In the living room, I wrapped a bath towel around my waist, held the doll in both hands to block the scenery on my chest, and calmly looked at the two people sitting opposite.

The obscene old man turned out the popsicle from the refrigerator, this thing was bought last summer, and I lived alone at home, and I didn't finish it and then kept throwing it in the refrigerator, but it stands to reason that this thing should have no expiration date, right?

"Little friend—" The lewd old man stuck out his tongue and licked the popsicle, and said with a happy face: "Now you believe that I am a fairy, right?"

Xiao Lori, who was sitting on the sofa next to her, said softly: "Master, the system senses that your body is in a state of cold, do you need to activate the heat preservation function?"

"No, no, no, I'm warm. I shook my head, and then stared at Lori vigilantly, for fear that the scene in the toilet would happen again.

This time, little Lori didn't start any mess by herself, but she said to me: "Detect that the master is lying, and start the self-punishment program-"

"Hey—"

I had just screamed when I suddenly felt something wasn't quite right in my body.

"The punishment is over, please don't lie in the future. Little Lori said calmly.

I always felt that something was not quite right in my body, but I couldn't notice it for a while, so I had to ask, "What did I lie about? What did you do to me?"

"Report to the master, just now you said that your body is very warm, but in fact, your-" Little Lori's eyes suddenly moved down to me, and then continued: "It's not warm there, for the master's second question, Chu Chu can't answer it, shame and shame-"

I remembered that I didn't have anything in there just now, and my eldest brother was really cold, and he forgot about it, damn it.

When I got dressed and ran out of the room again, I stared at the little Lori with an angry and aggrieved face, and said bitterly: "You changed me back! This is the most magnificent thing I feel about myself so far, you actually be! You actually turned me into 3 centimeters! You are excessive!"

Little Lori turned her head and said with a smile: "I detected that the owner's body temperature is rising sharply, and Chu Chu is about to open a new function——"

"What's new, can you turn my baby back?" I asked with a glimpse of energy.

"Didi—"

Little Lori's eyes became dull, and a cold mechanical voice came out of her mouth: "The energy is about to run out, this service is over, drip-"

"You don't have that!"

I just let out a roar, and then Lori fitted into a string of green digital rays again and rushed into my body.

"Can this still be the case?" I sat down on the couch with a painful face, and said while holding the thing that was about to shrink in: "You people, one says that he is an immortal, and the other says that he is a robot of the future, none of you are reliable, where did you get my big brother for me?!"

The lewd old man had just finished licking the expired popsicle and said to me contentedly, "Little brother, do you want to do a business?"

I was depressed, and when I heard the old man call me little brother, I immediately said angrily, "You are young!"

"Don't be angry, Xiaoyou, you can just call me Zhao Si in the future. The old man suddenly took out a small bottle from his ancient robe and said to me, "I have a bottle of elixir here—"

I want to laugh a little, although at this time I already believe that this old man is a fairy, but why does he call Zhao Si? Is "Country Love" too much?

"Does it do anything?" I asked.

Zhao Si stroked his beard, and pretended to be profound: "There is a kind of medicine in the world, men eat it, and women can't stand it." ”

I immediately became excited, did this old ruffian fairy want to sell him an aphrodisiac?

"There is also a medicine in the world that women take and men can't stand it. Zhao Si said with a smug face, "And this bottle of pill in my hand, men and women eat it together, and the bed can't stand it." ”

"Damn, why is this old man so doggy?

I immediately stood up and sat down beside the old man, stretched out my hand and put my hand on his shoulder, and said, "Did you say that you crossed over today and caused me a fright?

The old man smiled obscenely and said, "It's very simple to want this medicine, let's make a deal." ”

"You say you say. ”

It's not profitable, it's definitely good, the fairy things must be good, this business is not done in vain, maybe you can get me some elixir in the future.

"You help me receive a guest, he will stay with you for a year, and I will give you a gift when I receive one, how about Xiaoyou?" the old man squinted at me, which made me feel like there was some conspiracy in this.

"Beast!" I scolded, "you let me pick up customers, don't I want to lose face and ass?"

The old man immediately waved his hand and said, "It's for you to receive guests, you just let them live with you for a year, and there are no other special requirements." ”

"Then I'll think about it, you give me the medicine first. I glanced at the elixir in the old man's hand.

The old man laughed and said very stinkingly, "Okay, I'll bring you the first guest tomorrow." ”

At this time, I had already snatched the small bottle, and I was so focused on the elixir in the bottle that I didn't care what the old man said.

"That's okay, the old man is also sleepy, so I'm going to rest. The old man stood up, as if he remembered something, and said, "Xiaoyou, that elixir is for aphrodisiac, and it can't help you turn the baby back." ”

"I-day-you-fairy-human-board-board-"

I clutched my throat and wanted to spit out the medicine, but the pill melted in my mouth, and I could still spit it out.

Before I could scold the old man, he turned into a wisp of immortal qi and fused into my body.

This night may have been the peak of my hand speed in my life, and my right hand was not even so fast when I snapped up a treasure festival.

"This old immortal thing, it's killing me—"

After the all-night exercise, I sat in front of the window on the second floor in a daze with two panda eyes, and was split two thunders yesterday, and the result was a fairy and a robot.

I'm so unlucky, I've had eight lifetimes of blood mold.

My right hand was swollen, and I was about to rub some medicine to reduce the swelling, when a fairy aura suddenly floated out of my body, and then I transformed into a lewd old man.

"Xiaoyou, how was it last night?" Zhao Si smiled obscenely.

I immediately jumped to my feet and was ready to slap the old man in the face with my iPad.

"Wang-"

Just as I was about to make a move, a big dog suddenly jumped out from behind the old man and barked at me.