Chapter 370: Nicotine's Bike
Under the construction of Miao Buzheng's team leader, the master directly ran into the young man who was riding a bicycle, and at the same time Miao Bu was shouting at the young man on the bicycle, reminding the young man to abandon the car and run away.
Whether it was the master crashing into the bicycle or the young man on the bike doing a somersault and abandoning the bike, their movements were all done in one go, and they were also quite beautifully completed.
The master's van pressed against the bicycle, and the bicycle also pushed the van against it, so that the van, which was originally biased to one side, balanced and came to a smooth stop, as if there was a square piece of wood under the van.
The master and several people got out of the car to check what was going on, and the master saw that his van was firmly pressing the bicycle, and the master had an indescribable sense of ease, and a comfortable smile appeared on his face.
"Team Leader Miao, you are really Song Jiang, you are really Song Gongming of Liangshanbo. β
Miao Buzheng asked with a glaring gaze.
"Master, what do you mean, I'm Miao Buzheng, if I want to say it, I'm just the world's first Miao Renfeng, how did it get to Song Jiang's head.
I don't hide my opinion, I Miao Buzheng doesn't appreciate Song Jiang's personality very much, he only thinks about Zhao'an, and as a result, his brothers are miserable, and they all die of humiliation. β
The master was happy: "Brother Miao, you don't understand what I mean, I said that you are Liang Shanbo's eldest brother Song Jiang, referring to his nickname Timely Rain, you just made me a timely rain, which made me change direction, and did not crash into the Porsche 911 sports car, but crashed into this bicycle, which reduced my ability to pay." β
Miao Buzheng nodded very proudly and replied: "Well, of course, what kind of person is your Brother Miao, your Brother Miao is almost a god operator, and he is also the one who turns the tide." β
"Hey, what a game-changer, you crushed my bike, you wait to pay for my bike. β
The master was patting Miao Buzheng's ass, and Miao Buzheng was also taking a selfie without modesty, and at this time, the young man who was riding a bicycle in the box of the pig-pulling truck came to the big guy, glaring at the master and saying to them.
The master was not in a hurry at all, he looked relaxed, and he also faced the young man riding the bike with a relaxed smile.
"Haha, little brother, of course my company knows that I have to pay for your bicycle, people say that killing people pays for life, debts are repaid, who doesn't know such a simple truth, isn't it to compensate you for a new bicycle, my company is already ready, not ready early, my company can choose not to hit the Porsche sports car, but to hit your bicycle. β
Miao Buzheng also echoed and said: "Yes, little brother, this idea was still thought up by me Miao Buzheng, and the master has always felt special for my good idea." β
The young man gave Miao Buzheng a thumbs up directly and praised Miao Buzheng: "Big brother, you really have a good idea, you are worthy of Liangshan's military advisor Zhi Duoxing, and you are most worthy of his real name." β
Miao Bu is even more proud, with a smile on his face: "Hehe, little brother, you are not an ordinary person, your bicycle was hit, and you praised me Miao Bu is Zhiduoxing."
Today, I, Miao Buzheng, can't get along with the heroes of Liangshan, and the master just praised me as Song Jiang, the eldest brother of Liangshan, and gave him a great idea, that is, it rained in time.
Now, your little brother praises me as Liangshan's military advisor and Zhiduoxing, and I, Miao Buzheng, feel that I deserve it, this is what I deserve. β
Miao Buzheng is really not a modest person, and he accepts it happily when people praise him, and there is no excuse at all.
The young man on the bicycle snorted twice: "Hmph, hum, big brother, do you understand, I praise you for being Liangshan's military advisor Zhi Duoxing, not to praise you for being a person with Zhi Duoxing, but to say that you are the real name of Zhi Duoxing, don't you know the real name of Liangshan's military advisor Zhi Duoxing?"
The young man on the bicycle asked Miao Buzheng rhetorically, and Miao Buzheng smiled and said: "Little brother, do you think that you are hosting a show that is one stop to the end, and you still give Brother Miao such an esoteric topic, who doesn't know that the real name of Liangshan Military Master Zhi Duoxing is called Wu Yong."
Hey, little brother, you're not right, what do you mean, how can you say that my Miao Bu is Wu Yong, where am I useless. β
Miao Buzheng's reaction ability is not weak, and when he remembered the real name of Liangshan Military Master Zhi Duoxing, he understood the meaning of this little brother's finger scolding Huai.
The young man on the bicycle snorted coldly: "Hmph, big brother, you are not stupid, you know the meaning of what I said, you will understand later, why I said you are useless." β
"Little brother, I don't think you have the same opinion, I don't think Brother Miao is useless, I think Brother Miao is Zhiduoxing, and there are so many ghost ideas.
Haha, Brother Miao, I said that you have a lot of ghost ideas, don't take it to heart, that's what I mean by praising you.
Little brother, don't say it anymore, compensation for damaged things, this is a natural thing, my master crushed your bicycle, I must compensate you for a new bicycle.
Little brother, it doesn't matter if your bike is 800 or 1,000, it doesn't need to be said, don't bargain with me, I'll give you 2,000 yuan, you can buy a brand new bike. β
The master was really ready for the compensation, he took out 2,000 yuan, and he only had 2,000 yuan in his wallet, he felt that since he took the initiative to hit someone's bicycle, they were also making a scapegoat, blocking the Porsche's sports car.
The young man looked at the two thousand yuan in the master's hand, and his face showed a look of disdain, and he looked at Comrade the master coldly.
"Hmph, hum, hum, big brother, I want to buy this little brother's bicycle for 2,000 yuan, you think too beautifully, and you are too good at dreaming.
Brother Ben told you, you just add two thousand and two zeros to buy my bicycle, and Brother Ben is reluctant. β
"What, what, what, little brother, there's no such slander as you, two thousand yuan plus two zeros, that's not 200,000, you think we are all pure junior high school students, you can do whatever you want, you don't want to think that you are just a broken bicycle, are you more expensive than a small car. β
"Yes, little brother, you have to be kind, we are all people who have seen the world.
In particular, my brother Miao is a weathered person, and he has experienced a lot of things, and I have also slandered people, but I don't have a lion like you, and his mouth is open to the sky. β
Miao Buzheng also opened his mouth wide, he felt that in the face of this young man on a bicycle, it was really better than blue, and the back wave was stronger than the front wave, and he suddenly slapped him on the beach, which was exactly many times more than his Miao Bu.
A bicycle cost more than 200,000 yuan, which not only frightened Miao Buzheng and the master, but also frightened Chang Short and Qu duckweed, and the two of them were also shocked and opened their mouths wide.
It seems that the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, this young man is the one who dares to open the sky, and the sky is full of prices, maybe he is a master of porcelain, no wonder his somersault is quite beautiful, more beautiful than the gymnast.
"Little brother, you won't be the legendary porcelain brother, your story has been reported in the news, your porcelain touching skills are first-class, we are eye-opening today, you can play this somersault, it's just a shit that turned over. β
Chang Short also thought of the porcelain brother who appeared some time ago, this porcelain brother is full of stunts, looking for the target to start, and also riding a bicycle to touch the porcelain frantically, it seems that the young man in front of him can really sit in the right seat.
This young man on a bicycle is very beautiful, and his skills are also first-class, no worse than those gymnasts, but just now in order to calm down his appearance, he ended up with dog shit, and the smell of dog shit was in his nose.
"Haha, you really know how to associate it, I actually think of it as a porcelain brother, there is indeed a porcelain brother, he is also a stunt, crazy touch a lot of porcelain, so the police are headaches, and they have not been able to bring him to justice.
It's a pity that you overestimate me, I am not the legendary porcelain brother, I am just an ordinary person, and I am just a bicycle enthusiast.
Guys, don't say anything, do me a favor to get Ben's bicycle out from under the van, and then Ben will tell you why this bike is worth more than 200,000 yuan. β
The young man on the bike asked for help to get his bicycle out from under the van, and the big guys did it together, and the van was not heavy, and four or five people actually got the bicycle out under the car.
The guy asked the big guy by pointing to the sign on the bike.
"Guys, do you know what brand this bike is?"
Several people looked at it for a long time, and they all shook their heads together, and even Comrade Miao Buzheng shook his head.
"I Miao Buzheng didn't see what brand this was, the sign on the Phoenix or permanent brand bicycle, I knew it at a glance, but what kind of sign this was, and I didn't see a famous hall, like English and Korean, it must be a miscellaneous bicycle. β
Miao Buzheng's words made the young man laugh.
"Haha, big brother, you can really look at it, this is still a miscellaneous bicycle.
Little brother, but tell Brother SΓΉ you, this is not a phoenix or permanent, but a Nicolai (Nikolai), the king of the world's aluminum alloy rear suspension mountain bike racks, has always been committed to manufacturing the top handmade aluminum alloy bicycle. C machining technology can be the pinnacle of the bicycle industry, the paint is bold and colorful, and it does not hide its domineering. Extreme strength and performance have always been at the heart of Nicolai's frame pride.
If you don't believe it, you can take out your mobile phone and search for it on Baidu, is this the world's top bicycle Nikolai. β
After the young man finished speaking, he first took out his mobile phone to search, and the master and Miao Buzheng and others also took out their mobile phones together, and searched for this mountain bike in Baidu, and after searching for this Nikolai's bicycle, Comrade Sifu shouted.
"Damn, this nicotine mountain bike is expensive, these 200,000 are not the highest, I knew that this nicotine was so expensive, my company might as well hit the butt of the Porsche 911 sports car. β