression on my face.

What kind of sin have you done?

"Chu Chu, do you have a system to help me fight?" I summoned the last glimmer of hope, "Or are you very good in your own right?"

Little Lori stroked her double ponytails and said softly: "The combat system has not been opened yet, and the master needs to unlock the task." ”

I screamed in pain, then lay down on the floor, staring at the ceiling in silence......

I, Wang Dazhui, an ordinary man, want to travel thousands of years ago, find a guy named Monkey King, and bring him back to modern times.

This must be the heavens playing tricks on me, you bad guys must be doing it on purpose!