Comrade Xiong Erwei, deputy minister of the material department of Tulou Town, had a stomach trouble in the middle of the night, which was also less than ten minutes after he finished dinner, he wanted to eat lobster and carbon pot on a whim.

The result of being able to eat was that Vice Minister Xiong had a stomach trouble in the middle of the night, ran to the toilet eight times in a row, and went to the toilet for the last time, he also found that the energy-saving light in the toilet was off, and the toilet was pitch black.

When Vice Minister Xiong climbed to the squatting position, he remembered that the mobile phone had a flashlight, why not use the flashlight of the mobile phone, why not climb to the squatting position, why not use the flashlight of the mobile phone, Vice Minister Xiong was very angry with himself, thinking that he was so stupid, and patted his head and melon seeds as many as 17 times in a row.

In order to give himself a long memory, Vice Minister Xiong decided to do it again, he exited the toilet again, turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone, walked into the toilet step by step, and stepped on the squatting position, before he had time to take off his pants urgently, he heard a pop sound, and the crotch of his pants was like a bowl of porridge dropping, and a big hot lump flowed down his trouser legs.

Vice Minister Xiong was already in a stomach, and he had already climbed into the squatting position, so you should have solved the business, why should you hold your exit and go to the toilet again, you think this is a celebrity walking the red carpet, you still have to pose or something, but he pulled up his pants.

The crotch of the pants is leaking everywhere, Brother Xiong is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, there is another situation, the mobile phone in his hand fell into the toilet with a snap, the toilet of the project department is that kind of groove type, a communication to the end, a high-power water tank automatically discharges water, and the top of the groove is partitioned by a partition.

The moment Brother Xiong's mobile phone fell into the toilet ditch, Vice Minister Xiong jumped into the ditch regardless of a qiē, just like a diver on the ten-meter platform, he wanted to grab his mobile phone for the first time, but when he just touched the mobile phone, the high-power water tank was released in a bang, and the mobile phone that Brother Xiong was about to catch was washed away.

Brother Xiong has a habit, he likes to squat in the last squatting position when he goes to the toilet, maybe he is afraid that his colleagues will laugh at him for having an enoki mushroom, he likes to squat in the corner, and the mobile phone is washed away by the water put down by the high-power water tank, Brother Xiong didn't dare to think about it, and suddenly threw himself in the ditch in the toilet, and suddenly touched it like a loach.

Fortunately, Deputy Minister Xiong was thin and small, the ditch was just enough to accommodate his body, and there was still a little room for him, Brother Xiong threw himself in the ditch, and swam forward like a swimmer, from the last end of the toilet ditch to the front end, at the entrance of the ditch into the sewer, Brother Xiong finally grabbed his mobile phone.

Brother Xiong grabbed his mobile phone with both hands like a loach, he was very excited, and he roared a famous sentence very proudly: "Mom, it's really worth it, I finally caught you." ”

When Brother Xiong climbed up from the trench, he was like being fished out of the water, and he didn't know if it was shit or water flowing down his trouser legs, anyway, Deputy Minister Xiong didn't care about it, as long as he could catch his mobile phone, that was the last word, after Brother Xiong grabbed his mobile phone, he also found that his mobile phone was intact, and the flashlight was still on, but the mobile phone was all soaked, and he thought he should open the mobile phone and shake it.

Brother Xiong turned on the phone for the first time, and found that the phone was completely watted, and there was green smoke for several months, so angry that Brother Xiong jumped up and down, babbling and screaming, he slapped his head again, and scolded himself for a dog blood spray, knowing that the phone couldn't be turned on when it was flooded, why did the brain short circuit and turn it on.

Brother Xiong's mobile phone was completely finished, he smashed the mobile phone, stomped on it more than ten times, and finally spit several mouthfuls of phlegm on the mobile phone, and scolded the mobile phone: "Mom, the old one is not gone, the new one is not coming, Brother Xiong will buy a new mobile phone now, Lao Tzu will be angry with your broken mobile phone!"

After Brother Xiong stomped on the old mobile phone, he found that the card in the mobile phone was also stomped by himself, and he even had the heart to die now, all the contact numbers were in this card, this card was stomped on, how to find the contact number, Brother Xiong really hated himself to death.

Brother Xiong is a person who can't do without a mobile phone, once he doesn't have a mobile phone, he is like a headless fly, he must buy a new mobile phone immediately, even if it is in the middle of the night, then he has to find a way to buy a new mobile phone, even if he slams the door, he has to smash the door of the store that sells mobile phones.

The mobile phone was destroyed, Brother Xiong was like a hundred claws grasping his heart, it was restless, Brother Xiong went to Tulou Town, he was going to buy a new mobile phone, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and it was a dark day, there was not even a shadow in Tulou Town, only Brother Xiong was lonely.

Brother Xiong was walking, he met a person, it was Brother Bao, the material supervisor of the third team, Brother Bao Zi was carrying a person on his shoulder, and that person was riding on Brother Bao's shoulder like a horse, Xiong Erwei was surprised when he saw this situation.

"Hey, Brother Baozi, why did you change your career, the material supervisor of your third team didn't do it, how did you carry the corpse, may I ask Brother Baozi, whose corpse are you carrying?"

Before Brother Bao Zi could speak, the person on Brother Bao's shoulder was angry, and he scolded Xiong Erwei: "You dead Xiong Erwei, your bear is blind, don't you see that Brother Bao Zi is carrying the corpse of my cow's struggle, ahhh, it's your bear head, you are the corpse, your bear father is a corpse, your bear mother is a corpse, your grandfather Xiong and Grandma Xiong are corpses, your whole family is a corpse!"

Niu Struggle is scolding, that Xiong Erwei was so frightened that he turned his head and ran, shouting wildly while running: "My mother-in-law, blow up the corpse, blow up the corpse, blow up the corpse, blow up the corpse of Niu Struggle, blow up the corpse of Niu Struggle!"

This Xiong Erwei is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but Niu Struggle is so angry that his liver hurts: "Xiong Erwei, you bastard, your father Xiong only blew up the corpse, your mother Xiong blew up the corpse, your Xiong family blew up the corpse, your whole family blew up the corpse, and my Niu Struggle will not blow up the corpse." ”

All the shops in Tulou Town are closed, not to mention the shops that sell mobile phones, Brother Xiong saw that none of them were open, he became angry, and jumped up and down on the street and scolded: "Grandma, are you still businessmen, why are you closing so early, don't you want to make money, don't you know that there are also big customers in the middle of the night!"

Brother Xiong felt that he was angry with the scolding, and he smashed the door door from door to door, whether it was a store that sold mobile phones, or something else, such as a hardware store, or a small supermarket, he didn't let go of any of them, and smashed them all, first with his own hands, and then found that it hurt to smash the door with his hands, so he changed to smash it with a brick.

Brother Xiong smashed it in one go, and after he smashed it, there was a scolding inside: "Who, slam the door in the middle of the night, are you in a hurry to reincarnate or are you in a hurry to find death, if you smash the door again, we will let the dog bite you to death!"

Seeing someone responding, Xiong Erwei's attitude was very good: "Hehe, shopkeeper, I'm not anyone, I'm Xiong Erwei, I'm not in a hurry to reincarnate and find death, I'm going to buy something, I'm going to buy something for more than a thousand yuan, shopkeeper, open the door." ”

It turned out to be a business, and the bosses who smashed the door opened the door of the store in their clothes, and asked Comrade Xiong Erwei very kindly: "Little brother, what do you want to buy?"

Xiong Erwei hehehe: "Shopkeeper, I'm bothering you, I'm in a hurry to buy something, so I'm slamming your door, don't be angry!"

The shopkeepers laughed: "Little brother, are we businessmen in the first place, the customer is God's, besides, who will have trouble with money, may I ask the little brother, what do you want to buy, so urgent, you have to buy it in the middle of the night, you can't wait until tomorrow!"

Xiong Erwei and Hehe: "Hehe, the shopkeeper, I'm in a hurry, this thing is indispensable for my brother Xiong, I just want to buy a mobile phone." ”

The shopkeepers didn't hear it clearly, so they asked Xiong Erwei again: "Little brother, what did you say you wanted to buy!"

Xiong Erwei repeated again: "Shopkeeper, I want to buy a mobile phone." ”

As soon as they heard that Xiong Erwei wanted to buy a mobile phone, those shopkeepers were very polite, and they all turned around and greeted inside: "Ah Ash, Xiao Huang, bite him, bastard!"

Before Xiong Erwei could react, he saw more than a dozen dogs pop out of the store that he smashed open, and pounced on Xiong Erwei together.

Those shopkeepers hugged their arms: "Hey, boy, this is the result of you buying a mobile phone and smashing the door of the hardware store and the small supermarket, who told you to fucking buy a mobile phone and run to the hardware store and the small supermarket." ”

Poor Brother Xiong was bitten by these dozen dogs for more than ten minutes, his whole body was scarred, Brother Xiong was so angry that his lungs exploded, why was he so unlucky, first the mobile phone fell into the water, and then he encountered the cow struggle to blow up the corpse, and now he was bitten by more than a dozen dogs.

Brother Xiong grafted his resentment onto Niu Struggle's head, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he remembered a person, he should find this person to confide in his troubles, and only this person in the entire project department was his Brother Xiong's blue face, and only he listened to his grievances with peace of mind.

Comrade Gao Feng and Brother Bao sent Niu Struggle Niu back home, he just returned to the dormitory, he didn't want to wash his feet, he fell on the bed and wanted to sleep, at this time there was a knock on the door, the knock was urgent, like a rush to reincarnate, Gao Feng knew who was coming.