"Wow! Ah Shen, why do you have an expression of being NTR. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Zhong Erchun saw me coming out of the toilet with a black face, and exaggeratedly shouted: "It won't be a poop ......"

I stared at him with murderous eyes, and then I clenched my fists and said angrily: "I don't know which one has no moral heart, and he doesn't flush the toilet after going to the toilet, and he stinks to death!"

"......" For some reason, Zhong Er turned his face away with a pure heart, and this abnormal behavior naturally caught my attention.

"Could it be you? I glared at me and approached with a sharp attitude, Zhong Erchun didn't dare to look directly at me, and opened his face even more.

……

"To sum up, I think our school should establish a new style and promote the slogan of civilized toileting, what do you think, class leader!" I waved my fist on the stage with righteous words, and preached to the foolish people who didn't care about what to do in the audience.

"I think...... The words toilet and slogan are better not to be linked. Xiang Jiewen was speechless.

"Ah Shen, you count as a ball, call the teacher and talk about it. "That Fan Tongyi, who doesn't know each other, is like a bear for you.

"Darling~ None of them are embarrassed by you?" Lu Ying, who was already looking forward to me, was very unhappy with the attitude of everyone.

I raised my eyebrows and calmly pulled out the M388 nuclear shell, codenamed "David Crockett", which I had treasured for a long time.

In the next moment, this group of idle people who lost their wool all turned into good students in the classroom, sitting in danger and listening carefully.

I nodded with satisfaction, and taught the little Lori Lu Ying: "See, that's how the gun comes out of power." ”

Lori was impressed.

“…… That's it, in order to rectify the uncivilized phenomenon of not flushing the toilet after everyone goes to the toilet, everyone has any warning slogans. "In order to raise the public morality of the people, I threw out my own thoughts of how to remind the people to be conscious.

Not to mention, this group of idle guys really started to use their brains, so Yang Wei suggested: "Do you want to put a sticker of 'tree new wind, civilization pull' in the toilet?"

"Keep your mouth clean Yang Wei. A group of girls spit out a groove of connotation in disgust.

"And isn't it all a posture, how can you pull it in a civilized way?" Xia Niu, who didn't know how to read the atmosphere at all, was still discussing there stupidly, and the consequence was that Xiang Jiewen dragged these two unlucky people to see Zhu Liyuan, the teacher, with a tic-tac-toe on her head.

“…… Leave them alone, and let's move on. I propped my elbows on the table, folded my hands over my mouth, "Comrades, this is a very serious question, do you want to live forever, or do you want to leave a stench for thousands of years." ”

“…… Is it difficult, are we going to die?" several little girls were so frightened that they trembled, really, there was no humor at all.

"We don't think we'll be able to see you, Commander Commander. Someone who didn't know whether he was alive or dead said disdainfully.

Syllable!

I slammed the table in displeasure, startling everyone with a loud noise, and then I swiped on the blackboard:

[Flush after using the toilet, and flow through the ages.] If you don't rush after using the toilet, you will leave a stench for 10,000 years]"

"Now I understand!"

The whole class was so shocked by my royal anger that they couldn't speak, and nodded stupidly.

"Come in a hurry, go and rush, then tell me, do you want to be immortal, or do you want to be stinking for thousands of years?" Under the threat of my M388 nuclear cannon, no one dared to say no, and they all competed to be great people through the ages.

……

"Hmm, Ah Shen, who is this little sister?" Lin Xi looked at Lu Ying, who had been pestering me, and asked me.

"I'm Darling's wife~" Xiao Lu Ying looked sweet and happy, but I noticed that a dangerous aura had spread out of Lin Xi's smile.

"Don't-don't get me wrong, Sakura is actually my sister. "I used 0.1 seconds of thinking time to come up with an excuse.

"But Ah Shen, your surname is different. "It turns out that Lin Xi is not so easy to fool, and her aura is more and more dangerous when she penetrates my lies.

There's no way, who told me that my mouth cannon skills can't work, it seems that the only way to do it is to use the killer feature.

I turned the Ring of Escape, which I had been wearing on my finger, three times to the left and then three times to the right, and instantly turned on Observer Mode......

During the lunch break, Lin Xi found a little girl who seemed to have an unusual relationship with Ah Shen, and under Ah Shen's introduction, Lin Xi knew that the girl's name was Lu Ying, and claimed to be Ah Shen's wife, which made Lin Xi feel a little dissatisfied.

Ah Shen actually secretly played with the light source Lori behind my back, and it was obvious that Sakura was innocent, so he used a lollipop to kidnap her and agreed, Ah Shen is so sinister, I have to mention him.

After these things happened, after some explanations and farces, the three reconciled, Lu Ying also mingled with Lin Xi, and the three of them became good partners who talked about everything~ Congratulations......

Consciousness returned, and when I looked at Lu Ying and Lin Xi again, they were happily chatting about the plot of the third-rate soap cold drama, and I was also relieved by the dilemma just now.

Fortunately, this observer mode is really a big plug-in, and it will skip the most difficult situation to deal with at once, and try it with this trick when you can't talk about it in the future, and directly after a "After some rhetoric, Ah Shen persuaded the other party" or something, and the process is completely empty-!

……

When I came home from school, at dinner time, the TV at home was broadcasting the news, reporting on an extremely cruel murder case, and then the neighbors said that the murderer usually looked honest, and did not look like a person who would commit a crime at all.

"It's an honest man who commits a serious crime again, and this person will definitely be sentenced to death, at least with a reprieve. "My dad, who had seen similar reports several times, commented nonchalantly.

"What a sin, two families were ruined again. My mother sighed for a while, but one hand kept putting vegetables on the pure land.

"But why does an honest man use a knife to slash people as soon as he gets angry, and he strikes so hard?" I asked, chewing braised pork in my mouth.

"Because honest people have no outlet to vent, everything is pressed in their hearts. "After reading a few philosophy books, my father who likes to lay out the big truths of life has started again, "So Ah Shen, if you have something on your mind or want to do, don't suppress it, just say it." ”

"......" Actually, I really want to run out on the street and sing love songs, but considering the seriousness of the consequences, I think this idea should not be released, just suppress it.

"But Ah Shen has no need to worry at all. My mother suddenly said something that surprised me, and she smiled: "Those who are heavy and harmful on TV are honest people, so our Ah Shen doesn't need to worry about it at all." ”

"Definitely. Dad also had no conscience to agree.

Am I so dishonest in your hearts!

My mouth was almost crooked, and in a trance I heard the gloating sound of the Pure Land, and at this moment, my state of mind, which was already in the agitation of fried tofu, calmed down in an instant.

I calmly took a piece of meat and put it in my mouth, chewing, "Yes, we don't have anything to worry about." ”

Under my group ridicule skills, the whole family couldn't laugh, hehe, I'm happy~