When Gao Feng and the people in the car saw the front of the woman, they were all frightened and immediately screamed in panic.

"My mother, how can there be ghosts in this daylight, are you a human or a ghost, Auntie, why are you faster than us?"

This woman who has been facing away from Gao Feng is the cleaning aunt who used the delaying tactic just now, no wonder she talked to Gao Feng like this, it is estimated that this is another delaying tactic.

"What, am I so old, I'm not even forty years old, you just call me aunt, you should call me sister. ”

Gao Feng and the others were startled, but the woman had a puzzled look on her face, and blamed Gao Feng for calling herself older, she was not yet forty years old, she could only be their sister, not their aunt.

Women have this characteristic, and they don't want others to call them old, even if they are really old, it is indeed the age of an aunt, and they don't want to be called an aunt.

"Auntie, stop joking, I'm really in a hurry, you quickly tell us your husband's whereabouts, so we can find the pants." ”

Gao Feng was unable to entangle with this cleaning aunt, and he was also entangled with her, so he should ask her husband as soon as possible, he wanted to find Guo Fugui's pants.

"Hey, young man, what do you mean, one aunt after another, and said that I am entangled with you, when will I be entangled with you, you are entangled with me, I have been standing here waiting for the bus, and I have not provoked you anything. ”

Gao Feng asked the woman to stop making trouble, but the woman was very angry, and Gao Feng asked.

"Sister, you are really not our cleaning aunt, so why do you look like you were fired in a coal kiln, and you still haven't fired successfully. ”

"Oh, I see, you're talking about my sister, and indeed I look exactly like my sister, and as you said, we both came out of the coal kiln, and we didn't make it successfully.

Hey, young man, what do you mean, do you mean our sisters are so ugly, we're all as ugly as they came out of the coal kilns. ”

At first, the woman didn't react, but when she did, she was very unhappy and unhappy.

Gao Feng said: "Sister, I didn't mean that, I'm just a metaphor, I mean that your sisters look too similar, just like a person."

Sister, since you are your aunt's sister-in-law, then you can tell us where your brother-in-law has gone, and we have something urgent to find him. ”

The woman said, "Young man, you want to find my brother-in-law, this is just right, I also want to find my brother-in-law, you can take me for a ride, and I can take you to him." ”

It's better this way, with a sister-in-law leading the way, it will be much smoother to chase the husband of the cleaning aunt.

Gao Feng asked Aunt Clean's sister to get into the car, and the woman looked at the four people inside, and she said that she didn't want to sit in the car, she loved cleanliness, and she didn't want to sit with ugly people and perverted men.

When the woman said this, the other four people in the car shouted in unison, "I'll go, you look so sloppy, and you hate us for being unclean, you are really ugly." ”

This woman was reluctant to share the car with Guo Fugui and Brother Baozi in the car, as well as Li Jun and Zhang Yongsong, and these four people were still reluctant to get out of the car.

Gao Feng was still troubled, what should I do, but the woman climbed on the hood of the sweaty BMW, one hand on her cheek, and lay on her side on the hood of the car.

"Young man, don't make it difficult, just let your sister take you to my brother-in-law like this. ”

This woman's sideways posture is very bewitching, but unfortunately her face has completely ruined this beautiful picture, which makes Gao Feng feel nauseous and retching, as if she has laryngitis, because this woman is facing herself, and if she wants to drive, she can't avoid the sight anyway.

Gao Feng retched twice, and the woman kindly reminded him.

"Brother, you are a symptom of laryngitis, you should take some throat lozenges, this throat is also very annoying. ”

Gao Feng replied: "Yes, I just had laryngitis, this throat is uncomfortable, I always have a feeling of nausea, I'm afraid I'm going to vomit." ”

Gao Feng forcibly drove and bit his lip tightly, Gao Feng thought to himself, why didn't he feel that this cleaning aunt was disgusting before, he usually saw her every day, but he thought she was a very good woman, and she was also conscientious in cleaning, although she was getting more and more lazy, that was also the reason for the lack of management of the human resources department.

People are like cows, if you don't whip it, it will become more and more lazy, and the same is true of this cleaning aunt, who used to be very clean, but now it is not as good as before, which is also the reason for the lack of whips.

Gao Feng couldn't figure out why he was so disgusting today this cleaning aunt and her sister.

In fact, it was the cleaning aunt who had to admit that it was a joke, as well as the reason why she used the art of war, and the reason why her sister was still lying on her side in such a strange position.

Gao Feng was disgusting, and the woman blamed him.

"Hey, brother, you should drive well, you look at me so affectionately, that's not a joke with my life, my life is valuable, now the countryside and the city have the same price, once I am hit and killed, I can also pay the price of the city." ”

"Oh my mother, what is it that I look at you affectionately, I have to look at you, otherwise how can I drive?"

Gao Feng was really speechless, how could he look at this woman affectionately, she is not a policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, she will only make herself nauseous, Gao Feng was finally made unable to bear this woman's words, and vomited directly, spraying on the windshield, like spraying a painting, there are fritters foam, and red beans and peanuts.

The woman also said: "Ouch, you have a good breakfast, or fried dough sticks and eight-treasure porridge, but it seems that the eight-treasure porridge is not cooked, the red beans and peanuts are not rotten, and the fried dough sticks are also too old, it is estimated that they are fried in gutter oil." ”

Gao Feng became more and more disgusted with this woman, he really wanted to get this woman out of the hood, but this woman was like sticking to the hood, Gao Feng tried his best but couldn't get her out of the hood, and the woman also saw Gao Feng's intentions.

"Hey, brother, you want to get your sister down, fortunately your sister is glued, otherwise you would have gotten it down. ”

Sure enough, this woman also used glue to apply to her clothes, and her clothes stuck tightly to the hood of the sweaty BMW, if you want to get her down, you really can't get it, and this woman is also prepared.

"Hey, sister, no, you won't also use the delaying tactic, you won't delay the time like your sister, why haven't you caught up with your brother-in-law for so long. ”

Gao Feng drove the car while being nauseous, drove out for more than ten kilometers, and did not find the shadow of a garbage removal truck, Gao Feng felt that something was wrong, and the woman winked at Gao Feng.

"Hehe, brother, you guessed it, my sister called me and asked me to hold you back, as long as I hold you for twenty minutes, my brother-in-law will complete the task. ”

"I'll go, you guys are really two people, you are really a group, and you actually played us again. ”

Gao Feng was so angry that he was fooled again, he really couldn't figure out how these two sisters had such brains, and they lived in the countryside in vain, they should be military strategists, so they would give full play to their talents.

Gao Feng was so angry that he quickly turned the head of the car, and before he could change the head of the car, he saw a garbage removal truck parked in a corner of the oblique corner, and Gao Feng was overjoyed.

"Ouch, isn't this the garbage truck, I remember the license plate of this car. ”

Gao Feng has seen several times to go to Tulou Town to clear the garbage truck, and also remembered its license plate number, it is this garbage removal truck, it is parked in a corner corner, this place is very secret, if you don't want to turn the head of the car, you really can't find this garbage removal truck.

"Ouch, I made a mistake, I took you in the wrong direction, my sister asked me to take you in the direction of the town, but I took you in the right direction. ”

When Gao Feng found the garbage truck, the woman who was lying on the hood of the BMW screamed that she had made a big mistake and was supposed to take it in the direction of Tulou Town, but she ended up taking Gao Feng in the right direction, which made her very annoyed.

"Hey, brother, you recognize the wrong car, this is not my brother-in-law's car, this is the car that pulls dung in other people's villages. ”

"Hey, brother-in-law, run quickly, someone has found you, run quickly, you can't reveal the secret of stealing garbage." ”

Gao Feng drove to the garbage removal truck, the woman was so anxious that she shouted, she was also panicked, and told Gao Feng that this was not the garbage removal truck you were chasing, and then shouted at her brother-in-law to run, and don't let everyone know the secret of his stealing garbage, it was really self-defeating.

Gao Feng parked the sweaty BMW next to the garbage truck, and he jumped out of the car and went directly to the cab of the garbage truck.

"Hey, big brother, I'm looking for you, have you found a pair of pants?"

Gao Feng shouted several times, but found that no one answered him, and he looked into the cab, which was empty.

"Ouch, where is this driver, sister, can you give your brother-in-law a call, I am really in a hurry to find him, you can do me a favor." ”

Gao Feng didn't find the driver of the garbage removal truck, so he wanted the woman just now to help make a phone call and ask her brother-in-law where he was.

The woman was still lying on her side on the hood of the sweaty BMW, and she had to lie on her side, and she had applied so much glue that she couldn't move.

"Hehe, brother, if you want my sister to help, then you can help my sister get off the hood first. ”

This woman is also in a hurry, she is glued to the hood, this position is okay for a while, if it is maintained for more than ten minutes, she will be so uncomfortable that she will die, it is also very tiring.

Gao Feng looked at the situation of the woman sticking to the hood, and he said to the woman, the only way is that you can come out only after you take off your clothes, and the woman will stop doing it when she hears it, how can she be a yellow daughter-in-law to take off her clothes in front of so many people.

"I'll go, how can there be a yellow flower daughter-in-law, you are an old lady, what face do you still care, you have seen less of the world." ”

Gao Feng ripped off the sheet on Brother Baozi's body, wrapped it around this woman, directly tore her clothes, and hugged her off the hood.

Brother Baozi shouted: "Brother Gao, you are so not a brother, how can you be heavy and light on friends, for the sake of an old woman, you actually let your brother expose in broad daylight." ”

"Hehe, Brother Baozi, people like you just like to show it, I'm giving you a chance to breathe. ”