Comrade Fan Haichao slept for two days, more than forty-eight o'clock, and he slept so dark that he was dizzy.

When Comrade Fan Haichao woke up, he picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was already seven and ten in the morning of the third day.

Now the project department is connected to the quality inspection station to scan the face, the team members of the project department must be scanned, no reason not to scan the face will be punished, this punishment is not the project department decision, but the quality inspection station to decide, even a chance to intercede can not be found.

Director Fan was not worried that he would not have time to attend the morning meeting, but that he would be fined his salary, and he would lose a lot the day before yesterday, and he was deceived by two toothless couples of 30,000 yuan, and at the same time he injured his feet, and the ointment he applied cost five or six hundred yuan.

Fan Haichao felt that it was easy to spend money and make money, even if it was not so easy to eat kickbacks, he was still worried about the East Window incident, and he also summed up a sentence, kickbacks are risky, and you must be cautious when eating.

Comrade Fan Haichao was worried that he would not be able to sweep his face in time and would be fined his salary, so he jumped out of the room without even caring about his clothes, and when he jumped out of the room, he found himself naked, and at the same time found that the door was also locked, and he could not enter the door at all.

The house leak was rained overnight, and there was another wave of unsettled waves, Director Fan was so annoyed that he couldn't do it, when he was annoyed, his enemy Wang Cai appeared in front of him again, and he also took the opportunity to rectify himself and proposed to let him drill his crotch.

Wang Caicai can be described as a sinister and vicious guy, and he is also a person who fell into the well, Fan Haichao is like this, he also took advantage of the danger of others to rectify himself, Fan Haichao's lungs were blown up, Wang Caicai also gave Fan Haichao an example.

"Director Fan, there is a celebrity in history who drilled from under the crotch, such as General Han Xin, he was humiliated by the crotch, since Han Xin drilled under the crotch, his luck has been uncontrollable, and a series of shit and good luck have followed, causing him to become a general.

Director Fan, my crotch is also a good crotch, it must be a dog crotch that can bring you shit luck, you can drill it with confidence, as long as you drill my crotch, then your shit luck will follow, and you will be on the rise, from the director of the coordination office, to the company leader, and even the bureau leader or even the group leader.

Director Fan, such a good dog crotch is waiting for you to drill, such a promising dog crotch is waiting for you to drill, what else are you considering, you can rest assured and boldly drill into it.

Besides, you're waiting to borrow clothes now, you haven't swept your face yet, I can tell you, you haven't scanned your face for two days, you haven't had a morning meeting for two days, if you don't scan your face again, it is estimated that it will not be a problem of deducting wages, and it is estimated that you, the director of the coordination office, will not be able to keep it.

Director Fan, you know very well, in a unit like ours, dismissal and replacement are faster than a woman changing clothes, and to remove a coordination director like you is a matter of minutes.

Director Fan, don't think about it for too long, once my glorious crotch is too hot, then I won't be able to bring you shit luck, don't think about it anymore, hurry up and drill it. ”

Chief economist Wang Cai also posed, with his legs parted into a riding squat crotch pose, grinning sinisterly with a big mouth.

This guy's squatting crotch posture is too ugly, his face is yellow and red, and the whole person squatting there is as if he hasn't defecated for a week, and his face is flushed, and he is shaking the stool with all his strength.

Fan Haichao looked at Wang Cai's schadenfreude virtue, with a big buttocks, staring at the eyes of two toads, the whole person was like a toad, he really wanted to kick this thing violently, when he was a dog, like kicking the toothy dog, but Wang Cai He hadn't swept his face for two days, and he hadn't attended the morning meeting for two days, he screamed.

"Wang Cai, it's impossible, why didn't you sweep your face for two days, why didn't you attend the morning meeting for two days, it's just over seven ten, and it's only seven over fifteen, where did you get two days!"

Fan Haichao didn't have time to get dressed, he was holding his mobile phone, he looked at the mobile phone and the time passed another five minutes, and he was also standing naked outside for five minutes, and he didn't believe that Wang Cai had passed two days.

That Wang Cai is still squatting there, his face is as red as a pig's liver, that virtue is really like a situation like pooping, really don't, this Wang Cai really hasn't gone to the toilet to poop for a week, he is such a horseback riding and squatting crotch pose, it really caused a reaction, the things accumulated in his stomach for a few days, fell directly towards his buttocks, and a huge fart exploded directly, and suddenly the scene was a puff of green smoke, and the stench rose to the sky.

Wang Cai enjoyed such a huge fart very much, and he said to Comrade Fan Haichao: "Director Fan, I, Wang Cai, am a person who believes in his word, you don't even believe my words, you can use your mobile phone to confirm it, confirm whether it has been two days, and you haven't scanned your face to participate in the morning meeting for two days!"

Wang Cai reminded Director Fan, he carefully looked at the date on his phone, and after reading it, he raised his hand and patted himself and shouted.

"Damn, it's really been two days, this king can be a bastard, it's really fucking two days, it's really been two fucking days, it's really been two fucking days, this big head has slept for two days and two nights, and I've slept for forty-eight hours. ”

Wang Cai squatted there, and released several giant farts in a row, his huge farts were like a cannon to the sky, and they were also very fast one after another, and they were really loud and loud, and they almost blew down Fan Haichao's houses.

The giant fart was too much, and the butt eye fell uncomfortably, Wang Cai couldn't control it a little, so he grinned and urged Comrade Fan Haichao.

"Director Fan, don't look at your broken mobile phone, you hurry up and drill my dog's crotch, if you don't drill again, I can't help but poop, you move fast, stop grinding!"

Wang Cai really couldn't control it, he felt a huge pressure in his buttocks, and if he didn't hold it hard, it would have burst the embankment.

Fan Haichao is a little embarrassed, if he doesn't drill, he won't be able to borrow Wang Cai's clothes, so today's face sweep will be late again, the time stipulated by the project department is the time period of seven to seven and a half in the morning, and if he is late, he will be fined his salary.

Besides, looking at Wang Cai's face like a pig's liver, maybe he really wants to make it big, if he doesn't drill his dog's crotch before he gets bigger, then maybe when he is drilling, that guy will pull a bubble of feces and blow up on his back, which really makes him sick to death.

This Wang can bastard and self-aware that his crotch is a dog's crotch, he is a dog thing, and his crotch is obviously a dog's crotch.

If he drilled Wang Cai's crotch, then Wang Caike would show off his might in front of him, and even ride on his head to, so how can he mix it up in the future, that day is not good.

Fan Haichao was hesitant, but Wang Cai was not in a hurry, and urged with a flushed face.

"Director Fan, act quickly, come quickly, I can't wait, can you hurry, why is a big man so grinding, I'm ready, you just come." ”

Wang Cai was impatient, and Fan made up his mind that a man must be able to bend and stretch, so that he can do great things, for example, Comrade Han Xin in history is such a man who can bend and stretch, and finally became a general admired by thousands of people.

Fan Haichao made up his mind, he raised his hand again and patted himself, he shouted: "Mom, Lao Tzu Fan Haichao is out of the way, Lao Tzu Fan Haichao also wants to be a person who can bend and stretch like Han Xin, Lao Tzu will drill your bastard's dog crotch." ”

Fan Haichao slapped himself, he also patted himself just now, his action was also done between forgetfulness, he didn't think about it at all, and after his second shot was taken, he felt a huge pain in the two balls in his lower body, and Director Fan screamed at that time.

"Damn, Lao Tzu is really stupid, where don't you shoot your own two balls, but it hurts Lao Tzu to death, it's as painful as a woman's menstrual cramps!"

Fan Haichao was much more painful than the woman's menstrual cramps, he gritted his teeth and jumped up and down, like a monkey who had been whipped in the crotch by someone.

There are so many things about this Fan Haichao, and his movements are extremely slow, Wang Cai urged again: "Fan head, you are still not a man, why are you so grinding when you do this, you can't be refreshing, Lao Tzu is really not in a hurry, you come quickly!"

Fan Haichao jumped several times, he was ready again, he was ready to drill through behind Wang Cai's ass, he didn't want to see Wang Cai's hateful old face, so he had to drill under his crotch with his back to him.

"Wang Cai, you raise the dog's crotch, this big head is here, you are ready!"

Director Fan was fully prepared, and he was still ten meters away from Wang Cai, trying to drill through as quickly as a rocket launch, so that he would be clean and neat, he had always been such a clean and neat person.

Fan Haichao's movements were very fast, and he bowed his head and lowered his head to Wang Cai's buttocks, but Wang Cai's height was not too tall, and his ass was so fat that he couldn't lift it at all, he squatted there with his whole body, and the space under his crotch was only enough for a dog to drill through, and a body like Fan Haichao really couldn't drill through.

When Fan Haichao rushed towards Wang Cai, his big head was stuck by Wang Cai's ass, and neither of them could advance or retreat.

"Hey, two leaders, you're still breaking your back, you're still being gay, don't move, let me Xiong Erwei take a few photos of you!"

Fan Haichao and Wang Cai were stuck, and at this time a person came, and this person screamed in surprise, this person was Comrade Xiong Erwei from the Ministry of Materials.

Of course, there is no need to be surprised, the actions of these two people are enough to surprise Xiong Erwei, this is the two leaders of the project department, or the team members, they play such a thing, it is enough to be an explosive news.

The appearance of Xiong Erwei is also prompting another thing to happen, the chief economist Wang Cai, who has been holding his stool for a week, can no longer control it, he is banging loudly, and a huge piece of stool explodes on Comrade Fan Haichao's head.