Chapter 563: A Handsome Guy Insulted Me
Gao Feng finally threw the sprinkler away from the village, and his cow ran closer and closer to Tulou Town, less than a kilometer away. ↖ Top ↖ Story ↖ ↖,
The cow that Gao Feng was riding was also exhausted, but it still stared at Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei's underwear, running as hard as it could.
"Surnamed Gao, you better throw away those two pairs of underwear, otherwise, this cow will have to die of exhaustion. ”
Bi Yue asked Gao Feng to throw away the red panties of the two viagras, he felt that it was the same reason, and if he let this cow run for a while, it would really die of exhaustion.
Gao Feng picked up the bamboo pole and threw the two viagra panties out with the bamboo pole, and the moment Gao Feng threw the two viagra panties out, Gao Feng suddenly remembered what the two viagras told him to take care of their natal red panties no matter what.
"I checked, I forgot about this stubble, and the two viagras also told me to take care of their underwear, because this is their natal year. ”
When Gao Feng remembered this stubble, he was too late, and the place he threw it out was not a flat land, but a three-meter-wide ditch, and there was still water flowing in this ditch.
The two viagras s and the bamboo pole both fell into the ditch and flowed down with the water in the stream, and at this time, Miss Bi Yue screamed loudly.
"Keep a fart, a fart, we can't keep it ourselves, we're dying, you forgot to keep the stubble of the underwear for others, and you forgot that this cow will stare at the stubble of the red underwear. ”
After Miss Biyue called, Gao Feng knew that it was bad, he forgot about a big thing, he forgot that the cow was running with these two red underwear, he suddenly threw these two red underwear into the ditch, and the cow chased after the two red underwear regardless of it.
"I'll check, I'm an elm head, how did I forget this big thing, this is going to cost our lives, Miss Biyue, it seems that this ditch is the grave of the two of us." ”
Before Gao Feng had a chance to react, the crazy cow jumped into the ditch, and it was also planted in the ditch at that time, and the ox was planted in the ditch with a loud bang, and the water splashed at that time, and the soil flew up so high, and a big pit suddenly sank down the ditch.
The two horns of the cow were broken in half, and immediately became four horns, and the head of the ox touched the stone in the ditch, and the whole cow fell into the ditch, and the body of the ox trembled twice, and soon there was no movement.
"The surname is high, this girl will not let you go when she dies, this girl is so young, she can't look like a shy flower in vain. ”
When the cow was planted in the ditch, Miss Biyue also let out an angry roar, she hated this handsome guy so much, she didn't expect a Qingqing's life to be buried in his hands, this death was too bad.
When Bi Yue woke up, she found herself lying on the body of the handsome man, and the handsome man was stuck in the mud.
When the cow struggled to jump into the ditch, Gao Feng instinctively held the girl Biyue and shrank back, and they escaped the oppression of the cow's body, otherwise they would have been crushed in the ditch by the cow, and it would be certain death.
Fortunately, Gao Feng instinctively shrank, and the two of them escaped this catastrophe, but the two of them also rolled down into the ditch with the body of the cow, and Miss Biyue pressed on top of Gao Feng's body.
Fortunately, the water flow in this ditch is very small, and the mud in this ditch is not too deep, Gao Feng was pressed under Bi Yue, only half of his body sank in, and his face was still exposed on the water.
"The surname is high, it's all the girl you harmed, all the water and mud, but it's a pity that the girl's new uniform, this girl can't spare you, let you pay for your aunt's uniform. ”
After Bi Yue came to her senses, she grabbed Gao Feng's neck and roared hoarsely at him.
"Hey, the surname is Bi, this handsome guy saved you, you still treat me like this, isn't it just a uniform, is it more important than this handsome guy's life!"
Although Gao Feng fell off the back of the ox and was crushed below by Miss Bi Yue, the shallow water in this ditch, and there were so many forty or fifty centimeters of mud thick, so that Comrade Gao Feng was not harmed, except for making mud, there was no other major problem.
Although Gao Feng was fine, he also fell hard, and he felt like his bones were shattered, and he was also stunned at that time.
As soon as Miss Biyue pinched him, Gao Feng came to his senses, and when he saw the girl's gritted teeth, the handsome guy Gao was also angry, and he turned over and pushed Miss Biyue down in the ditch, and then rode on top of her body, staring hideously.
Gao Feng's sudden movements, as well as that terrifying face, also frightened Miss Biyue, and she screamed again and again.
"Hey, surnamed Gao, what are you going to do, what do you want to do, don't you come nonsense?"
Gao Feng snorted: "Hmph, Bi Yue, what is this handsome guy going to do, this is not obvious, you ask this handsome guy not to come nonsense, this handsome guy will not come nonsense, I will sue you, this handsome guy has always been a person who likes to come nonsense." ”
Gao Feng's face became more and more terrifying, but Miss Bi Yue was scared a lot, desperately struggling in the ditch, and also digging mud in the ditch with her hands, wanting to attack Gao Feng.
"Hey, the surname is high, we don't know each other yet, we just met for the first time, don't be impulsive, don't be really nonsense, if you want to be impulsive, you have to wait until we get to know each other, we see if we are suitable for each other!"
This Biyue girl is also crazy, her brain is also blank, and what she says is not in the preamble, but it is very logical.
"Understand a fart, it's right if you're not familiar with it, it's not easy to start if you're familiar, don't scream, this is in the middle of the night and in this ditch, that's no human hair, that is, it is called every day, and the earth is not spiritual, you are called the sky, and you will not call half a person. ”
Comrade Gao Feng widened his eyes and gritted his teeth after speaking, and he immediately started to do it, and it took five minutes.
Five minutes later, Gao Feng and Miss Bi Yue went ashore, and Miss Bi Yue scolded Gao Fengdao.
"The surname is high, are you interesting, have you liked mud people since you were a child, you have been muddy for five minutes, you see that this girl is now covered in mud, the whole mud man. ”
But no, the current Biyue girl is completely a clay figure, covered in mud from head to toe, only two eyes are wandering, if there are no two eyes to wander, hands and feet do not move, Biyue girl is really a clay figure.
It turned out that Gao Feng was riding Miss Biyue, and he was all pasting her mud for five minutes, and the girl Biyue was covered in mud, and there was no clean place.
Gao Feng looked at the mud on Miss Biyue's body, and he couldn't help laughing.
"Hehe, Miss Bi, this handsome guy has made you into a clay figure, you should thank me, because you are almost completely exposed outside, and the whole spring light is exposed, or you will be pasted into a clay figure, how can you still come out and walk, how can you still see people."
Miss Biyue, I can tell you, don't touch the mud, after the mud falls off, you will have a flash of spring, then I will not be able to protect your spring. ”
Miss Biyue passed through the sprinkler driver's water gun, and the mad cow ran wildly, and the process of falling into the ditch, the clothes on her body were torn, almost unwrapped, and the spring was undoubtedly out.
Gao Feng was also in a hurry, so he remembered this method and used mud to paste Bi Yue's whole person, so as to block Bi Yue's spring light.
"The surname is Gao, why should this girl thank you, the result of this qiē is all thanks to you, without your two balls of trouble, my aunt and grandmother can become like this."
The surname is high, and this girl can't do this, you have to find me a set of clothes, and then find water to let this girl wash it, my aunt loves clean people the most, and she has never been so dirty. ”
It can be seen that Miss Bi Yue must be a person who loves cleanliness, even if she is not a girl who loves cleanliness, no one wants to make herself a mud figure, not to mention that the mud here is not clean mud, and this ditch still smells.
"Bi Yue, this is not easy to do, where can I get you clothes, the water in this ditch is relatively shallow, not only can't wash you, but also washes you dirty. ”
Gao Feng shook his head, there was really no place to get clothes in the middle of the night, so he could only send this girl home.
"Hmph, no, you have to help this girl get a set of clothes, and find water for this girl to wash, otherwise I can't stand it for a moment, you don't smell how smelly this mud is, this girl is about to be smoked to death, if you don't help me steal it, then I'll make you stink." ”
Miss Bi Yue couldn't stand the smell of the mud, he asked Gao Feng to help her get a set of clothes immediately, and let him find a place to wash, Bi Yue started at the same time as she spoke, stretched out her hands to hug Gao Feng's neck, and stuck to his body tightly, making Gao Feng's body dirty.
"Okay, Bi Yue, I'll steal your clothes for you, and I'll let you wash them. ”
Gao Feng found that there was a family next to them standing, and this family had a small courtyard, and in that small courtyard there were clothes to dry outside, and there was a water tank under the clothes, and the water tank could be seen full of water by the moonlight.
Gao Feng pointed to the small courtyard next to him, Miss Bi Yue was overjoyed, she also saw that there were clothes and a water tank inside, the water tank was full of water, shining under the moonlight.
"Gao, you can go into this small courtyard now and move the water tank out, and steal the red clothes again. ”
Bi Yue saw a set of red clothes, like clothes worn by women, the color also looked young, the person wearing this suit should be the same age as herself.
"Ah, Bi Yue, you want my life, you let me go in and move this water tank out, this handsome guy is not a strong man, he can move this water tank."
Bi Yue, there is also the matter of stealing women's clothes, I don't do it, I am only responsible for getting you into this yard, and the matter of taking a bath and stealing clothes is all your own. ”
"Hmph, surnamed Gao, if you don't move the water tank, if you don't steal that set of women's clothes, this girl will call you rude. ”
"Hey, someone, help, there's a handsome guy who is insulting me!"
After Bi Yue's eyes were stared, she really tore her throat and shouted, and Gao Feng quickly reached out to cover Bi Yue's mouth.
"Grandma, I'm going to move the water tank, I'm going to steal clothes, okay, don't shout nonsense, the key is that you don't shout authentically, how can you still be a handsome guy to insult you, there should be a lust lang who insults you!"