Chapter 382: I'll Bet You
The master also belongs to the logistics staff of the Tulou Town Project Department, and he can also get the general benefits, and this work pants also have a set of the master.
People say that the wool is out of the sheep, and the wool may also come out of the owner of the sheepfold, such as the work clothes issued by the Crescent Group for employees, then the project department has to pay, and the employees are sheep, so the project department is the sheepfold.
The work clothes distributed by the Crescent Group are really not flattering, and the price of each set is nearly 400 yuan, but the fabrics are all fabrics from the sixties and seventies, and the quality is unsatisfactory, and the cost price is only about 30 yuan.
Everyone commented that the work clothes distributed by this dignified Crescent Group are not as good as the work clothes distributed in other supermarkets.
Everyone also commented that this work uniform was made by a related account of the leader of the group company, and a set of net profits of hundreds of yuan.
A set of work clothes, that is a variety of opinions, what kind of discussion there are below, it is true that this work clothes also make people disagree.
When Fang Cun and Chang Short tore the second pair of work pants that Miao Bu was wearing, the master cried and shouted with a sad face, this is his master's work pants, and the work pants of the master are also the most distinctive, with garlic in the pants pocket all the year round, and there is a strong smell of garlic every day.
The master's work pants don't need to be marked like square inches and normal shortness, as long as you can know which pants are your own by smell.
"I'm sorry, Master, we have had a cold in the past two days, and our nose is so stuffy that we can't smell your pants!"
Fang Cun and Chang Short, two comrades, one holding two torn trouser legs in his hands, apologized to the master, and the master grinned and scolded.
"Go to the ball, you just stuff your nose with a cotton ball, and that won't stop the strong garlic smell of my pants!"
The master did not exaggerate, it is true that the smell of garlic on his pants is rushing to the nose, even if the nose is completely blocked, it will not block the unpleasant smell.
"Haha, Master, I can't blame you Brother Miao, your pants are not torn by me, but torn by the two of them. ”
Fang Cun and Chang Short tore the master's pants, but Miao Buzheng gloated, and at the same time provoked right and wrong.
"Master, don't listen to Team Leader Miao's sowing discord, your work pants are torn, and my work pants are torn, that's all Team Leader Miao's conspiracy, he stole our pants on his body. ”
Fang Cun comforted the master, Comrade the master is also a person who is good at listening to persuasion, he nodded and replied.
"Yes, the culprit is Team Leader Miao, none of us blame it, just blame Team Leader Miao, we have to tear his work pants. ”
When Fang Cun and Chang Short tore the master's work pants, the three of them found that Miao Buzheng was still wearing a pair of work pants, and he was actually wearing three pairs of work pants, which also reminded them of those actresses who performed in the countryside, that is, they were wearing ten pairs of underwear and underwear, and they had been performing for the people.
Now, the same is true of the leader of the Miao Buzheng group, just like the actress who performed, she wore three pairs of work pants, and torn one after another.
This time, without waiting for Comrade Chang Short to make a move, the master and Fang Cun did it together, and they tore off the third pair of underwear that Miao Bu was wearing, and the two of them each held two pieces, looking up to the sky and laughing.
"Haha, these pants are my comrade's short, these pants are my comrade's!"
The mark made by Comrade Chang Short is particularly eye-catching, and he sprays red self-spray paint on the reverse side of the trouser leg of the work pants, like a slogan.
", Comrade Chang Short, your mark is too eye-catching, your pants are sprayed with self-spraying paint, who wants to wear your pants, no wonder the self-spraying paint of the measurement group is missing a bottle, it turns out that you sprayed the pants. ”
Miao Buzheng saw such an eye-catching mark, he laughed out loud, he really admired Comrade Chang Short is really a talent, and a pair of torn work pants was also marked like a treasure.
Comrade Chang Short said with a sad face: "Team Leader Miao, I can't help it, this work pants are not good, but it can't be less, the leader comes down to check that you have to wear work pants to meet the inspection, our project department is also harmful, a set of work clothes will be issued all year round, this also belongs to the spring and autumn work clothes, whether it is spring, summer, autumn and winter, you have to wear it, and the winter leader will freeze to death to check it." ”
It is often true that the work clothes distributed by the Crescent Group are still the work clothes of spring and autumn, and the leaders have to ask employees to wear work clothes to meet the inspection.
Therefore, this overalls are still precious, most of the comrades have made marks, in case the overalls are lost, often shortly come up with red self-spray paint as a clear mark, this is really a helpless move, otherwise they will be fined, and then they will have to pay nearly 500 yuan to buy a new set of overalls.
The work pants of the three people were torn, and these three people were really heartbroken, and if they bought a new set of work clothes, they had to be deducted 500 yuan in wages.
"Team Leader Miao, you have to pay for our work pants. ”
The three of them were holding a few pieces of pants, crying like a fat pig in the family, who couldn't sell the dead pork and lost thousands of dollars.
Miao Buzheng smiled proudly: "Haha, you can't blame your Brother Miao, who told you to take off Brother Miao's pants, this society has to use your mind, it's not your Brother Miao who has a clear mind, but it's your Brother Miao's Lilang trousers who tear their pants, it's not a loss of hundreds, that's a loss of thousands." ”
"Okay, don't be sad, the old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, and besides, these three pants are also shabby pants, if you need them, I'll give you three. ”
Fang Cun and Chang Short, and the three of them were sad for their work pants, so the breakfast shop owner comforted the three of them.
Fang Cun and the three of them replied: "Boss, you don't have back pain when you stand and talk, don't look at these torn pants, this is nearly five hundred yuan, let's not tear it, then we have to buy a new set, then we have to be deducted five hundred yuan from the salary, who doesn't cry on the head." ”
When the owner of the breakfast shop heard this, he jumped up more than two feet on the spot, as if he had stepped on a five-step poisonous snake, and screamed in horror.
"What, it's five hundred yuan for these torn pants, this is not the pants of Hailan House, this is just a pair of torn bell bottoms, worse than the work pants given by the fertilizer store, even if no one asks for it, you give me fifty yuan, I can get you a few." ”
"Go, boss, you speak softly, although this is a pair of torn pants, but it is not ordinary pants, he is the pants customized by our group company, and there is the logo of the group company on it, where do you go to get these pants." ”
The boss said to get a few pairs of pants for the three of them, and the three of them shook their heads, not to mention that the work pants were unsatisfactory, but they were also with the logo of the Crescent Group Company, and the general garment factory couldn't get the work pants.
"Ouch, what kind of broken group are you Crescent Group, a pair of torn pants for more than ten yuan, and what kind of logo do you have, it's really cold.
Now it's broken, no matter how sad you are, it doesn't matter if you use the ball, you still have a task to complete, take off Team Leader Miao's pants, and he will have a pair of underwear left. ”
One sentence reminded the dream man, the words of the breakfast shop owner, the three people of Fang Cun were reminded, and the breakfast shop owner also helped together, and he grabbed two rice meters on the chest of Comrade Miao Buzheng.
"You three, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and do it!"
Miao Bu was grabbed by the breakfast shop owner by the two rice meters on his chest, and he shouted with grin: "Boss, it turns out that you still have this hobby, you are really a hooligan!"
The owner of the breakfast shop replied calmly: "Hehe, little brother, this boss has been a hobby for almost decades, you find it again, don't you have this hobby!"
The owner of the breakfast shop grabbed two meters of Miao Buzheng's chest, square inches and Chang Short, and the three of them started together, and pulled down the big red underwear that Miao Buzheng was wearing, and then dropped three garlic heads from Miao Buzheng's big red underwear, as well as a small bottle of old vinegar.
", Team Leader Miao, not only did you steal other people's boss's garlic, but you also stole other people's vinegar, and your brother Miao turned out to be a green dragon!"
The three largest garlic heads fell from Miao Buzheng's underwear, and a small bottle of aged vinegar, and the general breakfast shop has a small glass bottle of vinegar, which is this kind of small bottle in Miao Buzheng's underwear, which is also filled with aged vinegar, and Miao Buzheng's crotch is sprinkled with aged vinegar, and a vinegar smell wafts out from Miao Buzheng's lower body.
"Fang Cun, what is a green dragon? Is it a green dragon playing mahjong?"
Fang Cun exclaimed a green dragon, Chang Short didn't understand what was going on, so the master pointed to Miao Buzheng's crotch to explain to him.
"Chang Short, you don't know what a green dragon is, just look at the crotch of Team Leader Miao. ”
Chang Short hooked his head and looked at the crotch of Miao Bu, and then shouted.
", the green dragon you are talking about, is it that the crotch is not hairy!"
The owner of the breakfast shop was also attracted by the amazement of the three people, and he also hooked his head to the crotch of Miao Bu, and screamed as if he had eaten dynamite.
", little brother, not only do you not have long hair, but you are still a tempered egg!"
"Boss, don't worry about other people's toughened eggs, you have to worry about your own garlic and vinegar being stolen by Team Leader Miao!"
"But no, little brother, it turns out that you are the real thief, you not only stole my garlic, but also stole my vinegar.
No wonder, recently, you always found that there was one bottle of aged vinegar missing, a total of fifteen bottles missing, and it turned out that you had hidden it in the crotch. ”
Fang Cun's reminder, the breakfast shop owner remembered the garlic head that fell from the crotch of the Miao Bu, and the small bottle of aged vinegar.
Miao Bu was still fast, the garlic head and the small bottle of aged vinegar fell out, and he took it in his hand for the first time, and the small bottle of aged vinegar was spilled more than half, and there was only a little bit of aged vinegar left in the bottle.
"Boss, you have to be responsible when you speak, why did I steal your garlic head and old vinegar, this is my Miao Buzheng's own old vinegar and garlic head.
Boss, otherwise, I'll make a bet with you, if you admit that it's your garlic head and vinegar, then I lose, if it's not your garlic head and vinegar, even if you lose, and you have to get this breakfast for free. ”
"Ouch, little brother, you still want to bet with me, you only lose and can't win, my garlic head and Xiaochen vinegar bottle are marked with the word king. ”
Miao Bu was about to make a bet with the breakfast shop owner, who really scoffed at it, and he was sure to win.