At the beginning of a new day, in addition to Qu duckweed, the people of the survey team gathered together again, and took the van wrapped in wide tape to the crossroads of Tulou Town for breakfast, and went to the old shop.

Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as Comrade Si Fu, came prepared again, and in order to prevent Miao Buzheng's toothpick shooting, they also took protective measures against their subordinates.

Therefore, they are full of confidence and confidence that they will defeat Comrade Miao Buzheng and fight back against Miao Buzheng with a tooth for a tooth.

The breakfast was still as rich as yesterday's breakfast, square inches and normal short, and the three comrades of the master also opened their bellies and devoured them, and wiped out twelve cages of xiaolongbao, thirty tea eggs, and six bowls of oil tea with frangipani.

These three people had planned it yesterday, and they also started to abstain from lunch, and drank a small mouthful of seaweed soup for lunch, and a small mouthful of seaweed soup for dinner, just to keep their stomachs for this breakfast.

After breakfast was over, the situation was the same as yesterday, Miao Buzheng was the first to finish, the first to get into the broken van, and Fang Cun was the last to get into the van, and this situation began again and again since the beginning of breakfast.

The repeated movements, as well as the breakfast shop owner, moved two boulders to the front and butt of the van, and blocked the van, which was wrapped in wide tape like a seriously injured patient, and could not move forward or backward.

"Hey, boss, is it interesting for you to be like this every day?"

Miao Bu was looking at the breakfast shop owner who was sweating profusely, so he teased him, and the breakfast shop owner wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and opened his mouth to scold.

"Ahh ”

The breakfast shop owner was completely accustomed to Miao Buzheng's habit of repaying their debts, and he also became unhurried and dealt with Miao Buzheng and them very calmly.

"Little brother, how are you going to play today, who should pay, and who should start taking off your pants?"

Since yesterday, the people in the survey team have started to wear no wallets, and they have to prove that they don't have wallets with them by cashing pants, and the same will happen today, and they will have to redeem pants again.

"Hehe, boss, it goes without saying, you didn't see that I was wearing a mask, of course, it started with Comrade Fang Cun. ”

Miao Bu put on a mask after breakfast, and he received the mask from the safety and environmental protection department, so he prevented Comrade Chang Short from putting the original melon seeds on his pants, which is called being prepared.

"Amazing, little brother, the soldiers are coming to block, the water is coming to cover the earth, you are a fart to prevent a mask. ”

Miao Bu is a good person, the breakfast shop owner gave him a thumbs up, praising Miao Bu is a talent, he can't do this measurement, he should be a big fraudster.

As in the past, whether it was paying or exchanging pants, it started with Comrade Fang Cun, and Comrade Fang Cun was also accustomed to it, and he didn't feel strange at all, and Comrade Fang Cun also treated it very calmly.

"Brothers, today, it's time to put on pants again, let's not take them off one by one like yesterday, let's come together.

Fart to your pants, brothers!"

Fang Cun also raised his arms and clenched his fists, and put on a very positive posture, as if the "Run, Brother" program was very aura and momentum.

"Okay, brothers, let's get your pants!"

Fang Cun made a move, Chang Short and the master were also enthusiastic, as if they had beaten three bowls of cat food, and they were immediately full of positive energy.

The three of them acted in unison, and they also practiced dozens of times last night, and their pants were almost not broken, and their buttocks were scratched by their fingernails.

The movements of the three people are very neat, and the pants are unified to a height, all of which are unified to the heels, and the speed is to do it in one go, and it is two feet to the end.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, have you seen it, none of the three of us have wallets, and we don't have wallets hidden in our department. ”

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, and boss, not only did my master not bring a wallet today, but he also didn't hide your garlic head engraved with the word king in the department. ”

After the three of them finished dressing their pants, they all showed Miao Buzheng and the breakfast shop owner.

"Ouch, Team Leader Miao, what are you doing running so far, can you see clearly?"

The three of them took out their tools, and they found that not only Miao Bu was hiding far away, but even the owner of the breakfast shop was also hiding far away, they were all standing twenty meters away from the front of the car, and two of them had a magnifying glass in their hands.

Miao Bu was holding a magnifying glass, and said to the other three people: "Hmph, you think your Brother Miao is a two-ball goods, you Brother Miao is not a fool at all, you have all planned in advance, after you finish the pants together, you will turn your ass and fart together, often short one person's fart is enough for people to choke, the three of you fart together with pants, you have to blow up your Brother Miao to the sky." ”

Miao Buzheng guarded against this move, so he hid twenty meters away from the van, and even the owner of the breakfast shop expected this, and hid behind Miao Buzheng.

Miao Bu is really a good person, as soon as the three of Fang Cun pouted their butts, he knew that they were going to put original melon seeds and radishes and garlic fart, Chang Short likes to eat original melon seeds, Fang Cun has a soft spot for radish, and the master can't leave the garlic head, and the characteristics of the three people are in Miao Buzheng's grasp.

Sure enough, as Miao Buzheng expected, the three of them really held back their farts for a day and a night, and these three people are also fart generals, and their farts are above double digits every day, which is enough for them to be uncomfortable for a day and a night, and their faces are all green.

The moment the three of them finished their pants, they couldn't hold back their farts anymore, like a balloon being poked in the eye, and the fart sound came out of the sky, and it exploded in the van, crackling a large area, just like a firecracker in the team of people welcoming relatives, and it exploded in the van.

The chef's van was suddenly filled with green smoke, the original melon seed fart, radish fart and garlic fart were suddenly intertwined, one louder than the other, one bigger than the smoke, and suddenly the figures of the three people in Fang Cun could not be seen.

Fortunately, the chef's van was wrapped with wide tape, which was elastic, so that his van could not be blown apart, but unfortunately his two window glasses were blown apart, and the smoke rolled out of the car window, so that the people at the intersection of Tulou Town scattered and fled, and the people in the breakfast shop were also empty, and even the two waiters who made breakfast ran away like crazy.

"Hey, don't you run, aren't you just two farts, it won't affect your eating and drinking.

Also, you two waiters, you can't stand such a fart, don't you usually make buns and farts at the same time. ”

Seeing that the customers in the store fled faster than the monkeys, and the two waiters were also jumping over the wall in a hurry, the owner of the breakfast shop ripped his throat and shouted.

"Hey, you conscienceless guy, are you letting us eat fart, or eat buns, who can stand such a big fart. ”

"Boss, how can our fart be compared to the fart of these three goods, it's just a small thing, what is our fart. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop shouted to no avail, the customers ran away, and the two waiters also jumped away.

Fifteen minutes later, the fart smoke of the three people slowly dissipated, even in this case, Miao Buzheng was hiding twenty meters away from the breakfast shop owner, and their faces were also smoked green by the fart smoke, especially Miao Buzheng's new mask, which was as green as it had just been taken out of the dye vat.

The three people in the van, after the fart smoke dissipated, their whole body turned into green people, green from head to toe, and even the hair was dyed green, which shows how big the three of them are.

"Team Leader Miao, boss, we didn't bring our wallets, you can see. ”

Even in this case, the three men did not forget their purpose, and they jumped seven or eight times in the van to prove that their subordinates did not hide their wallets.

"Well, you really didn't bring a wallet, your brother Miao is holding a magnifying glass, and even the weeds in your department can be seen as small saplings, and of course you can see something as big as a wallet.

However, your brother Miao, who is your team leader, has a very important message to tell you, that is, the protective measures you take for your own tears are quite problematic. ”

"Yes, your brother Miao is right, not only did he take a magnifying glass, but this boss also took a magnifying glass, and I can see it quite clearly, you really don't have a wallet.

However, Boss Ben, like your Brother Miao, found that you have a considerable problem, which should be a fatal problem, and the protective measures you have taken against your subordinates are indeed quite a big problem. ”

Miao Bu and the owner of the breakfast shop were both holding magnifying glasses and pointing at the three of them, just like looking for the smallest village on a map, and their serious attitude was admirable.

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, boss, we all took measures to prevent Team Leader Miao's toothpick from shooting at the department, so what could be the problem, we found a wide tape to wrap the department, just like the root of the tree, has been wrapped in three layers, what kind of problem can it be?"

Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as Comrade Sifu, all disagreed with the problem between Miao Buzheng and the owner of the breakfast shop, they thought that this wide tape was widely used, the courier could be used to seal the box, and the master could also use it to wrap the van, and the three of them got inspiration from wrapping the van and used it to seal their own department.

"Haha, you big fools, you are just trying to prevent my toothpick from shooting, have you ever seen some female comrades use this wide tape to remove the hairballs from woolen clothes, do you also want to use it to remove the hairballs from your own department?"

Miao Buzheng couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, and the mask on his mouth was also opened, revealing Miao Buzheng's big teeth.

"No, this wide tape can still remove our balls, in that case, we'll be bare-balled!"

After the three of them listened to Miao Buzheng's words, they frowned.

"Haha, will it turn into a bare ball, you will know if you tear this wide tape. ”

Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as the three masters, lowered their heads in front of Miao Buzheng and the owner of the breakfast shop, lowered their heads to uncover the wide tape that wrapped the part.

"Oh my god, it was an egg just now, and now it's a tempered egg!"

When the three of them tore open the wide tape that had wrapped around the tear, they bared their teeth and howled.