After the master searched Baidu, he searched for this mountain bike, and he didn't care how this bike was the king of bicycles, how long the history was, and how good the quality and performance were.

What he was concerned about was whether the price of the self-propelled vehicle was worth more than 200,000 yuan as the young man on the bicycle said.

I don't know if I don't know, I was shocked when I saw it, this brand of bicycle is purely handmade, and even the welding technology is manual spot welding, which is quite expensive, this young man said more than 200,000 yuan, and it is not the most expensive one in this brand.

Comrade Si Fu was dumbfounded, his eyes were opened to the maximum, his two triangular eyes were opened like two equilateral triangles, his mouth was also opened like an equilateral triangle, and his whole face became a rectangle and three equilateral triangles.

"My mother, my master's mother, this nicotine bicycle is frighteningly expensive, these 200,000 yuan is not the most expensive, this bicycle can buy me several Wuling Light vans."

I knew today, why bother in the first place, I knew that this nicotine was so expensive, my company might as well not listen to Team Leader Miao's words, and directly hit the butt of the Porsche 911 sports car, maybe I won't lose so much money. ”

The master was terrified, a bicycle of such a big size was worth more than 200,000 yuan, and the 2,000 yuan he took out was estimated to be just a bell for this bicycle.

The master cried with a rectangular face, he regretted it, he regretted that he should not have listened to Miao Buzheng's words, and struggled to change direction and hit this mountain bike, which was his biggest selective mistake.

If you hit the Porsche 911 sports car directly, maybe you can just touch it lightly and wipe off a little paint, then maybe 2,000 yuan is enough.

Comrade Sifu's face turned green with regret, and his intestines immediately turned blue, not to mention the regret, he was really remorseful.

"Go to the ball, big brother, you know how to smoke, and nicotine, what nicotine, this is Nikolai's brand, it is the king of mountain bikes, its entire frame is made by hand, no mechanization has been used, including the welding parts of each component, are hand-welded, that is simply finely carved. ”

The master said that this mountain bike is a nicotine brand, and the young man who rides the bike is ridiculously sprayed, and the difference between one word is not satisfactory, nicotine is an ingredient in tobacco, and excessive absorption by the human body will lead to death.

And this Nikolai is a brand of mountain bikes, and it is also the king of mountain bikes, which is fundamentally different from the nicotine, which is simply the lips of a donkey and the mouth of a horse.

"Oh, little brother, when is it, what nicotine and nicolai, that's all going to lose money, it's all going to cost 200,000, that's a natural disaster for my master, how can I get 200,000 to compensate you for this nicotine or nicolah's mountain bike." ”

For the master, it doesn't matter what brand it is, whether it's nicotine or nicola, there is only one word in front of him is "compensation", this "compensation" word is not simple, more than 200,000 at once, which will make him vomit blood.

Comrade Sifu also vomited a mouthful of blood on the spot and sprayed it on the front wheel of this Nikolai bicycle, which made the young man who was riding so disgusted that he quickly took off his racing suit to wipe the blood that Sifu spit on the front wheel.

"Big brother, you don't know that this little brother loves cars like life, you spit pig blood on any part of this little brother's body, this little brother will not have a word of complaint, as long as you don't spit on any part of this little brother's car. ”

This young man on a bicycle is indeed a lover of his life, and his watch is enough to see that this Nikolai's mountain bike is much more precious than his own life.

"Well, since you said that, little brother, then I will spit on your face in the second bite. ”

The little brother's reminder, Comrade Sifu did the same, and then the second mouthful of blood spit into the young man's face, making the young man look like a big cat, and his face was dripping with blood.

"Damn, you pig-headed three, this little brother is just talking, you still really vomit.

Also, how can your blood smell of pig blood, a smell of pig shit. ”

The second time the master spat out so violently that the young man on the bicycle had blood in his eyes, nose and mouth, and he couldn't open his eyes, so he scolded.

"Little brother, I'm a little older than you, I'll call myself Brother Miao, don't dislike Brother Miao for being so old.

Little brother, you can see it now, my brother has been scared by your bicycle to vomit blood, and the reason why he vomited blood is very simple, that is, he was scared by the expensive bicycle.

Little brother, don't say that my brother Fu is so scared that he vomits blood, and anyone else will be scared to vomit blood, so I finally made a difficult choice, not to hit the Porsche sports car, but to hit your bicycle, but I didn't expect it to backfire, your bicycle is sky-high.

Little brother, our Sifu brother's family is more difficult, there are ** ten-year-old grandparents, then parents, and a family of nine wives and children. ”

"Team Leader Miao, you won't say that your own family has nine people, and your two wives and family are all counting on you to make money, just like you did at the door of Starlight No. 2 Hotel just now. ”

When Miao Bu was mentioning that there were old and young, and there was a wife and a family of nine in the middle, Comrade Chang Short immediately remembered the scene where Miao Bu was at the Starlight No. 2 Hotel, and said that those security guards were dizzy.

", your death is often short, if you don't open your mouth, you will die, you don't understand that there is a big copy of the world's articles, and a lot of stories in the world, I say this for the good of Comrade Sifu, let him lose some money, even if he loses half of 200,000, it will be considered a success." ”

Comrade Chang Short, the surveyor, didn't know the time, so angry that Miao Bu kicked his ass on the spot, and his kindness was all for Comrade Sifu to lose less money, and half of it was effective.

"Team Leader Miao, that's not good, this half is definitely not good, you have to go down again, if you don't go down, I'm going to vomit pig blood again, I can't stop vomiting blood." ”

As long as Miao Buzheng loses half of the 200,000 yuan, he thinks that the effect has been achieved, but Comrade Sifu is unwilling to hear it, he must let the Miao team leader go down further.

"You stupid pig, what is spitting pig blood, what you vomit is your own blood, don't you vomit blood, why don't you stop, and then vomit blood to this little brother. ”

Miao Buzheng kicked Sifu's ass again, and Sifu was a rotten ass with open skin, and Miao Buzheng kicked his flesh and blood.

"Team Leader Miao, my master is right, I'm just a stupid pig, then I vomit the pig's pig blood, and I can still spit out human blood.

Team Leader Miao, you have to kick lightly, this rotten ass is rotten, and you are still kicking so hard. ”

The master opened his mouth wide again and spat at the young man on the bike, mouthful after mouthful, as coherent as he spit out toothbrush water after brushing his teeth.

Seeing that the master vomited again, the young man jumped away like a monkey holding Nikolai's mountain bike, and the pig blood spit out by the master was spit on the asphalt road, black, red, black and red.

"Okay, don't perform anymore, don't sing bitter meat tricks, this little brother didn't let you pay for my bicycle, why are you acting like this, what a waste of other people's pig meat. ”

The young man on the bike made a pause gesture to stop the performance, and the master immediately stopped vomiting blood.

"Little brother, is what you said true, don't you really want me to compensate you for your bicycle, does that mean I don't have to pay 200,000 yuan for your nicotine bicycle?"

The master was a little surprised, he couldn't believe the little brother's words, and the young man on the bike nodded.

"Big brother, yes, of course I don't need to let you pay 200,000 yuan, this little brother is really not the legendary porcelain brother, I have to blackmail your money.

Besides, Ben's mountain bike wasn't damaged at all, so why should I want you to lose money?

However, big brother, this little brother has to reaffirm that your mistake must be corrected, this is not nicotine's bicycle but Nikolai's bicycle, if you say nicotine again, I must make you pay the 200,000. ”

"Really, little brother, are you telling the truth, as long as I don't say the wrong brand of this bike, then you don't need me to lose a dime."

Then my master will tell you a hundred times now, nicotine, nicotine, nicotine, you are the magical nicotine mountain bike. ”

The young man on the bike made a request, as long as the master stopped saying that it was nicotine's bike, he could not pay a dime for the master.

When Comrade Sifu heard this, he was overjoyed, and he jumped up like a child, and counted out a hundred "nicotine" in one breath, and when he counted to a hundred, he stopped and shouted excitedly to the young man with two fingers.

"Yes, little brother, did the master already talk about a hundred nicotine, I didn't say a word about nicolai!"

The young man's brows furrowed like a steel strand, and he looked at Comrade Sifu like an orangutan.

"Big brother, congratulations on giving yourself a chance, you finally got the opportunity to compensate 200,000 yuan, you can go back to your hometown to prepare banknotes. ”

"Master, go ahead and vomit pig blood, you stupid pig!"

Miao Buzheng and Chang Short, as well as Qu Duckweed, all came over and patted the master on the shoulder, telling him to continue to vomit pig blood, but before they could finish speaking, the master began to vomit, and a large mouthful of blood poured out of his throat.

"Team Leader Miao, this little brother, as well as Brother Chang Short and Duckweed Sister, what is my master spitting pig blood, I originally vomited my own blood, I couldn't stop vomiting blood when I heard that I was going to pay 200,000 yuan. ”

After the master said this, he fell to the ground with a bang, and the blood sprayed a large patch of bright red and bright red.

Miao Buzheng and a few people looked back, and they also screamed in surprise.

"My good girl, we always thought that your master was acting, carrying pig blood with him, and he was ready to act at any time for a car accident, but I didn't expect you to really vomit blood. ”