Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as the three comrades of the master and the master, found a very heavy problem, a very difficult problem.

When they uncovered the wide tape that had wrapped the eggs, a picture immediately came to their minds, a picture of their father killing chickens and plucking their feathers when they were young.

Now, they are killing chickens and plucking feathers, the moment the wide tape is uncovered, the three of them grinned, and they also found that they were not only killing chickens and plucking feathers, but also blistering like the chickens were so bad that even the egg skin was pulled off.

"My mother, great father, we think of the picture of you killing chickens and plucking feathers, we are killing chickens and plucking feathers now!"

While uncovering the wide tape that wrapped the egg skin, the three of them regretted it, and their intestines were as green as eating mung bean porridge.

"Haha, this is your fate, this is also retribution, in order to rely on a few small breakfasts, can you treat yourself like this, the former hairy eggs have become the current tempered eggs. ”

Miao Bu is just smug and gloating.

The so-called tempered egg is an egg that hatches without hair, and an egg that hatches out hair is a hairy egg.

The common way to eat is to cook it in plain water, first knock a small sip when eating, drink the water inside, and then eat the contents in one bite.

It can also be eaten with mashed garlic mixed with vinegar and sesame oil, or salt and pepper, and it is delicious. It is said that the water in it is a great tonic among the great supplements, which is beneficial to men, women and children, and must not be lost.

After the three of them uncovered the wide tape that wrapped their private parts, their private parts were as smooth as the tempered eggs that had not hatched.

"Hmph, we'd rather be tempered eggs than pay for this breakfast, and now it proves that we didn't hide our wallets, and you should pay for this breakfast as Team Leader Miao. ”

Fang Cun was willing to turn his hairy eggs into tempered eggs, and he was reluctant to pay for breakfast with a dime, they were stubborn to this point, and Miao Buzheng was helpless, and kept praising the three people with a thumbs up.

"You are amazing, you are amazing, I admire you!"

"It's useless to admire us, now it's your turn to take off your pants and pluck your hair. ”

"That's it, Team Leader Miao, please take off your pants!"

The three of them were not painful because of the wide tape and the belt hair, but they were very happy and proud, they all made a gesture of invitation, and stretched out their hands together to let Miao Buzheng take off his pants.

"Yes, little brother, now it's your turn to take off your pants, and you should have nothing to say now. ”

Even the owner of the breakfast shop hoped that Miao Bu was taking off his pants, which was also his wish for a long time, and the three of them had taken off their pants twice, so it was Miao Buzheng's turn, and seeing Miao Bu taking off his pants was the greatest enjoyment.

"It's not impossible for you Brother Miao to take off your pants, but before Brother Miao takes off your pants, you all have to take out the toothpicks in your hands. ”

Miao Bu is really a great person, Fang Cun and the three of them deliberately hide a small handful of toothpicks in their hands, when they spread their palms, the owner of the breakfast shop was stunned, these three people have hundreds of toothpicks hidden in their palms.

"My mother, the three of you are too experienced to hide so many toothpicks, I don't blame you for hiding the toothpicks in our store now, I want to see what will happen to your brother Miao's hairy egg after being shot by hundreds of toothpicks. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop was not distressed that the three of them had stolen so many toothpicks from their own shop, but he wanted to see how Miao Bu was being shot by hundreds of toothpicks.

"Haha, boss, do you need to say it, you must be a hedgehog egg immediately!"

The three of them couldn't help laughing, they also wanted to see Miao Bu being shot like a hedgehog.

However, this Comrade Miao Buzheng is too good, and the plan of the three of them did not succeed, if they don't throw away the toothpicks, he Miao Buzheng will not take off his pants.

The three of them threw away the toothpicks, Miao Buzheng just began to take off his pants, and the leader of the Miao team was also very simple.

"Take it off, I don't take off my pants one day, what's the big deal, I'll take it off openly, unlike you sneaky, like you can't see people, it looks very obscene. ”

Comrade Miao Buzheng was very upright, and he also came prepared, and he took out a sheet before taking off his pants, so that the three comrades in Fang Cun would prop up the sheet and form a triangle.

"My mother, Team Leader Miao, you still make it like a woman trying on clothes at the market, and you also get a sheet to surround it, you are still afraid of spring. ”

Miao Buzheng came prepared, so that the breakfast shop owner had to be amazed, he really admired Miao Buzheng for being able to make trouble.

Miao Buzheng said hehehe: "Hehe, boss, your Brother Miao is a well-known person, take off your pants at this crossroads, don't pay attention to your image, now your Brother Miao still represents the Crescent Group, how can you be the same as the three of them, don't pay attention to the image at all, take off your pants and fart." ”

Miao Buzheng can always put gold on his face, and he takes off his pants on the street is also called paying attention to the image, and also represents the image of the Crescent Group, and the dignified Crescent Group employees should not take off their pants on the street.

"Brother Miao, come less, take it off quickly, people like you have made the Crescent Group lose face, and you are embarrassed to block it with a sheet. ”

The three of them didn't show Miao Bu a good face, they were anxiously waiting for the moment when Miao Bu was taking off his pants, which was also the moment when he was exposed to the world.

Miao Buzheng was also very crisp, he said to take it off, without a little mud and water, and pulled his pants to the end, from the butt to the heels.

Miao Bu was pulling off his pants, and he was still proudly raising the corners of his mouth to the four onlookers.

"What's the matter, you all saw it, your brother Miao does everything cleanly and neatly, and never drags mud and water, for example, taking off his pants is done in one go, without a pause in between. ”

The four of them admired Miao Buzheng's crispness, and also admired Miao Buzheng's speed of taking off his pants, and took it off with a bang, and that speed can be called the blink of an eye.

"Brother Miao, wait, you're so fast, we haven't seen the state yet, we haven't even seen what kind of eggs your private parts are, and your pants are up, it's like playing magic, this can't work." ”

"Yes, little brother, there is no one like you to take off your pants, what is this called simple, what is you called a flash mob, don't you say that it is above board, then you can be clean and neat, take off for ten minutes and let the big guy take a look. ”

Miao Buzheng's mentioning was too fast, and the three of them and the breakfast shop owner were unwilling, and they didn't see anything clearly.

"Hehe, I can't see clearly, that's your business, it's my business to take off my pants, Brother Ben Miao is so fast, if you have the ability, you can open your eyes wide and see it at a glance." ”

Miao Buzheng is very proud of the speed at which he takes off his pants and lifts his pants, and the actors will play different tricks, and how the people who watch the tricks appreciate the tricks have nothing to do with the tricksters.

"Okay, Brother Miao, you have your doorway, we also have our doorway, if you don't want to take it off so clearly, then we will help you take it off clearly and clearly. ”

The three of them exchanged glances with each other, and the three of them implemented their plan, the three of them threw away the sheets, and the master grabbed Miao Buzheng's back in one step, stretched out his hands and passed under Miao Buzheng's armpits, and wrapped Miao Buzheng's arms around him.

The priest fixed Miao Bu like a fixed cross, and Comrade Sifu had a strength, and Miao Bu was fixed by him like this, as if he was fixed on the cross, that is, he could not move.

"Square inch, often short, you two do it quickly. ”

The master fixed Miao Buzheng, and shouted at Fang Cun and Chang Short at the same time, Fang Cun and Chang Short The two comrades had already prepared, and when the master grabbed Miao Buzheng, the two of them moved together, one on the left and one on the right, and pulled Miao Buzheng's pants to the end.

"Hey, Master, Fang Cun, Chang Short, how many of you are guilty, what do you want to do?"

The moment Miao Buzheng's pants were pulled down, Miao Buzheng screamed loudly, and he also felt a few muffled sounds, and his pants were torn into four pieces.

When his pants were torn into four pieces, Miao Buzheng kept muttering: "You three have torn my pants, these are Lilang brand trousers, these are more than 3,800 yuan, you can't lose a penny." ”

"Go to the ball, Team Leader Miao, you are too cunning, what kind of Lilang brand pants are you, where did you wear a pair of work pants, this is the work pants issued by the Crescent Group, and it is worth three thousand eight hundred yuan, thirty-eight yuan is not worth it." ”

The pants worn by Comrade Miao Buzheng are really a pair of work pants issued by the Crescent Group, and the fabric of the work pants is really not flattering, and it is estimated that as Fang Cun said, it is worth 38 yuan.

"It's often short, have you noticed that the pants worn by the Miao team leader are very similar to your pants, and they also have a taste of original melon seeds, and there are original melon seeds in this pocket. ”

The work pants were torn four pieces, Fang Cun held two pieces in his hand, the quality of the work pants was also average, and they were torn casually, and Fang Cun found that the pants exuded a smell of original melon seeds, and some original melon seeds fell out of the pocket of the pants.

"Damn, it's like that, these are my work pants, and I've marked them in my pants pockets and written my name on a sticker. ”

Chang Short also held two pieces in his hand, one of which was torn in the pocket of his pants, and there was a mouth sticker on it, and the mouth sticker was written on it with Chang Short's own name.

"Haha, it's often short, your brother Miao has long been guarding against your move.

So, early this morning, I put on your work pants.

It's often short, the work pants are torn, it has nothing to do with your Brother Miao, it's all your own fault, who let you tear your work pants!"

Chang Short cried with a sad face, but Miao Buzheng was proud, and he also gloated and urged Fang Cun and Chang Short to comrades.

"Two brothers, come on, keep tearing your pants!"

Fang Cun and Chang Short tore off Chang Short's work pants, and the two of them found that Miao Bu was still wearing a pair of work pants inside.

"Tear and tear, my work pants are torn anyway, then I'm not afraid!"

Chang Short's work pants were torn, and he only had one pair of work pants, so the one Miao Buzheng was wearing now was definitely not his own work pants.

"Wait a minute, your work pants are torn, and I can't keep this work pants my inch. ”

Fang Cun stopped Chang Short's behavior in time, and he turned over the two legs of the work pants that Miao Bu was wearing and looked at them.

"It's usually short, don't worry about tearing it, this is not my pants. ”

Fang Cun and Comrade Chang Short tore the work pants in one go, but the master shouted.

"Damn, you two scoundrels, these pants belong to our master, a strong smell of garlic, can't you smell it?"