Chapter 145: I've Got a Problem
Niu Struggle finally met Brother Baozi, he thought that he was saved, and it was like seeing a spark in the vast grassland, which suddenly ignited hope for Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle grabbed Brother Baozi's calf to death, like grasping a life-saving straw, but he couldn't let Brother Baozi run away.
"Brother Baozi, it's me, I'm a cow struggle, your top boss is a cow struggle!"
If this is changed to the past, Niu Struggle saw that Brother Bao didn't even give him a straight face, how could he still beg in such a low voice, and patiently explained to Brother Bao seven or eight times, he is really Brother Baozi's top boss Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle also thought of having to bow his head under the eaves of people, who let himself play anything without playing what can he play a word horse, this time it is a complete word horse, his two old legs are estimated not to be able to recover from the shape of a word horse in hundreds of days.
Niu Struggle explained like this, Brother Bao Zi was stunned and didn't believe it, he stomped Niu Struggle's left hand that grabbed his calf like crazy, and scolded him: " Get out of your fucking eggs, do you think that pretending to be a cow to struggle that bastard, my brother Baozi will believe your nonsense, you bastard, who doesn't pretend to be you but pretending to be a cow to struggle, what are you doing, that cow struggle, my brother Baozi doesn't know, he just turned into a puddle of urine, my brother Baozi also knows, that cow struggles for such a big lump, and you only have half of him, how can it be a cow struggle, you ghost die!"
Brother Bao Zi is like crazy, he stomped on Niu Struggle's hand with all his strength, but Niu Struggle grinned in pain, Niu Struggle endured the great pain and explained to Brother Baozi: "Brother Bao, Brother Zi, Brother Zi, I am really a cow struggle, I was a big lump before, it was because I was standing, and now your Minister Niu is sitting on the ground, your Minister Niu is full of food and has nothing to do, but you want to play the action of the word horse, and the result is half like this!"
Brother Baozi said: "Hmph, I don't believe it, how can that big lump of Niu Struggle become a half-lump, what a one-word horse and a two-word horse, I think you are running with a mouth, you want to fool me Brother Baozi, you have no way, you go to die, you let go!"
Crackling, Brother Bao Zi gritted his teeth and stomped wildly, just like stomping on a sandbag, the cow was still holding on to the great pain, and patiently explained to Brother Baozi: "Brother Zi, Brother Zi, don't stomp, please Brother Zi squat down and take a look, your Minister Niu is really playing a word horse and completely splitting it, your Minister Niu is really sitting on the ground, please Brother Zi squatting down to take a look, is seeing believing?"
"Look at your size, brother, you are big, my brother Baozi doesn't have that idle work, hurry up and let go of your hands!"
Brother Baozi stomped more than a dozen feet in a row, the cow struggled really couldn't stand it, let go of Brother Baozi's calf, Brother Baozi ran away like a rabbit, and shouted loudly while running: "My mother, I met a ghost, and I pretended to be a cow to struggle, it's really scary!"
Brother Baozi ran away, and Niu Struggle was still howling in place: "Brother Zi, Brother Zi, I'm really a cow struggle, your top boss Minister Niu, why don't you squat down and take a look, squatting down and taking a look will reveal the truth, you bastard Brother Baozi, if you don't save me, forget it, and scold me seven or eight bastards in a row, my Niu Struggle will not let you go if I am a ghost!"
Brother Baozi ran away in one breath, Niu Zhan couldn't even see his buttocks, Niu Zhan was so angry that his lungs exploded, and he gritted his teeth and hated Brother Baozi, he originally injured his ligaments by playing a word horse, but now it's okay that his left hand was trampled by Brother Baozi and was almost crippled, and now he has no consciousness at all.
The hope that had just been ignited was completely extinguished, Niu Struggle fell into difficulty again, he drooped his head again, he fell asleep again, he just squinted, a small car stopped abruptly beside him, jumped out of the car A person, walked in front of him, unzipped his pants and took out the guy to pee on him, Niu Struggle was woken up again, this time he quickly felt that it was someone urinating on him again, he looked up to the sky and shouted.
"Brother Baozi, Brother Zi, are you back, do you remember, I am your top boss Niu Struggle Cow Minister!"
Niu Zhan looked up to the sky and shouted, really scared the peeing man, the man was so frightened that he quickly put his dick into his pants, and exclaimed while collecting it: "My mother-in-law, it turns out that there is another person here, are you a human or a ghost, why are you sitting here in the middle of the night, you frighten me, my peeing tools are frightened by you, in case there are three long and two short, who will I find to settle the account!"
That person was indeed frightened, he still urinated a third, and the two-thirds were so frightened that he took it back, he took several steps back to look at the people on the ground, Niu Struggle was urinated twice, once by Brother Baozi, Brother Baozi poured more than 20 bottles of beer, and the amount of urine was almost like taking a bath for Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle's appearance was no longer the original appearance, unrecognizable.
The man didn't see the face of the man sitting on the ground, so he asked, "Excuse me, are you a human or a ghost, and why are you sitting here?"
Niu Struggle saw that person's appearance clearly, but he was extremely excited: "Hey, you are the peak, I am Niu Struggle, I am Minister Niu!"
This person is really Comrade Gaofeng, Yang Huo's car arrived at the third team of templates after unloading, it was completely lying in the nest, and it had to be overhauled, he called the mobile car repair, and the car repair master said that it was the exhaust pipe and did not enter the gearbox, and I am afraid that the problem could not be solved in a day's time, Yang Huo was one of the first two big, how did this fault occur, and it would take so long.
The car repair time is too long, Yang Huo wants Yang Guifei to go home first, Yang Guifei still has to go to school, but he can't delay his study, there is a car at the peak, he sent Yang Guifei home, he is coming back from Yang Guifei's house, when the car drove here, he couldn't hold back his pee, so he stopped the car to pee, but he didn't expect to pee on the cow and struggle a head of melon seeds.
Listening to the sound of Niu Struggle's words, Comrade Gao Feng still couldn't believe it, and he asked again: "Who are you, who do you say you are?"
Niu Struggle told sΓΉ Gao Feng again: "Brother Gao, it's me, your Niu Minister Niu Struggle!"
Gao Feng recognized it at this time, this person is really his own top boss Niu struggled, Gao Feng was surprised, this world is too small, pee a urine can also pee on the head of the boss, people say to ride on the head of the melon seeds to pee, I pee on the leader's head, is this offended the leader.
Gao Feng hurriedly said: "Ouch, hey, Minister Niu is you, this is really a big flood that washed the Longwang Temple family and didn't recognize the family, this is also the world is too small, you can meet the leader if you pee, Minister Niu, you have to forgive me Gao Feng, I didn't mean to pee on you." β
Niu Struggle shook his head melon seeds, he was urinated by Gao Feng with a head of melon seeds, he shook his head and the melon seeds that urine spilled out like rain, Niu Struggle said: "Brother Gao, you are right, this is the big urine rushed to the Dragon King Temple, the family does not recognize the family, however, I Niu Struggle will not be angry with you, who does not have a three urgency, if you are urgent, you have to put it, otherwise you will suffocate your bladder, I also know that you didn't mean it, I won't go to my heart, you can rest assured." β
Gao Feng picked up Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle's one-word horse split too wide, his two legs really became a one-word horse, and he couldn't take it back at all, Gao Feng was very puzzled: "Minister Niu, seeing that you are so good at splitting forks, you won't come here in the middle of the night to practice one-word horses, right?"
Niu Struggle One Word Horse Split Here for more than an hour, he was already numb, he couldn't feel the pain, he nodded: "Brother Gao, you guessed right, your Niu Minister is to practice a word horse to train his two old legs into a word shape, this is a complete word horse, it should be said that it is not a word horse but a word cow, my Niu Struggle is a stupid cow, what is it if it is not a word cow?"
Gao Feng guessed correctly, so he smiled: "Minister Niu, you work so hard to practice one-word horses, don't you want to be like those school flowers, you want to use one-word horses to become popular, and you want to become famous in one fell swoop!"
Niu Struggle shook his head like a pendulum, and replied to Gao Feng regretfully: "Brother Gao, what do I want to be popular, what name do I want to become in one fell swoop, not to mention the appearance of my big straw bag, even if the word horse succeeds, it won't be popular, I practice a word horse, it's all your sister-in-law, she gave my old cow an ultimatum, if you don't exercise well within a month, don't touch her within a month, then you have to take a break from my cow struggle." β
Gao Feng Fei dragged Niu Struggle to the back seat of his sweaty BMW car, and found that Niu Struggle was too powerful, and the two legs could not be restored at all, so he could only let Niu Struggle sit in the center of the back seat, sitting in the shape of a horse, and the two legs were supported to both sides, and there was a new problem, the two legs of Niu Struggle were opened, but the doors on both sides were not closed tightly.
Gao Feng encountered a problem, or can only run with the car door open, that is extremely dangerous, then there are potential safety hazards, in case of scratching the personal is a terrible relationship, Gao Feng scratched his head: "Ouch, this can be a problem, how to deal with this, this is much more difficult than the horizontal pole into the city gate, people enter the city gate with a horizontal pole, then the pole can be sawed short, Minister Niu These two legs can not be sawed off." β
Niu Struggle was also distressed, he also felt for the first time that these two legs were redundant, and it was quite in the way, if there was a way, he really wanted to saw off these two legs, Niu Struggle later built yì Gao Feng put him on the roof of the car, Gao Feng said to do nothing, so put Niu Struggle on the roof of the car, then he couldn't run two steps and had to fall.
When Gao Feng was struggling with the cow and was distressed, he saw a person running in the distance, and this person screamed wildly while running: "Minister Niu, are you still here, I ran back to the third team and thought all the way, I think that the person who was urinated by my brother Baozi just now is not a ghost, it should be your bastard who is fighting for the cow!"