Before introducing the big yellow dog led by the lewd old man, I think it is necessary to introduce the protagonist of this book, myself.

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Da Hammer, you heard it right, it is the character in "A Thousand Thousands of Expectations" - Wang Da Hammer, and the buddies who know me call me Hammer.

Born on September 20, 1997 (do you think this string of numbers is familiar?), the standard post-90s, a teenager who used to be high-spirited and directing the country, is now a pseudo-uncle who is still handsome than Wu Yanzu (I am dragged out if I say I am shameless).

As for my job -

Let me think about how to tell you, in fact, I am a great medical scientist and writer - I graduated from Xiahai Medical University in Xiahai City, majoring in clinical medicine, majoring in spiritual and psychological research, which is true, lie to you as a puppy.

Writing is my hobby, because most of the people I work with are mentally ill, so I always see some strange things, and I like to record some of these interesting people and events.

As a doctor, it's a lot of money to make money, but it's a busy day, and it's not the life I expect - I like the kind of life that is laid-back, with groups of beautiful women, facing the sea, and the sun is full of spring flowers.

The reason why I chose to study psychiatric treatment is also to meet my wishes, the psychiatrist is also a doctor, but the life is very leisurely, I have nothing to do and chat with the obedient buddies in the psychiatric hospital, play cards, and by the way, give the disobedient buddies an injection, feed a medicine, live a leisurely and comfortable life every day, and can have a meal and watch a small movie after work early, this kind of bourgeois corrupt life I like and accept very much.

But all of that is about to change now.

I looked at the big yellow dog lying on the ground, and I had the feeling of being killed by this dog or this dog - I couldn't cry or laugh.

Didn't this old man say that he was going to bring himself a guest? How did he become a guest dog?

"You bastard, you know how badly you hurt me yesterday!" I cried out as I rubbed my arm.

"Hey, get me something to eat!"

A simple voice came to my ears, and I raised my head to stare at the old man, and said, "It didn't look like your voice just now." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, find me something to eat, I want meat. ”

I lowered my head and stared at the big yellow dog on the ground with wide eyes on my face in horror.

Rhubarb wagged his tail, rolled his eyes at me, and yelled, "I want meat!"

"???"

I immediately jumped back three meters away, pointed to the big yellow dog on the ground and said to the old man, "What is this?!"

The old man stroked his beard and smiled: "Hammer, don't be nervous, this is the mount of the Erlang God, the Roaring Sky Dog." ”

"it?" I said loudly with a hellish look on my face, "Didn't you say you brought me a guest?

"Uh...... This ......" The old man rubbed his head embarrassedly and said, "Yang Jian didn't come over for a while, so let me bring the Howling Sky Dog over first, and I'll bring Yang Jian over next time." ”

I hid behind the door, looked at the rhubarb on the ground from a distance, and said, "This can't work, it's obviously two people, ah no, it's a man and a dog, how can you give a gift? At least two!"

The old man touched his nose, and seemed to think that he had gone too far in what had happened yesterday, so he took out another small bottle from his pocket and threw it over.

After I took the bottle, I didn't rush to take it, but first asked the old man what the elixir was for.

"Wash the marrow and cut the bones, and lay the immortal foundation. The old man swore an oath.

"I know, I know. "I waved my hand and motioned to the old man not to speak, it was written in those martial arts novels, and I knew this very well. "Old man, will I become very strong after eating this thing, and I can even cultivate immortal arts?"

The old man wiped the cold sweat from his head and said helplessly, "Sort of." ”

The Howling Dog on the ground immediately barked a few times, but it didn't say anything else, just whimpered, as if someone had cast a spell - when the old man deceived Erlang God in the past, the Howling Dog also barked like this.

I happily put away the elixir, then waved my hand at the rhubarb on the ground, and said, "Hello, rhubarb, my name is Hammer, you play with me for two days, and then your master will come." ”

The old man took another popsicle from the refrigerator, and while sticking out his tongue and licking it, he said to me: "This dog only eats meat, and does not eat ordinary things, I still have something to do today, so I will leave first." ”

"Hey—"

Before I could open my mouth to scold this old man, he turned into a fairy aura and floated into my body again.

"This beast, next time you must let him take out the meat money, or at least give me a few more elixirs!" I thought to myself, and waved my hand at Rhubarb, motioning for it to come over.

This big yellow dog has long calves and a thin waist, and it is a very capable dog at first glance, and there were people in my hometown who used to catch rabbits with dogs, and that kind of dog is very similar to rhubarb - of course, it cannot be compared with rhubarb, after all, rhubarb is the ancestor of dogs.

I was wondering if I should get a collar for Rhubarb, when the guy wagged his tail and walked into the kitchen on his own - well, the dog's nose is really good.

There is also a piece of meat at home, which I used to prepare for making dumplings, but now it is ......

Rhubarb crouched on the ground to the side and wagged his tail at me, thinking to myself that I couldn't grab something to eat with a dog, could I?

"Come on, come on, rhubarb, eat it obediently. ”

I found a large plastic basin and threw the meat into it, and Rhubarb immediately stopped paying attention to me, bowing his head and only focusing on eating.

Thinking of the old man's words, this dog still has to stay with me for a year, I had to build a small nest for it in the yard, and then throw some of my torn clothes into it as a mat, and throw some toys into it by the way, I think people are fairy dogs after all, and I can't afford to buy a female dog, but at least I have to give it some high-end gadgets.

Where is the dog I invited, it's obviously an uncle, I'm so busy with all this, I'm so tired that I'm paralyzed in bed.

Rhubarb is very spiritual, and after eating the meat, he runs into the nest himself, and his two paws are constantly fiddling with those toys, and he seems to like those things very much.

"Why are you playing such a trick on me—"

I was lying on the bed moaning weakly, and at that moment, an image popped into my mind.

"The intelligent robot is at your service, please select the boot mode. ”

My mind immediately came alive, and I sat up from the bed and said, "Live mode." ”

Soon, a string of green digital light shone out of my body, gradually fitting a small lori.

"Hello master!" little Lori winked at me.

I can't hold myself anymore.,This little Lori is a robot.,And call me master.,I shouldn't resist, right?

In that case, should I be a beast, or should I be a beast?